The Little Lazy Turtle of the Demon Emperor's Family [Wearing Books]
Chapter 1 Easter Eggs
55:[-] p.m.
Guihai was in the dormitory, he couldn't wait to open Jinjiang, and clicked on the catalog page of his favorite updated and refreshing article "Being Virtuous Tianzun".
——In recent years, the novels in Jinjiang Literature City have become more and more comprehensive. In addition to vigorously developing Danmei, Lily and No CP, a new male channel has been opened recently, and the treatment is favorable, attracting some writers who have run away from Dianjia. It has attracted a large number of male readers like Gui Hai who strayed into Jinjiang to follow the author.
"Being Virtuous" tells the story of the protagonist pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and there are a lot of cool points and laughs. When I go back to the sea to read the article, I can't help but laugh every minute, making my roommate look like a joke Bi looked at him the same way.However, even so, returning to the sea feels particularly pleasant.
In addition to being good-looking, the novel is also updated very regularly. The author will explode 12 updates at around [-] noon every day.Over time, Guihai developed the habit of chasing after [-] o'clock every day.
The reason why today is 5 minutes earlier is because yesterday the author said that there is an easter egg in the end chapter of Weibo sharing!
Specifically, it is written like this:
"The author has something to say:
The 1000 million word novel will be finished tomorrow.
In order to thank everyone for their support, Easter eggs will be distributed tomorrow:
Weibo shares the link of the latest chapter,
The top [-] will get a set of physical books with autographs;
The first one to share and like fifteen characters will get a mysterious egg.
Also, note that the classification of this article has been changed from "Male Video" to "Pure Love". "
Guihai followed the author from Dianjia to Jinjiang, just to read the latest chapters for the first time, and the degree of fan can be imagined; but now, with the opportunity to get a complete set of physical books signed by the author, how could he not excited?
Gui Hai's attention was almost attracted by the easter eggs. Even though he saw that the author had changed the attribute classification of "male frequency" to "pure love", he didn't think much about it. He just thought: pure love probably refers to pure love. love it.
Indeed, the love described in the article "Being Virtuous" is pure, and the only woman who is relatively close to the protagonist is the protagonist's innocent and lovely junior sister.Moreover, it has reached 1000 million words now, and the junior sister is still purely making soy sauce, accounting for less than one percent of the full text, without any physical contact, and without any ambiguous plot.
On the other hand, the villain Shi Yunfeng, a male character in this article, appears [-] times more than the junior sister, and the description of the bright and dark lines accounts for a quarter of the full text.
It's not a problem that the heroine plays soy sauce and there are many villains.Guihai completely ignored the author's move to change the male part to pure love, and only looked forward to the ending and only paid attention to the easter eggs.
For the physical book, for the autograph, and for the mysterious egg, I was very active in everything I did before returning home, and this time I am also very active.He has already pulled out all the network cables of his roommates on the switch to avoid competing with himself for network speed; the wireless network card is ready to avoid disconnection; the laptop battery is fully charged, and will not miss the opportunity to grab eggs due to a sudden power failure ;Adjust the interception level of small advertisement blocking to the highest level, so as to display the page faster; the computer time and the time of Jinjiang website have been calibrated, accurate to 0.001 seconds. The fifteen characters have been written long ago, just copy and paste...
In addition to the above-mentioned actions, Guihai also specially created a small Easter egg program that connects mouse points + keyboard keys + Weibo sharing + pastes fifteen characters, so as not to let poor hand speed become an obstacle to grab the Easter eggs.
Now, just wait for the author to release the big update.
Gui Hai stared nervously at the computer screen. When the clock pointed to 59:30:[-], the Easter egg applet started to run, the page was refreshed, and the latest chapter was released!There are Easter egg applet cheating, buying V, Weibo sharing and fifteen-character likes and comments, @Author, all completed within one second!
After the Easter Egg Mini Program finished running, Gui Hai looked at the tweet with more than fifteen characters of likes in satisfaction: "The ending chapter is so wonderful, so beautiful! It has met all expectations! Looking forward to the new article!"
With a cheat device, it should be faster than most people, right?Easter eggs can't be counted on, and I hope to be ranked in the top twenty.
When the Weibo sharing was completed, Guihai put the matter aside, clicked on the ending chapter, and began to watch today's ending update with great anticipation.
