King of 25 Cubs

I stared at Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai stared back at me, neither of us made a sound, we stared at each other for half a minute.

Then I squeezed my chin and said in a tone as if I was remembering: "Well...it depends on my mood. If I am in a good mood, I will go to the men's room, and if I am in a bad mood, I will go to the women's room."

Osamu Dazai chuckled, and asked with a harmless face: "Then is Matilda in a good mood now, or is she in a bad mood?"

I fell silent, looking at Dazai with an indescribable expression.

He saw that I didn't speak, his smile didn't change at all, his dark eyes fell on me, and he turned his head slightly to make a gesture of listening attentively.

I raised my eyebrows, and asked instead: "Mr. Dazai, do you want to ask me out? Just like the little sisters go to the bathroom hand in hand during recess?"

Dazai probably didn't expect me to ask directly, he blinked, and then laughed even more.

He said enthusiastically, with a cheerful ending in his tone: "I want to be with Matilda, as long as I go to the toilet hand in hand, I will become good friends, right?"

The word "friend" coming out of this person's mouth is really as rare as a prehistoric fossil.I have been roommates for so long and saved him so many times before, but he never said a word to admit that we are friends.

Seriously, it kind of hurts.

I couldn't help but wonder, what is Dazai's definition of the word "friend"?What kind of person would become Osamu Dazai's friend?

Mr. Odasaku like that?

However, even if they are friends, their communication probably adheres to the mode of getting along with adults with boundaries. As Mr. Odasaku said, if they get closer, Dazai will probably run away.

Thinking of all these things in my mind, I kept my face and frowned, and my voice became a little more serious:

"Although I have no problem with going to the bathroom together, but... I advise you not to do this."

Osamu Dazai made a long and confused voice: "Hey, why~"

"Although the bathroom is small, it is a place full of mutual comparisons and envy and jealousy. Women will compare their looks in front of the mirror, and men will compare their size in the urinal..."

My eyes moved down and landed between Dazai Osamu's legs, and said bitterly and bitterly: "Anyway, the people who went to the toilet with me ended up being autistic, because—"

I didn't change my face, and said word by word: "I took it out and it was bigger than them."

Dazai opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and the surrounding atmosphere fell into dead silence. After a long time, he let out a soft "poof".

The sound seemed to break some kind of enchantment, after which he covered his stomach and laughed for 3 minutes.

My face darkened: "Is it funny?"

"I'm sorry, sorry, I just didn't expect..." Dazai wiped away the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, and said in an unpredictable tone: "Matilda is really a very interesting person. I want to go to the bathroom with you even more."

"..." I walked into the men's room indifferently: "That's what you said."

Osamu Dazai followed me in, and we looked at each other without moving.

Me: (O_O)

Osamu Dazai: (///▽`)

After a stalemate for 3 minutes, I cleared my throat: "Are you taking off your pants?"

Osamu Dazai was more modest with me: "No, it's better for Matilda to take off first."

"No, I'm a little shy, please go first."

"How about we go together?"

I nodded kindly: "OK."

Then neither of us moved, I blinked at him, and he blinked at me.

"Ah, I suddenly remembered something urgent."

Dazai tapped the palm of his hand, and pretended to take out his mobile phone to look at it, and showed a regretful expression: "I can't help it, I have to go to the bathroom with Matilda next time."

The back view of him leaving looks as steady as an old dog as usual, but in my eyes, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is running away.

After a while, the system tentatively said:

【Host, are you not afraid that Osamu Dazai really wanted to compare his size with you just now? 】

I groaned and rolled my eyes towards the ceiling.

"Is he the type to take his pants off in front of other people?"

The system is silent.

"He's not." I lowered my eyes and said softly, "On the surface, he's flamboyant, he seems to have no taboos, and his small mouth is more exciting than anyone else. In fact... he's just a coward who wraps himself in a shell. He's the real one. no."

[But... what if?In case he really intends to force you to admit that you are lying——]

"Since he invited me to go to the toilet, it means that he already suspected or even knew that I was a girl."

With a cold expression on my face, I said lightly: "If he really dares to take off his pants in front of me, I will dare to flick him."

【…】

I spread my hands and said not very concerned: "Actually, it's okay if he knows I'm a girl. This is not a matter of principle."

In the end, I didn't go to the women's room next door, and directly found a cubicle in the men's room.When I went out, I listened to the movement outside the door, and felt that no one came out, and it turned out——

A brother with big flower tattoos was holding his trousers in his hand, and turned his head to stare at me, with a look of horror in his eyes and a scream.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

I thought there was no one there. Did this big brother make no sound when he went to the toilet?

I stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, seeing him pull up his pants in a panic, I calmed down and said: "Calm down, they are all of the same sex, I haven't seen anything before."

Brother Huaarm: "...???!!!"

I put my index finger in front of my lips: "Help me keep it secret~"

Seeing him nodding stupidly, I smiled, and Shi Shiran left the men's room.

·

A few days after the encounter in the toilet, I received a new order from the high-level Mafia at the port—to report to the guerrillas.

