King of 25 Cubs

——This is kind of delicious, is it tofu?

--right.

——Bald Qiang Bald Qiang~ I suddenly had an inspiration!I want to try to make hard tofu that can kill myself!

——What the hell is committing suicide by smashing tofu?wait, what did you just call me?Don't call me that name!

……

Holding the tofu that Dazai gave me, I kept muttering to myself all the way: "I never thought I'd let him make it."

Tofu that can hit suicide...will it break your teeth if you take a bite?

【Host, do you want to try it? 】

"No, it's fine."

I have no plans to test myself for poison.

Dazai is really toxic. I have been roommates with him for nearly two years, and he has only cooked twice, and both times left me with an indelible bad impression.

The first time he made fish soup, when the whole pot of soup was brought to the table, it exuded a dark purple aura. The head of the fish opened its cloudy eyes, opened its mouth and floated on the water, looking very like The famous British dish "Looking up at the stars".

"Little Chic looks pretty... No, I mean this pot of soup looks pretty chic."

Dazai named this dish "Hopeful Future Fish Soup". After I tried to take a sip, I fell asleep for three days.

"Let's forget about the unhappy past and run towards a hopeful future~"

After I woke up, Dazai said to me with a playful smile.

The notification sounded on the mobile phone, and a colleague from Mafia at the port sent an email. Because I didn't go to the guerrilla selection, I was automatically disqualified for promotion.

If the guerrillas can't get in, I'm still a low-level employee. The farther away I am from the power center, the harder it is to complete the task of promoting the reform and upgrading of the port Mafia.On top of that, ground floors are not eligible for single-occupancy dormitories.

In other words, I still have to live with Dazai.

I quickly got up from the bed and chased Dazai around the dormitory.

The second time he made turtle soup.

The tortoise crawled into Dazai's pocket when he jumped into the river, and I finally raised it and named it "Mackerel".

Although I have no feelings for this turtle, Dazai usually feeds it, but considering that the poor little mackerel was stewed for nothing wrong, I, the master, must avenge him.

So I chased Dazai around again, and when I finally poured out the soup, I taught him:

"You can't eat wild animals! Rejecting game starts with me!"

Dazai felt a little wronged: "I don't think this is a wild animal, is it?"

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

All in all, after experiencing these two times, I never want to try any food made by Dazai again.

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I told my colleagues that I would go home tonight, but I didn’t actually go home, but went to the detective agency with the newly bought bird food.

There was only one person in the office when I went.

The blond youth wearing glasses raised his head when he heard the voice, "Do you have anything to entrust?"

This is my newly promoted junior brother - Kunikida Doppo?

I watched him quietly.

The rimless glasses are wiped clean, the short light blond hair is combed meticulously, the eyes are firm, and the face is serious. The whole person gives me the impression of an elite working in a bank or government department.

No one would doubt that he is from our Secret Service.

But the ponytail on the back of his head added a bit of playfulness and fashion to him.

The young man's desk was also tidy, and the green book with the word "ideal" written on the cover was placed on top of a stack of documents.

This is an honest man.

I came to a conclusion in my mind.

"I'm not here to entrust you." I walked up to him, and said in a calm and calm tone, "I'm called Senior Sister."

Kunikida Doppo was stunned: "...huh???"

"I am an advanced teacher than you."

I moved a chair and sat opposite him, staring at him with burning eyes: "Call me senior sister."

Kunikida showed a dazed expression: "So you are..."

After a pause, he suddenly came to his senses, looked me up and down, and asked hesitantly, "How old are you this year?"

"You should ask me Gui Geng's geometry." I drew the numbers with my fingers, cleared my throat, and said with a deep expression, "65, it's already old age."

"..." Kunikida stared at my face and lost his voice, "How is this possible!"

"How is it impossible?" I said nonsense seriously: "My ability is to keep my appearance as a girl forever."

"Yes, is that so?" Kunikida pushed his glasses, and called out with some discomfort: "Senior sister."

After that, Junior Kunikida treated me like an old man and took care of me meticulously.

He carefully helped me to the sofa first, and made me tea again.

"Senior sister, please drink tea, it's a bit hot, drink it slowly."

"Here's the cushion, this sofa is hard."

"Sister, do you want to read a book to relieve boredom?"

As he said, he stuffed two magazines into my hands, and I took a closer look——

"The Wisdom of Not Being Sick - How Should the Elderly Keep Healthy?" "

"48 Knitting Skills - Weave a scarf for the grandson that all the classmates agree with after reading it. "

I:"……"

I put the magazine on the coffee table, showed a loving expression, and waved to the young man: "Dubu, why are you called Dubu instead of two steps, three steps and four steps, or Xtep?"

Kunikida: "..."

"Xtep, I heard you are a teacher?"

