[Journey to the West] Funny Monk and Cute Girl

Xuanzang came to Wuzhi Mountain, but he saw the Drifting Monk before seeing the monkey.With a cold expression on his face, he looked at Xuanzang and said, "Monk, you are still here."

Xuanzang ignored him, but went down the mountain and called Monkey King a few times.Drifting came up behind him and said, "He hasn't answered my call until now. I don't know if he died in this mountain."

As soon as Drifting finished speaking, he heard a muffled voice from the mountain, "It's me or me, are you the monk who went west to get scriptures?"

"That's right, I've come to accept you as an apprentice, are you willing to come out?" Xuanzang said.

The voice said again: "Of course I am willing. You just need to go to the mountain and take off his cover, and I will come out."

Xuanzang also wanted to ask, after you come out, will you avenge the revenge of 500 years ago, and make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace again, disturbing the stability of the world.Thinking about it again, now he doesn't have any stable thoughts, it's only satisfying for someone to make a fuss, so he doesn't ask any more.And he pretended to enter the Buddha, isn't it just to make troubles on the Lingshan Mountain in order to become a party force?

Drifting also came here because Sun Wukong had grievances in his heart, and if he wanted to instigate a few words, the monkey would definitely listen to what he said.At that time, he and the monkey will go up to the Heavenly Palace together and seize the throne of the Jade Emperor, which means he has achieved his ultimate goal.The wishful thinking worked well, but after Sun Wukong was rescued from Wuzhishan by Xuanzang, he was instantly bored.

Sun Wukong came out of the mountain in a mess, walked up to Xuanzang and knelt down, politely said: "Master, please accept my disciple's worship."

After the worship, Xuanzang helped him up and looked at him carefully.He has never seen Monkey King 500 years ago, and he doesn't know how majestic and majestic this monkey was 500 years ago.Just looking at it carefully now, there is no trace of evil spirit in this monkey.

Drifting obviously didn't notice this, he just walked up to Sun Wukong, pulled his arm and said, "Sun Wukong, I want to tell you something."

Sun Wukong glanced at him, "Just say what you have to say."

Sand Monk looked at Xuanzang and said, "I want to take a step to speak."

Xuanzang shrugged and retreated wisely.If Drifting could persuade Sun Wukong to help him return to the heaven instead of going to learn scriptures with him, he would gladly accept it.This is Monkey King's choice, and he does not interfere.

When Xuanzang retreated, Drifting looked at Sun Wukong and said, "You have suffered for 500 years."

Sun Wukong crossed his hands in front of his chest, "I don't know you well, so I'll save the small talk, let's talk about something."

Drifting thought for a while, and said, "Do you want to avenge the 500 years of oppression? I can help you."

Sun Wukong found a rock and sat down, looked around and said, "No, I just want to go to the west with that monk to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"Why?" Drifting's emotions rose in an instant, "I deliberately smashed the Jade Emperor's glazed cup, and waited for 500 years in the lower realm. Finally, this day came. You told me that you wanted to learn scriptures from that monk. Why?"

"The matter of your lower realm has nothing to do with me. I want to go to learn scriptures with that monk, and it has nothing to do with you. I'm hungry, do you have any peaches to eat?" Monkey King finished looking around, staring at Drifting Monk.

The Drifting Monk was very angry, and said: "You forgot that your little junior sister Qingshuixi was still sealed on the top of Nanshan Mountain, suffering from the ice? If you don't save her, you still have to learn scriptures from that monk and surrender to her." Those bullshit gods and Buddhas, who are you worthy of? Are you worthy of Qing Shuixi or your title of 'Equaling Heaven' 500 years ago?"

When mentioning the little junior sister, Sun Wukong’s dull eyes finally had light. He stared at Drifting and said word by word: “If you can resist, the heavens will change masters 500 years ago. I went to the West to learn scriptures just for little Junior sister. If I obtain the scriptures and become a Buddha, they will release the little junior sister from the top of Nanshan Mountain and give it to me."

After hearing this, Drifting laughed, the laugh was hollow, and he laughed and said: "You stupid monkey, you don't have a long memory, thanks to all the suffering you have suffered in the heavenly court, and you have been suppressed for 500 years, you still believe that A group of hypocritical gods. You are too ridiculous, too ridiculous."

Although Sun Wukong has been tempered by these 500 years, his nature cannot be changed.Seeing Drifting laughing at himself like this, he raised his hand and took out the golden cudgel from his ear to make it bigger, held it in his hand, bared his teeth and said to Drifting, "Laugh at my old grandson again, and my grandson will beat you to death with a stick."

Drifting smiled, sat down next to the stone where Monkey King was sitting, and said for a while: "500 years ago, I overheard the conversation between the Supreme Lord and the Jade Emperor, and learned a strange thing. When the world first opened , A cloud of purple energy was produced in the chaos. That cloud of purple energy was collected in Lingshan, and those who got it and used it could destroy the world, and the one who can perceive the purple energy is the glazed lamp in the heaven."

Drifting said as he squeezed out a glazed stone from his lapel, and held it in front of Monkey King, a purple halo shone brightly on the glazed stone.Drifting looked at the glazed stone and continued: "This is the wick of the glazed lamp. If it meets someone with purple energy, it will emit purple light. The Taishang Laojun pushed forward and predicted, and learned that this group of purple will be destroyed in 500 years. Qi will appear in the human world, and it will only appear among monks. So, I deliberately broke the glass lamp, hid the wick, and was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor. So I went to the Liusha River and waited in the Liusha River After 500 years, the monk finally arrived."

Sun Wukong took the glazed stone from Drifting Monk's hand, looked at it carefully and said, "Is that the master I worshiped just now?"

