[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

She was conceived in October, and once she gave birth, there was another cute little life in the world.

The eldest son of the Chisha family is a cute little life born in a harvest season.

At that time, the excited and joyful parents hugged this red and wrinkled little guy, the puppet master who washed the city with blood and the gold medal killer who did not blink even had his hands trembling slightly.

"Axie, have you decided on the baby's name yet?"

"Well, I made a list, take a look and choose one from it."

After a while...

"YADA! I don't like any of them! I said it would be nice to call him 'Little Scorpion'! Ah Scorpion, look how much my son looks like you!"

So in the end, my name was decided by my parents as——

Red sand scorpion.

Flip the table! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

What an irresponsible broken name!It doesn't fit Lao Tzu's extraordinary life style at all!

Therefore, since I was sensible, I have been conscientiously devoted to the "anti-war of changing the name to improve the style of life".

My reason for protest is: I look nothing like my dad except for the color of my hair!

That's right, I look more like my mother, especially my eyes, a pair of slender peach eyes, and I smile like a cat.

But many years later, I will find that the similarities between me and my dad are not only the hair color but also the height-this is a wound in my heart that will never fade!

The mother's counterattack was quite simple and rude.

"You said you didn't look like your father?"

Mom just asked back in a flat tone, and I clearly saw poison, electric shock, whipping, waxing in my mother's clear and pure black eyes... No!I don't want wax!

Back and forth!

I am obviously more afraid of my cold-tempered mother than my vicious father.

Nonsence!Even when my father is angry, he will say "Do you want to be my collection" while showing murderous looks, but I know that my father will not really make me a puppet.

But when my mother narrowed her eyes and ticked the corners of her mouth, I could foresee the tragic scene of crawling out of the basement with my broken body tomorrow.

Mother the devil!Don't think that I will forgive you for making my favorite snacks!Even if you bought me skateboards, models, baseballs, dachshunds... I, I will never forgive you!

In our family, we have always adhered to the implementation policy of "look at your father for big things, and listen to your mother for small things".

As for my name change, I mentioned it to my dad after I lost my mom.

But my father only threw me a sentence: "Go to your mother."

I:"……"

Daddy Hundan, can you still be the great father I have always respected and loved?In your eyes, the humble name that affects your son's life is confused with daily necessities!Never have fun together again!

One night when I was ten years old, I went to the toilet in the dark, and I overheard my mother talking in a voice that was completely different from usual: "Anna replied, Xiao Xie has grown up, so we don't need to worry about it, it's so boring Ah, how about making another baby?"

God!Has mother been possessed by some monster?

The world is so wonderful, Bingshan Tsundere can become a soft and cute girl!So superman also exists!The secret passage to Alice in Wonderland is right under my bed!Smash the piggy bank and Aladdin will appear!

But the voices behind were blocked by the barrier, so I didn't hear anything.

At the age of 12, my younger sister was born. She has a famous name: Red Sand Worm.

Flip the table! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Why isn't my sister called Chisha Little Scorpion?

Mom, you are unfair!I also demand to have an independent personality, not an accessory product derived from my dad's name!

I want an exclusive daimyo that can reflect my unique great personality!

When I protested like this, my mother slapped me and sent me flying away. The reason: I didn’t set a good example for my sister.

hateful!

My dissatisfaction accumulated day by day when my sister was growing up.

My sister is very cute and well-behaved. I like her very much, especially when she laughs with two dimples and calls "Nissan", which makes me very happy and satisfied as an older brother. It's so painful!

but!

This can't eliminate my dissatisfaction with unfair treatment!

╭(╯^╰)╮Huh!Isn't it because my sister is different from me, she was almost carved out of the same mold as my father!My mother held it in her hand for fear of falling, and held it in her mouth for fear of melting. She cared for her in every possible way and loved her so much. How could there be the bitter blood and tears of me walking with sticks and whips and electric shocks!

Don't fool me with "men are different from girls", I won't believe it!

If I look like my father like my sister, mom, would you still dare to slap me on the face?

This is so unfair!

In the end, all the feathers were sinking, so I decided, I want to-leave, go home, go, go!

I heard from my mother that the third uncle she admired most in the past also ran away from home to find a good friend, and my mother ran away from home before meeting her father.

I will pass on their behavior, maybe I can meet a confidante or something, hehe(╯▽╰).

Moreover, if I venture into the rivers and lakes alone, who would know my real name?

From now on, our registration number will be "Red Sand Scorpion" instead of "Red Sand Little Scorpion"!

Listen, the difference of one word is to pull the little cannon fodder to the level of the big villain!

During the years when I ran away from home, I only sneaked home to play with my sister during the holidays, and then packed a few extras from the dining table, which happened to be my favorite snacks. I bought them newly in the cabinet. The clothes fit me well, and I would take them unceremoniously, and the letters stuck on the window of my room, after opening, the signature on the upper left corner was always "Dear Unfilial Son Xiaoxie"...

hateful!Little scorpion, little scorpion, little scorpion again!

But since I'm doing well outside wearing my dad's vest, and my parents didn't come to arrest me to discuss the issue of ownership of my name, I don't care about these small issues.

However, a few years later, a girl said to me: "I remember that the red sand scorpion was the genius stylist of the hidden sand village, and the boy who rebelled against the village was an S-level rebellious ninja. Died at the hands of Grandma Chiyo a few years ago. I learned puppetry since I was a child, and I used the works left by Senior Scorpion. Senior Scorpion is my idol. Unfortunately, I have studied that period of history carefully. I always feel that the death of Senior Scorpion had something hidden behind it."

Wow, it turns out that Dad still has such a glorious past!And after "dead" for more than ten years, you can still harvest beautiful girls as loyal fans!

I scratched my fluffy red hair: "Actually, my name is Xiaoxie, you can call me that!"

"Good little scorpion, it sounds much friendlier than scorpion."

I think it's time to go home after a while. If I give my mother a daughter-in-law, she will probably be more merciful to me.

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