King of 25 Cubs
Chapter 21 This doge eats jujube pills
I was silent for a moment, then reached out and rubbed the corner of my clothes expressionlessly, trying to imitate the sound of taking off my pants.
"Take it out! Look, is it older than you?"
Tiaoye Caiju: "...?"
He couldn't bear it anymore, and said without hesitation: "Do you think I'm blind?"
I opened my eyes and asked back, "When will you not be blind?"
Tiaoye Caiju: "..."
[Ding dong~split index +300]
King Cang went to the toilet while the two of us were talking, and when he came out with a relaxed face, Tiaoye Caiju strangled his neck.
His hands passed through the iron fence, and his tone was sinister: "You have polluted my precious sense of smell and hearing."
A person like him with keen four senses and a nose that is sharper than a dog's tolerance for odors is probably a negative number.
"Forget it, it's not like you don't know the conditions of the detention center."
I tugged Ye Caiju's cloak, motioning for him to let go.
I really strangled King Cang to death, and I have to die one more time to save him.
"If it wasn't for you, would I come here?"
Tiaoye Caiju let go of her hands, and straightened her slightly wrinkled cuffs and neckline with a worried expression.
"What do you want from me?" I blinked my eyes, and said with a blank face, "Could it be to avenge that punch before?"
I spread my hands and said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't I just punch you? You should treat your face as if you were covered in a storm. Don't worry about such irreparable things anymore. Just be a blind dog and continue." Maintain public order."
[Ding dong~split index +300]
In just a few minutes, I had six extra hairs that would never fall out.
I happily wanted to continue to squeeze the wool, but my mouth was blocked.
"You'd better stop talking, if you insist, then I hope you die now."
"Hmm... Strawberry?"
I took out the lollipop that I had stuffed into my mouth: "Sir, do you still have candy with you?"
"Before I came here, Mr. Tiechang asked me to help bring it to you, saying that he was thanking you for inviting him to dinner last time."
Tiao Ye Caiju handed me the folder that had been tucked under his arm.
"There are a few application forms and survey forms inside, fill them out now, and I'll take them away after filling them out."
I opened it and saw that these forms are the processes that need to be followed to enter the hound.
There is no need to repeat the basic information such as name, gender and age. One of the columns is the introduction of the ability, and I filled in "no ability".
I decided to keep my powers secret forever and never tell anyone.
No matter which country you are in, the danger level of time manipulation abilities is the highest. They are either used by the government, or they will be imprisoned forever and lose their freedom.
There is also an organization in Japan called the "Seventh Agency", which specializes in imprisoning people with special abilities to launder the government's whitewashing. If I are exposed, maybe I will face the iron gates, bars, windows and chains of the "Seventh Agency" in the future.
Although ordinary people can't catch me, I can run away, but I don't want to give up my current life yet.
I gritted my teeth and crunched the lollipop with my bulging cheeks, and licked the sugar juice sticking to the corner of my lips with the tip of my tongue.
As soon as I looked up, I saw Tiao Ye Caiju standing against the wall, arms folded, "looking" at me with a tilted head and a smile.
I blinked, and turned my head a little embarrassedly.
This smile tilts his head to kill... kind of pokes me.
No way, I have no resistance to all boys who love to laugh, even if I know that the other party may be scum.
Tiaoye came over, picked up the form I had filled out, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you really not a supernatural being?"
He closed his eyes and held up the form to "look" very seriously, which really made me wonder: "Are you really blind or fake blind?"
[Ding dong~split index +200]
"Takaho, you haven't become an official hunting dog yet." Jono paused, and said seriously, "Before that, I was still your chief."
"Then, sir, let me put it another way." I asked with an attitude of seeking proof: "Are you deliberately pretending to be blind in order to receive social subsidies for the disabled?"
[Ding dong!Split index +300]
Tiaoye Caiju drew out his saber.Showing a very ghostly expression: "You'd better die."
·
Because of the meritorious service in arresting King Cang, I was promoted smoothly and skipped several levels in succession.
After Captain Fukuji Sakurachi pinned that rather unique police badge on my chest, I became a doge...no, I became an old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant...nor!
I became one of the hounds.
Routine morning meeting time——
Su Guang Tiechang was doing push-ups in the conference room with his upper body bare.
