[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

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The last chapter is an important turning point of the plot. At the end, I successfully held hands with my dear Axie male pig feet, and showed off our affection, which was really beautiful.

Hmm, the relationship is established, and the life of the newly arrived couple can be regarded as honey, very nourishing, very nourishing.

The good news is that Scorpio will take the initiative to tell me many things that he didn't talk about before, and he will report to me or call me to join me when doing tasks. The bad news is that the two of us are not old enough to argue!It's really annoying! (Sure enough, you can't expect too much from your regrets!)

But in my mind, evidence is still very important!

Because I'm a whore girl pig's feet, the author is not easy to deal with.Although I am living a happy life now, if the author has a whim one day, he will not be lazy, throw a few pebbles to add interest to my peaceful and peaceful life, play a plot with ups and downs, and tear me apart from my dear Fenfen, then who should I cry to?

So I have to find my mother to finish it as soon as possible, and then I can rest assured that I can live a happy life with my dear without fear of being disturbed. (Hmph~)

It's all well planned.

On my 15th birthday, I stood in front of the mirror and looked at the girl with flying brows. I bent my peach blossom eyes, which were like my father’s. The sweetness in the dark eyes is soaked in love. young people.

I'm probably lucky. I didn't leave any sequelae under the ravages of my mother's generosity. It's just that I developed relatively early. When I was 12 years old and grew to an altitude of 157 centimeters, I didn't have a single millimeter. In addition, oops , Measurements and so on are very standard, as long as the boyfriend knows, don't tell you! (=,=)

Don't get me wrong, the most intimate thing two underage couples have ever done is hugging and kissing, although I have been shyly looking forward to more intimate things...

In short, since I have almost grown up, according to the old rules of my immortal blood, it is time to sign a contract with Axie and hand over my life.

It was rare to change into the beautiful clothes custom-made by Grandma Kiqiu stored in the vacuum cleaner, and I pulled the scorpion for unknown reason and went to pull the certificate.

The beautiful girl in a long skirt is a striking and beautiful scenery on the dusty dark yellow street, and the red-haired boy with half of his face covered by a high collar is also an eye-catching luminous body.

"Certificate? You mean the marriage certificate? Now?" Scorpion doesn't like this kind of super high rate of turning heads, not to mention that those people are looking at his girlfriend!

"Come with me and you'll know!"

Of course I don't meet the requirements to go to a regular institution at my current age, but I'm not going to dedicate myself to love. Is the application over?Going to a regular institution is useless, of course I'm going to go to the author!

Remember the dilapidated shop in the vegetable market that appeared once?

I stood there again and sighed from the bottom of my heart: Author, you guy really likes to brush up your presence!

Pulling Xie into the deserted shop, he went straight into the interior.

"Hey, rare guest, is there anything I can do for you?"

I took a look at the new-century office layout, which is very different from the current decoration style, and the young man behind the desk who never forgets to brush his presence. He has a brand name tag pinned to his neat white shirt, and he doesn't wake up Sleeping Taro.

Author, you are enough, you change your image every time you appear on stage, just to steal the spotlight?

"Uh, I'll get the evidence." I pulled Xie and walked over.

Scorpion didn't ask any questions from the beginning to the end, because he was careful and quick-witted and found the instruction booklet beside the door when he entered the door, picked up one and flipped through it.

Fuck, you are well prepared as an author!Also across time, space, race, gender, no distinction, no discrimination, "three crosses, two nos" witness house, cheating children!

Unwake Sleeping Taro: "What proof?"

"Marriage certificate." I shyly glanced at Xie who was still flipping through the brochure, and politely asked the author about the completion.

The author said, I don’t need to worry about the ending. The golden age and career peak of my male pig’s feet is 35 years old, which is still early!

Then the author took out the certificate that had been prepared earlier, and Xie and I signed the name and pressed the fingerprint, and it was OK.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ Do you think there will be any high-end and gorgeous scenes when signing the contract?

No, the author's brain cells are a proof, and the blood fingerprints are archived as soon as they are pressed.

Coming out of the author, Xie said to me with a smile: "I didn't expect such a useless store to exist, and you would believe in such a silly trick, and it's even more unbelievable that I would accompany you to fool around."

I just put the card away carefully, and shouted to A Xie: "Anna answer!"

"I see, it sounds really uncomfortable."

So the appointment continues.

The final program for today's date is watching the stars.

The desert sky has been stationed in this land forever, although I don't know how many times I have watched it, but if I watch it with Axie, I won't get tired of it no matter how many times I watch it.

"Starry sky, cool breeze..." I wrung my fingers, "It would be even better with some snacks, I'll go to the kitchen to get some, Axie, wait here for me."

"Hurry up." The night wind blew the red hair on Xie's forehead, and he lay on his back with his hands on his hands, saying the mantra naturally, "Don't keep me waiting."

"I know!" No one can make Uncle Xie wait!This is my purpose!

I skillfully squeezed in through the slightly larger round window in the kitchen. The windows of the Shayin Village buildings are really not suitable for climbing, not to mention that they are all made into buns, and the windows are small and strong.

It is because of my professional background that I have suffered from this kind of small window in the past few years, so I was deeply depressed after seeing a figure that was a head taller than me through the small window after me. .

