[Comprehensive] History of Vengley Shark Domestication

The sun is shining brightly, the lotus is in full bloom, and it is the midsummer of the year again.

Maureen got up early on a rare occasion and walked casually to the pond in the backyard without any complaints about the annoying weather.He just stared blankly at a pool of blooming lotus, then sat down suddenly and did not move.Judging by her slightly sluggish expression, it was obvious that she hadn't fully woken up yet.

After a while, a melodious melody came from behind.If you listen carefully, you can hear a piece of music played by Shakuhachi, but this piece sounds very familiar.Maureen moved her body slightly, turned her head and looked for the source of the music.I saw that Yoshida Takashi had already changed into the plain kimono that Yoshida Shoyo often wore, and he was standing firmly at the door of the house beside him, playing quietly.

It is unimaginable that a samurai could know such an elegant and classical instrument.Although it has long been known that Yoshida Shoyo has high attainments in musical instruments such as shakuhachi and shamisen, but he has never heard that his brother who is almost a rough man in the legend also knows musical instruments.

The world is full of wonders.Maureen blinked, thinking so.Then he sat back on a rock, lay with his limbs spread out under the shade of a tree, and fell asleep again.After not sleeping for a while, I felt my abdomen was hit hard by something. I sat up abruptly, and I was completely awake.

"Girl, why don't you sleep in your own room early in the morning, what are you doing here to sleep? Even if you like the life of a savage, it's not like this." Yoshida Takashi held the shakuhachi in his hand, and put the other end on his shoulder superior.This action should be derived from his habit of being a samurai - Takashi Yoshida has always liked to put a knife on his shoulder. I explained that it looks more handsome this way, but people often wonder if it is because of his short height. Don't choose to relocate a knife that might accentuate your pathetic height.

"It's Uncle Xiaoshi, the song you play is really full of hypnotic effect. I originally came here to exercise early, early exercise..." Maureen replied, twitching the corners of her mouth.

"Oh? Really... I can't blame this." Yoshida Takashi took it seriously, shrugged, and said innocently, "Your teacher Songyang taught me the three feet. It seems that Songyang is not the same. Very powerful ah."

"That's not the case. You are not good at learning. How can you blame Mr. Songyang..." Before the words finished, Maureen and Yoshida Takashi heard a burst of noisy voices approaching the backyard.The two exchanged glances, and immediately knew that the visitors were the most wonderful and invincible four teenagers in the entire private school.No, to be precise, it was the three teenagers who made the noise.

I saw Squalo walking in the front with a face of indignation, covering his nose with a handkerchief, and mumbling something.Then he suddenly kicked Sakata Gintoki on the cheek behind him, the latter bent over and easily dodged, still looking at Squalo who was about to explode with a lazy expression of dead fish eyes, and said leisurely: "Sa... As for being so angry? I had the best of intentions to wake you up."

"Voi!!! Who on earth wakes people up like you do?! Who pokes people's nostrils?! Why pokes nostrils?! How much do you like to poke people's nostrils, bastard! !? Is it interesting?! If you stab me again, I will kill you!!!"

"Really? It's just that you don't understand my methods...Mr. Shark."

"How many times have I said it! I'm not a shark, my name is Squalo!! Sperbi Squalo!!"

"Speer, Bisbeer, Bisquarosqua, Rossbell Shark...Look, it becomes a shark naturally. It's obviously a shark. Right, wig, you think so too."

"You're not waking someone up, it's attacking. Also, it's Gui, not a wig!"

"I know. It's a wig, not Gui. I said wig, you don't always like to think about the same thing like an old lady and grandfather, it puts a lot of pressure on your peers. Even if you don't Repeat that I remember it too. It's a wig, right? Look... I remember it right."

Katsura Kotaro shook his head helplessly, and continued to explain to Sakata Gintoki the basic difference between "Katsura" and "wig".On the other hand, Takasugi Shinsuke walked absent-mindedly at the farthest side, watching the three of them mess around with a little indifference.Then he fixed his gaze on Maureen, and moved away after a while.

It has been quite a while since Maureen and Squalo came to the private school.But this girl seldom attends classes with them, she is even more disorganized and undisciplined than Sakata Gintoki.Therefore, Shinsuke Takasugi, who is already a little indifferent, has almost zero chance of seeing this girl.This might be the first time the two of them have met face to face.

"Voi! Dead woman, are you still alive? I haven't seen you in the school for so many days, I thought you were dead." The moment Squalo saw Maureen, he jumped onto the chair where Maureen was standing. Stone, roared.

"It's not suitable for you, do you still have an agreement to fight? Why is it so easy to die?"

"Huh! Not bad! Thank you for remembering!" Squalo put his hands on his hips, raised his head, and showed an unconcealable happy expression on his cheeks.He dared to swear that if this woman forgot about it, he would send her to hell in the next second.