It was written in the last chapter that the insidious protagonist Baili Bufan finally gained the same strength as the great villain Shi Yunfeng, successfully counterattacked, climbed to the position of the first heavenly lord in the fairy world, led countless younger brothers, and brought various magic weapons, Set up multiple schemes to draw alone the demon emperor Shi Yunfeng, who has unified the demon world for many years and dominates all corners of the world with sword qi, to have a big showdown with an overwhelming victory!
Although the article "Being Virtuous Tianzun" already has 1000 million words, the climax comes wave after wave, and there are new ideas every day. It will never be boring, and there is no sign of unfinished. , are all very much looking forward to the arrival of the cool ending.
However, today the author did not explode 3000 words, but it was very strange, only more than [-] words.Readers who read ten lines at a glance will finish reading it in a while.
At [-]:[-], when Gui Hai was still chewing and enjoying his beloved novel, the comment area was already exploded.
One after another high-rise buildings were built, and basically they all scored negative points. All the readers spoke fiercely, criticizing one after another: "How could it become like this! My cute little junior sister! No wonder there are so few appearances. , author, did you change the core today? The soul is back!"
"It's really unique to write the protagonist of Shuangwen to death."
"It's okay to tell me that the main character dies after the end, but he's still a Ji, as if he was enjoying the most delicious food, but suddenly found that he bit off half a caterpillar..."
"I have been chasing the article for a year, and I have been looking forward to the author's update. Today is finally over, so I let the thunder kill us? Conscience was gnawed by Erha?"
"I already knew that there are many rotten women in Jinjiang, but I didn't expect that even the author is also rotten, and I will never come to Jinjiang again!"
——These are relatively gentle, and what's more, they would curse the author for having no paper in the bathroom!Simply.
At [-]:[-], Guihai saw the scene where the protagonist suddenly confessed his love to the villain.
At this time, the protagonist Baili Bufan has been successfully drawn out by Shi Yunfeng alone, and the design is trapped.
The original text is as follows:
"Weak water is drowning, and the feathers sink. Even if you are an immortal, it is difficult to fly across; Li Bufan sacrificed two magic weapons at the same time. Even though Shi Yunfeng is the number one master in the demon world, after defeating a thousand immortals in the fairy world, he was exhausted and could only sink weakly in the water, holding Kunlun with his sword.
Shi Yunfeng was pressed on the bed of the Weak Water River, coupled with the weight of the entire Kunlun Mountains, causing wounds of all sizes on his body to burst one after another, and the blood was soaked in the Weak Water and then sank into the river bed.Also sinking into the river bed were the corpses of hundreds of immortal cultivators killed in the fierce battle just now.
As time went by, more and more blood flowed from Shi Yunfeng's body.
But even so, there was still no emotion on Shi Yunfeng's face.The cyan weak water, cyan clothes, and brown blood stains made his face even colder and more arrogant.No matter how heavy the Kunlun Seal is, no matter how much Baili Bufan increases its weight by tens of thousands of times, Shi Yunfeng still supports the Kunlun Seal with the Potian Sword in his hand. fall.
Baili Bufan didn't dare to go forward, and said via voice transmission: "If you surrender to me, I will spare your life as a brother."
Shi Yunfeng's bottomless black pupils swept over Baili Bufan, as well as the group of immortal cultivators hiding and watching behind him, with a sneer on his lips: "I won't spare any of them."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere changed suddenly.The ascetics who came to encircle and suppress sacrificed their magic weapons one after another, fearing that Shi Yunfeng would suddenly emit sword energy if he had the strength to spare, which would endanger their lives.
What Baili Bufan dislikes the most is Shi Yunfeng's appearance, no matter how embarrassed he is, Shi Yunfeng will never bow his head, his whole body is arrogant.
And what he loves the most is Shi Yunfeng who has always dismissed him. "
It's pretty normal up to this point, the villain can finally be at the mercy of the protagonist without moving. According to the author's inertia, the protagonist should have a good time next time.However, without the slightest precaution, in the next sentence, the protagonist flew forward to confess his love.
Guihai was particularly shocked.
Is this a confession?
Can a man confess to a man?
Look at it more clearly, really, the protagonist confessed to the villain.
confessed.
It's white.
The.
……
In the protagonist's confession, everything he did was because he fell in love with the villain.
Then, the protagonist in the confession was stabbed to death by Shi Yunfeng.
