King of 25 Cubs
Chapter 3 Is your hair bald?
"K-O-Yuka?!!!!"
Kise Ryota stared dumbfounded at me kicking the man he had just rescued into the water, before I could explain to him, I ran away.
There is no way, Osamu Dazai has brought too deep a psychological shadow on me.
I have been roommates with him for nearly two years, and every time I go out to buy vegetables and cook, I pay for it!it's all me!This iron cock didn't even treat me to a glass of bubble tea!
Isn't it good for me to keep the money to buy ribs?
"Wait, Yuka?" Kise was staggered by me, out of breath, and said, "What's going on? That person—"
"Oh, leave that man alone!" I yelled without looking back. "Water can't kill a mackerel."
"What fish?"
"Mackerel, mackerel." I paused, and continued: "Haven't you heard the fairy tale of Urashima Taro? Because he saved the mackerel in the Dragon Palace, he was taken to the Dragon Palace and returned home. Only to realize that hundreds of years have passed, things are people and things are not things, and I want to speak and cry first..."
Kise couldn't help complaining: "Don't bully me, I haven't read the myth, didn't Urashima Taro save the turtle?"
"It doesn't matter if it's a turtle bastard or a mackerel bastard, that's not the point!" I yelled at him confidently: "Anyway, if you want to keep your daily life, forget about saving people today, everything!"
I dragged Kise and ran for several miles, and when I finally stopped, the athlete couldn't help but put his hands on his knees and panted.
"You still need to exercise, Kise-kun."
Without blushing or panting, I patted the young man on the shoulder and said calmly, "I'm almost home, you should go back first. Remember to take a hot bath, don't catch a cold."
"I'm the main pick of the school's basketball team. It's Yuka, you're too perverted."
Huang Lai wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said resentfully: "I didn't know that you have such good motor nerves before. If you had you in this year's long-distance running competition, it would be impossible for Haichang to lose so badly."
"...No, I would lose miserably as well."
After finally coaxing Kise away, I bought daily necessities at the supermarket near my home and interrogated the system by the way.
What are you cooking for tonight?
Well, this new sauce is said to be good, buy a bottle and go back to make beef rice.
I picked up two more onions. I stopped in front of the shampoo, conditioner and hair mask shelves. I couldn’t walk. I couldn’t help but want to reach out and take them all home.
"Xiaoqi, what's the matter with the geomagnetic storm you mentioned? And why did I lose all my hair?"
I don't care about geomagnetic storms at all, I only care about my hair.
[The system has just detected that a magnetic field storm has just occurred in this world, and your world and another world have overlapped and completely merged 10 minutes ago.And the center of the magnetic storm is on you as the host. 】
[Xiaoqi also landed on you again because of this magnetic storm. 】
Time and space overlap, am I going to be bald again?
I stroked my bangs subconsciously... Oh my god, I'm really starting to lose my hair!
I looked at the white hairs between my fingers, one, two, three, four...
Pupil quake, shortness of breath!
hair!The hair I finally had again!Don't die QAQ
"what happened?"
I gritted my teeth in distress and asked word by word.
[The specific reason is unknown to Xiao Qi, but Xiao Qi found out that the merged world is the first world that you, the host, have traveled through before and left hidden dangers due to leaving too hastily. 】
"It really is that world." I covered my face and let out a long sigh: "Do you have a way to make my hair grow?"
[Even I can't make your hair grow out of thin air. According to the principle of equivalent exchange, Xiaoqi can help you use another way to "transfer" the hair to your head. 】
[In other words, Xiaoqi does not produce hair, Xiaoqi is just a porter of hair. 】
"so?"
[Er Wuzi, throughout the ages, it has been the existence that makes various organizations bald. 】
Hearing what the system said, I instantly understood that the system wanted me to be a second-five boy again.
"That is to say, in order not to make myself bald, I have to find a way to make others bald first?"
Is this too immoral?
Wait, although it is wicked, why am I inexplicably excited?
[For every [-] split index points, Xiao Qi will give you a hair that will never fall out, which can be used for yourself or given away.As for the method of obtaining the split index, the calculation method is as follows:
Split index = baldness index of organization members × number of members joining the organization]
I stared at the translucent calculation formula that suddenly floated in front of my eyes, and asked curiously:
"How is this baldness index calculated?"
