King of 25 Cubs

At the corner of the corridor, those Mafia members at the port ate melons.

Across the wall, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and I looked at each other.

Xiaoyin is really a well-behaved and sensible little sister, she actually stood on tiptoe and covered her brother's ears.

I:"……???"

What happened to you brothers and sisters?Isn't it always the elder brother covering the younger sister's ears at this time?

I patted Xiaoyin on the shoulder: "Thank you."

After those people left after eating the melon, Xiaoyin, whose face was a little red, let go of her hand and asked me curiously: "Is this the relationship between Matilda and Mr. Chuya? Then what about Mr. Dazai?"

Speaking of Dazai, Xiaoyin had an expression of "the cp I knocked on didn't give out sugar today".

"Go online less, read more, and don't copy cp like adults at a young age."

I said with a blank face, and turned my eyes to Akutagawa: "Why did you come looking for me?"

Hearing this, Akutagawa finally remembered his purpose, with a super angry expression on his face.

"Is senior playing tricks on me?!"

He threw the U disk cut off by Rashomon at my feet, and shouted sharply: "There is no secret to making people stronger!"

"Uh, have you seen it all?"

"Yes, for fear of missing important information, I watched all the videos overnight, and even watched them twice."

Akutagawa stared at me with sharp eyes, and said in a very serious tone, "There are only two people talking non-stop, which is very annoying."

Huh, there are actually people in this world who find cross talk annoying?

Akutagawa, you are hopeless, your sense of humor is probably dead, it's hard to get Dazai to admit it.

I silently added a USB flash drive to Akutagawa's debt, and calmly took out another USB flash drive from my pocket: "I took it by mistake before, but this is what I wanted to give you."

Little Silver: "..."

I gave her a look and told her not to make a sound.

"Practice according to the video every morning, and you will definitely become stronger."

"Yes, is that so?"

Akutagawa took the USB drive with both hands.

In fact, this child is quite polite in dealing with others, but his brain circuit is not like ordinary people.

After Akutagawa bowed to me and left, Xiaoyin asked me: "What's inside this time?"

"National Broadcast Gymnastics for Middle School Students—The Times Are Calling."

Xiaoyin couldn't help showing sympathetic eyes: "When will you let brother go?"

"Let's wait until he won't be fooled casually."

I covered my cheeks and let out a long sigh, pretending to say: "Hey, I'm such a good senior, I've broken my heart for the younger generation, and I don't hesitate to pretend to be a bad guy."

I stroked Xiaoyin's head and said, "Little Yin, there is no hope for your brother, you must be filial to me in the future."

"..." Xiaoyin's eyes curled up, and finally she couldn't help but said, "Okay, Mom...Master Matilda."

·

Because Akutagawa Ryunosuke is too fun... no, too easy to be deceived, when Oda Saku and I met to eat curry rice at the western restaurant of my uncle's house, I still complained to him.

By the way, the uncle finally came back from visiting relatives.

"I feel that Akutagawa's child is a bit stubborn and won't be flexible."

I scooped a spoonful of curry into my mouth and chewed it slowly.

"Mr. Dazai probably wants to use me to sharpen knives. He really knows how to 'make the best use of everything'."

Well, the spicy curry at Uncle's is great!

I was moved (spicy) to tears.

"Akutagawa... Dazai's new subordinate?" Odasaku held up a spoon and recalled: "I saw it once from a distance, and it seemed that I killed all the hostages and enemies during the rescue, and was finally taught by Dazai."

"Wow, this kid's head is too hard."

Oda Saku glanced at me, showing a slightly puzzled look: "I always hear you describe Akutagawa as 'children', you are obviously the same age, aren't you?"

"Perhaps my heart is older, not to mention Akutagawa, I occasionally look at Dazai-san... Ah, Dazai-san, let's forget it."

I said bitterly, and changed the subject again: "Mr. Odasaku, have you started writing your novel yet?"

"It's all in my head, but unfortunately I don't have the tools and techniques to map it to the real world."

Odasaku paused for a moment, then continued: "It's like a mountaineer who is at a loss before the world's highest peak with only an ice stick."

I thought for a moment, and suggested: "Then set a small goal first, such as... novel novelist award or something?"

"Eh?"

"What Mr. Oda Saku wants to write must be a very great book. If you feel that it is difficult for you to reach such a height now, then write some other subjects first to practice your pen."

Oda Saku pinched his chin and fell into deep thought: "It seems to make sense."

"Of course it makes sense, this is my personal experience!"