Then, no more...
Although the ending unfolded so smoothly, Gui Hai's attention was not on the protagonist's accidental death at all, he was still immersed in the description of seeing the protagonist for the first time.
When he saw that the protagonist confessed to Shi Yunfeng, the number one expert in the demon world, the ruthless Shi Yunfeng, the handsome Shi Yunfeng... Guihai's eyes widened, his heart jumped, and he was shocked. Yu, imagine the protagonist and the villain together, he will feel very emotional.
——It’s scary, why does he feel so emotional?
Twelve past twelve.
Guihai's roommate suddenly patted him on the shoulder, which startled Guihai, because at this time, Jinjiang's page was still stuck on the protagonist's confession.
I only heard my roommate say in an excited voice: "Look out of the window! What is that black vortex?"
Guihai heard the words and looked back.With just one glance, the whole person lost consciousness and was sucked in like this.
The next day, reports like this filled the headlines:
#Weird video real shot!Aliens abduct youth? #
#Time-space rift?The college student in the dormitory disappeared for no reason#
#The strange disappearance in front of the computer!Mysterious black hole in the sky#
The black vortex that suddenly appeared sucked away the students in the university dormitory, causing extensive discussions from all walks of life, but there was no accurate statement.
The only insider is Guihai.
Guihai was swallowed by the black hole and lost consciousness.When his consciousness returned, he found himself in a pure white and boundless space.Opposite him was a thin man in a white hospital gown.
The thin man smiled and said in an extremely weak voice: "Hello, I am the author of "Being Virtuous Tianzun". Thank you for liking my article. Congratulations, you have won a mysterious easter egg."
The thin man said, pointing his finger in front of Gui Hai.At this time, Gui Hai discovered that in the very center of this space, there was a rainbow-colored egg floating.
The thin man understood Guihai's thoughts and said with a smile: "This is not an ordinary egg, but an egg left by an ancient beast in this world. It is unique and unique in the world. Now I give it to you. This is the mysterious easter egg I promised."
Although the other party claimed to be Gui Hai's beloved author Da Da, but now that he suddenly came to such a strange place, Gui Hai was full of vigilance.
The author has something to say: "Being Virtuous Tianzun" is purely fictional, if you find an article with the same name, please let me know~
Guihai was in the dormitory, he couldn't wait to open Jinjiang, and clicked on the catalog page of his favorite updated and refreshing article "Being Virtuous Tianzun".
——In recent years, the novels in Jinjiang Literature City have become more and more comprehensive. In addition to vigorously developing Danmei, Lily and No CP, a new male channel has been opened recently, and the treatment is favorable, attracting some writers who have run away from Dianjia. It has attracted a large number of male readers like Gui Hai who strayed into Jinjiang to follow the author.
"Being Virtuous" tells the story of the protagonist pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and there are a lot of cool points and laughs. When I go back to the sea to read the article, I can't help but laugh every minute, making my roommate look like a joke Bi looked at him the same way.However, even so, returning to the sea feels particularly pleasant.
In addition to being good-looking, the novel is also updated very regularly. The author will explode 12 updates at around [-] noon every day.Over time, Guihai developed the habit of chasing after [-] o'clock every day.
The reason why today is 5 minutes earlier is because yesterday the author said that there is an easter egg in the end chapter of Weibo sharing!
Specifically, it is written like this:
"The author has something to say:
The 1000 million word novel will be finished tomorrow.
In order to thank everyone for their support, Easter eggs will be distributed tomorrow:
Weibo shares the link of the latest chapter,
The top [-] will get a set of physical books with autographs;
The first one to share and like fifteen characters will get a mysterious egg.
Also, note that the classification of this article has been changed from "Male Video" to "Pure Love". "
Guihai followed the author from Dianjia to Jinjiang, just to read the latest chapters for the first time, and the degree of fan can be imagined; but now, with the opportunity to get a complete set of physical books signed by the author, how could he not excited?
Gui Hai's attention was almost attracted by the easter eggs. Even though he saw that the author had changed the attribute classification of "male frequency" to "pure love", he didn't think much about it. He just thought: pure love probably refers to pure love. love it.
Indeed, the love described in the article "Being Virtuous" is pure, and the only woman who is relatively close to the protagonist is the protagonist's innocent and lovely junior sister.Moreover, it has reached 1000 million words now, and the junior sister is still purely making soy sauce, accounting for less than one percent of the full text, without any physical contact, and without any ambiguous plot.
