King of 25 Cubs

Jono Caiju: "I am Takaho Yuka's father."

Odasaku: "What a coincidence, me too."

The two on the other side of the phone fell silent at the same time.

After a while, Odasaku turned his head and looked at me suspiciously: "Well... how many good fathers do you have?"

"..."

I feel like I've fallen into some kind of strange Shura field for no reason.

"Only you."

I looked solemn and straight.

I used to be a good father, but now I have become a good man.

Because I have Oda!

Tiaoye Caiju was still babbling over there: "Hey, don't you want to be called Dad even if you don't give money to the boss?"

Maybe I haven't picked up a wild wool recently, and he probably drifted away again, forgetting how cold the top of his head was when he was bald.

Odasaku turned his head again and looked at me blankly: "That's what he said."

"Don't listen to him, this man is blind, and everything he says is nonsense."

I said calmly, "The one who gave the money is called the benefactor father. I am so rich, who can be my benefactor?"

However, Oda's focus is completely wrong.

He said solemnly: "So this is a disabled person? We need to be more friendly to the disabled, they are not easy."

"I think I'm very friendly to him." I clenched my fist angrily, "I helped him cross the road the first time we met! But he didn't appreciate it, he even beat me! He cut me off with a knife!"

"It's really wrong to hit someone. Has he apologized to you?"

"No, so I called back and almost let him be buried in the C position."

Oda Saku nodded slightly: "Well, even if the other party is a disabled person, we can't be bullied in vain."

I'm talking nonsense, but I feel that what Odasaku said is serious.

[Ding dong~split index +100]

Under the pressure of our father and daughter singing and singing together, Joye Caiju was finally not poor: "...I have business to find Takaho Yuka."

Odasaku handed me the phone again, and I cleared my throat: "Say something quickly."

Tiaoye Caiju didn't speak for a while, but after a while, his tone was full of surprise: "Did you cry just now? Why did you sound so nasal?"

"Can't I just have a cold and a stuffy nose?"

Because the reason for crying is too embarrassing, I decided to deny the fact that I just cried.

"Have a cold? The wind in the amusement park is quite cold, right?" Tiaoye Caiju chuckled, and jokingly said, "It's hard work for you to follow all the way, the cold wind blowing for so long."

"..."

I think Tiaoye Caiju should be renamed Tiaoyegouju.

Seeing that I was silent, he changed the topic: "Actually, I just called to ask you, Matilda—"

I was alert for a moment and interrupted him: "Why are you looking for Matilda?"

"Why are you so nervous? I'm just asking casually. Isn't this Liyuan undercover in Mafia at the port? I just heard something very interesting from him."

Tiaoye Caiju paused, then asked me leisurely: "Do you know what it is?"

Is this man playing charades with me?

I smiled nonchalantly: "How would I know if you didn't tell me?"

Tiaoye Caiju asked in a high-pitched voice: "Don't you know if I don't tell you?"

"Of course I don't know if you don't tell me!"

"I know you should know even if I don't tell you."

"But if you don't tell me, even if I should know, I still don't know."

"You say you don't know but I think you still know if I don't tell you."

"Stop, nesting dolls are prohibited. If I say I don't know, I don't know." I pinched my brows with a headache: "Can you talk well, or I'll hang up."

"Okay, I won't tease you. In fact, Matilda is quite to my liking. I don't want to poach him to add a strong general to us."

Tiaoye Caiju's tone sounded quite serious: "Let me make a suggestion, isn't he your admirer? Can you use your charm to attract him to our camp?"

I recalled Matilda's reputation in the port of Mafia, and after a moment of consideration, I asked him, "What have you heard, that this person suits your taste?"

"That's too much." Tiaoye Caiju dragged his long voice, and said slowly: "For example, the war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law; for example, the two or three things that the little wife has to talk about with gravity; for example, the size of the toilet and the fierce battle with two guns... ..."