[This is calculated based on the most scientific calculation method in the future of the big universe. According to the data of the third phase of clinical trials, on average, every 23333 points of the baldness index will cause the other party to lose one hair. 】
By the way, do you want to see the formula for calculating the baldness index? 】
"...I don't really want to see it."
Does this count as gathering the strength of everyone to help me save my hair?
It seems that you can't get the wool of a sheep.
[If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, everyone will continue for a second for you; as long as you practice the splits well, the car will never fall over~]
Xiaoqi's doggerel is still so slippery.
But when it comes to precarious hair, none of its doggerel entertains me.
"Then this world... don't care about it after fusion? Don't you need to separate them?"
[Host, Xiaoqi is not very clear about many things. Since the center of this magnetic storm is on you, the answer can only be found on you. 】
【However, Xiaoqi will try her best to help you. 】
My salted fish dream was shattered like this, and I have to run around for my hair ever since.
There was a small incident on the way to checkout. Two boys were fighting in the milk powder area and accidentally bumped into the shelf. At the critical moment, I caught all the milk powder cans that fell down.
The children's father ran over when he heard the sound, and thanked me by pressing the heads of the two naughty ghosts.
It was a young man in a sand-colored windbreaker with copper-colored hair.
I glanced at his fingers, and the slightly bulging place on the back of the windbreaker, and squinted my eyes.
"Did that man bring a gun just now? And he looks like a good hand with a gun."
After the father left with the child, I said to the system.
[You read that right. 】
"What has become of this world?"
I looked at the five black iconic buildings outside the window, covered my forehead, and groaned.
"Fukuzawa Yukichi" in the wallet also turned into an unknown head, and I sighed with a heavy heart.
In the future, I can no longer say that I like Fukuzawa Yukichi.
After all... this person is my master in another world!
My world was originally a very ordinary world.
There are no cool supernatural powers, no high crime rate, and no mafia that runs amok on the streets.
Peaceful, stable, and full of the real world of campus life, at most it is the various skills of the sports boys that make me want to complain. Before signing the contract with the system, I didn't think there was anything wrong with these sports boys.
But even if ball games could save the world, it couldn't be more wrong than it is now.
·
When I got home, I found that I forgot to buy the beef rolls I was going to make tonight. I closed the refrigerator door angrily, and decided to eat outside.
As soon as I went out, I met enthusiastic neighbors, uncles and aunts, stuffing an apple on the left and an orange on the right. Grandpa Niwang, who likes to play mahjong, even snatched a piece of watermelon from his grandson for me.
"Thank you, grandpa." I squatted in front of Nioh's house, chatting with him while eating watermelon: "Bring me one next time you play mahjong."
Grandpa Ren Wang's eyes lit up: "Can Yu Guoguo also play mahjong?"
"Yes, you played well, you can enter the national team."
"Is there a national team in mahjong?"
"No, I just describe myself as highly skilled."
The neighbors living in this community know that I live alone at home, and having a mother is the same as not having a mother, so they are willing to take care of me more.
Thinking that there is still so much kindness surrounding me in the world, I just want to throw the wrist-cut self into the non-recyclable trash can.
"Are you going to have dinner at this time?" Grandpa Niwang asked me.
"Well, I haven't eaten the spicy curry from uncle's house for a long time, I miss it so much!"
My community is basically built by one household, but it is not a particularly high-end one-household building like the Shinagawa District in Tokyo. It is a combination of commercial and residential buildings.Everyone is an ordinary person running around in the red dust and fireworks, and several of them have transformed the first floor of their houses into restaurants and mahjong parlors.
In fact, according to my retirement plan, I plan to turn the first floor of my home into a flower shop.
Of course, the premise of this plan is that my dad is not a rich man.If there is a mine inheritance, I will open a flower shop, I will definitely wake up after eating it, and then eat it for a year.
Whoops, off topic.
In short, Yokohama, with its simple folk customs, is my favorite.
Holding a melon in my hand, I was feeling the peaceful and beautiful daily life when the phone rang suddenly.
I don't know the number on the caller ID, so I wiped my hands casually and pressed to answer: "Hi, I'm—"
"Takaho Yuka!!!"
A loud roar almost deafened me.
