[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

Time passed slowly between hugs... There is no such thing.

One of Xie's major characteristics is that he suffers from severe word boredom. In addition, his originally soft heart has been tempered by decades of wind and rain to become hard and strong. Combined with an increasingly sharp offensive with a poisonous tongue, the result is——

"I thought you, who are proficient in the structure of the human body, discovered it right away." He seemed to have found a new joy, and was quite curious, "How does it feel to be in love with a puppet?"

Hey, my dear, don't you know that there is an old saying that goes, "Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree with each other"?Life and death are ignored, let alone self-deception?

So Sister Duo and I continued to shake the chastity, raised our hand and tapped on his chest, the sound was still hollow (=, =): "Except for being a little hard and a little cold, the taste is still good."

Scorpion became interested, turned left and right, and tilted his head as if moving his joints.From my point of view, the mechanical connection is not only clearly visible, but also the "click" sound driven by the parts can be heard when twisting.

After moving his joints, he lowered his head, his cold eyes flickered with mischievous light: "Do you want to try again? I haven't been this close to anyone for a long time."

"Ha ha……"

I held my close face, feeling a little complicated.

Those obvious doubts have been answered at this moment.

Why don't you join us for dinner?

Why is the face as young and handsome as before?

Why is it not as light as a normal adult man?

……

Scorpion hadn't put on the spare clothes yet, and held me in his arms with zero distance, and he didn't really want to continue to get close, after all, he didn't feel anything in his body now, and the kiss was in vain, and I completely There was no extra expression to please him, so he just bowed his head and stopped.

Taking advantage of his posture at this time, I curiously explored his body.I put my hand into his wide-open abdominal cavity, and pulled out the steel pipe inside to look and feel.

"Axie..." My tone was filled with sentimentality and pity, and I sighed, "Are you still a virgin? You must not have done [beep——] for the puppet..."

Scorpion: (ˇˇ)→(￣へ￣)→(-_-#)→(╰_╯)#! ! !

Me: ^_^...^_^...^_^...^_^...<(￣▽￣)>..... .

next second.

Sister Duo was fanned by Fei Liuhu's tail into shooting stars in the sky.

Xie sat back in his royal car, Fei Liuhu, and walked back in a not too bad mood.

Even though Fei Liuhu looked hulking and bulky, she was moving really fast.

I simply tidied up my clothes and followed him. At this time, I also thought of a guy who was left in the hotel. He was a blaster who talked about art all day long!

Amen, may the inn survive.

God must have heard the prayers of my conscience.

Scorpion and I saw the hotel standing peacefully in sight without accident, and the second we stepped forward, an explosion sounded, and the house became a big spark.

"What is that kid Didala doing?" Scorpion stopped in dissatisfaction, the wood on his body made him instinctively loathe fire.

I watched from a distance along with me, and commented by the way: "The location of this hotel is very suitable for gathering and fighting. It is remote, there are few people, and it is easy to evacuate."

So I have always admired the courage of the boss who opened the store on this kind of road. Even if the fee charged is much higher than other places, the loss is not a joke. (Normal bosses always believe that most people in the world can be expelled with bodyguards, especially after hiring ninjas as bodyguards)

After the explosion sounded, apart from the other guests who fled from all sides in a panic, several other calm and calm figures stood out.

Didara leaped into the air, and a big white bird suddenly appeared, catching him and at the same time separated the jet of sparks, waving its wings and stopping in the air overlooking the earth.

And there were two other people who jumped out of the flames with Didara, but they didn't have the VIP treatment in the sky. Although they were calm, their clothes and skin were more or less covered with black ash.

They sacrificed their housekeeping skills to attack.

Didara directly turned into a bombing machine, stood on the big bird and circled around, rumbling and rumbling, and easily dropped them to art.

This is the completely unequal killing of cold weapons and hot weapons.

Regardless of your ghosts, ghosts, snakes, sticks, axes and halberds, under my bombs, you will be a piece of scum sooner or later!

"What a flamboyant boy." It was the first time I saw Didara show off his powers, and I secretly retracted my paws.In such a way of fighting, you need to be cautious when helping.

Scorpion completely ignored me, acting like an elder and a leader, waiting for Didara to come over to meet after the fight.

