King of 25 Cubs

Avalanche hours ago.

"Look, it's snow! It's snow!"

As soon as they got off the bus, several children of Oda Writer ran to the snow happily.

Kemi and Yu even rolled on the snow, and Kosuke couldn't help it.

There are no mountains in Yokohama, and the average temperature in winter is above freezing all year round. It rarely snows in the coldest month of the year.

So for children, this kind of snow-capped scenery with distant mountains can only be seen on TV.

"Wow, it's so cold!"

Katsumi poured a handful of snow from the back of his collar, and Shinji shrank his neck from the cold.

Xiaoyin led Saki Le and followed behind me.

Because there were too many children, I was afraid that I would not be able to see them, so I brought Xiaoyin along.

"I'll go buy the cable car tickets first, Xiaoyin, you can take them there to play."

The weather forecast said that it would be sunny today, and many tourists came to ski. Colorful jackets and padded jackets can be seen everywhere in the ski resort.

If a skier makes a very good operation, he can still hear the cheers of the crowd.

It's so lively.

When I bought the ticket, rented the ski equipment, and came back with the ski instructor, several children had already built "snowmen" in the free activity area on both sides of the ski run.

It's this "snowman" that's in the shape of a bit...

After pondering for a while, I hesitated and said, "Is what you piled... the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon?"

"It's Odasaku, Odasaku."

Saki Le said childishly.

Yu patted the long pillar that looked like a mushroom head: "This is Odasaku's torso."

Then he patted the two ball-like objects below: "This is Odasaku's leg."

"..." I tapped my palms, deciding not to dampen the children's self-confidence: "Oh, so it's Odasaku! The degree of restoration is really high!"

I'm sorry Oda, it's not my intention to lie!

Two passers-by passed by and saw this pile of things that could be mosaiced. They squeezed their chins and sighed: "Hey, isn't this the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon? The degree of restoration is really high."

I:"……"

"Brother Matilda, ah... what is that cannon?"

Saku Le tugged on my sleeve and asked me innocently: "Is it powerful? Does it look like Oda Saku?"

I agreed with a wooden face: "Yes, yes, this shows that your Oda work is super powerful."

Will Odasaku kill me if he finds out?

Hmm, probably not, with his personality, he might ask the same question as Sakuro.

"Pfft."

Suddenly there was a chuckle from behind.

"The Armstrong gun is a large rifled gun, which was first invented by Britain in the 19th century. It was a very powerful military weapon at that time~"

This voice is very nice, with a lively and cheerful sense of escape.

I looked back - a man of foreign descent in a top hat and a black and white clown suit came into my eyes.

He looks tall, with long silver-white hair braided, hanging on one shoulder, and a cute and playful pompom tied at the end of his hair.

The young man's face was clean, and he did not wear heavy clown makeup. He only wore a small mask with the pattern of playing card squares.

The mask covered his right eye, while the exposed left eye was long and narrow, and it was curved playfully at the moment.

Seeing me look back, he seemed happier.

"Then, here's a question!" The white-haired clown raised a finger: "Why is the Armstrong Cannon called the Armstrong Cannon?"

Before we could answer, he smiled and said, "The answer is, the man who invented the weapon is called Armstrong~"

After asking and answering himself, he raised another finger: "Second question, guess who I am?"

"the answer is--"

This time without waiting for his answer, I learned to rush to answer.

"I know! You are Gogol from heaven!"

In fact, I just want to get rid of it. This Mr. Clown feels a bit of an acting personality. He must be surprised to be robbed suddenly.

As for why he is Gogol... well, I'm just talking nonsense, the name doesn't matter.

After all, he was a foreigner, and he was still Baimao. The first name that came to my mind was the name of the big brother next door that Fei Jia mentioned.

Sure enough, he got stuck after I rushed to answer, with a dazed expression on his face, his long, narrow and slightly curved eyes widened.

"Sorry, I was joking."

