[Hokage] Mr. Puppet and Miss Undead

As a scorpion, how can a female pig's feet not know ninjutsu? !

Only by having a common interest can the relationship be maintained more closely!

Scorpion is so outstanding, even though he is actually an otaku who spends his time in a studio dancing with puppets, and has attributes such as a poisonous tongue and arrogance, it still can't change the essence of him being a genius!

To stand shoulder to shoulder with a genius, how can you not even know basic ninjutsu?

"Beat the enemy candidate, you have been in the seal posture for 3 minutes, have you prepared it yet?"

I swallowed a handful of bitter tears, and changed my resolute expression to grievance and sincerity: "Answer the invigilator, not yet!"

"Hey..." the invigilator sighed with pity, "It's time to beat up an enemy candidate. You've already overtimed too much and failed."

The final exam only took half a day, and the students in the same class had already obtained the ninja certificate, showing proud and happy smiles in front of the parents accompanying the exam.

I sat on the top of the wooden pole with the school signboard hanging on the side of the road, and looked down at the mortals below with my cold eyes that disregarded the world of mortals and indifferent to fame and fortune: "Tch, what's so great about Chakra."

I learned this modal particle from Xie. It is full of charm and can express emotions. It is very emotional every time I say it.

A year has passed, I spent my 11th birthday with Scorpio, and Scorpion also spent my 13th birthday with me.

Entering the ninja school was delayed for half a year due to formalities, but because I desperately wanted to become a ninja like Scorpion, I read all the textbooks when I was idle at home.The author has configured my brain so high that I can hardly forget it. Isn't it a matter of minutes to deal with the knowledge in books?In addition to learning textbooks, I spend more time exploring and studying puppet making with Xie.

Thanks to my mother being a biological research fanatic, I have provided a lot of help to Scorpion who is developing a human puppet, and with the cake bonus, the longer we stay together, there will be more other topics besides the puppet.

Everything is going in a good direction until I officially enroll.

oh!That is simply a dark history!

I thought that just by virtue of my professional killer quality and extensive knowledge, not to mention being among the best, at least I could graduate safely, right?Turned out to be a scumbag!

It is a bit of an exaggeration to say that I am a scumbag, because even as a transfer student, my grades in the written test are still very impressive, but the only subject that I failed was the one that was the most impossible to fail-ninjutsu.

Sister Duo cannot extract chakra.

Here I would like to sincerely thank the school, thank you for not dissuading a student who couldn't even get chakra out, and let me stay until the final exam.

It seems that my golden finger is almost used up. After I have made a big breakthrough in my mind ability, my chakra will no longer work.

People in this world seem to be unable to learn to read.It's a matter of physique, fortunately, the difference between Nian and Chakra is not too big.

These are not the point, the point is...

I feel a little ashamed.

In the past, I always rushed home the first time after school, but this time I felt embarrassed and stayed outside for a long time.

Looking at the late sky, I dawdled and walked back.

Eh?The person at the door looks familiar!

"Axie!" I immediately packed up my expression and ran towards him with a sweet smile on my face.

Tch, Sister Duo is depressed and depressed, she can't be ambiguous about being a male god!

"Put down your smirk with stiff muscles, waiting for people is already disgusting to me, don't deepen my bad mood!"

Uh?

I lowered the corners of my mouth obediently, and put on the sad face I should have after achieving another "good result" in the final exam: "What about this look?"

"Ugly!"

So I grinned decisively and let out a big white tooth: "Let's get back to business, Axie, you are not in the puppet making room but waiting for me at the door, which surprises me!"

Xie frowned, his current height was already at eye level with me, and he could adjust the angle of squinting at me by raising his chin slightly.

"I have accepted a mission to travel far away."

Damn, the otaku took the initiative to travel far away, anecdotal news!

My eyes instantly opened from half circles to full circles: "So are you here to say goodbye to me?"

Scorpion seemed to be amused by my expression, and shrugged with great interest: "Otherwise?"

I blushed a little, and I was so cute at the way Xie shrugged and smirked.

Really, I've been watching it for a year, and I'm always impressed by his little details like this, I really can't save it!

Quick, use the uncle's facial paralyzed face to enhance the thickness of the skin!

"Of course you take me with you! With my century-old reputation of beating the enemy, I guarantee that I will not charge you any labor fees, and the service attitude will not be discounted at all!"

YADA!What is the most annoying thing in a different place!In case you are hooked up and taken away where I can't see, I don't even have a place to cry!Must not be separated!

Male pig's feet, male pig's feet, this is a huge concession from me. You must know that my elders have taught me not to do idle work since I was a child!In order not to be separated from you, I volunteered to work for nothing!

"I said that you should be the real face-changing king. With such a dead face, you can give a speech with both voice and emotion. Your strength is evident, but... I won't take a fresh graduate to go to B-level Task."

I puffed up my chest with confidence: "After being here for so long, can you still not believe my strength? Even if you can't fight and escape, it's okay!" Running is a must-have skill in our family!

"Next time you talk about running away so confidently, don't say that I know you. This time I already have a companion, and ninjas can't leave the village without approval."

Does this mean that there is no place left for me?

No, I immediately keenly grasped the deep meaning of the last sentence.

Ninjas can't leave the village casually. If they're not ninjas, it's fine.

"Well, I didn't pass the final exam this time..." I pointed my fingers shyly, feeling the care of the god of luck, "So I haven't become a Genin yet, and I haven't even got the forehead protection!"

