Overlord's canary wants to divorce every day

The cult here is bustling with the Chinese New Year, and it is spreading everywhere that it is not a loss to invest in shares.

On the other hand, the CP fans who defected from "The Strongest Actor" were very depressed.

Most of them are the bossy x little fresh meat combination who stand in line, and they have been fighting with the evil|religious cp powder knives, guns, sticks, you come and me, and they are tearing|forced to tear each other.

In this round, he was beaten very badly. He was pressed and rubbed repeatedly but could not fight back. His mentality collapsed so badly that he could only keep swiping the screen in the comment area: [What the hell did Mr. He do? Our Xiaochi is about to enter Grouped, Huanyu didn't move at all.Don't you love your artist? 】Every time at this time, there will always be rational fans jumping out to popularize science,

[Sisters upstairs, don't panic, Mr. He is of course busy to expand the territory of Xiaochi and buy Datang for us.Congratulations to the harvester of the business tycoon, the leader of the leek garden community, and the scissorhands of the capital world.Money-burning weapon.Lin, go! ] I don’t know if it has received a sincere call from the majority of netizens. Two days later, the famous marketing account Big V broke the news that Huanyu Group intends to directly invest in the crew of "Ming Ming", and the details are still under discussion between the two parties.

Ba Zong's cp fans survived a desperate situation, weeping with joy, and got up again to fight with the boss for [-] rounds.

But in fact, Huanyu didn't really invest money in the crew of "Ming Ming". Of course, the willingness is not He Lin's reluctance, but Tan Gu's reluctance.

Before He Lin met Mr. Tan, he had never believed that there were people in this world who would refuse the money sent to their door. But the fact is that it is so mysterious. Of course, Mr. Tan has his own considerations.

First, his team is not short of money, so there is no reason to have to find a rich man to support him.Second, Director Tan requires absolute control over the entire movie, and no investor can be allowed to take away the right to speak. When the time comes to insert a small fresh meat today and implant a wave of advertisers tomorrow, Director Tan really can't think about it. Bald.

In fact, He Lin really didn't think too much about it. He was mainly afraid that Chi Ye's life would suffer after joining the group.

After all, it is a costume drama, and there are war plots, the shooting environment is definitely not that good, and with Tan Gu's devotion to art, who knows if all the staff will sleep in the Datong shop because of the tight capital chain one day.

He Lin was very worried. When he thought of the possibility of others sticking to his beautiful body in Xiaochi, he couldn't help but start to pinch the mud that had been neglected for a long time.

Lin Yishui was most afraid of He Lin taking mud.

Fortunately, he was forced to help Chi Ye do business for a few rounds before. He knows more about the entertainment industry and has more experience than He Lin, so he came up with a more planb that day.

"Mr. He, if you don't accept investment, there are actually other ways, such as donating money." Lin Yishui's voice was still like an AI, and he automatically swallowed the second half of the sentence, "Anyway, you like to spend money without looking at splashes."

He Lin didn't quite understand, don't things like donations only target mentally handicapped children?Even for your own children.

Lin Yishui was too lazy to educate the CEO and took direct action.

A few days later, the life producer of the "Ming Ming" crew received the first wave of fan aid, including reclining chairs, heaters, balance cars, small tables, stools, and even snail noodles, self-heating pots and sticks sugar.

The producer of life was very puzzled by the two-meter-long "Chi Ye's aid receipt sheet".

It is normal for fans to send support items to celebrities, and they have indeed received some life papers. , but such a complete, comprehensive, and careful delivery is too rare, especially now that the crew hasn't started it yet, isn't it a bit early for snail noodles?Aren't you afraid of expiration?

The life producer couldn't help it, so he approached Chi Ye in private, "Do those fans of yours own department stores?"

Chi Ye looked at this unimaginable way of throwing money, it was a familiar recipe and a familiar taste, as if he vaguely knew who this "home-run department store" fan was.

Chi Ye waved his hands inexplicably at the life producer, "Buddha said, don't say it."

That night, when Chi Ye returned to the villa from the film crew, He Lin was sitting in the dining room with a cup of coffee in front of him, obviously waiting for himself to eat while reading the financial report.

Chi Ye took the initiative to sit down on the chair closest to He Lin, and took out the list of aids that he took pictures from the life producer to show He Lin.

The latter categorically denied it after only a glance, claiming that he had no knowledge of it, and blamed Lin Yishui unprincipled.