I folded my hands and apologized to him.

Because I suddenly thought of a problem, it seems that it is not good to put the name of the deceased on someone else.

So I asked him solemnly, "Are you a clown?"

"Oh, I'm a clown~"

After being stunned for a moment, Mr. Clown quickly regained his composure.He took off his top hat and gave us a gentlemanly and exaggerated bow.

"Little ladies and gentlemen, hello to you in a mess~"

After bowing, he reached into his cloak and took out a stack of leaflets.

"Tonight at six o'clock, I will perform at this restaurant."

"Do you like magic shows?"

he asked with a smile.

I nodded: "I quite like it."

"The third question, guess what I'm going to do now?"

I thought to myself, this person also likes to ask questions too much.

This time he didn't ask and answer himself, but put his hand into the cloak again, and with a "bang", a bouquet of roses appeared in his hand.

Xiaoyin opened his eyes wide and asked him: "Do you want to send us flowers?"

"The answer is correct~"

As if standing on a real stage, he tap-danced while handing out flowers to all the girls in the neighborhood, even four-year-old Sakura got one.

Well, don't talk about Saki Le, I, a big guy in women's clothing, have also been assigned.

"Although, why is my flower not red?"

I hold the white rose, full of doubts.

"Yeah! Why? You guessed it hahahahaha~"

I:"……"

What a weirdo.

"Human blood is red, but in you, I see beauty beyond gender and race."

He asked me with a half-smile: "Are you really human?"

I:"???"

Why do you think this is like insulting someone?

"I have a problem too." I raised my hand and asked with a puzzled face, "Why isn't your hair green?"

"..."

Mr. Clown was silent again.

For a moment, his gaze was cold and sharp, like a snow-capped mountain under the sun, and also like a scalpel reflecting cold light.

But maybe it was my illusion, when I wanted to see the emotion in the other person's eyes, he suddenly covered his stomach and laughed out loud.

"I love this question so much hahahaha—"

Finally had enough of laughing, Mr. Clown bent slightly to look at me, and asked me patiently: "Why do you think my hair is green?"

I blinked my eyes and said with reason: "The clowns in film and television works have green hair. Have you seen "joker"?"

"So it is."

Mr. Clown stood up straight, playing with his braids.

"If everyone thinks that clowns should be green-haired, and I am also green-haired, isn't that very impersonal?"

Hey, is this the reason? !

Isn't it because green has a certain connotation?

"Everyone thinks so, but I don't."

His expression had just become a little more serious, and suddenly he turned into the previous hippie smiling face.

"Okay, in order to welcome everyone to watch my performance, now it's my turn to ask questions... Uh, I can't think of it, forget it, anyway, it's just a welcome!"

Mr. Clown bowed slightly again, raised his cloak to cover his body, and disappeared instantly with a "poof".

"Wow, big brother is gone!" Xiao Le slapped her hands vigorously, her little face flushed with excitement: "It's amazing!"

"Well, that's great."

I echoed absent-mindedly, and my eyes fell on the snow-white roses, only to realize that the spikes on the stems had been cut off by the other party.

Looking at the flowers in Saki Le and Xiao Yin's hands, the thorns were also cut off.

You're quite careful, Mr. Clown.

After Mr. Clown left, the children were also taken away by the ski coach.

Shinji and Sakule played for a while, and they seemed to have no interest in skiing, so Xiaoyin took them to play on the ice slide—the kind that sits on a big tire and slides to the bottom all at once.

"It feels so fun."

I was so excited to watch the ice slide that I finally retreated to the lounge.

"No, it's too cold!"

I wrapped myself into a ball and sat by the window of the rest place, holding a cup of hot milk tea in my hand.

I took a photo of the milk tea and sent it to Matilda's circle of friends. After a while, Zhong Yuanzhong also liked me.

I thought about it, and poked open the headshot of his little hat

【Mr. Nakaya isn’t busy right now? 】

Received a reply soon:

[Just idle, are you on vacation? 】

I sent him a location, followed by a crying cat face.