I picked my ears and said lazily, "I know my name is Takaho Yuka, who are you?"
Hearing this sentence, the other side seemed to be even more angry.
"How dare you ask me who I am? I'm your boss, Ango Sakaguchi! If you don't answer the phone or text, you'll disappear from school last time, right? I thought you died quietly outside! Come back tonight , the task of undercover military and police is entrusted to you!"
I:"……"
Before I could say anything, the other person slammed the phone down.
Not two seconds later, the bell rang again.
This time with a hoarse voice: "We have a meeting today, the old place."
"Well, I reset my mobile phone to factory settings before, and all the saved numbers are gone." I said cautiously: "May I ask if you are..."
The other party was silent for a moment, then said coldly: "Coca-Cola, do you want to die?"
Coca Cola?This code name is too frustrating... Wait, winery? ! !
"Are you Gin?"
Gin sneered and hung up the phone.
Don't hang up, where is the old place?I do not remember!
Another new call came in, and I pressed answer blankly.
I didn't bother to ask who it was this time. Seeing that I was silent, I said to myself:
"Why didn't you answer the phone before?"
This deep and steady voice was quite familiar, I thought about it, and asked tentatively: "Master?"
"This month's detective agency dinner, you said you would come over."
Master paused for a moment and asked, "Do you need me to pick you up at the tram stop?"
I quickly said, "No need! I'll just go there by myself!"
After a pause, I asked, "Master, what time is the dinner party?"
"Eight o'clock tonight."
[Ding——please go to the meeting place of the winery for a meeting while the host completes the work of the special ability department, and have dinner with Yokohama and members of the detective agency. 】
[Xiaoqi made a prediction. After the task is completed, there will be a large number of split points in the account. For the sake of hair, the host needs to work hard. 】
"..."
I seem to be able to foresee the days that will be too much trouble in the future.
Now, there is only one sentence left in my mind - as long as I die fast enough, the hair loss will not catch up with me.
"Host calm down, don't hit the wall...you can't even hang yourself!"
The author has something to say:
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感谢在2019-12-1318:59:59~2019-12-1518:00:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Falling Following_Eighteen 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles at six o'clock in the evening; 5 bottles of Xili;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Kise Ryota stared dumbfounded at me kicking the man he had just rescued into the water, before I could explain to him, I ran away.
There is no way, Osamu Dazai has brought too deep a psychological shadow on me.
I have been roommates with him for nearly two years, and every time I go out to buy vegetables and cook, I pay for it!it's all me!This iron cock didn't even treat me to a glass of bubble tea!
Isn't it good for me to keep the money to buy ribs?
"Wait, Yuka?" Kise was staggered by me, out of breath, and said, "What's going on? That person—"
"Oh, leave that man alone!" I yelled without looking back. "Water can't kill a mackerel."
"What fish?"
"Mackerel, mackerel." I paused, and continued: "Haven't you heard the fairy tale of Urashima Taro? Because he saved the mackerel in the Dragon Palace, he was taken to the Dragon Palace and returned home. Only to realize that hundreds of years have passed, things are people and things are not things, and I want to speak and cry first..."
Kise couldn't help complaining: "Don't bully me, I haven't read the myth, didn't Urashima Taro save the turtle?"
"It doesn't matter if it's a turtle bastard or a mackerel bastard, that's not the point!" I yelled at him confidently: "Anyway, if you want to keep your daily life, forget about saving people today, everything!"
I dragged Kise and ran for several miles, and when I finally stopped, the athlete couldn't help but put his hands on his knees and panted.
"You still need to exercise, Kise-kun."
Without blushing or panting, I patted the young man on the shoulder and said calmly, "I'm almost home, you should go back first. Remember to take a hot bath, don't catch a cold."
"I'm the main pick of the school's basketball team. It's Yuka, you're too perverted."
Huang Lai wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said resentfully: "I didn't know that you have such good motor nerves before. If you had you in this year's long-distance running competition, it would be impossible for Haichang to lose so badly."
"...No, I would lose miserably as well."
After finally coaxing Kise away, I bought daily necessities at the supermarket near my home and interrogated the system by the way.
What are you cooking for tonight?
Well, this new sauce is said to be good, buy a bottle and go back to make beef rice.
