King of 25 Cubs

Noticing that my gaze fell on the English letters, Akutagawa Yin stretched his sleeves proudly and a little bit embarrassed: "Hey, MDZZ is my fan's CP... M is Matilda, D is Dazai."

After a pause, she emphasized her tone: "Matilda is in front."

I:"……"

I'm too lazy to complain about this CP name.

And if you are a fan of CP, you are a fan of CP, why should you print it on your clothes?I told you that you would be beaten up if you walked on the street like this... Oh, I almost forgot, most people can't beat you.

I raised my eyebrows, and said calmly: "Didn't you say that Dazai is your father and Matilda is your mother? How did you become your fan's CP?"

"Hey, isn't it like this for star chasing? There are girlfriend fans, career fans, mother fans, black fans...and I am the legendary daughter fan."

Xiaoyin caught the dagger I threw, and seemed to regain his composure: "Sorry, I was just joking, I didn't intend to really hurt you."

I think you should be a black fan.

I secretly cursed.

But Xiaoyin is a kid who really understands current affairs, seeing that he couldn't beat me, he quickly gave up.

Just when I thought it was over, Xiaoyin said again: "But I have to remind you, Mr. Dazai is a scumbag, he has a lot of tricks to seduce girls. If you are with him, you will definitely be angry." Lost money."

She vowed: "So it's better to leave Mr. Dazai and join my MDZZ sect, so as to get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible, and return to the shore."

I wondered, is she changing the curve to save the country?

"Didn't you eat CP? I'm not afraid of you... Matilda also lost money in the end?"

I almost blurted out "your mother", star chasing and brainwashing are too scary.

"That's different." Xiaoyin said in a serious tone: "My mother is not someone else, and she is very skilled. If anyone dares to let her lose money, she can break the other party's third leg."

...So I have this kind of violent image in your heart? ! !

I felt that Xiaoyin was on the top of CP, and wanted to persuade her to give up this cult. Considering that if she told her her true identity, she might be even more superior, so she deliberately said: "Dazai and I just have some work handovers. But... I just happen to be very interested in the 'MDZZ' religion you mentioned, can you tell me about it?

So, Xiaoyin, who is keen on "missionary work", pulled me to a milk tea shop on the side of the road, bought me a cup of milk tea, and began to talk about how magical 'mdzz' is to CP.

"Let me tell you, MDZZ is real! Mr. Dazai's salary has been handed in."

"The two are locked, I swallowed the key!"

……

I held the milk tea that Xiaoyin invited me to drink, why did I suddenly feel a little relieved?

The child has grown up, can he finally invite his mother to drink milk tea?

This moved, did not hear what she said.

...Wait, I'm not her mother!

Why do I have to check my seat, no, I feel like I'm about to be brainwashed.

Since the two of us hit it off immediately and had a very happy conversation (unilaterally), Xiaoyin finally invited me to her house as a guest.

"I still have a lot of MDZZ's candy to finish, and I feel that I don't have enough time... I just happen to be on vacation today, do you want to come to my house to play?"

She tugged on my sleeve with great enthusiasm: "Really, I feel very kind when I see you, and it feels like I've known you for a long time."

I:"……"

It's just that we've known each other for a long time.

When walking on the road, Xiaoyin was still rambling:

"Speaking of which, my brother and I were able to buy a house thanks to Mr. Dazai and Matilda-sama. Without them, our brothers and sisters would not be able to have the jobs that make a living, nor would we be able to afford a house."

In fact, when I was walking on the road, I was thinking: Xiaoyin seems to be too enthusiastic, right?

It didn't feel...well suited to her personality.

She is actually a bit introverted, not very talkative, and most of the time she is shy when facing strangers in killer mode.

Although I have doubts in my heart, I still want to visit Xiao Yin's house as a guest, mainly to see her current living environment and how she is doing well.

After all, he was the child he brought with him, and when he defected from Mafia port, Little Silver deliberately pretended to be dizzy and let me go... Sigh, only Little Silver still had a little warmth in that cold port of Mafia.

So I readily agreed.

It's just that when I followed Xiaoyin to her house, I always felt that I forgot something.

Forgot what?