I couldn't help yelling at him: "...then you have a wonderful appetite."

Tiaoye Caiju didn't take it seriously: "Let me tell you, I'm very curious about how big he is now, and I really want to compare with him."

"How to compare?" I rolled my eyes towards the ceiling: "You can't see."

Unexpectedly, Tiaoye Caiju said in a natural tone: "Can't I just measure it with my hands?"

What the hell? !Use, hand, measure? ? ?

I imagined the scene, and felt suffocated like never before.

——Come and touch me, isn’t it big?

- what is this!If you touch me again, I will definitely be older than you!

"..."

I shook off the goosebumps, picked up the beer can, took a deep breath: "Tiao Ye, you are so flirtatious."

Tiaoye Caiju laughed: "Since you want to pursue excitement, then follow through to the end~"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

Originally, he wanted to drink a sip of beer to calm his shock, but he almost choked to death with his words.

The system laughed and sang goose in my head, clucking and clucking endlessly, which made my brain buzz.

"I didn't know before that you have such a strong taste." I said sullenly with a wooden face, "I don't know where Matilda is. You asked the wrong person."

Tiaoye Caiju sighed over there, sounding rather regretful.

"Then let's not talk about this. Let me ask you, is the person who answered the phone just now really your father? Isn't he a boyfriend or something?"

"Please don't insult this pure father-daughter relationship." I said righteously, and asked him again: "Why do you think he is a boyfriend?"

"It's getting dark, the man who answered your phone at this time, apart from my father and brother, I can only think of my boyfriend. But as far as I know, you don't have any brothers, what about my father... Didn't you tell the captain before that during the disappearance Are you working undercover in a criminal organization whose members are drinking, in order to find out the cause of your father's death?"

"So where did your father come from?"

I shrugged my shoulders, and said in a normal tone, "If you're not related by blood, you must be relatives."

On the contrary, those who are related to you are often the ones who hurt you the most.

"It makes sense." Tiao Ye Caiju affirmed, and said, "I almost thought that I would be promoted to the old father-in-law tonight, but I was still thinking about what to say so that this brat would leave me voluntarily. Feeding the grown-up girl with a handful of shit and urine."

Bah, you are the one who was fed up with shit and piss!

I decided to make him recall the fear of being dominated by the iron pot.

"Tiaoye, it's not impossible for you to want to be my father."

"What conditions do you have?" Tiaoye Caiju asked with great interest.

"Mr. Tie Chang's pot and firewood are all complete, and you can live broadcast five times to stew yourself in the iron pot, and if you have seven times, you can summon a cute female goose."

[Ding dong~split index +300]

Tiaoye Caiju hung up the phone directly.

·

After leaving Writer Oda, I purposely inspected the yard of the old house before going to bed, and found no kittens or dogs sneaking in.

So which little bastard was the one who pressed my flower before?

I stayed in the old house that night, and as soon as I woke up the next day, I received a request for help from Kunikida with a location.

[Xtep junior brother: Senior sister, please come here, I can't bear it anymore! 】

Looking at the address, it turned out to be in a hospital.

Is he injured?Shouldn't you go to Dr. Xie Ye for the injury?

I was a little worried and called a taxi. When I arrived at the hospital, I called Kunikida, who told me to go to the dentist on the third floor.

Dental?

Knocked out a tooth in a fight?So come get your teeth fixed?

I was even more confused, and I didn't know what was going on until I got to the place.

"No, no, no! I don't want to pull out my teeth!"

Edogawa Ranbu hugged the pillar and didn't let go, and was making a fuss over there: "It's just an inflammation of the tooth, it will be fine if you don't worry about it, there is no need to pull the tooth!"

The dentist was rubbing his hands and standing beside him, with an embarrassed face; while Kunikida was convincing: "Mr. Ranpo, your wisdom tooth has been inflamed, and it has been inflamed three times. The doctor just said that there is a cavity in it. Once it's removed, it won't hurt anymore."