[Yeah, the leader gave me annual leave, but it's really super cold here!I don’t like cold places QAQ]

[The place where I am on a business trip is not very cold. 】

He sent a landscape photo, which is the kind of western spire building.

Actually, I wanted him to send me a selfie, but after thinking about it, I finally gave up.

I am a person who is going to die, so it is better not to impress the other party.

Just when I was about to quit the chat software, Nakahara Chuya sent another sentence——

[The scenery here is beautiful, it would be great if you could see it too. 】

I pursed my lips and lowered my eyes.

"Did you know that this sentence can also be translated as 'I want to watch it with you'."

With a melancholy sigh, I send one last message:

[I will bring a souvenir to Mr. Chuya. 】

Bored, I threw my phone on the table, and after a while, I suddenly noticed something was wrong.

There is a pair of eyes watching me in the dark.

After scanning around, I stood up and left the lounge, went straight to the back of the "Armstrong Cannon", and pulled out a black figure.

"How did you come?"

I stare at each other.

It was too cold, but he had to put on a "I'm not cold, I'm very hot" Akutagawa. He didn't wear any down jacket, and only added a sweater under the windbreaker.

He was pale with cold and his teeth were chattering.

"Mr. Dazai said, let me take care of the child."

I:"???"

"Then you're going to see the child. What's the matter if you keep looking at me?"

"Little Silver is by their side, and can play the same role as this servant."

"No, your sister is much more reliable than you."

I complained, and continued: "Since you're here, treat it as a vacation, don't just stare at me, the shop that rents skateboards also sells cotton-padded clothes, go and play by yourself."

"No, I must see with my own eyes, why Mr. Dazai agrees with you!"

I couldn't help covering my head, and I don't know if it was the cold wind that gave me a headache, or the anger from Akutagawa's stubbornness.

"Okay, don't stand here stupidly, it's so cold. If you want to watch it, go to the lounge and watch it for as long as you want."

"It's just a chill, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"You can pull it down! Who was the person who was killed by the cold virus last time?"

"I don't have a cold, and my physical fitness is very good. Before, it was only because the curry I ate was too spicy—"

"I know, I know."

I said perfunctorily, grabbed Akutagawa like a cat by the back of the neck and walked towards the lounge.

At this time, I suddenly heard cheers and whistles from behind——

"Wow, that guy skates really well!"

"Are you a professional athlete? You look very handsome."

"No, look at his feet...that's not a ski, that's a person!"

I turned around curiously.

A certain white hair stepped on a "ski" and slid down from the peak with ease.

Wait, isn't that a wild chrysanthemum? !

The human snowboard he was stepping on seemed to be...

Fuck? !Suguang Tiechang!

You are too good at playing!

The author has something to say:

Gogol is so cute, I want to jump over the wall again_(:з)∠)_

Both A Pao and Human Snowboard are Gintama Terriers.

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After the revision of the last chapter, I received a lot of overlord votes and comments, and I felt that there were so many little angels who have been paying attention to my writing, so heartwarming.

Thank you so much ^3^

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感谢在2020-02-0422:30:20~2020-02-2916:01:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast rockets: 2 Moyin; 1 Gioia and Hanshancui;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the grenade: 6 Moyin; Pumpkin Pear, Magical Girl Chu Lingmeng. , the most ancient fat tiger, Midona, Han Shancui 1;

感谢投出地雷的小天使：墨音6个；原凛4个；带星来、山鸡四发子2个；哒宰的绷带、橘子、娜娜醬、Wendy_枰子、Krista、岚枫、saber、倾霜、漠示、任仁2号、卡卡、我不认识你、k腐今天皮了吗、Ivy、吃货小昭、搁浅、此去经年、柳青子、周树人、Maggie、三花狸猫、来呀~快活啊！、林满章、梓诺w、玩心未泯1个；

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!