I thought about it for a long time and didn't remember it.

When Xiaoyin pushed open the door of his house, I heard the loud sound of a tape recorder coming from the yard——

"The second set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students, the times are calling!"

"Get ready-start! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa stood in the yard, dressed in black, raised his arms with a serious expression, doing warm-up movements as if the plane was taking off.

Seeing that the door was pushed open, he looked over suddenly, and when his eyes fell on me, his body froze suddenly.

He and I were speechless, the atmosphere in the yard was awkward, Akutagawa still held his arms motionless, only the tape recorder continued to play music: "Stretch! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

I suddenly remembered what I forgot: I forgot to ask Xiaoyin if her brother was at home!

After a short period of stiffness, a black cloth blade with red light suddenly protruded from the corner of the clothes with a small point, and with a "click", the tape recorder behind him was cut in half.

The music stopped abruptly, several purple arcs flashed, and a plume of black smoke came out of the recorder, which was completely scrapped.

I:"……"

Akutagawa covered his lips and coughed softly, the sharp light in his eyes shot at me, and asked in a cold voice: "What did you see just now?"

I blinked: "Are you doing morning exercises?"

Seeing the fierce light in the other party's eyes, I quickly changed my words: "I didn't see anything!"

Akutagawa's arrogance dropped a little, and Xiaoyin suddenly said: "Brother, I saw this person walking with Mr. Dazai yesterday, she must know the whereabouts of Mr. Dazai!"

I:"……???"

So Xiaoyin did it on purpose?Seeing that he couldn't beat me, he deliberately tricked me into her house and asked his brother to help clean me up?

No wonder he suddenly became enthusiastic and talkative.

It's ok, Xiaoyin, she's quite smart, as expected of the one I took... Wait, she's cheating on me, why should I praise her? !

When the iron-headed boy over there heard Dazai's name, he felt as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Mr. Dazai?! Mr. Dazai is still alive!"

As he spoke, he glared at me, and Rashomon was ready to go: "Where is Mr. Dazai?"

Behind me, Xiaoyin took out a dagger: "As long as you really like MDZZ, I will persuade my brother to let you go."

"..."

I'm so stupid, really, I thought Little Silver would be smarter than her brother, but genes are hard to mutate.

When it comes to the iron level of the wheel, there is actually no difference between the two brothers and sisters, it's just that the angle of the iron is different!

Oh, sorry.

I tied the Akutagawa brothers and sisters together with the water pipes in the yard, and hung them under the eaves like bacon.

One of these two is Du Wei, and the other knocks on the CP, and it can't be too bad to get together.

"Chasing stars rationally, do you understand that the behavior of fans is rising?"

I patted the dust that didn't exist on my hands and walked away.

When I finally got home, I thought I could have a good night's sleep, but the house didn't let me worry.

I don’t know what happened, but Gao Sui Carambola and Mr. Butler went out of their normal ways. One of them held a microphone and turned on KTV in the living room. The howling of ghosts and wolves was deafening, and the octopus that had been sleeping in the sea all year round... No, Mr. Lovecraft All woke up.

Why is this crazy again?

Fortunately, this is Gaosui's private villa area, and there are no other residents, otherwise they would have to be complained about disturbing the residents.

Mr. Lovecraft squatted in front of the porch of the main house, and did not enter the house, but stretched his neck and looked into the house.

Seeing me come back, he drooped his frown and said flatly, "If you don't come back, I will pack them up and throw them into the sea."

After he finished speaking, he stood up, and walked back to his one-acre three-point land with sloppy footsteps as if he hadn't woken up.

I plugged my ears and approached the living room, and the first thing I saw was Gao Sui Carambola and Mr. Butler standing on the coffee table and holding a microphone intoxicated.Turning his gaze again, he saw that Dazai was tied up like a caterpillar with a rope, and he was casually thrown on the corner of the carpet with a look of lovelessness.

I seem to be the only one who didn't come back last night, right?

I pulled off the wires of the microphone and the TV, and I walked up to Dazai. Just as I squatted down, he suddenly twisted violently.

Two black shadows covered my head, I turned around in an instant, and hit the necks of the two men who were sneaking up on me with my hand knife.

