King of 25 Cubs

My mind is racing.

How can I avoid my fate of being stewed in an iron pot?

——Just let Dazai not have a showdown.

How to keep Dazai from a showdown?

—Just tell him to shut up.

So, I turned around and covered Dazai's mouth like a jingle bell.

"To shut up."

I'm such a logical genius.

[Host, you are deceiving yourself! 】

I admit that I'm lying, but I really don't want to stew myself in an iron pot, I don't have such a big pot!

Half of Dazai's face was covered by me, and a pair of iris-colored eyes flickered under his forehead, and he was looking at me aggrievedly through his long eyelashes.

His lips pressed against my palm, with a cool and soft warmth.

"I let go, you are not allowed to speak."

As soon as I let go of my hand, Dazai made a sound: "Actually——"

So I covered his mouth again, and said coldly: "If you talk again, I will break up with you."

The vivid expression on Dazai's face disappeared suddenly, his eyelashes trembled, and finally he lowered his eyes.

I let go of my hand again, and then, as if I had discovered some new land, I lifted Dazai's right bang.

"Hey, the skin under your bandage is the same color as other places?"

I looked surprised and said, "Why can't you get a tan?"

Dazai was stunned for a moment, looked away, and shrugged casually: "Wu Gua Jiang is interested in knowing my whitening tips? We can chat more, it doesn't matter if we talk all night."

"Not interested in."

I withdrew my hand, turned around and left, took two steps and then turned back, ignoring Dazai's expectant gaze, passing by him, and walked straight to the corpse of Gide, the leader of the mimic.

Although he is dead, I am still angry.

So I kicked twice to vent my anger.

Badass!Big spicy chicken!It is not a pity to die!

"Matilda."

Odasaku called me from behind.

I pursed my lips, and although I didn't want to talk to him, I still turned around.

"Feel sorry--"

I raised a hand and interrupted Odasaku: "I don't want to hear you say the word 'sorry' right now."

After a pause, I emphasized my tone and continued: "No, not only now, but I also don't want to hear it in the future."

The corners of Odasaku's lips twitched, the arc was weak but gentle.He walked up to me, bowed slightly, and his warm palms fell on my head.

"After that no more 'apology', just 'thank you'."

I puffed out my cheeks and stared at Odasaku.

After a long time, she took the initiative to reach out and hug him.

"Odasaku, do you know? I'm actually super powerful. I'm a fairy sent from heaven to the world. I can solve any difficult problem. No matter what tragedy, as long as I am willing, I will make it come true."

"I'm grateful all the time for my ability to solve problems, but fairies get bald, fairies get sad, fairies get sad and cry."

I hugged Odasaku tightly and took a deep breath.

"You are the only person in this world who has personally said that he wants to be my father, so don't do this kind of thing that will make your daughter worry. Promise me?"

Odasaku patted my back reassuringly.

"Okay, I promise you."

The system couldn't help but interject:

【That... host, Tiao Ye Caiju asked you to call him dad more than once before...】

When I said the above words, I was quite sad at first, but after being interrupted by the system, I felt nothing.

"Bah, can that be the same?! He is trying to overwhelm me. Even if he really wants to be my father, it depends on whether I am willing or not!"

In the end, I, Odasaku, and Dazai squatted next to Gide's body, discussing how to deal with the aftermath.

"Odasaku will definitely not be able to return to the port of Mafia, and I don't even want to go back. Those who have ghosts in their hearts will see everyone as a ghost. Mr. Mori did these things not only for the license of abilities, but also to use Odasaku to force me planning to leave."

Dazai tapped his palm, thoughtfully said: "Why don't you chop off Gide's head and send it to Mr. Mori's desk as a farewell gift."

I:"……"

You are about to leave the port of Mafia, shouldn't this mafia atmosphere be cleaned up?

"The rest of the body is not good to waste, donate it to Yokohama Medical University."

Odasaku explained kindly: "He has no choice in this life. After death, donate his body to accumulate virtue in the next life. Maybe he will be a good person in the next life."

I:"…………"

The medical university is insane to accept such a headless corpse of unknown origin!

Listening to the discussion between the two, I pulled Odasaku's sleeve in some embarrassment.

"I've decided to stay at Port Mafia, Odasaku, do you mind?"

Dazai moved his head closer and looked at me with eyes that knew everything. His kite-colored pupils were like a candle that flickered on and off in the intersection of light and moonlight.

"Is it because of Chuya?"

I bit my lower lip, hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

"The person you fall in love with is really lucky."

Dazai said quietly: "You will put your lover in the most important position in your heart, but Wuguajiang, feelings are not an equal exchange."