"Anyway, just don't!"

Me: =_=

Can anyone remind me how old Edogawa Ranpo is this year?

Kunikida adjusted his glasses, and when he looked up and saw me, his eyes lit up, and a rare "saved" collapsed expression appeared on his serious face.

"Senior Sister, hurry up and persuade Mr. Luanbu."

I scratched my hair: "Where's Master?"

"I've got something to do, I'm going to Tokyo." Kunikida sighed weakly, and said in a deep voice, "Before he left, Master specially asked me to bring Mr. Ranpo to extract his teeth, but...you have seen it all."

Without turning my head, I grabbed the back collar of a famous detective who wanted to sneak away, and shook my finger: "Xtep, it's useless to persuade me at this time."

"It's Dubu, Senior Sister." His glasses reflected the light: "What are you going to do?"

"Takaho Yuka! If you dare to mess around, I won't talk to you anymore—oh!!!"

I covered Edogawa Ranpo's mouth, clamped his two struggling arms, and pushed him directly into the dental office.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt at all with anesthesia."

Putting Luanbu on the dental treatment chair, I smiled and apologized to the doctor: "I'm sorry, our child is naughty and has wasted your precious time. Now please continue to treat him."

The doctor gave me a complicated look, and shook his head: "Your family's... the eldest child, hey, it's quite difficult."

In the end, Kunikida and I followed Edogawa Ranbu, and amidst howling ghosts and howling wolves, he completed the first wisdom tooth extraction operation in his life.

The famous detective really did what he said, he ignored me after the operation, curled up on the bench outside the consulting room, sulking while clutching his cheeks.

Not to mention, it's pretty cute.

For the sake of his cuteness, I rubbed my forehead helplessly, walked to him and coaxed him: "Look, it's nothing to do with tooth extraction, it will pass after a while with anesthesia, won't it? When Master comes back, he will praise you for your bravery." .”

"╭(╯^╰)╮huh."

He turned his head to the side, just not looking at me.

I thought about it: "When your wound recovers, I'll buy you a month's worth of snacks."

Edogawa Ranpo's ears moved, apparently the sugar-coated shells were useful to him.

"Master Ranpo is very angry." He pouted and said unhappily, "You actually bullied me with Kunikida!"

"Then how can you not be angry?" I sat on the other side of the bench and asked leisurely.

"Three months." He hung his head and said sullenly, "Buy me snacks for three months."

"Okay, three months." I continued to ask patiently: "Are there any other requirements?"

"Yes." Edogawa Ranpo suddenly turned his head, looking at me seriously with bright green eyes: "Don't go back to the port Mafia again."

I froze.

"Anyway, that place is not for you."

He narrowed his eyes again, stretched out a finger to poke my forehead, and said in a disgusted tone, "I just heard what happened yesterday from Kunikida this morning. How could you find someone to pretend to be you? What do you think of this idiot's idea?" Come out? It's so stupid that it can't be any more stupid!"

I smiled and said softly, "Yeah, I feel stupid too. After all, I'm not as smart as Mr. Ranpo."

"That's for sure!" He was proud for a second, and then said as if he didn't care too much: "Well, I haven't been to the amusement park anyway. Whenever you want to play, you can ask Mr. Ranbu to accompany you La!"

I blinked.

"Hmph, even if you treated me like that just now, I won't bear any grudges against you." Edogawa Ranbu stood up, with his arms akimbo: "Hey, it's time to go, how long do you want to stay here? "

After a moment of silence, I stood up and walked briskly to his side: "Thank you, the world's number one detective."

·

I have been busy for the next few days.

After the death of the previous head of the family, because of the presence of a reliable professional manager, the company of the Takaho family continued to operate during my blindness.

Now that my eyes have recovered, of course I can't ignore it completely, after all, the company's loss is equivalent to my money becoming less.

I still care about the title of "richest man"!