Okura Yeko stared at Fukuji Sakurachi with little love in her eyes, and said coyly: "The captain is still so handsome today~"
Tiaoye Caiju stood firmly on Suguang Tiechang's back, holding a report in his hand: "Recently, a new terrorist emerged, imitating King Cang's live broadcast."
He turned on the projector with the remote and played a video.
"Different from Cang Wang who is under the banner of justice, this criminal's targets are all male idol groups. He seems to hate those good-looking teenagers who can sing and dance rap very much."
"The Metropolitan Police Department tracked down the prisoner's location and identity. Since the other party is a rare supernatural being, after the police reported it, the high-level officials decided to appoint a hound to arrest the prisoner."
"puff--!!!"
Fukuji Sakurachi farted suddenly.
"Sorry hahahahahaha—"
Tiaoye Caiju's face darkened in an instant, and without saying a word, he fired four or five shots at Fudi Yingchi.
The bullet bounced off Fukuji Sakurachi.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Don't hit Tiaoye!"
Looking at Yezi Okura again, his saliva almost flowed out: "Listen to the captain's fart, how elegant it is, it is even more melodious than the cello."
Suguang Tiechang suddenly stopped his push-ups, and said with a dull expression, "I'll go for this task."
I asked suspiciously, "Is Mr. Tie Chang always so active?"
"Those star-chasing girls must be very sad to see their idols being killed." Suehiro said in a serious tone, saying every word: "The world that can live up to the innocence of girls is the world we should protect. "
I blinked my eyes, "Who will protect the innocence of the boy in the world?"
Su Guang rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "Hatsune."
"I've had enough of this unit!!!"
Tiaoye Caiju covered his forehead and let out a long sigh of collapse.
Looking at the farce-like morning meeting in front of me, there was no fluctuation in my heart.
This doge organization full of erhas eats jujube pills.
·
I have reported the progress of the task on both sides of the Ability Secret Service Division and the winery.
The boss of the winery promised that he would share 10% of the shares of a certain pharmaceutical company with me.
But listening to his tone, there was a little coldness, could it be that I was promoted too quickly in the military and police, which aroused his suspicion?
As for the report submitted to the Ability Secret Service Division, I wrote it like this——
【Mr. Ango, did you sleep today?
If you haven't slept yet, please go to bed first, otherwise you may not be able to fall asleep after reading my report.
This month I finally received half a year's salary arrears, so you can rest assured that I will not secretly consider going on strike or changing jobs.
Regarding my mission, it is progressing smoothly, and I have successfully joined the "Military and Police Special Suppression Operations Unit A", that is, the Hound.
First of all, I have to complain. Since I joined the A team, there should be a B, B, D team.However, I didn't see where the B, B and D teams were at all!
Let's talk about the four members of Team A.
Captain - Fukuchi Sakurachi.
In fact, I prefer to call him the fart king.
Because he is not particular about it and always farts in public!Every time he farts, Tiaoye Caiju will attack him on the grounds of "insulting my precious sense of hearing and smell", and chase him to the ends of the earth with a gun.
The ability "Mirror Lion", I haven't seen him use it yet... Wait, maybe his ability is farting?It seems that it is not impossible to defeat the enemy with biological and chemical weapons.
Deputy Chief - Okura Yeko.
Unknown age, legal loli, but still a crazy loli, jealous like hatred, generally speaking, her character is fine.
By the way, she is a sick captain, and she feels good even when the captain farts.
The ability "breath of the soul" can control the age of oneself and others, making it bigger, smaller and more beautiful at will - isn't this ability awesome?Who doesn't want to stay young forever, I also want to be a baby forever!
All in all, I love loli!
The team member with the strongest combat ability - Suehiro Tetsugu.
Beautiful in appearance, with a heart like a weight, a head like a steel bar, and a taste bud that is out of order.
Sometimes it looks like a three-year-old child, and sometimes it is very sensible. I call it "intermittent dementia".
He is decent and has the spirit of Bushido.
The ability "one cut plum"... No, "Plum in the Snow", which can make the blade longer, thicker, curved and upturned at will... Wait, I think this ability is a bit dirty?
Tiaoye Caiju, a master of "listening" to obtain intelligence and interrogation.
Blind in both eyes, with keen four senses, he has a bad taste and can even be said to be unscrupulous.
After all, it is a professional interrogation. Although it is hated by others, the method is very useful and often improves a lot of efficiency.
Poisonous tongue, but I don't seem to like this identity. Since I joined the team, I always want to hand over the burden of making complaints to me.