Drifting nodded, "As long as we kill him and obtain the purple color for our own use, we will have the ability to destroy the world. At that time, not to mention the Heavenly Court, it is possible to eradicate the Lingshan Mountain together."

Sun Wukong looked at it for a while, then stuffed the colored glaze stone into Drifting Monk's hand, and said, "Idiot, you really are an idiot without brains. If anyone can use this purple color, then why would the Tathagata take it for his own use? No one can shake the position. Still waiting for this purple air to fall into the mortal world, so that greedy people like you will miss it?"

Drifting paused for a moment, the monkey was right.However, what he has insisted on for 500 years will naturally not change just because the monkey said a few words.He put away the glass stone, looked at Sun Wukong and said, "How do you know if you don't try? The purple energy in that monk's body doesn't seem to have the energy to destroy heaven and earth, so why isn't it us?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand at him, "If you want to kill the monk to obtain the purple energy, you can do it yourself, and I will not participate. If he does not die, I will let him learn the scriptures. If he dies, the purple energy will be useful to you, and I will follow you." Hit heaven."

The Drifting Monk was a little annoyed, "You monkey head, why don't you have any goals at all? 500 years of imprisonment have changed you like this?"

Sun Wukong yelled at him very unhappy again, "Don't worry about my grandson, you can't control my grandson."

Drifting clapped his hands like iron and steel, "I have spent so much time looking for you just to get you to kill that monk. If I could kill him, I would have done it long ago. I don't know if there is something on the monk. , the golden light body protector, I tried thousands of ways, but I couldn't kill him."

"Oh... so you want to use my old grandson?" Sun Wukong stared at him.This monkey may not have a high emotional injury, but its IQ must be very high.He has a high level of comprehension since he studied art, and his brain is also very flexible.It's just that Drifting is a self-righteous idiot, he has many wishful thinking in his heart, but he can't realize any of them.

Drifting choked, and said: "How can this be called taking advantage? This is a win-win situation. I get my throne in heaven, and you get your little junior sister."

Sun Wukong sneered, "Don't do it, don't do it, you can find someone else."

The 500 years of ups and downs, when the glory of the year was played back in his mind, sometimes it was like a past that he didn't want to repeat, but just wanted to seal up.Now, he just wants to save the little junior sister simply, and live a life without ambitions.Since it is enough to obtain scriptures and become a Buddha, why do you need to fight?

Monkey King is no longer the Monkey King 500 years ago.

Drifting saw that he was not moving, so he left with only his staff.He went to Xuanzang, looked at Xuanzang, and said nothing.Xuanzang also looked at him, and said, "I've overheard what you said, and you still want to kill me?"

"It must be killed." Sand Monk said, the pain of not killing for 500 years is not in vain.

Xuanzang opened his hands, looked at him and said, "Come on."

The Drifting Monk kept on doing nothing, swung his staff and rushed towards Xuanzang with vicious aura.When the treasure stick just touched Xuanzang's monk's clothes, there was a "bang", and a pair of Wu hooks and two swords cut off Drifting Monk's treasure stick.Avalokitesvara's thunderous voice came from the air, "Nie Zhan, how long are you going to be confused? If you don't look back, you will end up with nothing."

Drifting was intercepted, and when he saw Avalokitesvara coming from the sky, he felt completely shocked.His legs trembled, and he heard Guanyin say again: "It's still too late to turn around now, go west with Xuanzang, and cultivate the right fruit, that's the right way."

"I don't want to go into the right way, I just want to be able to decide my own life. I am mine, I am not your plaything. I don't want to look at your faces anymore, and I don't want to make myself like a dog for the so-called right way!" Drifting spoke harshly, but he was very emboldened in his heart.His current ability, not to mention Guanyin, any god in Tiangong can equal him.

"You still don't know how to repent. You know that the purple in Xuanzang's body is sealed, and no one can get the power. Don't say that Xuanzang has golden cicada relics to protect his body. Even if you don't, getting purple energy is equivalent to getting something useless My second brother, Jin Chanzi, was moved by purple energy back then, and wanted to rebel against my master Tathagata, so he was laid down in the mortal world and accepted experience. You have brought on yourself 500 years of suffering, and it is time to wake up. I stay in Your road to the west is already merciful. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and there is nothing good about it.”

Sand Monk looked at Xuanzang, then at Guanyin, but couldn't accept this.No matter how much he tossed about, in the end, in front of these great gods and Buddhas, it was still like playing a monkey trick.People don't pay attention to it, and they never let it go.If you want to kill you, it's a matter of minutes.

However, how can Drifting be reconciled, how can he accept that he has just made a self-inflicted joke for 500 years.In the eyes of the immortal, he must be extremely ridiculous.He swung his stick, thinking that he might as well fight to the death.The person has not left the ground, but the tight band is on the head.Guanyin chanted the mantra silently, and he hugged his head suddenly and rolled on the ground. The pain was like a flood, and there was no chance of relief.

Guanyin chanted for a while and stopped before Drifting stopped rolling.Xuanzang walked slowly to his side, looked at him and said, "Stop struggling, it's useless, just follow me."

Drifting looked at him, and the grief, indignation, humiliation, helplessness, and heart-piercing pain all turned into tears in an instant.

The author has something to say: There is a little junior sister here, who is a character that is not in the original book, and I didn't talk about it like I introduced Fairy Nishang.Because, she is the heroine in the gay novel, ah ha ha ha, her identity background is more complicated.If you are interested in what happened to Monkey King, you can watch "A Little Junior Sister Fell from the Sky" by my friend Sishu.