I will definitely enter the cave before the protagonist-kun.

Bolt needs 100 seconds to run [-] meters, ninja... well, maybe the ninja will be more powerful, but the protagonist has to wait for the stone to be smashed, and Sister Duo and I teleport, here "ding" "Boom" over there, as soon as you close your eyes and open them again, you will arrive at your destination.

I close my eyes and open them again.

The brightly lit room has become a dark cave, and the familiar person is right in front of him, and his eyes meet as soon as he appears.

"Mi Duo, why are you here?" Xie's tone was not very good, I think he was already angry at my unplanned behavior.

My dear, don't be angry, let me show my magic weapon!

"Axie, I [beep——]!"

It seems to be silenced in the middle?

Scorpion was inexplicable: "What did you say?"

I frowned, and repeated without giving up: "I [beep——]!"

Hundan was silenced indeed!When did the word pregnancy become a word that needs to be blocked!The author dies for me! (you sure?)

Didara who was sitting on a boy (that is Gaara) poked his head and looked at me, different from Scorpion's irritability, he asked with a smile, "Sister-in-law, are you all right? Xiao Nuo, is she all right?"

Sister Dino is waiting to catch you kid!

I tried left and right, using metaphors, euphemisms and allusions, as long as words that can express clear meanings, all the words will be silenced at critical times.

I bought a watch last year!

"Hmph!" With my arms folded, I arrogantly gave Didara a chin, and walked to my dear in a huff.

Do pregnant women have a big temper? I just lose my temper out of reason.

But the two men who don't know the details can't understand my abnormal behavior at all. Deidara is okay, he has always ignored Xie Dan's family affairs, but Xie is very bad. Fei Liuhu's dead fish eyes turned to me After a circle, I looked at the entrance of the cave again. I, a living person, was treated as air by him.

Soul light!My wife broke her heart for you, stayed up late and worked overtime to do research, and conceived your next generation through untold hardships. Is this how you treat your daughter-in-law who has worked hard to conceive life, has unstable mood, and has a slightly grumpy temper?You are such a man! (Pregnant women, you are unreasonable =_=)

Scorpion and I entered into the cold war tacitly.

Three seconds after the cold war started, the protagonists rushed in.

I subconsciously leaned against Scorpio (is the pregnant woman looking for a sense of security?), Scorpio seemed to feel my uneasiness, and drew out his tail and gently pressed it against my waist.

So the three-second Cold War period came to an end. (Hey!)

Scorpion's tail stuck to my waist like a pat, and then retracted as if nothing happened. At the same time, a low air pressure emanated from his body.

I followed Fei Liuhu's line of sight, and an old woman was also looking at Scorpion affectionately and quietly. The roar of a yellow-haired boy next to him did not interfere with the intersection of eyes at this corner at all.

There was no need for words, and all feelings were tightly hidden in his heart. It was probably at this moment that the old man silently made up his mind to face his own grandson, and Xie silently chose to let his only relative go.

None of them expressed it, but those who know them can read such information from the eyes of these two people who are not good at expressing and disdain to express.

The distant stares were broken by the impulsive Naruto.

I thought about it, although it is now a hostile relationship, but after all, it is Axie's grandma, it is better to maintain the politeness I should have, so I took the first two steps to salute Grandma Chiyo as a younger generation, just like when we first met , I said hello to her: "Grandma, hello, long time no see, you are still in good health." Nonsense, she is pregnant with a child for her grandson, of course she has to change her name to grandma!

Grandma Qiandai looked at me with a complicated expression, and nodded: "Beat the enemy Mi Duo, you are still alive."

After asking, I obediently retreated to Xie's side. Xie lowered his voice and said in a dark voice, "It's Chishami Duo." (Ignore the last name, ignore it)

So the comrades who had time to pay attention to the news here sighed in their hearts: such a five-clawed uncle with a fierce face and back has a young and beautiful wife!

On the other side, although Naruto who was rushing forward was stopped by Kakashi, it was clear that Scorpio had no interest in continuing to make eye contact with grandma. Fei Liuhu's tiny eyes turned to Didara, and he did not forget own task.

As always, the two had a dispute, got involved in art, and had differences because of different opinions on art. One started to eat clay, and the other started to twitch his tail.

How many times do these two guys have to argue about the same topic before they get bored?

My ears are numb to hear their artistic debate. Anyway, the content is nothing more than instant and eternity. The two S-level rebels are like children defending their territory... Well, this kind of thinking can't be let them know .