I clenched my fist and said excitedly: "Yuko Takaho's dream is to be a salted fish waiting to die. In order for her to realize this dream, I must become the richest man in Yokohama. Of course, it is difficult to achieve the goal of the richest man in a short time." , The return of stocks also needs a process, so I set a small goal first - buy a lottery ticket and win the first prize! Then guess what happened?"

"what happened?"

"This small goal has been achieved!"

[For you, winning the lottery is of course a small goal that is easy to achieve. Can this be compared with writing a book? ! 】

The system couldn't help complaining about me.

[And do you have to distinguish Takaho Yuka and Matilda so clearly?Don't know how to score? 】

Unlike the system, today's Odasaku-san still doesn't complain.

His focus is strange: "Why is the target the richest man in Yokohama, not the richest man in the country?"

"Because the richest man in the country lives in Yokohama."

Odasaku nodded slightly: "I see."

While I was having a pleasant chat with Oda, the cell phone rang suddenly, it was an unknown number.

I slid down to answer: "Hi, hello—"

"I'm going down! I'm going down!"

under?

I blinked blankly: "Is it Akutagawa?"

"That's right, that's right!"

I thought there was something wrong with Akutagawa's tone and voice, but I didn't think much about it: "Akutagawa, what's the matter with you?"

Could it be that he found a way to become stronger in radio gymnastics, such as strengthening his body and so on, so he wanted to share it with me excitedly?

"It's like this, I just had a car accident, and now I'm lying on a hospital bed and can't move. The hospital said that I can only have an operation if I pay XXX million. I don't have any money with me, can you help me remit the money? I will definitely pay you back after the operation!"

I:"……"

For the sake of truth, the other party specially found a female voice to pretend to be a nurse: "Hello, I am a nurse in the hospital, your friend is now—"

Before she could finish speaking, I hung up the phone and dragged the number into the blacklist.

Odasaku turned his head, "Is it Dazai's new subordinate?"

"No, it's a liar."

"Recently, a new type of phone scam has emerged. The scammer will claim to be the next, pretending to be an acquaintance to cheat money transfers."

The uncle in the western restaurant shrugged his shoulders: "However, most people would not be fooled by such an obvious deception. Only the elderly who are not around their relatives and whose brains are not clear will be deceived."

"I see." I frowned, with a bad feeling: "Although it is a deception that is easy to see through, I am still a little worried about a certain junior who is easily deceived."

Then I shook my head again.

Such an obvious deception, shouldn't be...

"Hello, is there a Mr. Oda Sakunosuke here?"

The courier boy driving a tricycle yelled at the store, interrupting my thoughts.

"I am."

Oda Saku responded and walked out of the store. After a while, he came in with a stack of cardboard boxes.

"What did you buy?" the uncle in the western restaurant asked.

While unpacking the courier, Odasaku replied: "I bought succulents and flower pots for my neighbor's house."

I froze for a moment.

Bought for me?

"I placed the order very early, but I didn't expect it to be delivered today." Odasaku explained in a vague voice: "The neighbor entrusted me with the flowers on the balcony before, but those flowers were broken, so I bought new ones." some."

Isn't it me who broke the flowers?

I suddenly remembered that I didn't bring a wallet with me at the time, and only gave Oda a coin.

"How much did it cost in total? Let me make it up for you."

As I said that, I took out my wallet, which belonged to Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Speaking of which, I haven't bought his new wallet yet.

"Didn't you pay for it?" Odasaku shook his head: "Since the neighbor entrusted me with the flowers and failed to protect them, I am also responsible."

No, this is not your responsibility!

And what can a steel coin buy?

I want to pay in full, but Odasaku won't accept anything.In the end, after all my talking and talking, he finally agreed to accept half of it.

But the new flowers were planted by Odasaku and I, and then moved to the balcony next door.

I patted the dust off my hands, stretched out on the brand-new balcony, and turned my head to see that Odasaku was sending an email to my previous number:

[Your flowers were damaged by the heavy rain, I replaced a few pots, I don't know if you like it or not. ——by next door neighbor]

I slightly pursed the corners of my lips, and suddenly felt in a good mood.

When you change your identity, you must thank Mr. Odasaku face to face.

When we went downstairs and returned to Uncle's western restaurant, a familiar figure passed by the door of the store.

The uncle in the western restaurant suddenly stood up, walked to the door with doubts on his face, and squinted his eyes for a long time.

Afterwards, he greeted the other party a little bit afraid to confirm: "Excuse me... are you Yu Guoguo's mother?"

The woman nodded slightly: "Hello."

She rang the doorbell, but no one opened the door for a long time, so she turned to the uncle with a puzzled look and asked politely, "Is Takaho Yuka still not back? At this time, high school should be over, right?"

The uncle frowned, and his tone suddenly turned cold: "As early as half a year ago, Yu Guoguo didn't come back very often, don't you know?"