"I don't expect him to like me as much as I like him."

I hugged my knees and said softly: "I will put Mr. Chuya's life above my own, but he doesn't need to be like me, as long as he can put me ahead of others, I will be content. "

But in the final analysis, the relationship between me and Chuya Zhongyuan has not made any substantial progress so far, so my importance in his heart must not have reached the state I want.

But it's okay, just take your time.

After hearing my words, Dazai suddenly smiled.

His voice was very soft, as if he was talking to himself: "I knew it."

Seeing Dazai showing such a mischievous and complacent smile, I suddenly had a bad feeling.

I stared at him vigilantly: "You are not allowed to do unnecessary things."

"Wu Gua Jiang, what are you kidding?"

Dazai's smile seemed to be mixed with black mud, and there was a stinging edge in the mud: "Let me watch you and Chuya getting closer and closer, but I don't do anything, I am such a kind person ?"

I tugged at Odasaku's sleeve: "Odasaku, Dazai bullied me!"

Odasaku turned his head: "Dazai, Matilda is still a child."

"I'm a child too."

Dazai snorted.

"You're older than her, let her go."

Dazai curled his lips and said "tch", "Alright, I can't do anything."

Then he muttered in a low voice: "Anyway, we will return to the same starting line in the end."

I was still worried, and shook Odasaku's sleeve: "Odasaku, Odasaku, just now Dazai swore that he would not do anything, please help me to be a witness."

"Well, then I'll be a witness." Odasaku thought for a while, then turned to look at Dazai: "If you break your oath, what punishment will you receive?"

"Hey~~ I didn't swear, Wuguajiang."

"No matter, you just swore!"

"Okay, okay, I swear." Dazai raised a hand not very seriously, and read: "If I do unnecessary things to damage your relationship with Chuya, I will live broadcast the iron pot to stew myself."

Thinking of stewing myself in an iron pot makes my head hurt, "No, change to another one, if you break your oath, you will be completely bald."

"Wow Guajiang, you are too vicious!"

Dazai stroked his hair with lingering fear, and pretended to say: "Actually, I think that even if I am bald, I am still a manly handsome guy. Hey, what is that expression on you, why are you throwing up?!"

After a pause, a dark light flashed across his eyes, and he said in a long voice, "I can swear, but there must be a deadline, right?"

I thought for a moment and added: "Then until I don't like Mr. Chuya anymore."

Dazai once again showed that expression of seeing through everything and wanting to smile: "Okay, I swear I won't destroy the relationship between Wuguajiang and Chuya until... the day Wuguajiang dumps Chuya."

I:"???"

What do you mean I dumped Mr. Chuya?

Although this sentence corresponds to the sentence "Until I no longer like Mr. Chuya", it seems that there is no problem, but it sounds weird.

We broke up after the small meeting, and Dazai went back to the port Mafia the next day. According to him, he was "handling some aftermath matters."

Since this person often disappears and commits suicide, this "disappearance" has not caused a sensation within the organization for the time being, and everyone has not even noticed his defection.

The next day, I found out that there was suddenly a large amount of money in my bank account.

It is really a huge amount of money, which is equivalent to several years of salary for the high-level executives of the port Mafia. If it is not wasted, it can be spent until retirement.

"Could it be that someone transferred the wrong account?"

I carefully looked at the string of Arabic numbers on the account, and always felt that such a pie in the sky would not happen to me.

If the wrong account is transferred, someone should ask me to pay back the money.

I thought about finding out who transferred it when I had time, and took the initiative to return it to others.

Now I have to go to Chief Mori to report the mission.

Chief's Office—

"In short, that's it. Coca-Cola is dead. If you want to develop an insider in the winery, the method of poaching people is not reliable. There are too many unexpected situations that may happen. Why don't we cultivate one ourselves."

I handed over the mission report to the desk, watching my nose, nose and heart.

"I swear this is the last one, just try Alice-chan~~~"

"No———! How many last items is this?!"

I coughed lightly.

"That...the leader."

Chief Mori turned his head to look at me with a smile on his face: "Ah, what's the matter?"

"Report me on the table, or should I back down first?"

Chief Mori's eyes flicked over the platinum candlesticks on the table, the chandelier on the ceiling, the windows and the oil paintings, and finally landed on me again.

"Oh yes, it's about Coca-Cola."

He picked up the report, glanced at it, and wrote lightly: "Okay, I see."

I bowed slightly, and when I was about to leave, I was stopped by Chief Mori again: "Mr. Dazai has defected, does Mr. Matilda know about this?"

With an expression of ignorance, I pretended to be puzzled and said, "Mr. Dazai defected? Why?"