He Lin spoke righteously, "This is Assistant Lin's proposal, and I rejected it at the time. I didn't expect him to do it on his own."

Chi Ye raised his eyebrows, "I don't believe it."

He Lin argued hard, "It's true. Look, these things don't hurt or itch, how much is it worth if you give them away every day?"

By implication, that's it?That's it?It's not at all worthy of the taste and aura of my overlord.

Chi Ye thought about it for a while, and it seemed that there was some truth to it. After all, He Lin really disdained those who spent less than six or seven figures.

Sure enough, He Lin put down the financial report and pressed it on the dining table, leaned closer to Chi Ye, and said solemnly, "Actually, according to my opinion, just donate to a hotel, so you don't have to worry about other actors sleeping in a big hotel." On the bunk, the arms are next to the thighs, and it is difficult to turn over..."

Chi Ye was caught off guard when he heard about the treatment of his crew, and he was also very shocked, "Why should I sleep in the Datong shop?"

He Lin and his thoughts were not on the same line, frowning and thinking, "Are you two more months away from joining the team? I just don't know if it's too late to start laying the foundation now and build the hotel? To start construction in the barren mountains, Lin Yishui has to find a reliable construction team and pay more."

Chi Ye couldn't figure it out, "Although Director Tan usually seems to be a bit thrifty, but his team is rich, so he can't even afford to live in a standard room, right?"

He Lin stared at him, "You want to live in a standard room? Who will you sleep with? Tan Gu?"

Mr. Butler just put the soup on the dining table, when he heard the words, he immediately comforted He Lin, "Master Chi will only sleep with you!"

The old housekeeper smacked and added emphatically, "Yes, you two, sleep."

Chi Ye: "..."

He Lin: "..."

In recent days, Chi Ye did sleep with He Lin every day, but it was limited to sleeping together.

Gao Yi, a capitalist squeezer, is a rare good guy, and did not arrange more work for Chi Ye. Apart from some necessary publicity, he only ran to the production team from time to time to let Chi Ye get familiar with the environment and Tan Gu.

Of course, it is more important to be familiar with He Lin.

Gao Yi has been very disturbed recently. He Lin didn't know that she signed the contract with Chi Ye that stipulated that the filming location of "Ming Ming" was in the deep mountains and old forests, and even the WiFi signal was intermittent, and the management was closed, and no leave was allowed.

For three whole months.

Gao Yi was very afraid that He Lin would force Chi to reject the show in a fit of anger after learning the inside story, and kept Ren in captivity at home and was not allowed to go anywhere. After all, Mr. He had never done such a thing.

Gao Yi thinks very comprehensively, give them more time alone, let Chi Ye get bored before joining the group, maybe the two will get tired of seeing each other by then.

But ideals are always fuller than reality.

The two of them really got along day and night recently, and Mr. Housekeeper even asked the decoration team of the original main room to do their best to be lazy and grind the work, so that the work must not be completed within two months.

Then he packed Chi Ye's quilt and pillows and stuffed them down on He Lin's bed.

But, however, nothing happened.

Don't ask outsiders how to tell, just Chi Ye's effortless way of doing leg presses and splits every day, if he really did something, then I'm too sorry.

Lin Yishui observed secretly for several days, and finally couldn't help it. While He Lin was lifting weights in the gym, he quietly approached Chi Ye and asked, "Do you wear an eighteen-layer bulletproof titanium alloy combination lock to sleep every day? "

Chi Ye was also worried, "What can I do, I even put on rabbit pajamas, your second master is just sitting still!"

Lin Yishui was taken aback, "Is it really not messy?"

Chi Ye, "...So, also, maybe... Messy? Anyway, the quilt and pillows on the bed are quite messy."

Lin Yishui thought for a long time, thinking about He Lin's hobbies, "Why don't you change your pajamas into Peppa Pig's."

Chi Ye felt physically disgusted at the thought of that lunch box, and said "tch", "It's better not to try the Thai Night Meng that Uncle Zhu said."

Lin Yishui taught him, "Drugs without domestic approval should not be used indiscriminately. You must think about your happiness for the rest of your life. What if it doesn't work in the future?"

Chi Ye was extremely frustrated, and Hulu brushed his hair, "Actually, Mr. He obviously couldn't bear it, but I don't know why he has to restrain himself, and he doesn't know what auspicious day he is waiting for..."

Lin Yishui seemed to understand suddenly.