The woman raised her eyebrows, showing a more puzzled expression: "Then where has she moved now?"

"Shouldn't you ask your daughter this kind of question?"

The uncle said something indifferent, stopped talking to the woman, turned around and went back to the shop.

The woman followed in.

"I haven't been able to contact Takaho Yuka recently. Her phone has been shut down, her bank card has been canceled, and the quarterly automatic transfer will be automatically transferred back."

She took out a kraft paper bag and handed it to the uncle: "If she comes back, can you please hand over the living expenses for these few months to her? I will pay for your hard work."

The uncle looked at her deeply, without any movement.

"Don't you care where she went?"

"I don't care." The woman smiled, and the gesture of handing out the paper bag remained unchanged, but said extremely indifferent words in a gentle tone: "Where she goes is her own business, and I am only fulfilling the legal obligation to raise her." .”

The uncle seemed a little angry.

He turned his head and didn't look at the woman again, and indicated the position of the bar with his chin: "Here, put the things here, I will pass them on, and I won't charge you for the hard work. It's poor for the little girl without parents. We neighbors can I don’t do much, but if I can help, I feel at ease.”

The uncle reread the sentence "without parents", but the woman was unmoved, nodded slightly, and put the paper bag on the bar.

"Thank you, the cultural environment in this community is good."

After the girl left, the uncle shook his head and sighed: "You're such a nice girl, why is your family so cruel? If I have such a lovely daughter, I will spoil her to the sky, even if I want stars, I'll pick her up. "

Seeing the paper bag on the bar, the uncle sighed again, and said in a rambling voice:

"The living expenses are handed over to other people casually, and I don't ask if the neighbors around are reliable. This mother really doesn't care at all."

Just as he was about to put the paper bag into the bar, I suddenly reached out to pick up the paper bag, turned around and ran out the door.

"Huh, Matilda?!"

I overtook the woman and stuffed the paper bag into her arms.

She looked at me suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

I said lightly, "Takaho Yuka doesn't need your money anymore."

"But she's under 18—"

"In the past, you sponsored all the expenses of her, as well as this house, and I will put it into your card for her. As for you..."

I raised the corners of my lips slightly, and said in a slow, even gentle tone, "Don't appear in front of her in the future."

The woman frowned: "You are?"

"I am the one who loves Takaho Yuka."

I straightened my back, looked at my mother, and said word by word: "Even if everyone in the world doesn't love her, I will still love her."

"I will tell Takaho Yuka that she is always worthy of being loved, and there is nothing she is not worthy of."

·

Meanwhile, inside the Port Mafia building—

Akutagawa's cell phone rang suddenly.

He couldn't afford to use a mobile phone when he was digging food in the slums, and it was a gift from heaven to be able to fill his stomach at that time.

After being brought back to the port of Mafia, Mr. Dazai gave him this flip phone for the convenience of contact.

In the modern era of smart phones per capita, the old flip phone is particularly outdated, but Akutagawa cherishes this phone as if he cherishes his own life.

The bell rang, and he pressed it unskillfully to answer.

"In Shimokutagawa—"

"Hey, it's coming down!"

Akutagawa paused in his footsteps, his brows were tightly frowned, and his face showed confusion: "Is it Mr. Dazai?"

"Yes, it's Mr. Dazai. He just had a car accident and was lying on a hospital bed unable to move. The hospital said that he can only be operated on if he pays XXX million..."

Akutagawa's face was blank for a moment, then his expression kept changing, and when he finally hung up the phone, his face was pale and his limbs were cold, and the eagerness almost overflowed from his eyes.

"Mr. Dazai, just wait, I will send you the money in the next moment!!!"

He almost turned into a phantom, and rushed out of the Mafia building at the port.

·

When I returned to the western restaurant, Odasaku looked up at me: "Finished?"

"Yeah." I said in a relaxed and cheerful tone: "I have declared my sovereignty, and Takaho Yuka will be mine from now on!"

"Let Yu Guoguo hear this, I guess you will be beaten."

The uncle muttered while cutting vegetables behind the bar.

I still carry out the spirit of licking dogs: "The goddess hits me, I am willing to do so."

Writer Oda's three children just finished school, and before going upstairs with their schoolbags, they greeted me one by one.

Because I always come here for dinner, I am familiar with these people from the Oda family.

After the kids went upstairs, I chatted with Oda:

"Mr. Odasaku, do you want to pick up the older child?"

After thinking for a while, Odasaku asked me, "How big is it?"

"Fifteen or sixteen."

"Well, it feels a little bigger."

Odasaku had a cigarette in his mouth, and it took him a long time to react. He turned to look at me: "You?"