I picked up two more onions. I stopped in front of the shampoo, conditioner and hair mask shelves. I couldn’t walk. I couldn’t help but want to reach out and take them all home.
"Xiaoqi, what's the matter with the geomagnetic storm you mentioned? And why did I lose all my hair?"
I don't care about geomagnetic storms at all, I only care about my hair.
[The system has just detected that a magnetic field storm has just occurred in this world, and your world and another world have overlapped and completely merged 10 minutes ago.And the center of the magnetic storm is on you as the host. 】
[Xiaoqi also landed on you again because of this magnetic storm. 】
Time and space overlap, am I going to be bald again?
I stroked my bangs subconsciously... Oh my god, I'm really starting to lose my hair!
I looked at the white hairs between my fingers, one, two, three, four...
Pupil quake, shortness of breath!
hair!The hair I finally had again!Don't die QAQ
"what happened?"
I gritted my teeth in distress and asked word by word.
[The specific reason is unknown to Xiao Qi, but Xiao Qi found out that the merged world is the first world that you, the host, have traveled through before and left hidden dangers due to leaving too hastily. 】
"It really is that world." I covered my face and let out a long sigh: "Do you have a way to make my hair grow?"
[Even I can't make your hair grow out of thin air. According to the principle of equivalent exchange, Xiaoqi can help you use another way to "transfer" the hair to your head. 】
[In other words, Xiaoqi does not produce hair, Xiaoqi is just a porter of hair. 】
"so?"
[Er Wuzi, throughout the ages, it has been the existence that makes various organizations bald. 】
Hearing what the system said, I instantly understood that the system wanted me to be a second-five boy again.
"That is to say, in order not to make myself bald, I have to find a way to make others bald first?"
Is this too immoral?
Wait, although it is wicked, why am I inexplicably excited?
[For every [-] split index points, Xiao Qi will give you a hair that will never fall out, which can be used for yourself or given away.As for the method of obtaining the split index, the calculation method is as follows:
Split index = baldness index of organization members × number of members joining the organization]
I stared at the translucent calculation formula that suddenly floated in front of my eyes, and asked curiously:
"How is this baldness index calculated?"
[This is calculated based on the most scientific calculation method in the future of the big universe. According to the data of the third phase of clinical trials, on average, every 23333 points of the baldness index will cause the other party to lose one hair. 】
By the way, do you want to see the formula for calculating the baldness index? 】
"...I don't really want to see it."
Does this count as gathering the strength of everyone to help me save my hair?
It seems that you can't get the wool of a sheep.
[If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, everyone will continue for a second for you; as long as you practice the splits well, the car will never fall over~]
Xiaoqi's doggerel is still so slippery.
But when it comes to precarious hair, none of its doggerel entertains me.
"Then this world... don't care about it after fusion? Don't you need to separate them?"
[Host, Xiaoqi is not very clear about many things. Since the center of this magnetic storm is on you, the answer can only be found on you. 】
【However, Xiaoqi will try her best to help you. 】
My salted fish dream was shattered like this, and I have to run around for my hair ever since.
There was a small incident on the way to checkout. Two boys were fighting in the milk powder area and accidentally bumped into the shelf. At the critical moment, I caught all the milk powder cans that fell down.
The children's father ran over when he heard the sound, and thanked me by pressing the heads of the two naughty ghosts.
It was a young man in a sand-colored windbreaker with copper-colored hair.
I glanced at his fingers, and the slightly bulging place on the back of the windbreaker, and squinted my eyes.
"Did that man bring a gun just now? And he looks like a good hand with a gun."
After the father left with the child, I said to the system.
[You read that right. 】
"What has become of this world?"
I looked at the five black iconic buildings outside the window, covered my forehead, and groaned.
"Fukuzawa Yukichi" in the wallet also turned into an unknown head, and I sighed with a heavy heart.
In the future, I can no longer say that I like Fukuzawa Yukichi.
After all... this person is my master in another world!
My world was originally a very ordinary world.
There are no cool supernatural powers, no high crime rate, and no mafia that runs amok on the streets.
Peaceful, stable, and full of the real world of campus life, at most it is the various skills of the sports boys that make me want to complain. Before signing the contract with the system, I didn't think there was anything wrong with these sports boys.
But even if ball games could save the world, it couldn't be more wrong than it is now.