On the surface, He Lin looks like a western-style elite, but in fact, he has been influenced by Chinese culture since he was a child. He is very traditional and has a strong sense of responsibility.That's why he and the original owner only had one messy affair, but they still agreed to marry him back home.

Now that He Lin cherishes Chi Ye so much, he naturally won't let Chi Ye follow him in such a vague way. At least there will be a complete set of ceremony procedures, and the wedding ceremony is indispensable.

Lin Yishui wondered that He Lin might not be able to reach the step that Chi Ye longed for until the witnesses loudly announced that they would be sent to the bridal chamber.

Lin Yishui patted Chi Ye's shoulder with great sympathy, "Wait slowly, there will always be hope once in this life."

Chi Ye was practicing character design recently, took a deep breath, smiled calmly, patted Lin Yishui's shoulder back, said goodbye politely, then turned around and wrote Lin Yishui's name in the void, with about seven or eight crosses.

Then go upstairs to the gym to find He Lin.

The next morning, Chi Ye woke up in He Lin's arms, refreshed, chrysanthemums were peaceful, and there was no soreness in his body.

Chi Ye was wrapped in a quilt in a daze for a while.

See through

Full of apprehension about his own future.

The time spent together day and night has not passed enough, and the two ushered in the day when the two places separated.

Gao Yi has already urged her three times, and by the third time, her attitude was very tough, claiming that if Chi Ye didn't show up again, she would directly block her under the covers and arrest him.

Chi Ye didn't have the nerve to say that he really wanted to be blocked, and tried to see if he could stimulate Mr. He's potential from another angle.

For Gao Yi's few hairs, Chi Ye moved quickly. It only took half a day to pack up and rush to the airport.

"The second master said that he would send him by private jet." Lin Yishui drove Chi Ye himself, and explained to him while giving directions, "But she was stopped by the senior director. She was afraid that Mr. Tan would not like you, so she would leave Chi Ye before she joined the group." This style of acting is too ostentatious, and the influence is not good."

Chi Ye has no obsession with private jets at all.

He turned his head and looked at the nanny car that was following him. Inside was the captain of the bodyguard and an entire security team. Chi Ye hissed, "Aren't they called Zhang Yang?"

Lin Yishui smiled, "Mr. He said, if you don't like it, the bodyguard captain and the others can't go back."

Chi Ye regained his spirit, "Really?"

"But there are conditions," Lin Yishui said with a blank expression, "Mr. He needs to join the team to accompany you in person."

Chi Ye, "..."

"If you need it, I'll call the secretary's office right now and arrange for Mr. He to work remotely for the next three months." Lin Yishui spoke at an even pace like AI, with a straight look, "If necessary, you should need a mobile operator in the mountains. Find an open space to install the new base station, after all"

Chi Ye couldn't stand such treatment, and quickly waved his hands, "No, no."

Chi Ye, "Let Mr. He take care of his health, go to bed early and get up early, and drink plenty of water."

Lin Yishui rolled his eyes, cast his eyes out of the window, suddenly his expression froze, he paused for a few seconds and said, "You can tell him these words in person."

At this moment, the car had already driven into the airport terminal, and Chi Ye looked in the direction of Lin Yishui's gaze. Behind the large floor-to-ceiling glass in the VIP lounge was the familiar and straight figure.

He Lin, he still came to see him off.

Chi Ye will be in the group this time, and will stay for at least three or four months, fully enclosed.Time is not long, but if it is short, it is not short for couples who have just established a relationship.

It must be reluctant.

But neither of them liked the feeling of being sent back and forth.Even though they are both healthy and healthy, they still want to hold their hands together and look at their tearful eyes, choking speechlessly. It's like saying goodbye to life and death in a third-rate film and television drama at eight o'clock. So we discussed it one night in advance. If there is no send-off session, Chi Ye should go. He Lin should be busy.

Chi Ye left, but He Lin didn't hold back, and asked the driver to turn around on the way to the group. The driver is no longer used to Mr. He's occasional whim, so without saying a word, he turned around and went straight to the airport.

He Lin thought that he was more thoughtful, so he just sneaked over to take a look, hid in the crowd, and went back when Chi Ye's back disappeared at the boarding gate, without anyone noticing.

But I didn't expect that the top-level waiting room of the terminal building is too luxurious, and there are more waiters than VIPs... Even the air is thin, and there are no crowds at all.

Chi Ye jumped out of the car, and slapped the glass twice through the door of the waiting room.

He Lin was a little embarrassed, the high-cold person had set up a burden for many years, and it didn't mean that he could just throw it away.