On the other hand, the villain Shi Yunfeng, a male character in this article, appears [-] times more than the junior sister, and the description of the bright and dark lines accounts for a quarter of the full text.
It's not a problem that the heroine plays soy sauce and there are many villains.Guihai completely ignored the author's move to change the male part to pure love, and only looked forward to the ending and only paid attention to the easter eggs.
For the physical book, for the autograph, and for the mysterious egg, I was very active in everything I did before returning home, and this time I am also very active.He has already pulled out all the network cables of his roommates on the switch to avoid competing with himself for network speed; the wireless network card is ready to avoid disconnection; the laptop battery is fully charged, and will not miss the opportunity to grab eggs due to a sudden power failure ;Adjust the interception level of small advertisement blocking to the highest level, so as to display the page faster; the computer time and the time of Jinjiang website have been calibrated, accurate to 0.001 seconds. The fifteen characters have been written long ago, just copy and paste...
In addition to the above-mentioned actions, Guihai also specially created a small Easter egg program that connects mouse points + keyboard keys + Weibo sharing + pastes fifteen characters, so as not to let poor hand speed become an obstacle to grab the Easter eggs.
Now, just wait for the author to release the big update.
Gui Hai stared nervously at the computer screen. When the clock pointed to 59:30:[-], the Easter egg applet started to run, the page was refreshed, and the latest chapter was released!There are Easter egg applet cheating, buying V, Weibo sharing and fifteen-character likes and comments, @Author, all completed within one second!
After the Easter Egg Mini Program finished running, Gui Hai looked at the tweet with more than fifteen characters of likes in satisfaction: "The ending chapter is so wonderful, so beautiful! It has met all expectations! Looking forward to the new article!"
With a cheat device, it should be faster than most people, right?Easter eggs can't be counted on, and I hope to be ranked in the top twenty.
When the Weibo sharing was completed, Guihai put the matter aside, clicked on the ending chapter, and began to watch today's ending update with great anticipation.
It was written in the last chapter that the insidious protagonist Baili Bufan finally gained the same strength as the great villain Shi Yunfeng, successfully counterattacked, climbed to the position of the first heavenly lord in the fairy world, led countless younger brothers, and brought various magic weapons, Set up multiple schemes to draw alone the demon emperor Shi Yunfeng, who has unified the demon world for many years and dominates all corners of the world with sword qi, to have a big showdown with an overwhelming victory!
Although the article "Being Virtuous Tianzun" already has 1000 million words, the climax comes wave after wave, and there are new ideas every day. It will never be boring, and there is no sign of unfinished. , are all very much looking forward to the arrival of the cool ending.
However, today the author did not explode 3000 words, but it was very strange, only more than [-] words.Readers who read ten lines at a glance will finish reading it in a while.
At [-]:[-], when Gui Hai was still chewing and enjoying his beloved novel, the comment area was already exploded.
One after another high-rise buildings were built, and basically they all scored negative points. All the readers spoke fiercely, criticizing one after another: "How could it become like this! My cute little junior sister! No wonder there are so few appearances. , author, did you change the core today? The soul is back!"
"It's really unique to write the protagonist of Shuangwen to death."
"It's okay to tell me that the main character dies after the end, but he's still a Ji, as if he was enjoying the most delicious food, but suddenly found that he bit off half a caterpillar..."
"I have been chasing the article for a year, and I have been looking forward to the author's update. Today is finally over, so I let the thunder kill us? Conscience was gnawed by Erha?"
"I already knew that there are many rotten women in Jinjiang, but I didn't expect that even the author is also rotten, and I will never come to Jinjiang again!"
——These are relatively gentle, and what's more, they would curse the author for having no paper in the bathroom!Simply.
At [-]:[-], Guihai saw the scene where the protagonist suddenly confessed his love to the villain.
At this time, the protagonist Baili Bufan has been successfully drawn out by Shi Yunfeng alone, and the design is trapped.
The original text is as follows:
"Weak water is drowning, and the feathers sink. Even if you are an immortal, it is difficult to fly across; Li Bufan sacrificed two magic weapons at the same time. Even though Shi Yunfeng is the number one master in the demon world, after defeating a thousand immortals in the fairy world, he was exhausted and could only sink weakly in the water, holding Kunlun with his sword.