"I also want to know why, obviously in my plan, his best friend can't survive."

Chief Sen sighed, squeezed the space between his brows with his fingers, and said in a slightly regretful tone:

"Although in terms of the result, the accident that Oda-kun survived did not affect my plan, but leading the organization is like playing chess. If a similar accident happens again in the future, I can't guarantee that it will happen every time. A happy ending was reached.”

He took out a cigar from the cigarette case, and at the same time cast a sharp look at me, pointing out: "Mr. Matilda, do you think what I said makes sense?"

My heart sank slightly, but I still had a smile on my face, and said calmly: "What you said, leader, is right."

"Actually, I'm glad that 'Coca-Cola' will die, which means that your choice is the identity of 'Matilda'."

Chief Mori's voice was neither high nor low, but with a cool sense of oppression. He casually tapped the cigar on the table without lighting it.

"Am I right? Matilda-kun... No, I should call you the management officer of the Secret Service, Takaho Yuka."

The huge office suddenly fell into silence.

I looked at each other steadily, smiled after a while, and said in a good mood: "Boss Sen has good eyesight."

The ability to resist pressure, which has been experienced in danger for many years, is usually not obvious, but the more stable it is when it comes to this kind of time.

What is falling off a horse? Is it scary to be bald?

No.

From the moment I confessed, I was ready to be bald.

Mori Ogai raised his eyelids unexpectedly, his probing eyes fell on me, and then he said to me in that old tone: "Have we not seen each other for a long time? The last time was a few years ago, three years? "

I asked lightly, "When did you find out?"

"Actually, I didn't doubt you at first. After all, your ability is very good, and you can't see double-mindedness at all. Your omissions, the first time you appeared in the avalanche, you disappeared for no reason and reappeared overnight; the second time you appeared in Akutagawa After Jun regained his memory, you didn't go to find Mr. Zhongye."

Chief Mori tilted his head and looked at me interestingly.

"It was obviously a long-awaited itinerary, but I gave up in the end because you discovered the whereabouts of Coca-Cola."

"I've thought about it for a long time, what made you make this choice. Of course, I don't want to be overwhelmed. Doubting a capable subordinate is not what a qualified leader should do. With such a little luck, I will arrange for you A mission."

I recalled it and narrowed my eyes slightly: "The task of protecting Mr. Fujii?"

"That's right, it's the task of hedging against the winery. Although Dazai-kun helped you deal with the aftermath and your customers praised you endlessly, 'Coca-Cola' was hunted down by the winery."

Chief Mori put down the cigar, and said with great interest: "I was very curious which side you would choose, and then you really lived up to my expectations. The death of 'Coca-Cola' shows that you chose the port of Mafia. But—"

When he spoke again, he was still smiling, but there was no warmth in his smile: "In the case of Oda-kun, you chose Dazai-kun."

Chief Sen sighed, and said in a helpless tone, "Mr. Matilda, it's understandable that you want to be a colorful black, but I dare not trust this kind of subordinate who may betray at any time."

"What are you going to do, Chief Nasen? Announce my identity as a traitor, and then execute me?"

I spread my hands and said in a relaxed tone, "You should know that if I want to leave, no one can keep me."

"Such a capable subordinate, of course I don't want to let go."

Chief Mori tapped his fingers on the table, seemingly in deep thought.

"As Mr. Matilda said before, I am an approachable leader, and I don't mind all your disrespectful behavior. If you are willing to stay, of course I would like to ask for it."

He stood up and reached out to me first: "Although I said this a bit late, Mr. Matilda, the port mafia welcomes you to join."

I raised my eyebrows and didn't shake his hand.

"What conditions?"

I don't believe that Mori Ogai would have no grievances about what I did before.

Chief Sen put down his hands and said slowly:

"I need your absolute loyalty, loyalty to port Mafia, loyalty to me."

"Are you resigning from the Ability Secret Service? You don't need to worry about this, that's what I planned to do."

"No, Matilda-kun does not need to resign from other organizations."

I instantly understood what he meant: "You want me to be a double undercover agent?"

"Exactly."

Seeing that I was silent, Chief Mori's tone was a little more gentle and seductive: "Isn't this good? I will always be Matilda of Mafia in the port, I will always be the colorful black, and I can be with the person I like. I have imagined Is it your wedding? I have fantasized about it, and I am the witness."

"..."

don't want!Absolutely not!I reject this witness!

"Ah, that's right!" Chief Mori raised his finger: "Mr. Chuya will be back tonight. I'll give him a day off tomorrow. Do you want to go on a date?"

When I mentioned Chuya, my face sank.

"Mr. Matilda, you can think about it."