Actually running a company is not the first time for me.

As mentioned before, my mission is to travel through various worlds to be a young boy, and in a certain world, my identity is a commercial spy.

At that time, during the reign of Queen Victoria, in England in the 19th century, I stole the commercial secrets of Earl Phantomhine's company, and just as I was about to resell it to the other party, the board of directors of the other company was collectively assassinated.

It was the deacon of Phantom Hein's family who started the attack.

This trick directly led to the failure of my second and fifth missions in this world.

At that time, I didn't know that the assassination was the queen's order, and it contained political factors. I just felt very angry. In business, is it unaffordable to kill people directly?

So I angrily took over the company that was about to fall apart. While learning the knowledge of business management, I fought a business battle with the head of Phantom Hein for a whole year.

In fact, this is not the most angry.

The most annoyed thing is that I only found out after I tied with the opponent that Phantom Hein's boss turned out to be a 12-year-old child.

I met more people and met more geniuses. At first, I felt ashamed of myself, and I always felt that I was too good in comparison, but as time went by, I became numb.

After knowing this, I suddenly felt very boring, so I asked the system to send me to another world to continue the task.

Of course, none of the above is the main point. Now we are talking about the company of Gao Sui's family.

After my eyesight recovered, I stayed in the company for about a week, learned about the basic operation of Gaosui Group, and met several executives in important positions, so I planned to be a shopkeeper.

Basically, it's similar to that guy Tiaoye Caiju. I'm the one to make important decisions, and you'll have a meeting to solve the usual trivial matters, so don't bother me.

I don't need employees who have no autonomy and need to ask for advice on everything.Of course, there are also executives who are dissatisfied with this, thinking that I, the head of the family, are irresponsible.

In this regard, I deliberately checked the list. Among the executives who expressed dissatisfaction, some of them had mediocre performance or even failed to meet the standards.

During the meeting, I asked my assistant to distribute the new proposal.

"Your next task is to do this."

One of them picked up my proposal book and flipped through it: "E-commerce industry and electronic payment?"

The other party showed a look of disapproval: "Last year, the 711 electronic payment scandal broke out on the second day after it was launched, and it was completely shut down after only 90 days of survival. More than 900 people were involved, and the amount involved was as high as 5500 million yen. This is a big case. You haven't heard of it, have you?"

He showed a slightly mocking smile, and his sharp eyes fell on me.

"Electronic payment has lost its credibility in Japan. It can be said that it is difficult to implement it. If you want to take the opportunity to fire us, you may as well speak up."

I tapped the desktop with my fingertips, and said without thinking: "7pay's failure lies in their system full of loopholes. The reason for such loopholes is ultimately due to the rigid system of outsourcing in the domestic IT industry. There is no such thing as outsourcing companies. Communication and collaboration, and the company's internal management is more important than technology."

"Everyone must have seen the company's recent rectification. Seniority, age, and working years are no longer conditions for restricting promotion. The future Takaho Group will focus on attracting talents and establish a healthy competitive environment where the able will prevail."

"As for the new payment system, I will write the first version, and then test and maintain it within the company. Gaosui Group has the leading high-tech industrial chain in China, and also has the best programmers in the country. And I myself, It is the strongest line of defense when hackers attack."

I have thought that if electronic payment is established together with the e-commerce website, a server matrix must be deployed across the country. In terms of hosting servers, Takasujia is in the high-tech industry after all, and is more professional than me in this regard.

As for the computer room location of the main server, you can choose the area near the private beach of Gaosui House.Mr. Lovecraft, who was abducted by me, lives there, and can ensure that the computer room will not be damaged by outsiders to the greatest extent.

"It's not difficult to go online, but how to promote it?"

The director of the public relations department pointedly said: "Because of 7pay's dishonesty, electronic payment products have lost their market in China."

Of course, I have thought about this question a long time ago.