But looking at Chi Ye's bright eyes, he felt that he couldn't bear to let him down, he hesitated and slowly stretched out his hand, spread his five fingers and pressed it on the glass.

Facing Chi Ye's palm.

Lin Yishui who just parked the car; "...", do you have to be so bored?

The captain of the bodyguard and everyone who followed closely behind said: "...", the second master has been taken away? .

Chi Ye, "...???"

I just want to call you out, after all, I don't have a VIP card, so I can't enter this lounge.

For a costume drama, the art design comes first, Mr. Gu Gu is worthy of being an elite team of big producers, the art director led the workers to restore every plant and tree, and it took half a year to set up the set alone.

Chi Ye landed into the mountain and passed a desolate and rugged mountain road. As soon as he entered the group, he was faced with an overwhelming array of battles. He subconsciously touched his knee.

Several key scenes were even erected temporarily according to the shape of palaces in the Han and Tang Dynasties.

Chi Ye didn't quite understand, since he was going to take pictures of palaces and pavilions, why did he have to go into the mountains?Just go directly to Hengdian.

The little assistant who came to pick up Chi Ye explained to him with a smile, "Those fake palaces in Hengdian are too exquisite, and they don't meet Director Tan's requirements. They can't shoot the shocking momentum of broken mountains and rivers and wind blowing catkins."

The little assistant found Chi Ye's suitcase, and added, "Director Tan said, if you want to bring the audience a sense of substitution and reality, you must first let the actors be there."

Chi Ye nodded, now he more or less understands how rich people play.

Tan Gu's filming habits are different from Xie Wenli in "Youth Promise You" before. The old man works fast and resolutely. Chi Ye has just arranged a residence, and before he has time to drink, someone has already delivered costumes.

Chi Ye is not squeamish either. When he was fighting for his life on the set in his previous life, the conditions of hanging wires, blasting scenes, extras, and stand-ins were all as good as they are now. At that time, he didn't have the opportunity to rest for half a minute.

Chi Ye took the costume from the makeup assistant with a smile, without any airs, and shook it off with his hand raised.

The makeup assistant was also recently recruited into the team, and he didn't know much about Chi Ye, only that he was the number one male who suddenly fell from the sky while stepping on the heads of countless big-name movie stars.

I thought he was such a domineering person, but I didn't expect that he seemed to be quite talkative.

The makeup assistant saw Chi Ye's costume shaken off, calling it a compliment, it was clearly just a few broken sacks sewn together.

Scratching my head, I was a little embarrassed, "This set is from the previous episodes. It seems that the clothes in the back look better. They are all made of top-quality materials with bronzing embroidery and dark patterns."

Chi Ye draped it on his body casually, and said with a smile, "I know, it doesn't matter, it fits pretty well, doesn't it?"

Chi Ye watched it several times while staying at home, and knew the plot well.

At the beginning of the whole play, the hero Ling Shuo of "Ming Ming" was just a prisoner of a defeated country and could only wear sacks.

At that time, the Central Plains was ruled by many small countries, and there were constant wars and disputes. Ling Shuo was talented and intelligent. He was picked out by the prince from many captive slaves at that time. He was raised by his side and taught him martial arts. The purpose was to help him achieve success one day. overlord.

Originally, the plot developed according to this main line, and the plot of the movie was as plain as water, and at most it could be regarded as a third-rate movie in theaters.

But the legend of the screenwriter is legendary. He changed his style of writing and created an unusual relationship between Ling Shuo and the prince, but because of the prince's self-willedness, this relationship ended without a problem.

Thus, Ling Shuo rose to the top. With the help of the golden finger given to him by the screenwriter, he no longer had feelings, gods blocked and killed gods, and Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas.

Chi Ye walked into the set wearing a sack, and the first scene was about to play the process of Ling Shuo being captured.

Tan Gu's performance was very expressive, holding up the trumpet and shouting, "There is a huge difference in strength, Ling Shuo and your side basically don't need to resist."

"Imagine giving Zhuge Liang a Gundam with an enhanced company and asking him to capture a public kindergarten. Ling Shuo, you play it for me as a child in the kindergarten who has not grown up."

Ike Eki has rich experience in this area.

With a steel wire half as thick as a finger tied to his body, and Wia's clothes on his head, Chi Ye could roll all over the ground and fly around, looking disfigured from the inside out.

In several shots, Ling Shuo's continuous high-speed movement was accurately captured, and his expressions and movements were very full.