I pursed my lips: "I will think about it carefully."

"That would be great." Chief Sen nodded with satisfaction: "Mr. Matilda, by the way, help me call the person in charge of the personnel department."

I turned around and left the office, remembering what was in my pocket, and walked back to Chief Sen.

"what is this?"

Chief Sen looked at the small bottle I put on his table with a puzzled face: "Is it a new type of poison|drug?"

I covered my lips and coughed twice, and said solemnly: "There are Internet celebrity hair growth potions on the market that are said to be very effective. You might as well try it first, and then tell me how it works."

"... Matilda-kun, get out."

Today was another day when he was kicked out of the office by Chief Mori.

But my mood was not as happy as when I was kicked out. There was a heavy weight on my heart, which made me a little breathless.

When I walked to the office of the personnel department, the door was ajar, and I heard chatter inside.

"That Dazai didn't go missing this time, he seems to have defected. I heard from the Finance Department that before he left, he deliberately transferred all his property to Matilda-sama."

"Could this be the legendary wife Ben?! Mr. Dazai really misses Matilda-sama."

I was surprised, it turned out that the money was transferred by Dazai?

What does he mean by giving me money?

No, I have to return the money to him, and I will not be rewarded for nothing. What if he pesters me in the future.

I can only imagine what he would say—

"Because all my savings have been given to Wuguajiang, I am now penniless and have no place to live, so I can only come to rely on you" and so on.

In short, I will not give him this chance!

The conversation in the room continues——

"I don't think it's true love, Dazai has no heart."

"Oh? It seems that you know something inside?"

The bald and fat man in the personnel department said mysteriously:

"Three years ago, I was fortunate to participate in an incident. At that time, the leader had just taken office. He suspected that Dazai's roommate was an undercover agent sent by the government, so he deliberately cooperated with Dazai to set up a trap for that person. After Dazai jumped off the building, his roommate called everyone for help. Phone, no one is willing to help at all.”

He waved his hand, and his tone was slightly mocking: "It's not that you don't want to help, it's the leader who ordered you not to help."

"That man was very kind to Dazai, and he even lost his horse in the end to save Dazai, so he can be regarded as a person with the utmost affection and nature."

The bald fat man gave two "tsk tsk", shook his head, and continued:

"But Dazai is not wicked to the end. The leader originally planned to let that person be a double-faced undercover agent, but Dazai disagreed, and he made an exchange with himself. He made a deal with the leader and helped the leader do a lot of dirty things. After all, Dazai is a Talent, the task completion rate is very high, the leader did not reveal the identity of that person."

"Is there such a thing?! Where is Dazai's roommate now?"

The bald fat man smiled, and said indifferently: "Who knows, I haven't heard about that person for many years, so he might be dead."

【……Host?Host? ! 】

[Did you hear what Xiaoqi said, host! ! ! 】

I froze on the spot, feeling cold all over.

I didn't feel this way when I fell off the horse in the chief's office just now. It was as if a big hole was suddenly torn open in the heart. Not only was cold wind pouring in, but someone also slammed ice cubes into it.

The blood and ice were frozen together, it was cold and painful, and the pain made me tear up.

No wonder everyone didn't help me back then.

No wonder Mori Ogai didn't use me afterwards.

No wonder Dazai dared not show his cards with me.

No wonder……

No wonder! ! !

I clutched my phone tightly, breathing fast, and my fingers were shaking.

The screen suddenly lit up, and the extra string of numbers on the account was shining brightly, as if mocking me for wasting all my trust.

Who wants his broken money!

How dare I kill Osamu Dazai, kill him a hundred times, and give him his ashes! ! !

The author has something to say:

Thank you Jimeis for your blessings in the last chapter, let’s hug you one by one~

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Zai: My wife is all given to my wife, will my wife calm down a little?

Fruit: Damn Osamu Dazai!I want to shark you! ! !

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Today I was discussing with my friends where all the savings of Hei Shizai went.

Looking at other cadres - Zhong also likes red wine and luxury cars, which costs money; Hongye kimono, which costs money; A likes cruise ship casinos, which costs money.Including Chief Mori, he likes small skirts (not), and it costs money.

Although Dazai drinks alcohol, he is not obsessed with famous wines. His only hobby is "suicide", which is at best flushing away his wallet. He is actually the most frugal of all the high-level executives!

He helped the port Mafia earn half of the money. It stands to reason that the income is not low, and there is no expense. The savings should be more than the middle, but he didn't take the money with him when he ran away, otherwise he wouldn't be so miserable. Going around on credit.

Maybe he didn't want the original work, and the hostess is cheaper here.