Didara stood on the big bird and circled around a few more times. After the smoke from the explosion dissipated, he confirmed the power and influence of his art. Then, he saw us beyond the smoke, and drove the big bird to fly here. Come.

"Didara, you probably have already made preparations for camping before you do it." Scorpion's tone was quite dissatisfied.

"Brother Scorpion, I didn't blow up the hotel!" Didara retorted.The big bird descended from the sky, revealing another golden head.Didara pointed sideways: "This guy did it! Hmm!"

"This guy" is a blond girl with big eyes. Her blue eyes were a little frightened, a little worried, and a little sorry. He said hello, and then started pointing fingers: "...Well, they are going to attack me, I am not very good at controlling the power of the bomb, so... I am so sorry, you will not have important luggage in the room, will you? ?”

Scorpion snorted, and Didara patted the girl heartlessly: "Of course you carry important things with you, and you don't have to worry about putting things outside, eh!"

The blond girl breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the words: "This is really great."

After watching a good show for free, seeing that the plot was still developing in an unknown direction, I pushed Scorpion and asked in a low voice, "Look at that girl, she looks like Xiao Di."

Xie followed my line of sight and asked directly: "Didara, where did this little girl come from?"

Didara paused, then hooked the blond girl's neck excitedly, two faces that were indeed similar squeezed together, and said happily: "This guy is said to be my long-lost sister, Brother Scorpion, look, we are Isn't it very similar? Hmm!"

The blond girl's face was wrinkled into a ball, she pushed Didara away a little bit with great effort, and added a fairly reliable introduction: "Hello, my name is Dino, you can just call me Xiao Nuo. "As she spoke, she raised one hand, opened her mouth with a grin, and stuck out her tongue as if to say hello.

Didara also stretched out one hand and stuck out his tongue together: "This is my only blood successor, it must be my sister, yes!"

Scorpion looked at Didara calmly, without expressing anything.

I?I'm not very good at talking, and I'm kind of an intruder. Now I'm just a wallflower.

but……

I looked at the girl a few more times, and always felt that when she saw me next to Xie, she paused unnaturally. Is there any problem with me?

There is a vacuum cleaner as a guarantee for night camping, and there is no shortage of tents and sleeping bags.

That is, the expression of the dino girl when she saw my pop-eyed goldfish vacuum cleaner is really worthy of scrutiny.

Also, when she was alone with me at night, she said some very strange things to me.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger!"

"Don't you know the second half of the sentence? How many Teletubbies are there?"

"Do you see Pleasant Goat?"

"Haha, Pleasant Goat doesn't know, either? No way, why should I be so unkind? We are all fellow villagers, and we are half relatives and friends, so why bother?" She winked and said something that raised my favorability. ,"sister in law."

I kept a reserved expression and didn't show a very happy expression, and tried to talk to her: "You also came to this world through time travel?"

Dino snickered: "Yeah, and it's been quite hard because of this blood inheritance." She stretched out her hand and stuck out her tongue, and then bumped me with her shoulder, "What about you? Look at the name, it's like beating the enemy! There must be an adventure Bar!"

I probably understand what she means, because my eldest aunt is such a person. Of course, there is no need to tell her such things.

"My father's Miji, it was my adventure to come to this world and meet Axie." For the sake of the "sister-in-law", I have said enough information.

Dino probably didn't think that I wasn't really a "citizen", but she was also a traveler, and she immediately found a sense of intimacy, and raised her eyebrows into my eyes: "I guessed that you and the second master must have a relationship when I saw you !” These eyes, like ah!

I smiled, feeling a little more fond of this cheerful and lovely girl in my heart.

And just like that, the threesome turned into a foursome again.

There are two tents, Deidara was the "brother" at the beginning, and actively took care of his long-lost sister with a sense of freshness, making a lot of noise for half the night before turning off the lights.

Scorpion doesn't need to sleep, and he can't be careless in the wild, so he didn't play with his collection, but sat outside the tent to enjoy the silence of the night, and kept vigil by the way.

I put on a face, and finally took a place next to Fei Liuhu, leaned close to Xie, and slept lightly.

"Hey, Axie, do you want to put away the empty tent?"

"Trouble, let Didara take his sister to clean up after dawn. I think they are very energetic."

"good idea!"

"Huh heh heh heh..." The Scarlet Sand Scorpion gave a classic sinister laugh.

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