It is said that the guerrillas were short of manpower, and the leader decided to promote a group of potential low-level people.

"Mr. Odasaku, are you not on that list?"

Since Oda Saku and I are both low-level, after completing a few missions together, we gradually became acquainted.

I didn't know until I got to know him that his full name is "Oda Sakunosuke". I always thought his surname was "Oda" and his first name was "Saku"!But because I got used to the name "Oda Saku", I didn't change my name.

By the way, I misunderstood him before. It turned out that the five children in his family were all picked up.

Sure enough, how could such a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes be a romantic stallion.

"Because I don't kill people." Oda Saku calmly accepted the fact that he was not on the list: "My dream is to become a novelist. If I kill people, I will lose my qualification to write."

"Oh, I understand this!" I tapped my palms and nodded understandingly: "Sometimes people have to set a goal for themselves, for example, my recent goal is to lose five catties in order to eat cake."

The red-haired young man who doesn't know how to complain thinks for a while and agrees: "That's the truth."

Mr. Ango just passed by and couldn't help it: "Oda-kun, please complain! Are you two talking about the same thing?!"

·

After reporting to the guerrillas, I was packed and thrown to the training ground with a group of low-level rookies.

The person in charge told us that after all the training courses are over, there will be an assessment. Based on the assessment results, it will be decided whether our group of people will stay in the guerrillas or be sent back to the bottom.

There are more than 30 newcomers in the same batch as me, and Brother Huayi, who was scared and screamed by me in the bathroom before, is one of them.

After a deep chat, I found out that despite his social appearance, he was a member of the Animal Protection Association. He pays membership fees every year, and his family has a house full of wild cats.

In the first training session, the teacher was Guangjin Liulang from Black Lizard.

I have the impression that this person is a veteran of the two dynasties. I heard his name when I undercovered the port of Mafia for the first time.

"Sink your waist down, lean forward slightly, relax your hands, use your hands for three points with regular hands, and use your hands for seven points..."

Everyone present has touched the gun, but the level is uneven. Some bronzes can miss even a fixed target, and some kings can hit ten rings with a few hits with their eyes closed.

"Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-!!"

After firing five shots in a row, I put the safety on and took off the blindfold.

There was applause behind him.

"Hit all the moving targets, or shoot blindly?!" Brother Huayi sighed in Okinawan dialect: "How did you do it?"

You haven't been told to shoot people or animals yet, how easy it is to hit a moving target.

I put the gun back into the holster, and then said solemnly: "Because I play a lot of chicken games, I have to guarantee 3 hours of online time every day, and I have been on the top three in the Asian server."

Newbies: "..."

The half-month training period ended quickly, and the remaining [-] people formed a small team, and I deservedly became their captain.

The team leader has the right to name the team, I tried my best to choose a great name for my team——

"Good luck, chicken team tonight!"

Team members: "..."

After becoming a small team leader, I discovered a truth.

The more famous a person is, the more rumors and rumors will come to his door.

One day, I was passing by in the hallway, and I heard three people in the corner gossip about me——

"I heard from Brother Hua Arm that his squad leader is a big guy in women's clothing, and they met in the toilet before!"

"Master Matilda from the chicken eating team?"

Another person wailed: "The one who is particularly good at marksmanship and fighting? Don't, I still want to invite her to dinner!"

"Don't mention it, he helped me when I was at the bottom, and I was tempted... the result!"

The third person also interrupted, with a mysterious tone: "Let me tell you, someone passed by the men's restroom on the third floor before, and vaguely heard Matilda-sama and Mr. Dazai say 'comparison of size', as if Mr. Dazai lost Already!"

"Eh?! That Mr. Dazai who is scarier than a demon? He actually..."

"Didn't someone tell Mr. Dazai 'no' before? I didn't believe it at the time, but now it's a stone hammer?"

"No, maybe it's not Mr. Dazai's 'no', but Matilda-sama's 'extraordinary talent'?"

……

The "extraordinarily talented" I cleared my throat, turned around, and quietly touched behind these people.

"I heard you guys complimenting me, and the compliments sound nice. Can you say a few more compliments?"

Mafia A: "..."

Mafia B: "..."

Mafia C is a smart person, and immediately said: "Master Matilda is mighty, and Master Matilda is 18 centimeters!"

When the other two heard it, they followed up unyieldingly:

"Master Matilda seven times a night!"

"Master Matilda is a role model for us men!"

"..." I sincerely sighed: "Shouldn't the threshold for recruiting people at the port Mafia be raised? At the very least, they must have a primary school education."

Can't even blow rainbow farts, what kind of mafia!

Just as I was complaining in my heart, my phone rang suddenly, and it was a new email——

【Help me some paper, I'm in the men's room in area C on the third floor, thank you. ——by Nakahara Chuya]

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感谢在2020-01-1917:05:06~2020-01-2018:06:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Blue Lotus Water; 3 bottles of Da Zai's Conscience; 1 bottle of Bing Jinyue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!