"Puff!" "Puff!"

The world finally returned to peace.

When I turned around, Dazai had already untied the rope by himself.

I asked him with a wooden face: "What's going on?"

Dazai rubbed his nose guiltily: "It's because you didn't come back last night. I tried to make supper myself, but I didn't expect the taste to be quite good."

"and then?"

"I put the unfinished supper in the refrigerator, and when I checked the next morning, the supper was gone."

I:"……"

"I want to stop them!" Dazai suddenly said confidently: "I just unplugged the power cord, they tied me up, and you came back before I broke free."

I was silent for a moment, and asked him seriously: "Dazai, are you poisonous?"

The young man in front of him tilted his head and thought for a while, then said in a slightly shy and expectant tone: "Will Yuguo be poisoned if you taste it?"

I looked at him expressionlessly, and suddenly pinched his cheeks and pulled him from side to side: "Quickly tell me, did you do it on purpose?"

"That's not true!" Dazai said in a vague voice, "This must be a revelation from heaven!"

"..."

I looked at him fixedly, and he looked back at me eagerly, the way his cheeks were pinched was a bit funny.

I let go, scratched my hair, and said helplessly, "If something happens or I can't come back after working overtime, I will call you to tell you. Is that okay?"

Dazai's eyes lit up: "Then if I have something to do, I will also ask Yuko for leave!"

"roll roll roll!"

I angrily sent Dazai away, and when he left, he dragged Gao Sui Carambola and the butler away as well.

This day, none of them make me worry!

When tidying up the messed-up living room, I noticed the bookshelf behind the sofa, and remembered what Tiao Ye Caiju said not long ago, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to my mind!

"Did Jono leave something like a password?"

With such doubts, I pulled out the braille book and looked through it from beginning to end, but I couldn't find anything similar to the password.

"Am I thinking too much?"

I muttered to myself.

At this time, my stomach suddenly made a protesting noise. I haven't eaten since last night, and only drank a cup of milk tea that Xiaoyin treats.

"Yuguoguo~" Dazai reappeared very timely, with half of his body leaning out from the door, with a scorpion on his disheveled head.

He blinked: "What are you looking for? Do you need my help?"

"Oh it's all right."

I put the book back on the shelf.

Dazai hugged Deng Tuzi and rubbed against me, combed the bird's feathers slowly with his fingers, and looked at me with burning eyes: "I'm hungry, what should I eat today?"

"Big goose stewed in an iron pot."

I took out the ingredients I processed yesterday from the refrigerator, sucked my saliva, and muttered in a low voice: "I've been thinking about it for a day."

After eating, I took a nap at noon, and I went out again in the afternoon - after all, there are still tasks to be completed.

I first went to the campus of the Faculty of Engineering of Toyo University.

"Are you looking for Teacher Sigma?" The young lecturer assistant opened his eyes and looked at me suspiciously: "Who are you? Why are you looking for Teacher Sigma?"

I showed my military and police ID: "I have something I want to consult."

"Uh, Teacher Sigma had an accident yesterday."

I froze for a moment: "What do you mean 'something went wrong'?"

"Just yesterday evening, Teacher Sigma was attacked after returning to his office."

The lecturer assistant squeezed his chin and recalled: "At that time, I was in Mr. Kawashima's office next door. Mr. Kawashima and I heard a sound similar to fighting, which lasted for only a few seconds."

"Ms. Kawashima ran over and kicked the door open, but there was no one in the office, and there were a few drops of blood on the ground... We even called the police. The police came last night, but nothing seemed to be found."

She showed a worried expression: "I don't know if Teacher Sigma is safe and sound, and whether he was in danger last night... He didn't come to work this morning."

I frowned, the timing of the accident was too coincidental.

"Then can you take me to his office?"

The lecturer assistant glanced at my military and police certificate, hesitated: "Wait a minute, let me ask."

She turned her back and called the police officer in charge of the case, and turned to me two minutes later: "Let's go, I'll take you there."

The campus of Dongda University is not small, and people come and go in a hurry, looking very serious.

Hey, this man is bald!

Wow, that guy is bald too!

Hey, the wave of people who just passed by are bald!

……

I suddenly feel very happy.