"It's Doppo, Senior Sister." Kunikida replied very modestly: "I just graduated this year, and I am currently teaching in a middle school. The subject I teach is mathematics. In order to repay Master's kindness, I will come to the detective agency to work part-time when I am not busy."

I sighed in the tone of "this junior is really promising": "But Xtep, you look very young, are you eighteen years old?"

"It's Dubu, senior sister. I'm almost eighteen, but I went to school a few years earlier than my peers and graduated earlier."

This is probably a genius. Normal people don't go to university until they are seventeen or eighteen. Kunikida Doppo has already graduated from university and found a job.

No wonder he looks like an elite, I think his family background should be good.

I nodded slightly, and continued to ask: "Xtep, what is your ability?"

"It's Dubu, Senior Sister."

Kunikida picked up the green paper with the word "ideal" written on it.

"It is my ability to materialize the items written in this notebook. However, the materialized items cannot be larger than the notebook."

I squeezed my chin and muttered: "This ability..."

Kunikida was a little nervous: "What, what's wrong?"

"This ability is amazing!" I raised my head and looked at him with shining eyes: "Dubu, can I ask you one thing?"

"It's Xtep... No, it's Doppo." Kunikida was completely taken astray by me.

However, he still had a serious face, and his words were sincere and serious: "Senior sister's request, I will definitely die."

"It's just a lucrative deal, and you don't need to die." I put my hands together and looked at him expectantly: "Can you materialize diamonds or banknotes?"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

"We can divide three to seven, I seven and you three, after all, the idea is mine."

Finally, Kunikida couldn't take it anymore, he slapped the table and shouted at me excitedly: "Please stop joking!!!"

The younger brother is too upright, no matter what I say, he doesn't intend to buy diamonds or banknotes, so I have to settle for the next best thing and trick him... No, please ask him to help me get some other daily necessities.

"You call these household items?"

Kunikida's hands were shaking as he held the list I wrote him.

"G|Lock's hand wooden warehouse, ten rounds of 9mm anesthesia|drunk ammo, two smoke|smoke|smoke|smoke, two hypnotic gas|smoke, one stab with M9 Tiger Tooth Army|stab." Kunikida took a deep breath, and the voice sounded like It seemed to come out from between the teeth: "Are you going to sell|sell|army|fire?"

"Daily self-defense is just daily necessities." I said innocently, "If you don't dare to make the decision, just call Master and ask for instructions."

Kunikida pursed his lips, took the phone and went to the corridor.

He came back 2 minutes later, said nothing with a straight face, quickly wrote down those things in his notebook, and tore off those few pages of notes and gave them to me.

"When you use it, say 'Doubu Yinke' silently in your heart, and I will feel it."

"Thank you, Brother Dubu~"

I'll take it as soon as I see it, and stop teasing him.

At first, I was a little jealous that he could be kept by the master, but now it seems that my junior brother is a good person with a good personality.

"I'm leaving now. When Dr. Xie Ye comes back, please ask my junior brother to pass this bag of bird food to her."

I waved to him and left the detective agency.

"Xiao Qi, I always feel like I've forgotten something."

A few hundred meters away from the detective agency, I murmured.

[Forgot what? 】

I pinched my chin and thought for a long time, but I couldn't think of anything.

"Forget it, since you can forget it, it means it's not important."

I went home and took the snacks I promised to bring to my colleagues. After perfectly restoring the trap, I went back to the military and police dormitory.

As usual, everything went well until the next morning, I received a call from Master——

"Gaosui, is there something wrong with the tofu you brought over?"

Fuck!I remembered what I forgot!

I left the tofu sent by Dazai at the detective agency!

"Has anyone eaten it?" I asked anxiously in my heart, praying that no one would be caught.

"Kunikida ate it."

"Well, then what?"

"He suddenly fainted after taking the first bite, and suddenly woke up a minute later. He seemed to be in good spirits, and his whole face was radiant."

I breathed a sigh of relief that nothing happened.

"The problem is——" Master paused, and said in a heavy tone, "He lost his memory, and now he can't even remember who he is."

I:"……"

"Not only that, but his personality has also become completely opposite. He speaks with a squeeze of his throat, calls Xie Ye sisters, winks at Luanbu, and insists on wearing high heels to dance in nightclubs."

My eyes went dark, and I almost fell down in one breath.

Osamu Dazai, you are poisonous, you are really poisonous!

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感谢在2019-12-3116:22:29~2020-01-0123:07:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 ghost dance Tsuji no lamp;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 2 Ghost Dance Tsuji Wudeng; Pheasant Sifazi, 1 last grade;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：花开一梦8瓶；团团青歌6瓶；梅梅梅、咩萝这么可爱5瓶；清心一梦、幽兰影月2瓶；懦弱1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!