But, as a joker, how can I give in!
The above is my summary of the information about the four Hounds. For details, please refer to the attached page.
The living and dead ghosts of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, please refer to the above. 】
After receiving my mission report, Mr. Ango called me.
"Gaosui, don't write the next report as a complaint meeting."
"Huh? I thought Mr. Ango you would like this style!" I said in surprise, "When you read my report, don't you feel very cordial?"
"How could there be! Whose report is so full of nonsense? Please have some common sense!"
After complaining about my report, Mr. Ango cleared his throat, "I see you wrote on the attached page that every team member of the Hound will undergo surgery to transform the body by a supernatural technician?"
I said in a low tone, "Yes, I have already had the first surgery. To be honest, that surgery hurts!"
At that time, I had just finished the operation, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Tiaoye Caiju's smiling face hanging in front of me.
"Are you awake? Do you remember who I am?"
I looked at him blankly, and said in a sticky tone: "I don't remember, who are you?"
"I am your father--"
I jumped up and a headbutt sent him flying.
When Mr. Anwu spoke again, his voice was a little tight: "How do you feel now?"
I thought about it, and said truthfully: "The operation is still effective. Last time I smashed a wild chrysanthemum, I only dared to use a brick. After the operation, I can use my own head!"
After thinking of something, my mood became depressed again: "However, the operation did not improve my hair loss at all, but it became more serious. This made me feel that the operation was for nothing."
"...I didn't ask you this! Does the operation have any side effects on the body?"
"Oh, surgery and maintenance are required every month. If you don't maintain it, your body will rot quickly."
As soon as the voice fell, the breathing sound on the other side of the phone became shallower.
"Gao Sui, you—"
"But don't worry about me. The captain said that the Hound's team members are all too strong in personality, and they only need a person who can sneak into the undercover. He has a good eye, and thinks that I can take on this big task, so my operation is only slightly strengthened. No post-maintenance is required.”
There seemed to be a sigh of relief on the other end of the phone.
"Which organization does the Hound want you to go undercover?"
"The captain hasn't said anything yet." I scratched my hair: "But it should be arranged soon."
Sure enough, not long after, the captain called me to the office alone.
"Gaosui, now I have a new task for you.
"Go undercover at Port Mafia!"
"Take it out! Look, is it older than you?"
Tiaoye Caiju: "...?"
He couldn't bear it anymore, and said without hesitation: "Do you think I'm blind?"
I opened my eyes and asked back, "When will you not be blind?"
Tiaoye Caiju: "..."
[Ding dong~split index +300]
King Cang went to the toilet while the two of us were talking, and when he came out with a relaxed face, Tiaoye Caiju strangled his neck.
His hands passed through the iron fence, and his tone was sinister: "You have polluted my precious sense of smell and hearing."
A person like him with keen four senses and a nose that is sharper than a dog's tolerance for odors is probably a negative number.
"Forget it, it's not like you don't know the conditions of the detention center."
I tugged Ye Caiju's cloak, motioning for him to let go.
I really strangled King Cang to death, and I have to die one more time to save him.
"If it wasn't for you, would I come here?"
Tiaoye Caiju let go of her hands, and straightened her slightly wrinkled cuffs and neckline with a worried expression.
"What do you want from me?" I blinked my eyes, and said with a blank face, "Could it be to avenge that punch before?"
I spread my hands and said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't I just punch you? You should treat your face as if you were covered in a storm. Don't worry about such irreparable things anymore. Just be a blind dog and continue." Maintain public order."
[Ding dong~split index +300]
In just a few minutes, I had six extra hairs that would never fall out.
I happily wanted to continue to squeeze the wool, but my mouth was blocked.
"You'd better stop talking, if you insist, then I hope you die now."
"Hmm... Strawberry?"
I took out the lollipop that I had stuffed into my mouth: "Sir, do you still have candy with you?"
"Before I came here, Mr. Tiechang asked me to help bring it to you, saying that he was thanking you for inviting him to dinner last time."
Tiao Ye Caiju handed me the folder that had been tucked under his arm.
"There are a few application forms and survey forms inside, fill them out now, and I'll take them away after filling them out."
I opened it and saw that these forms are the processes that need to be followed to enter the hound.
There is no need to repeat the basic information such as name, gender and age. One of the columns is the introduction of the ability, and I filled in "no ability".