"From another point of view, this lush grassland is currently untouched, and it can just occupy the market in advance, so that we can let go of our hands and feet without being coerced. As for how to promote it——"

I took out the business cards I received on the cruise ship before: "Well, let me take a look. There are businessmen who have opened shopping malls and supermarkets all over the country, bank presidents, movie stars, local politicians, and hospitals. Long...basically covers all walks of life."

I spread my business card on the table: "For promotion, let's talk to these people. They still owe me the grace of saving their lives. It shouldn't be too difficult for us."

The executives stared wide-eyed and looked at each other.

"This……"

"The finished program has been handed over to the technical department."

I stood up and smiled at them: "I have to go home to study, the college entrance examination will be in January next year."

Seeing their unhappy faces, they probably remembered that I was a prospective candidate.

"I have laid the foundation for you." I folded my arms and said in a relaxed tone: "Don't think too much, just do it. If you don't do it well, you have to pack up and leave. If you do well, you can get a promotion and a raise. It's so hard to find a job these days."

The executive who first objected pushed his glasses and asked in puzzlement: "Why do you want to implement electronic payment? Are other easy and profitable businesses not easy to do? Although the electronic payment plan is successful, it can indeed set off a domestic milestone. However, what if it fails? This responsibility is too great, and it is likely to destroy the reputation of the Takaho Group accumulated over the past few decades."

"My company does not allow anyone to have the fluke mentality of 'no fault is merit'."

I suppressed my smile and said in a more serious tone: "Gaosui Group is an established company, and there are common problems of old companies. But for the ever-changing high-tech industry, these common problems can be fatal."

"The reason why I chose you to complete this project together is because you are capable and at the same time expressed dissatisfaction with me."

I smiled encouragingly at them: "It's amazing, daring to say no to 'power' is enough for me to admire you. Whether you like this company and want to make some achievements, or simply I don’t care if I’m young and unhappy.”

"I only care about whether you can turn this anger into real achievements."

With my hands on the table, I leaned forward slightly: "Did you dare to fight?"

In fact, as soon as I learned that Gao Sui's family is engaged in high-tech industries, I had a vague idea of ​​implementing electronic payment. Later, I lost my eyesight, so I had to temporarily postpone this plan.

Why would there be such a thought?

Probably out of some intuition.

Occasionally I look at the coin in my hand and have the uneasy illusion that, in the not-too-distant future, it will explode.

This sense of déjà vu came into being suddenly in the past few months, but it is so strong that I seem to have experienced it myself.

How can good money blow up?It's not like there's a bomb stuffed in it.

But I believe in my intuition. For people who have been licking blood all year round, intuition can save lives.

But these are just intuitions, there is no evidence, and I can't tell people clearly. If I say it directly, I'm afraid it will be regarded as a mental illness.

Currency is the basis of national credit, if currency "kills people", what will happen next?

——The management credit of the Mint and banks will fall to the bottom, currency transactions will be damaged, and economic development will be completely stagnant... After that, there will be a collapse of the financial system and widespread economic panic.

If it is more serious, it may lead to war.

And the subtle solution I can think of is to make the electronic payment coverage rate exceed 90.00%, and the public no longer rely on real currency transactions.

·

When debugging the system with the technical department, I received a call from the housekeeper, saying that the tutor had been found.

"This person's surname is Yandao, and his name is Yandao Zhonger. I have checked his academic certificate and teacher certificate, and there is no problem."

I was busy at the time, so I said casually: "Let him tutor Carambola first, I have been in the company recently, and I probably won't be able to go back."

The programmers in the technical department are so enthusiastic, they are more enthusiastic about me than any department in the company.

There are probably two reasons, one is because I have improved the treatment of technicians, and the other is because they have seen the code I wrote.

And these people can go without eating and sleeping for several days, just to debug a bug.

Of course, the code I wrote has no bugs, it is mainly a design problem.

"This appearance is too straight, I can't stand it anymore!"

