King of 25 Cubs

I ignored the vibration of my phone, scratched my head, and finished speaking in a daze: "Uh, Mr. Dazai, did you treat me like a child? Don't worry, I'm not so fragile."

A gleam flashed in Dazai's eyes.

"Why would Matilda think so?"

"It's just... being sexually harassed makes me very unhappy, but I didn't immediately resist, it doesn't mean that I wronged myself for someone."

I paused, scratched my fingers, and said in a serious tone:

"First, I didn't grasp Mr. Fujii's weakness, so I can't hit people directly like Mr. Dazai, but I will use a more roundabout way to get justice for myself. In fact, I put a large dose of red wine and food Laxatives, it's just that you didn't see it."

So I didn't dare to eat anything just now!

"Wait, you put laxatives in your food?"

Dazai didn't know what he thought of, and his expression was a little strange.

"Yes what's the matter?"

He took a deep breath: "It's okay, you continue to talk."

I glanced at him strangely, and raised my finger:

"Secondly, you seem to have misunderstood me. I will not sacrifice myself in exchange for love, and I will not use compromise to keep anyone."

I tried for eight years to keep my mother, but I failed.

I spent two years trying to catch Dazai, and when I thought I was about to succeed, I was jumped by him with no way out, breaking all my hopes.

Later, I thought that he would hug me and say the phrase "help me" just because he saw me crying.

After all, there is a gentle nature in this person.

I said quietly: "If you want to stay, you can't drive away; if you don't belong to me, you can't keep it."

Dazai lowered his eyes, his eyes flickered and said:

"I'll go back and see if Mr. Fujii has cleaned up."

After speaking, he turned and went back.

Seeing the young man's back disappear in front of my eyes, I frowned slightly, with a trace of doubt floating in my heart.

But the vibration of the phone is urging me to answer the phone, now is not the time to explore these.

Because the tasks of the two organizations collided, I brought two mobile phones, and the vibrating one belonged to "Coca-Cola".

The only one who can call me at this time is Toru Amuro, who took the mission with me.

Music and crowd noise came faintly from the phone.

"I'm already in the restaurant on the first floor, why haven't you come here yet?"

"There's a traffic jam on the road, I'll be there soon, just wait a while."

I hung up the phone, and sent a message to Dazai with "Matilda"'s cell phone——

[Matilda, the best in the universe: I suddenly have a stomachache, go to the bathroom, and go back later. 】

After sending this message, I fell into thinking.

Dazai's "meow" just now... what does it mean?

The act of Dazai meowing like a cat is too familiar to me, and this is probably a little secret between him and Bald Qiang.

[Two possibilities, one is that the host has some characteristics of you that make him feel familiar, so he regards you as a substitute for Bald Qiang; the second is that he already knows that you are Bald Qiang. 】

The system paused, and asked me curiously: [Which one does the host want? 】

"Actually, there is a third possibility."

[What is the third type? 】

I said solemnly: "Spring is coming, and it's the cat breeding season again."

【…】

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding. In fact, I don't want to see either of the two you mentioned."

The former "I am my own substitute", this is some kind of ancient bloody stalking; the latter...according to Dazai's intelligence, maybe it is really possible.

[If he knows that you are Bald Qiang, then he must also know that you are Takaho Yuka. If this is the case, what are you going to do, host? 】

I thought for a while and said, "Aren't there still many netizens following up on the post of '818 my scumbag uncle next door'. If Dazai dares to reveal my identity, I will post his photo on the post. Said he was the new concubine of the scumbag uncle."

【…】

"Then they fell in love with the same guy again." I opened my mind, and the more I said it, the more I got excited: "The two cuckolded each other-your wife is awesome! No, your wife is awesome... Whoops I have inspiration Yes! I think this theme can be written into a 40-word novel, and it will definitely be popular!"

After thinking about it, I sighed again.

"Even if Dazai knew my identity, he wouldn't dare to have a showdown with me."

I spread my hands and said confidently to the system: "Would you like to bet? If I lose, I will live broadcast the iron pot to stew myself."

【...Host, you probably haven't noticed that you trust Osamu Dazai too much. 】

I froze for a moment.

【You never seem to think that he will do something to hurt you... That poisonous hard tofu doesn't count. 】

I was silent for a moment and smiled slightly.

"Ah, it really is."

I opened the window of the bathroom, and suddenly there was a gust of wind.

I tucked my messy hair behind my ear.

"Probably because he has never done anything to really hurt me after we have known each other for so long. And my behavior of holding him back many times before may be a kind of trouble to him instead."

I said lightly, and glanced downstairs: "Wow, if you accidentally fall down the stairs, you will be disabled if you don't die."

I got out of the window, dexterously buckled the tile gap of the outer wall, turned around in mid-air, and stuck to the wall like Spiderman.

Optimistic about the landing point below, I jumped onto the outdoor unit of the air conditioner and pried open the window of the empty room next to it.

The room was booked online with a false identity, and some "equipment" was sent in in advance.

I quickly closed the window and drew the curtain, and changed back to the face of "Takaho Yuka", put on a silver-white wig, and put on the same bunny girl costume as the waiter.

It's just that I haven't worn high heels for a long time, and I feel a little unskilled in walking.

"Twenty-five boy is really not a human job."

I stepped on ten centimeters to hate the sky, and said with emotion.

I packed myself up and took the elevator to the first floor, where the noise and conviviality of the restaurant nearly lifted the roof.