Scorpion stared at me like he was looking at an idiot: "So you want me to take a guy who isn't even a rookie to perform a B-level mission?"

Let's not repeat the repeated content, my strengths and benefits must be revealed to him!

"I can help you get things, such as the material parts you like. My vacuum cleaner is definitely more convenient than a scroll." Hearing a thousand words is believing, and I materialized a vacuum cleaner, "Xiao Cong, put me in this vacuum cleaner." I spit out all the candy wrappers I ate!"

Then, the scorpion was swallowed up by a candy wrapper as magnificent as a hill...

I should be thankful that Axie is a good boy who doesn't do anything to women.Women in hostile relationships are excluded.

Scorpion was probably so angry that he used ninjutsu in the candy paper mountain. Not only did the candy paper that I had worked so hard to collect for a year turn into ashes in seconds, but it also gave me a final mental blow: "This is useless!" function?"

I was wrong, I shouldn't have flooded you with candy wrappers!

Frustrated, I bent forward, and mourned my beloved sweet papers from the bottom of my heart. In order to catch up with the male god, you sacrificed gloriously, became benevolent with heroism, died well, and are more important than Mount Tai!

"Even if you want to bring a rookie, at least you have to be a rookie who knows the transformation technique. Come to my room after dinner today, and let me see how stupid it is to even such a basic endurance. The technique is useless."

"Why does it have to be a transformation technique?"

"This mission requires a disguise."

Eh?

I looked up at the back of Xie walking towards the house.

Hehe, Axie, you are a hard-mouthed, soft-hearted, awkward and arrogant little thing, Sister Duo really loves you to death!

I ate quite a lot for dinner.

Finally came the night when everyone was watching. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, combed my hair and looked in the mirror. After working for a long time, I walked to the door of Xie's room with small steps.

Probably to recharge his batteries for tomorrow's mission, Axie didn't even stay in the puppet making room.

Although it wasn't the first time I was alone with him at night, the puppet making room was very different from the room.In the puppet making room, at least there are puppets, big and small, but there is only a bed in the room, a bed... I didn't think about the bed or anything!I deliberately put on a nightdress so I have no other small expectations!

"I really don't understand what you're dawdling about!"

Before I could knock on the door this time, the door panel in front of me was suddenly pulled open from the inside.

Scorpion has grown taller...he has really grown taller, but I am still walking in place.

I remember that I was a few centimeters taller than him when I came to deliver the cake last year, but now he can even slightly squint at me, the height difference will soon come out, right?

"No, no, just thinking about which hand to knock on the door with."

Seeing the scorpion who was only wearing pajamas, I thought of my nightgown inexplicably, so I hurriedly dismissed this inappropriate thought!Now is not the time to think about it!

After standing at the door for half a minute, I looked at Xie strangely: "Aren't you going in?"

Scorpion also looked at me strangely: "No cake?"

My dear, Sister Duo kneels down for you!In your eyes, a beautiful girl in a white nightgown is not worth a piece of cake?Did I do something wrong before, and I shouldn't have made the cake cuter than myself!

"...eating cake at night is bad for your teeth." I answered him weakly.

The eye paralyzed "squeaked": "Why didn't you say it before."

Because in the past, Sister Duo wanted to use the cake to soak you up!

However, soon, I tasted the thrill of regaining a victory!

Sister Duo hit the lower limit of a genius with the stubbornness of a scumbag!

In addition, my hero's patience is really bad, very bad, and his temper is very irritable.

An hour and a half later, Scorpion issued an ultimatum: "Don't tell me, after I wasted a night, you can't even master Chakra."

Such a calm tone, such a calm expression, so, so restless veins, Axie, you are not wearing a high collar now, and you can't hide your true emotions with your face down.

Woohoo, it's only an hour and a half, can't you hold back?What a night, it is clearly the rhythm of living like a year!Does being with me make you so impatient?In fact, I just want to be alone with you for a while, can't you see... Fortunately, you can't see, otherwise you will throw me out with the chakra thread.

"On this level, you still want to go with me?"

Scorpion's patience was really exhausted, and I could only sigh: "Chakra, I really can't do anything."

I showed my uncle's nails, and started to poke my face one by one without saying a word. After a rattling sound of bones, I turned into a scorpion. (Ilmi's nails do have a transformation effect, and Yiermi is transformed into Hisoka in Youkexinyou)

"Can this replace the transformation technique?" I asked in a scorpion voice.

The veins on Scorpion's neck stopped jumping, and after looking at me for a while, he let out a "chuck", and then, as if suddenly remembering something, he yelled at me: "Don't wear skirts against my face! Hurry up! Change back!"

"Sorry, sorry."

After returning to my room that night, I stood in front of the mirror in my skirt, poked myself back into the scorpion shape, and admired it from left to right.

Actually, it's pretty cool!

My hero's face is indeed naturally beautiful!

Little boy, why are you so shy, if you didn't say the last sentence, Sister Duo wouldn't have thought of this stalk! (no Zuo no Die)

The author has something to say:

In the middle of the night, Grandma Chiyo got up to go to the toilet. When she passed by the kitchen, she heard a noise. She went to have a look and was shocked: "Sasori! Why are you wearing a skirt!!!"

Mi Duo drinking water: "..." Oops, I forgot to pull out the nail.