Yoshida Takashi blinked, then covered his eyes with his right hand, looked east, and muttered to himself: "That's not right... Today's sun obviously rises from the east... It's not scientific."

Squalo said blankly: "Huh? What are you talking about, little dwarf?"

Yoshida Takashi said: "The sun didn't come out from the west, how come you guys are all gathered here by chance? Songyang's room is obviously not in the backyard..." Speaking of this, he deliberately placed Sanchi in his He poked under his chin, pretending to be desperately thinking but still puzzled.

Squalo couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and took a few steps back.Why did he feel that he could smell a future Oscar winner from this dwarf in black?Is it his illusion?It must be an illusion...an illusion...

He shook his head vigorously, putting this terrible thought behind him.

Katsura Kotaro probably knew that no matter how much he explained Sakata Ginshi, he would never understand the truth of "it's Katsura, not a wig", so he finally gave up the idea of ​​correcting this guy's thinking, and took out a brand new book from his pocket. came to Maureen’s side, stuffed it into her hand, and then said: “You forgot this thing in the training room before. I put it away for you, thinking of giving it to you next time I see you.” Yours. It's time to give it back to you."

"It doesn't matter whether you need this kind of thing or not." Maureen waved her hand, "I don't need to understand the things in these books, I just need to practice swordsmanship well with my heart, and become like my father who can protect Edo City and the people of Jianghu. Samurai is enough. Bookish stuff, not for me."

Gui Xiaotaro didn't answer, but just put the book she stuffed back into his hands gently beside Maureen's lap, and said, "It's my business to hand over the responsibility to you, and I can't interfere if you want it. But..." Not yet After he finished speaking, Maureen felt a shadow in front of her eyes suddenly disappear, and then she saw Squalo's dazed face, and the sound of something falling into the water...

Squalo didn't realize what was going on for a while.He just felt very annoyed when he saw a big bug flying around in front of his eyes, but he pulled out his knife and slashed, the back of the knife accidentally hit Gui Xiaotaro who was talking to Maureen, and Comrade Xiaotaro Just like that, he was bumped into the pool and made a beautiful splash.

——If you go diving, maybe you can get a gold medal.

Blinking helplessly, Squalo scratched the back of his head, then thought about it, and suddenly felt that if Katsura Kotaro reacted a little faster, according to his ability, he would never be knocked into the water by himself.So the fundamental responsibility is not on him, even if it is on him, it doesn't matter... Anyway, people have already fallen into the water, so it is impossible for him to get up pretending to be a water ghost and drag himself into the water to take a bath?joke!

Who knows, sometimes people must not think too much, and after thinking too much, they will be responsible for their invincible imagination.Squalo couldn't even imagine what happened next.

I saw Gui Xiaotaro stuck his head out of the pool helplessly, grabbed Squalo's right leg and Maureen's left leg unexpectedly and precisely, and wanted to pull himself out of the water by relay, but who The two people on the shore didn't realize the problem, they tilted their bodies and fell into it.

On the side, Yoshida Takashi laughed so hard that he didn't know where his soul was, he rolled on the ground again and again, pointing at the water surface and beating the ground desperately.God knows who endowed these little kids with the ability to be funny, each and every one of them is so invincible.Songyang, Songyang, you really brought a group of wonderful combinations!

Although the name reads like a shark (it’s just what Gintoki Sakata thinks), Squalo himself is not good at water. He was pulled by Katsura Kotaro and fell into the water unprepared. Naturally, he ended up choking. I took a sip of water and thumped hard a few times. I blamed myself for being young and not tall. I sank after a while. In a blur of consciousness, I felt that I was kicked hard by someone, and then another person grabbed my clothes and lifted me up. .Then, he fell unconscious.

Maureen was the last to come up.

The first thing she did after climbing ashore was to punch Squalo hard.This kid looks like a descendant of a savage, how could his water skills be so poor?This is good, if he hadn't pulled out his knife to chop a bug, she wouldn't have played with the fish in such a good mood early in the morning!

Surprisingly, after being beaten, Squalo didn't go into a rage like Maureen imagined, but just snorted a few times.Takashi Yoshida was the first to realize something was wrong.He quickly adjusted his mood, got up from the ground, walked to Squalo's side, frowned and said, "No way? This kid can drown like this?"

"Drowning?" Maureen repeated Yoshida Takashi's words in confusion, then blinked her eyes solemnly, and said, "If you're drowning...do you need artificial respiration?"

The people standing around nodded solemnly, their eyes stared fieryly at the man who had already bent over, and then their lips pressed together.

Time seemed to have stopped here, never to move again.

The author has something to say:

The music played by Shakuhachi (Xiao) has this kind of feeling, very gentle.

And you can think that Uncle Yoshida Takashi played this song.

Shamisen, shakuhachi, etc. actually fit the taste of Matsuyo. .I think.

But why would Yoshida Takashi, who is supposed to be a rough man, do such things? ==

I won't tell you...