"Okay!" Tan Gu clapped his hands and passed in one shot.

The first day of shooting was very successful, everyone was very happy, and Tan Gu gave Chi Ye half a cup of wolfberry water in a thermos with satisfaction.

In the next few weeks, there will be continuous high-intensity shooting.

Grandpa Tan strives for excellence in filming, he likes to polish details, and he is not afraid of wasting effort.

Chi Ye, as the leading male lead in the whole play, is obliged to spend time with him day and night. He often repeats a scene over and over again to find the feeling, and when he returns to the room after work, he realizes that it has already been the next day. morning.

It's rare for Chi Ye to even sleep for a whole block now. A reclining chair is set up on the set, and he sleeps whenever he has time, and he doesn't even have time to look at his mobile phone.

Gao Yi came to visit the set from time to time, took time to deliver supplies to Chi Ye, and brought along the coffee dessert that He Lin had fully reimbursed to help Chi Ye manage his relationship with the crew.

In the past few times, Gao Yi has a smile full of accomplishment on his face every time he comes.

"This is the first wave of Reuters photos," Gao Yi held up his phone to show Chi Ye, "It took three trending searches within half an hour after it was sent out."

Chi Ye had just been taken down from the roof, and had taken several sets of coercive shots. He was so exhausted that he lay on the bed and didn't even bother to move his fingers. Hearing the words, he said casually, "We bought it again?"

"No, no." Gao Yi waved her hands excitedly, "I just bought two. The remaining one is pure tap water!"

Chi Ye smacked and felt that this sentence was wrong. It sounded full of flaws. Gao Yi rarely showed an expression of relief like an old mother on his face. He patted Chi Ye's calf leaning on the side of the bed, He said earnestly, "You, you can finally be on the trending list by yourself."

Chi Ye carefully recalled it for half a second, "How do I remember that I was also on the hot search before, and you were still trying to get it down?"

Gao Ye sneered, "Can it be the same? It used to be called bundling hype, selling rot, and supporting them. It's all a mess. This time, I'm really praising your acting skills and dedication."

Chi Ye took the phone lazily and scrolled through the comment section.

[Wow, this look is too handsome!The frail young man is dripping with blood, but his skin is fairer and his features are more beautiful. I love it! 】【Xiaochi is really dedicated, that coercion hangs on his body, it hurts, you can see that he has bruises on his arms, I feel sorry for my brother for a minute. ] Chi Ye tilted his head and took a look at the war-damaged makeup painted on his forearm, which hadn't come and was removed, and couldn't help shaking his head. What kind of taste do these little girls have now? It's hung up.

The author has something to say: I will retweet the text of cp again ￣￣After binding the shame program, I have a relationship with the bully boss by Eyebrows and Swords

Qi Yu, a genius engineer, is serious and gentle.

He never thought that he would transmigrate into an AI lover. In order to survive, he was forced to bind the system program, but he underestimated the lower limit of the program's shame, and the tasks he received became more and more indescribable...

And the target of his strategy is none other than Bo Qingyan, whom he offended...

System: Did you tease the boss today?

Qi Yu: No, Bo Qingyan only wants to dismantle the phone violently.

#Overlord User Experience#

Qi Yu: Put on a lace apron to act as a gentle husband.

Bo Qingyan: My brain is broken, take it apart and have a look.

Qi Yu: Wagging its fluffy tail and meowing.

Bo Qingyan: Robot shedding hair?Get my vacuum cleaner here.

Qi Yu: The body is transformed into an omega that is hot all over.

Bo Qingyan: It's okay, just give it a call and it will be fine.

many days later...

Qi Yu lay on the cold metal bed with a resentful expression on his face: "Sir, have you finished repairing it? I feel like it's going to break."

Bo Qingyan indifferently opened his skirt: "Don't act like a baby, you don't look like him when you act like a baby."

after that

Qi Yu leaned on Bo Qingyan's knee, holding back his shame and showing the back of his neck: "Sir, please, take a bite."

Looking at the snow-white and powdery skin, the aloof CEO couldn't keep calm anymore

So cute.

Edible Guidelines:

1. Pseudo-sci-fi, essential cookies, 1v1, he.

2. Innocent straight male Cancer Gong vs dull and cold engineer Shou

3. The robot simulation level is 1:1, which is a perfect replica of the protagonist, and will leave the robot form in the later stage.

感谢在2021-01-0615:26:23￣2021-01-1221:52:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦￣感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：老皖一定会暴富1瓶；非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！