When I come to school here, I'm going to be the bushiest pup!

The instructor assistant took me to Sigma's office.

The door was sealed with a yellow seal, and the potbellied police officer in a brown trench coat was talking to someone else with a notebook in his hand.

My eyes fell on the others.

A chubby old man, two children, one of them is the Edogawa Conan whom I met yesterday.

The other girl looked about the same age as Edogawa Conan, with fair skin and ginkgo-colored hair, so she should have foreign descent.

Does this kid look familiar?A bit like……

Seemingly noticing that someone was looking at her, the girl suddenly raised her head and met my eyes.

Suddenly, as if seeing some terrible monster, her pupils constricted suddenly, and her whole body froze.

The reaction is too big, right?

I touched my face... I don't look scary, do I?

Noticing something was wrong with the girl, Edogawa Conan looked back and was stunned.

He pulled the girl behind him, and then showed me a cute smiling face that belongs to a child: "We meet again, sister of the military police, why are you here?"

"Conan, do you know someone?"

The chubby old man put his hand on his lips, lowered his head and asked in a low voice.

"It's the sister I met at the hospital yesterday."

Conan replied, and pushed the girl behind the old man.

"I'm here to find someone."

I walked over and bent down: "Why did I see you at the crime scene again?"

The boy smiled dryly and touched the back of his head: "Dr. Ali has an appointment with a friend, and we just saw a seal here, and Officer Megure is also here, so we came to have a look."

I looked at the girl behind the old man: "What's wrong with her? She seems very afraid of me?"

Edogawa Conan laughed: "She is shy by nature, and she is always like this when she sees strangers."

Considering that Edogawa Conan is a shrunken high school student, if the girl behind him is also, and she just showed that kind of hellish eyes, maybe she knows me...

I squinted my eyes and said noncommittally, "Really?"

Afterwards, I showed my military and police ID again and explained the situation to the police officer surnamed Mu Mu, who let me in.

Unexpectedly, Edogawa Conan also wanted to follow me in.

I was putting on my gloves and saw Conan sneak in, so I held him by the back collar and put him outside the door seal.

"This case is not an ordinary crime." I whispered to him: "There is no dead person or murderer, and there is no room for you, so don't meddle in it."

"The victim and the murderer 'disappeared' in the room at the same time, it may be a secret room—"

"There is no secret room, it's just a supernatural power."

I came to a conclusion, closed the door in front of him, and looked around.

The chair in the office was overturned, and the few drops of blood that the lecturer assistant said fell on the foot of the table.

If it was Gogol, then he could indeed lead people to disappear in the room, but why?

This Sigma first appeared in my field of vision as a foreign spy suspected by the Secret Service. What is the relationship between him and the demon gang?

I rummaged through the things in the house, but didn't find any suspicious items. After all, the police had already searched through it, and they would tell me if there was anything, so I went through it again just for fear of their omissions.

Needless to say, I found a card in the professional books neatly arranged on the table——purple, bigger than the palm, with a highlighter drawn on it... Is this the head of Mickey Mouse?

Judging from the appearance, it should be Mickey Mouse, although this Mickey Mouse seems to be blackened, with a ghostly smile.

But why Mickey Mouse?

I took a photo and sent it to Mr. Ango, and soon received a call from him——

"It's the emblem of the foreign criminal organization 'Rats of the Dead'. Where did you find it?"

"In Sigma's office, he had an accident."

I reported the situation to Mr. Anwu again, and said again: "Why does the mouse of the house of death use the Mickey Mouse logo? It is also a mouse, can't Jerry have a name?"

"..." Mr. Anwu's tone was not very sure: "Maybe their leader prefers Disney? Doesn't like Warner?"

I think it makes sense.

I thought about it, and then asked, "But Disney's lawyer team is even better. Haven't they received Disney's lawyer's letter?"

"Is that the point?!"

"Of course!" I said confidently, "For criminals that the police can't catch, Disney will definitely be able to! I believe in Disney, their legal department is definitely more reliable than many law enforcement agencies!"

"Why let the film company catch criminals! Let go of Disney, which brings dreams to children, what did Disney do wrong!" Mr. Ango couldn't help complaining.