"Don't wake up Sleeping Taro?"

"Ah, that's right, your real mother!" Sleeping Taro patted the wrinkled white shirt, pulled my paw and ran outside.

I said author, you should be enough!How could there be someone who came over in the middle of the night and dragged the female pig's feet to elope, while the male pig's feet were still blowing cool breeze on the roof!

Naturally, my slander cannot escape the supernatural powers of the author.

Buwake Sleeping Taro dragged me to move quickly, while explaining my doubts: "Do you know a few bad things that happened in the village recently?"

"Uh, I heard from Grandma Chiyo that there are spies in the village..." I thought of the extremely bad incidents of assassination and theft that started to make Anbu's teeth itch some time ago, and I had a vague premonition.

Sure enough, Unwake Sleeping Taro said: "I did it all."

I am silent.

Sleeping Taro, who didn't wake up, pulled me to stop in an empty sand field, looked at the hidden sand village in the distance, and continued: "And it's all blamed on you."

I weakly shouted: "Mother."

"Hey." Sleeping Taro patted me on the shoulder, "Didn't I let you finish the certificate? See how kind I am to you!"

Good P!Ladies are all swearing, okay? !

"Hey, the little life between you and Xie is so good that Xie doesn't have the will to rebel against the village. This is really bad..."

Fuck, is it too late for me to take him to betray the village now?

"It's too late!~" Wuxing Sleeping Taro pointed in the direction of Shayin Village, and there were several black shadows approaching here quickly in the distance.

I stared at the author's cheerful and unflattering back, and I could only grit my teeth and accept the blame.

There is no way, the author is awesome, the author promised to be a real mother, so give me a happy ending!

"What a good boy with enlightenment!" Taro Buwake rolled up his sleeves, but I was very clear that this posture was not to help but to run away, "Don't resist for a while, blow yourself up after two hits, anyway, it won't kill you , after two years, you will be a good man again!"

I faltered: "Do you want to blew yourself up?"

"I'm doing this for your own good. Rather than lying on the dissecting table and being reborn while being surrounded by people, it's better to choose a corner to secretly grow and split! I've chosen the place for you! It's right under your feet! No need. Thank you so much!"

Sleeping Taro didn't wake up and ran away after he finished speaking.

Author I thank you all family!

"Stop trying to escape!"

A kunai shot at me.

I just realized that the author was wearing a deceitful black robe, so I was even more depressed, and I took off the hood to the Anbu who surrounded me, so that they could see my face clearly, so as to achieve the purpose of making the author succeed in blaming me : "Hehe, good evening."

At this time, a person who came later slowly walked to the center of the encirclement and looked at me.

I just felt that the weight of the black cauldron on top of my head doubled in an instant, causing my back to ache from the pressure: "Grandma Chiyo is still awake, I have prepared calming tea for you to help you sleep, remember to drink it."

"So it's really you, little Mi Duo." Grandma Qiandai looked coldly, "My little grandson is still watching the stars on the roof."

I am silent.

Scorpio hates waiting the most, especially hopeless waiting.

I looked up at the sky, so many eyes.

"Grandma Chiyo, can I trouble you with one last thing?"

"You think I will agree?" Grandma Chiyo looked at me mockingly.

"Yes, because there are bombs under your feet, and I can control the explosion time." I put on a salesman's smile reservedly, "It's the ninth-generation bomb developed by my father himself. It's so powerful." Well, the lethality is limitless, and the quality is definitely the guarantee to beat the enemy Hakka!" (A very dedicated child)

All the Anbu around me took a step back.

Grandma Chiyo gave me a look of surprise and anger, the gaffe was only fleeting, she approached me with a cold face: "What's the matter?"

"I just want to ask you to help deliver something to Axie, and there is another word. Then please take Anbu and get away from here as quickly as possible. I will always stand obediently in the center of the explosion."

Grandma Chiyo said quietly, "Give me the things."

"Thank you." I raised my right hand, and my white and slender five fingers turned into sharp claws. In the next second, there was a warm beating heart in the palm of my hand that had recovered into five fingers. I solemnly handed it to Chiyo Grandma, "Please."

Grandma Chiyo's expression was horrified. She looked at my bleeding left chest with wide eyes, hesitated, and took my heart.

"Please leave quickly, the bomb is about to explode." I looked up at the sky and met Mantian's eyes.

I think I must look full of melancholy and literary temperament at the moment.

This is not my style.

So in the end I said: "Also, please tell Axie—the certificate is all gone, no cheating!"

Grandma Chiyo gave me a hard look: "I want my little grandson to be your widow, why don't you die!" Then she remembered the organ in her hand, and changed her words, "There is no such thing!"

Then she quickly left with Anbu.

I continued to look at the sky, the chest missing the heart did not hinder my greetings to the eighteen generations of the author's ancestors at all, and the last scene of consciousness was swallowed by the scorching flames at the center of the explosion, and all returned to darkness.

Wait, there seems to be some misunderstanding?

Fuck wow!Grandma, you come back!What people entrust to you is a token!Not a relic! ! !

The author has something to say:

Ho ho!God turning point!

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