Different from what I'm used to, Naruto, who has a good friend as a cushion, is obviously very angry. Now that the enemy has inexplicably started to fight among themselves, he saw this good time, opened the scroll and threw a large shuriken.

Scorpion, who was raising his tail to fight, easily blocked the shuriken. He continued to wag his tail, and the next one would be Zadi Dara, um, but we have to wait a while until Didara spits out the clay. Zha, although Didara's skills can be avoided now, but a bad image will only detract from his own prestige.

"For me art is..." Didara stood up majesticly and domineeringly, and threw the molded clay casually, and a big white bird appeared under the ninjutsu, "Explosion is such a thing."

"It's essentially different from the ridiculous puppet comedy like Big Brother, um."

The big white bird had a wide mouth, and when Deidara spoke, he lowered his head and took Gaara's body into his mouth.

What a brat with a poisonous tongue, you will really get angry if you say such a thing.

Fei Liuhu's eyes opened, and he quickly stabbed out his tail dripping with venom. Didara jumped onto the bird's back and easily dodged it.

Scorpion didn't bother to look any further, so he wagged his tail and let out a "tss".

"Goodbye, big brother, sister-in-law." Xiaodi looked down from the top, driving Shiratori coolly and domineeringly and left on the empty road, attracting Naruto and Kakashi to chase them out of the cave.

Watching Shiratori carry Didara away, Scorpion was both dissatisfied and helpless, remained motionless on the surface, and whispered: "That fellow Didala, he does whatever he wants."

I also answered him in a low voice: "It's true, but don't you always spoil him?"

"Tch." Ignore me.

I shrugged, now, there are only four people in the cave, me, Scorpion, Grandma Chiyo, and Sakura, one of Konoha Xiaoqiang favored by the plot.

Mother-in-law Chiyo is Xie's own grandmother, so naturally she is also my elder. Even if I want to fight Xie, I will not attack Grandma Chiyo.

So, I just need to deal with Sakura.

In the next second, I moved to the little girl with pink hair with a cold light and lifeless eyes. She was talking to Grandma Chiyo while being vigilant, and I raised my hand to make a quick seal and gather my thoughts at the same time.

I'm just a showman, so I don't pay much attention to speed under normal circumstances. Sakura's strength is still a bit behind me. I don't feel nervous, and the speed of making seals is about two seconds.

A second later, that is, I finished half of the complex gestures, and the tail of the scorpion came across in front of me: "It's not necessary." He glanced at my face that looked slightly pale without makeup, and said to himself, "While watching Just fine."

"I'm here, you step back."

As expected of grandparents and grandchildren, they said similar things at the same time.

Granny Chiyo stepped forward calmly, pulled out a row of kunai from her sleeve with a chakra thread, and shot at the scorpion quickly and accurately.

I jumped back twice, jumped out of the battle situation, and stood up again. The timing scorpion had already separated Kunai completely, but there were still two cuts on the side of the clean and complete cloak.

Obviously, such a mistake made him angry, so he simply tore off the outer cloak and put Fei Liuhu into a complete fighting posture, with his long, sharp tail held high above his head, shining with a dangerous cold light.

"Do you know how my collection is made?" Scorpion said calmly and without emotion, "First, take out the internal organs, wash them clean, then let the blood out, and after embalming, Combining various devices, a puppet collection is completed. As the old woman said, Fei Liuhu's appearance is also one of the collections. Adding the old woman Qiandai and the little girl, the two of you will be It happened to be three hundred. This is my art."

I stood at the innermost part of the cave, looking at the back of the scorpion, put my hands gently on my lower abdomen, and murmured emotionally: "Listen up, baby, Dad is teaching you the best puppet-making skills in detail."

"Are you sure your remarks are in line with the current atmosphere? Accept that a baby who has grown up from prenatal education can expect cruelty in the future!"

Eh? !

My eyes widened suddenly, and my body stiffened as if someone had stabbed my neck with a knife.

That voice, this voice clearly uses double quotation marks instead of parentheses!

"Is it so difficult for you to accept the arrival of your own mother?" The female voice with a lazy tone got closer and closer, and the slightly warm breath hit my ears, making me shiver.

Although the real mother calls herself a real mother, what does her arrival mean?

At least in my memory, there is absolutely no good thing!

For the first time, I crossed over!

The second time, I lost half my chocolate! !

For the third time, I blew myself up! ! !

This is the fourth time, at the time of the life and death of the scorpion, is there any more time for you, dear mother, to show up?

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