I joked in all seriousness: "Honestly, I just wanted someone to call Dad."

To be honest, among the people I know, the ones who are very fatherly: Master, Mr. Anwu, Scotland...all of them won't let me call them daddy.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a beautiful female goose who can also speak cross talk?

"Several children in the family don't usually call me dad."

Oda Saku thought for a while, then turned his head slightly: "I don't think I'm a competent father, but... if your life needs such a role, I can try to play it occasionally."

I didn't expect Odasaku to answer me like this, thinking that I would be rejected again, I was stuck for a long time.

As expected of a winner in life who really became a father, he is too good at coaxing children, which is different from those single dogs.

Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this statement, Odasaku is also single.

It took me a long time to find my voice, and I said slowly, "Mr. Odasaku, are you particularly good at hitting straight balls?"

Odasaku showed a dazed expression, which looked a little cute.

"Straight? Is that a baseball term? I can't play baseball."

I pursed the corners of my lips upwards, and the ending sound raised happily:

"I think you might try it, baseball."

When we left the western restaurant, it was getting dark, and the LED screen at the intersection was broadcasting news, and the host mentioned the new type of phone scam again.

"Please pay attention to the elderly at home, they are the most vulnerable group—"

I shook my head, there are so many young people who can be fooled by this kind of deception...

The phone in my pocket rang again, and I saw that it was Akutagawa calling.

I answered the phone: "It's you, what's the matter?"

"Senior, next..."

Akutagawa faltered, and finally, as if he had made up his mind, he shouted loudly with humiliation and unwillingness, as well as an aura of no regrets even though he was close to death:

"Senior, please borrow some money!"

I:"???"

"Mr. Dazai was in a car accident, and I was waiting to remit money to him, but all the money in my body is not enough!"

I:"……"

"After I get my first salary, I will definitely pay it back to you!"

I felt that my teeth hurt a little, and after a "hiss", I showed an expression that was indescribable.

"Well, Akutagawa, did you—" Received a scam call?

Before I could finish speaking, I heard an extremely familiar voice with no warmth coming from the other end of the phone.

"Akutagawa, who did you just say was in a car accident?"

"T-Mr. Dazai?!!"

I pinched the bridge of my nose with a headache, and let out a long sigh.

Alas, Akutagawa, you... Alas!

The author has something to say:

The hero of this book is actually Matilda [狗头]

"Down Under" Phone Scams Are Gintama Terriers

By the way, Akutagawa is really my joy, I have written three Bunno, every time I write about him, I am very happy www

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It is a book that I have wanted to write for a long time.

"Five-Year Immortal Examination and Three-Year Simulation"

In order to save the common people in Jiuzhou, Lord Yi Nian Yuan died in martyrdom and was reborn 20 years later.

She found that she had somehow become a national goddess, which was manifested in——

Her sculptures are placed in the central squares of countless cities;

Her weapons are locked in the museum for people to admire every day;

Her deeds are recorded in history books, and her portrait is extremely peaceful;

Her famous quotes were memorized by the people at that time, and they were sung all over the world.

Yi Nian Yuanjun: Personality worship is a no-no!

Not only that, but she also discovered that 20 years later, Jiuzhou monks always have endless exams, and even joining the sect has to take exams——

Language: Recite the full text and silently write the "Letter to the Brothers of Jiuzhou" written by Yuan Jun.

Yi Nian Yuanjun was stunned: I didn't write it.

Politics: Combined with reality, analyze the reason why Yi Nian Yuanjun said "the youth is strong, Jiuzhou is strong".

Yi Nian Yuanjun stared: I never said that.

History: In the XXX year of the Jiuzhou calendar, why did Yi Nian Yuan Jun draw a circle in the southeast two continents?

Yi Nian Yuan Jun Fu forehead: I have never painted.

After finally jumping to the senior grades, there was finally no Yi Nian Yuanjun in the test paper, but she still couldn't fill the answer sheet——

Chemistry: Please write down the chemical equation for the reaction between hemostatic grass and condensed fragrance.

Physics: Please draw the flow path of the mysterious force at the tail of the flying sword standard model "Boeing mini1X".

Yi Nian Yuanjun stared at the test paper for 3 minutes, and finally tore up the paper calmly.

What kind of test is there? She wants to smash the person who came up with the question first, and then smash the examination system in the comprehension world!

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感谢在2020-01-2911:11:43~2020-01-3120:36:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Yuan Lin, Wangwang Asimi, Zi Nuo w, Sui Ji_1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of wonton; 5 bottles of instant noodles, sleepless pirates, and a rabbit dance; 3 bottles of a handsome boy named Yeqi; bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!