I decided to keep my powers secret forever and never tell anyone.
No matter which country you are in, the danger level of time manipulation abilities is the highest. They are either used by the government, or they will be imprisoned forever and lose their freedom.
There is also an organization in Japan called the "Seventh Agency", which specializes in imprisoning people with special abilities to launder the government's whitewashing. If I are exposed, maybe I will face the iron gates, bars, windows and chains of the "Seventh Agency" in the future.
Although ordinary people can't catch me, I can run away, but I don't want to give up my current life yet.
I gritted my teeth and crunched the lollipop with my bulging cheeks, and licked the sugar juice sticking to the corner of my lips with the tip of my tongue.
As soon as I looked up, I saw Tiao Ye Caiju standing against the wall, arms folded, "looking" at me with a tilted head and a smile.
I blinked, and turned my head a little embarrassedly.
This smile tilts his head to kill... kind of pokes me.
No way, I have no resistance to all boys who love to laugh, even if I know that the other party may be scum.
Tiaoye came over, picked up the form I had filled out, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you really not a supernatural being?"
He closed his eyes and held up the form to "look" very seriously, which really made me wonder: "Are you really blind or fake blind?"
[Ding dong~split index +200]
"Takaho, you haven't become an official hunting dog yet." Jono paused, and said seriously, "Before that, I was still your chief."
"Then, sir, let me put it another way." I asked with an attitude of seeking proof: "Are you deliberately pretending to be blind in order to receive social subsidies for the disabled?"
[Ding dong!Split index +300]
Tiaoye Caiju drew out his saber.Showing a very ghostly expression: "You'd better die."
·
Because of the meritorious service in arresting King Cang, I was promoted smoothly and skipped several levels in succession.
After Captain Fukuji Sakurachi pinned that rather unique police badge on my chest, I became a doge...no, I became an old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant...nor!
I became one of the hounds.
Routine morning meeting time——
Su Guang Tiechang was doing push-ups in the conference room with his upper body bare.
Okura Yeko stared at Fukuji Sakurachi with little love in her eyes, and said coyly: "The captain is still so handsome today~"
Tiaoye Caiju stood firmly on Suguang Tiechang's back, holding a report in his hand: "Recently, a new terrorist emerged, imitating King Cang's live broadcast."
He turned on the projector with the remote and played a video.
"Different from Cang Wang who is under the banner of justice, this criminal's targets are all male idol groups. He seems to hate those good-looking teenagers who can sing and dance rap very much."
"The Metropolitan Police Department tracked down the prisoner's location and identity. Since the other party is a rare supernatural being, after the police reported it, the high-level officials decided to appoint a hound to arrest the prisoner."
"puff--!!!"
Fukuji Sakurachi farted suddenly.
"Sorry hahahahahaha—"
Tiaoye Caiju's face darkened in an instant, and without saying a word, he fired four or five shots at Fudi Yingchi.
The bullet bounced off Fukuji Sakurachi.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Don't hit Tiaoye!"
Looking at Yezi Okura again, his saliva almost flowed out: "Listen to the captain's fart, how elegant it is, it is even more melodious than the cello."
Suguang Tiechang suddenly stopped his push-ups, and said with a dull expression, "I'll go for this task."
I asked suspiciously, "Is Mr. Tie Chang always so active?"
"Those star-chasing girls must be very sad to see their idols being killed." Suehiro said in a serious tone, saying every word: "The world that can live up to the innocence of girls is the world we should protect. "
I blinked my eyes, "Who will protect the innocence of the boy in the world?"
Su Guang rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "Hatsune."
"I've had enough of this unit!!!"
Tiaoye Caiju covered his forehead and let out a long sigh of collapse.
Looking at the farce-like morning meeting in front of me, there was no fluctuation in my heart.
This doge organization full of erhas eats jujube pills.
·
I have reported the progress of the task on both sides of the Ability Secret Service Division and the winery.
The boss of the winery promised that he would share 10% of the shares of a certain pharmaceutical company with me.
But listening to his tone, there was a little coldness, could it be that I was promoted too quickly in the military and police, which aroused his suspicion?
As for the report submitted to the Ability Secret Service Division, I wrote it like this——
【Mr. Ango, did you sleep today?
If you haven't slept yet, please go to bed first, otherwise you may not be able to fall asleep after reading my report.