Shi Yunfeng was pressed on the bed of the Weak Water River, coupled with the weight of the entire Kunlun Mountains, causing wounds of all sizes on his body to burst one after another, and the blood was soaked in the Weak Water and then sank into the river bed.Also sinking into the river bed were the corpses of hundreds of immortal cultivators killed in the fierce battle just now.
As time went by, more and more blood flowed from Shi Yunfeng's body.
But even so, there was still no emotion on Shi Yunfeng's face.The cyan weak water, cyan clothes, and brown blood stains made his face even colder and more arrogant.No matter how heavy the Kunlun Seal is, no matter how much Baili Bufan increases its weight by tens of thousands of times, Shi Yunfeng still supports the Kunlun Seal with the Potian Sword in his hand. fall.
Baili Bufan didn't dare to go forward, and said via voice transmission: "If you surrender to me, I will spare your life as a brother."
Shi Yunfeng's bottomless black pupils swept over Baili Bufan, as well as the group of immortal cultivators hiding and watching behind him, with a sneer on his lips: "I won't spare any of them."
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere changed suddenly.The ascetics who came to encircle and suppress sacrificed their magic weapons one after another, fearing that Shi Yunfeng would suddenly emit sword energy if he had the strength to spare, which would endanger their lives.
What Baili Bufan dislikes the most is Shi Yunfeng's appearance, no matter how embarrassed he is, Shi Yunfeng will never bow his head, his whole body is arrogant.
And what he loves the most is Shi Yunfeng who has always dismissed him. "
It's pretty normal up to this point, the villain can finally be at the mercy of the protagonist without moving. According to the author's inertia, the protagonist should have a good time next time.However, without the slightest precaution, in the next sentence, the protagonist flew forward to confess his love.
Guihai was particularly shocked.
Is this a confession?
Can a man confess to a man?
Look at it more clearly, really, the protagonist confessed to the villain.
confessed.
It's white.
The.
……
In the protagonist's confession, everything he did was because he fell in love with the villain.
Then, the protagonist in the confession was stabbed to death by Shi Yunfeng.
Then, no more...
Although the ending unfolded so smoothly, Gui Hai's attention was not on the protagonist's accidental death at all, he was still immersed in the description of seeing the protagonist for the first time.
When he saw that the protagonist confessed to Shi Yunfeng, the number one expert in the demon world, the ruthless Shi Yunfeng, the handsome Shi Yunfeng... Guihai's eyes widened, his heart jumped, and he was shocked. Yu, imagine the protagonist and the villain together, he will feel very emotional.
——It’s scary, why does he feel so emotional?
Twelve past twelve.
Guihai's roommate suddenly patted him on the shoulder, which startled Guihai, because at this time, Jinjiang's page was still stuck on the protagonist's confession.
I only heard my roommate say in an excited voice: "Look out of the window! What is that black vortex?"
Guihai heard the words and looked back.With just one glance, the whole person lost consciousness and was sucked in like this.
The next day, reports like this filled the headlines:
#Weird video real shot!Aliens abduct youth? #
#Time-space rift?The college student in the dormitory disappeared for no reason#
#The strange disappearance in front of the computer!Mysterious black hole in the sky#
The black vortex that suddenly appeared sucked away the students in the university dormitory, causing extensive discussions from all walks of life, but there was no accurate statement.
The only insider is Guihai.
Guihai was swallowed by the black hole and lost consciousness.When his consciousness returned, he found himself in a pure white and boundless space.Opposite him was a thin man in a white hospital gown.
The thin man smiled and said in an extremely weak voice: "Hello, I am the author of "Being Virtuous Tianzun". Thank you for liking my article. Congratulations, you have won a mysterious easter egg."
The thin man said, pointing his finger in front of Gui Hai.At this time, Gui Hai discovered that in the very center of this space, there was a rainbow-colored egg floating.
The thin man understood Guihai's thoughts and said with a smile: "This is not an ordinary egg, but an egg left by an ancient beast in this world. It is unique and unique in the world. Now I give it to you. This is the mysterious easter egg I promised."
Although the other party claimed to be Gui Hai's beloved author Da Da, but now that he suddenly came to such a strange place, Gui Hai was full of vigilance.
The author has something to say: "Being Virtuous Tianzun" is purely fictional, if you find an article with the same name, please let me know~
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