"However, I always feel that the name of the mouse of the dead house is a bit familiar, and I seem to have seen it somewhere."

I thought about it: "Mr. Ango, do you think that devil Dostoevsky has something to do with the rat in the house of death?"

Mr. Anwu got stuck this time, and after a while, he thought about it: "I haven't considered this possibility. But any guess needs a basis. Why do you think the two are related?"

"No basis, pure intuition."

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered the chat group I joined last year. There was a group for studying literature and art called "Rats of the Dead House".

Because I'm not interested in most of the things discussed in the group, I haven't clicked in after a while, and the nickname of the group owner is "the kind Russian", could it be...

Oh my god, I suddenly feel like I've discovered Huadian!

Not long after I joined the "Rats of the Dead House" group, I joined another group called "Five Decays of Heaven and Man" under the Amway of the group friends. The nickname of the group members was "joker is a pistachio" ...

joker?

Could it be Gogol? ! !

I fell silent.

At this moment, my heart is very complicated, and for some reason that I don't understand, I don't really want to tell Mr. Ango about it.

I suddenly realized that "The Rat in the House of Death" and "Five Decays of Heaven and Man" are likely to have a very close relationship with me, not just because of my biological father--I will keep silent on this matter until I find out Bar.

So I cleared my throat and said to Mr. Ango: "I heard that if you are living on a deserted island, writing SOS on the sand is not as good as drawing Mickey Mouse. How about we write a report letter to Disney?"

"Haven't you forgotten this?!!"

In short, the idea of ​​writing a report letter to Disney was dismissed by Mr. Ango. He told me to treat "children's dreams" better, which I feel very regretful.

"Actually, Mr. Ango, you are also a Disney party, right? You are afraid that the rats in the house of death will blow up Disney, right? Huh, I knew it!"

"That's not it!" Mr. Ango roared, "I'm the Warner Party!"

"Hey, which of Warner's characters do you like, Mr. Ango? By the way, I like joker the most."

"I like Batman best... wait, don't change the subject!"

The line on Sigma's side is broken. Next, I plan to apply for a vest trumpet and try to sneak into those two chat groups.

This matter can be done later. While it was still daylight, I planned to find a person. I specifically checked the other person's current address, and she lived in Mihua Town.

After ringing the doorbell, a middle-aged man opened the door: "Who are you looking for?"

I smiled politely at him: "I'm looking for Takasu Ikue."

As soon as the words fell, the child's noisy and familiar voice came from behind the man: "Honey, who is it?"

The man stepped aside from the door: "I'm looking for you."

The woman in home clothes with half-up hair was obviously taken aback when she saw me, and there was a bit of surprise on her well-maintained face.

She looked at me with an almost strange expression, as if she didn't remember me as a person at all, and then, she seemed to remember something and suddenly realized.

"It's you." Her expression gradually faded. It can't be said to be good, but it can't be said to be bad: "How did you find this place? Are you short of money?"

As she said that, she took out her wallet from the inner pocket of the coat hanging on the hanger at the door: "How much do you need? In the future, living expenses don't need to be paid monthly like before?"

"I'm not here to ask for money."

I smiled and said calmly, "I want to ask about my biological father. I shouldn't bother you for long, right? Is it convenient?"

The woman frowned briefly: "I don't want to talk about him. If you didn't come to ask for money, then leave."

Seeing that the door was about to be closed by the other party, I opened my mouth slowly and said leisurely: "Do you know 'book'?"

The fingertips of the other party holding the door frame tightened almost invisible, and there was a bit of panic in the complicated eyes.

I thought to myself, it seems she knows.

Great, I didn't ask the wrong person.

Gao Suiyue stared at me fixedly, for about five seconds, she seemed to have figured something out quickly, sighed helplessly and dejectedly, and opened the door again.

"I escaped for eight years, and I thought I could continue to escape, but I didn't expect this day to come so quickly."

"Come in."

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感谢在2020-05-1102:04:35~2020-05-1316:10:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: _Moving ぃきぐ 1 pieces;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 70 bottles of psycho; 1 bottle of meat kangaroo, I have a Dumbo elephant, and Yan Qiancan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!