Programmer A put an orange on my desk: "Change the typesetting, boss."

"Okay." I can only follow overtime to change the code.

Programmer Yuan B gave me half a pack of melon seeds: "Boss, please refer to the Zhi X treasure next door, they can also raise chickens and grow trees."

"It's for public welfare. We didn't make any money. Where did we get the money for public welfare?"

"Then you can set up a common sense question and answer, which can help children increase their knowledge; or set up a chat system like Wei X payment."

"For a payment software that is just starting out, too many weird functions will overwhelm the guest, and I will talk about these later; but the chat system is a good idea."

Gaosui Group has self-developed national-level social chat software, and I added the payment system to the program of this chat software.

I called a few managers from the marketing department, pinched my chin and said thoughtfully: "At that time, let the payment systems on both sides compete to create a competitive atmosphere. After comparison, customers will choose the method they like, but the money is the same. We earn."

"Too profiteering." Program Yuan C commented, and handed me a bag of boneless duck feet: "Boss, have you decided on a name for the payment software?"

"Lychee pay." I gnawed on the chicken feet and said vaguely: "English is LycheePay, let's use red lychees for the appearance, let the artist draw one casually, simple and eye-catching will do."

I'm such a considerate Party A dad.

The other party twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's really simple and rude."

"That way I can go down in history."

"Boss, the president of the XX bank is pushy and obstructive."

When the public relations minister passed by the technical team, he complained to me: "At the wine table, we only talk about feelings and not money, and we don't even look at the contract. Pooh! The married old man is still cheating. If I don't expect him to cooperate, I will definitely break it." Break his third leg!"

"That man is afraid of guilt, you have to start with his wife."

I recalled it: "His wife seems to like tea ceremony, and she goes to the tea ceremony classroom on XX Road every day."

After working overtime for three days, I felt that my liver couldn't move, and the most important thing was that I couldn't afford to lose my hair.

It's all the fault of the liver emperors in these technical departments, who always feed me, making me feel like I've returned to the supernatural affairs department, unknowingly working overtime with them.

For the sake of my hair, I handed over the rest of the work to the people below, and I did a thorough job as a shopkeeper. I just asked them to show me the results after finishing, and then went home crookedly.

It was already late when I got home, and I only ate a pack of biscuits that were fed at the company, and now my stomach is rumbling.

I drowsily cooked a bowl of noodles for myself, and as soon as I brought them into the restaurant, I saw a stranger passing by the door of the restaurant.

The man is about 1.8 meters tall, in his 30s, wearing a suit and vest, with rimless glasses and white gloves. The eyes behind the lenses are dark red, and his black hair is meticulously combed into three to seven parts.

Covered with a bookish look, he looks like an elite.

"Hello." He nodded slightly at me, speaking in a gentle manner: "I am the new tutor——Yandao Zhonger."

The author has something to say:

Yuguo wants to be the father horse of Wenye World.

When Tosi implements the coin bomb plan——

Hey, be silly, we have lychee pay!

...

The incident on 711 was true. 7pay was stolen the second day after its launch. The sprout of electronic payment has only existed in Japan for 90 days.

The reason for this is that, firstly, their system is too stupid and full of loopholes, and they were targeted by hackers as soon as they went online, and finally completely lost their trust; secondly, the public values ​​personal privacy more; thirdly, their card swiping is also very convenient.

Electronic payment is difficult to implement in Japan. In fact, there are various reasons, such as economy, society and humanities, not just because of the 7pay fraud incident.

But fan fiction, don’t worry so much, the social structure is different.

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Draw the key points: who is the tutor.

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感谢在2020-04-2523:45:26~2020-04-2716:35:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 pheasant four-shot;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 translator of Yizhe;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：流萤26瓶；坐标20瓶；涂涂、译哲译者、一条小鱼10瓶；初见惊鸿，未见陌路9瓶；无定河5瓶；Law、叶黎渊、saiiiii1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!