This month I finally received half a year's salary arrears, so you can rest assured that I will not secretly consider going on strike or changing jobs.
Regarding my mission, it is progressing smoothly, and I have successfully joined the "Military and Police Special Suppression Operations Unit A", that is, the Hound.
First of all, I have to complain. Since I joined the A team, there should be a B, B, D team.However, I didn't see where the B, B and D teams were at all!
Let's talk about the four members of Team A.
Captain - Fukuchi Sakurachi.
In fact, I prefer to call him the fart king.
Because he is not particular about it and always farts in public!Every time he farts, Tiaoye Caiju will attack him on the grounds of "insulting my precious sense of hearing and smell", and chase him to the ends of the earth with a gun.
The ability "Mirror Lion", I haven't seen him use it yet... Wait, maybe his ability is farting?It seems that it is not impossible to defeat the enemy with biological and chemical weapons.
Deputy Chief - Okura Yeko.
Unknown age, legal loli, but still a crazy loli, jealous like hatred, generally speaking, her character is fine.
By the way, she is a sick captain, and she feels good even when the captain farts.
The ability "breath of the soul" can control the age of oneself and others, making it bigger, smaller and more beautiful at will - isn't this ability awesome?Who doesn't want to stay young forever, I also want to be a baby forever!
All in all, I love loli!
The team member with the strongest combat ability - Suehiro Tetsugu.
Beautiful in appearance, with a heart like a weight, a head like a steel bar, and a taste bud that is out of order.
Sometimes it looks like a three-year-old child, and sometimes it is very sensible. I call it "intermittent dementia".
He is decent and has the spirit of Bushido.
The ability "one cut plum"... No, "Plum in the Snow", which can make the blade longer, thicker, curved and upturned at will... Wait, I think this ability is a bit dirty?
Tiaoye Caiju, a master of "listening" to obtain intelligence and interrogation.
Blind in both eyes, with keen four senses, he has a bad taste and can even be said to be unscrupulous.
After all, it is a professional interrogation. Although it is hated by others, the method is very useful and often improves a lot of efficiency.
Poisonous tongue, but I don't seem to like this identity. Since I joined the team, I always want to hand over the burden of making complaints to me.
But, as a joker, how can I give in!
The above is my summary of the information about the four Hounds. For details, please refer to the attached page.
The living and dead ghosts of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, please refer to the above. 】
After receiving my mission report, Mr. Ango called me.
"Gaosui, don't write the next report as a complaint meeting."
"Huh? I thought Mr. Ango you would like this style!" I said in surprise, "When you read my report, don't you feel very cordial?"
"How could there be! Whose report is so full of nonsense? Please have some common sense!"
After complaining about my report, Mr. Ango cleared his throat, "I see you wrote on the attached page that every team member of the Hound will undergo surgery to transform the body by a supernatural technician?"
I said in a low tone, "Yes, I have already had the first surgery. To be honest, that surgery hurts!"
At that time, I had just finished the operation, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Tiaoye Caiju's smiling face hanging in front of me.
"Are you awake? Do you remember who I am?"
I looked at him blankly, and said in a sticky tone: "I don't remember, who are you?"
"I am your father--"
I jumped up and a headbutt sent him flying.
When Mr. Anwu spoke again, his voice was a little tight: "How do you feel now?"
I thought about it, and said truthfully: "The operation is still effective. Last time I smashed a wild chrysanthemum, I only dared to use a brick. After the operation, I can use my own head!"
After thinking of something, my mood became depressed again: "However, the operation did not improve my hair loss at all, but it became more serious. This made me feel that the operation was for nothing."
"...I didn't ask you this! Does the operation have any side effects on the body?"
"Oh, surgery and maintenance are required every month. If you don't maintain it, your body will rot quickly."
As soon as the voice fell, the breathing sound on the other side of the phone became shallower.
"Gao Sui, you—"
"But don't worry about me. The captain said that the Hound's team members are all too strong in personality, and they only need a person who can sneak into the undercover. He has a good eye, and thinks that I can take on this big task, so my operation is only slightly strengthened. No post-maintenance is required.”
There seemed to be a sigh of relief on the other end of the phone.
"Which organization does the Hound want you to go undercover?"
"The captain hasn't said anything yet." I scratched my hair: "But it should be arranged soon."
Sure enough, not long after, the captain called me to the office alone.
"Gaosui, now I have a new task for you.
"Go undercover at Port Mafia!"
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