·
When I got home, I found that I forgot to buy the beef rolls I was going to make tonight. I closed the refrigerator door angrily, and decided to eat outside.
As soon as I went out, I met enthusiastic neighbors, uncles and aunts, stuffing an apple on the left and an orange on the right. Grandpa Niwang, who likes to play mahjong, even snatched a piece of watermelon from his grandson for me.
"Thank you, grandpa." I squatted in front of Nioh's house, chatting with him while eating watermelon: "Bring me one next time you play mahjong."
Grandpa Ren Wang's eyes lit up: "Can Yu Guoguo also play mahjong?"
"Yes, you played well, you can enter the national team."
"Is there a national team in mahjong?"
"No, I just describe myself as highly skilled."
The neighbors living in this community know that I live alone at home, and having a mother is the same as not having a mother, so they are willing to take care of me more.
Thinking that there is still so much kindness surrounding me in the world, I just want to throw the wrist-cut self into the non-recyclable trash can.
"Are you going to have dinner at this time?" Grandpa Niwang asked me.
"Well, I haven't eaten the spicy curry from uncle's house for a long time, I miss it so much!"
My community is basically built by one household, but it is not a particularly high-end one-household building like the Shinagawa District in Tokyo. It is a combination of commercial and residential buildings.Everyone is an ordinary person running around in the red dust and fireworks, and several of them have transformed the first floor of their houses into restaurants and mahjong parlors.
In fact, according to my retirement plan, I plan to turn the first floor of my home into a flower shop.
Of course, the premise of this plan is that my dad is not a rich man.If there is a mine inheritance, I will open a flower shop, I will definitely wake up after eating it, and then eat it for a year.
Whoops, off topic.
In short, Yokohama, with its simple folk customs, is my favorite.
Holding a melon in my hand, I was feeling the peaceful and beautiful daily life when the phone rang suddenly.
I don't know the number on the caller ID, so I wiped my hands casually and pressed to answer: "Hi, I'm—"
"Takaho Yuka!!!"
A loud roar almost deafened me.
I picked my ears and said lazily, "I know my name is Takaho Yuka, who are you?"
Hearing this sentence, the other side seemed to be even more angry.
"How dare you ask me who I am? I'm your boss, Ango Sakaguchi! If you don't answer the phone or text, you'll disappear from school last time, right? I thought you died quietly outside! Come back tonight , the task of undercover military and police is entrusted to you!"
I:"……"
Before I could say anything, the other person slammed the phone down.
Not two seconds later, the bell rang again.
This time with a hoarse voice: "We have a meeting today, the old place."
"Well, I reset my mobile phone to factory settings before, and all the saved numbers are gone." I said cautiously: "May I ask if you are..."
The other party was silent for a moment, then said coldly: "Coca-Cola, do you want to die?"
Coca Cola?This code name is too frustrating... Wait, winery? ! !
"Are you Gin?"
Gin sneered and hung up the phone.
Don't hang up, where is the old place?I do not remember!
Another new call came in, and I pressed answer blankly.
I didn't bother to ask who it was this time. Seeing that I was silent, I said to myself:
"Why didn't you answer the phone before?"
This deep and steady voice was quite familiar, I thought about it, and asked tentatively: "Master?"
"This month's detective agency dinner, you said you would come over."
Master paused for a moment and asked, "Do you need me to pick you up at the tram stop?"
I quickly said, "No need! I'll just go there by myself!"
After a pause, I asked, "Master, what time is the dinner party?"
"Eight o'clock tonight."
[Ding——please go to the meeting place of the winery for a meeting while the host completes the work of the special ability department, and have dinner with Yokohama and members of the detective agency. 】
[Xiaoqi made a prediction. After the task is completed, there will be a large number of split points in the account. For the sake of hair, the host needs to work hard. 】
"..."
I seem to be able to foresee the days that will be too much trouble in the future.
Now, there is only one sentence left in my mind - as long as I die fast enough, the hair loss will not catch up with me.
"Host calm down, don't hit the wall...you can't even hang yourself!"
The author has something to say:
------
感谢在2019-12-1318:59:59~2019-12-1518:00:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Falling Following_Eighteen 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles at six o'clock in the evening; 5 bottles of Xili;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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