After looking around, I saw Toru Amuro sitting in a single seat, holding a glass of wine, talking to a beautiful bunny girl.

When I saw that he was wearing ordinary casual clothes, I was outraged.

We agreed to wear women's clothes together, but you secretly dressed up like a prince, really disrespectful.

The system couldn't help complaining:

[...He didn't agree to wear it with you! 】

Toru Amuro was stunned for a moment when she raised her eyes and saw me, then waved to me, and I heard her say to the young lady, "Sorry, my girlfriend is here."

I:"???"

The little sister's proud and somewhat hostile eyes fell on me instantly, and then her face turned pale, looking a little disappointed.

I could probably guess the other person's psychological activities, so I comforted her in a good voice: "I'm sorry, Miss, you have to work hard and don't be a useless vase like me."

Young lady: "..."

She wasn't disappointed this time, and when she left, she gave Amuro and me a glare.

Toru Amuro looked me up and down and whistled frivolously.

"I always thought you were a child before, but I didn't expect that the child has grown into a big girl."

I asked him with a dark face: "Who is your girlfriend, can you not spoil my reputation?"

"The young lady asked me for my contact information just now, so I had no choice but to take you as the top of the tank."

Toru Amuro shrugged, looking pure and innocent with downcast eyes: "Then Miss Rabbit, you don't have a boyfriend now anyway, can you see me?"

I looked at him in horror.

Is this person still pretending to be with me so that "Matilda" can treat him like a cow? ! !

I raised my eyebrows and said, "How do you know I don't have a boyfriend?"

Amuro blinked: "Do you have any?"

I just wanted to say confidently that I did, but fell silent again.

Although Zhong Yuanzhong also said that he likes me, but he only said it after I coaxed, lied and threatened with tears. I have no idea what kind of thoughts he has for me.

He treats me pretty well, but this kind of kindness is not much different from before.

In other words, he treats me as always, no matter who I am, whether I am male or female, whether I am his girlfriend or not.

Anyway, I have no idea what kind of relationship we have now.

I can only say to Amuro Toru: "There is someone who is pursuing."

Toru Amuro thought for a while: "Is it the Central Plains Chuya of Hong Kong black?"

"……how do you know?"

I pretended to be surprised.

Although I know why he knows, I can only pretend not to know why he knows.

[Host, dolls are prohibited. 】

Hearing my confession, Amuro revealed an inscrutable expression.

"Actually, you now have a strong rival in love."

This time I was really surprised, who is my rival in love?

I thought about it for a long time, and although there are quite a few girls who like Chuya Nakahara, most of them were either scared to cry by him or killed by him.

Yes, it was when he confessed and handed over the love letter that he cried and ran away.

Now there is a strong competitor? !

No, I have to ask who it is.

So I stood up against the case and said viciously: "Who is that person, I want to kill her!"

Amuro supported his chin with one hand, and said with a smile: "Matilda, you should know this person, right? They are in the same organization, and they can't see each other when they look up.

"..."

I forgot about this for a moment.

To be honest, I really thought there was a rival in love, and I already had 180 assassination methods in my mind.

"Look at you, you know each other." Toru Amuro spread his hands together: "Actually, Matilda first liked you, so if you look at it this way, whether it is Zhongyuan Zhongye ntr you or Matilda ntr you?"

With a long voice, he said in that kind of lively and malicious tone: "It's obviously a movie for three people, but you can't have a name."

I think Toru Amuro is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

As Matilda, he hinted at me that "Takaho Yuka is related to Nakahara Chuya" and tricked me into working for him as an undercover Hong Kong gangster.

As Yuka Takaho, he hinted at me that "Matilda is related to Chuya Nakahara". Considering that he suspects that I am "bald and strong", the purpose of saying this is probably to create an opportunity for me to expose my identity?

Why does this person have so many eyes?Sure enough, Xiaobailian has no good intentions!

No, he is not a white face, he is a black face.

Again, the little black face has no good intentions!

I decided to hurt each other with him, so I raised my eyebrows and said calmly: "By the way, according to the information I collected, the target of this mission is accompanied by cadres from Hong Kong."

Amuro froze for a moment, and asked, "Why didn't you say it earlier? Which cadre?"

"I don't know." I raised my eyelids, and said with a half-smile, "I'm not from Hong Kong, how could I investigate in such detail."

Amuro was silent for a while, then stood up: "Wait a minute, I'll be back soon."

After a while, Toru Amuro came back... No, it was Sister Toko who came back.

I think his disguise is becoming more and more subtle. In the past, he seemed a bit disobedient, but now he is completely graceful and graceful.

I laughed so hard that I almost pulled away, and while snapping photos, I said to him solemnly:

"Honestly, you look pretty like this."

With a dark face, he wanted to rush over to grab the phone, but I retracted my hands and bent over to cover my stomach: "Oh, my stomach hurts, I'm going to the toilet!"

"Hold on!" Amuro said coldly: "The mission target is likely to come down soon."

I'm sorry he can't come down, he is probably having diarrhea upstairs now.

"Call me again when the time comes."

I said indifferently, turned around and ran to the toilet.

"No, I really can't help it!"

I ran to the bathroom and posted photos of Toru Amuro's women's clothing to the winery group.

[Coca-Cola: Sister Touzi's super beautiful photo "Picture.jpg" "Picture.jpg" "Picture.jpg"]

[Coca-Cola: This is what we hunks should see! 】

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Focus on the key points and remember the words of Yuguo who opened up his mind.