It's not easy being a hostess

Su Wei: "Be honest, what did you paint my face like?"

Leng Siqing avoided her gaze, pointed at her toes and said, "It's probably like your Meipai software filter turned on to [-]%."

The king of mountains among monsters.

Su Wei's complexion eased: "What, isn't that beautiful, I thought you drew me as a monster."

【Be confident, Weiwei!You are not a monster! 】

[You are fighting against Buddha! 】

[Su Wei: What kind of human suffering is this. 】

Leng Siqing was shocked when she heard the word "monster", felt the peak of guilt, and resolutely chose to surrender.

"It's abstract beauty at best."

Su Wei panicked: "You painted my face like a Picasso painting?!"

Leng Siqing begged for the resurrection armor: "I can fix it, give me a chance."

Su Wei's eyelids twitched: "Remedy?"

"Ok!"

Leng Siqing nodded heavily, grabbed the makeup remover on the table, bent at [-] degrees, and raised her wrist above her head.

"Please use!"

Su Wei: =dish=

Leng Siqing peeked at Su Wei's face, hesitated for a moment, hooked back with one hand, and picked up a bottle of lotion.

Still two bottles are safer.

【Give the big guy makeup remover.jpg】

[Slapping the table and laughing wildly, the lotion should be endorsed by you 2333]

[Sister Leng tried to clean up the crime scene==+]

[Repeatedly jump ORZ on the verge of death]

【Teacher Leng, isn't it good to be alive? 】

The manager's hand speed, which has been single for 28 years, seems to exist just for this moment. He tapped the phone in a swish, and his thumb shook quickly.

——The live broadcast is over, and you will be rewarded with a new bag!Cure all diseases, tolerate all things, fight the world... including humiliation and humiliation!

The bag fell from the sky like timely rain, blocking Su Wei's crater that was on the verge of eruption.

Su Wei's tone softened in an instant: "It doesn't matter, as a novice, you will always make mistakes. Let me see what you draw first."

Leng Siqing tried to stop: "Slow down!"

late.

Su Wei personally picked up her small vanity mirror in the shape of a pink fairy wand, and turned the mirror to face directly opposite her face.

Su Wei: "!"

Hey, where is the evildoer!

Frightened and angry, she exerted force with both hands, and broke the fairy wand with a "click".

Break, break, it!

The star mirror, whose body and head were separated, fell to Leng Siqing's feet impartially.

Leng Siqing took a step back, and then took another step... half of her body was out of the camera.

Glancing at the shattered mirror with lingering fear, Leng Siqing swallowed.

Su Wei slapped down furiously, and she might die.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the manager gestured frantically: I will buy you two bags, two!

Su Wei slowly opened her palm, then circled her thumb and little finger, and raised the three fingers in the middle: without three bags, no one would even think about leaving get off work today.

The broker nodded with tears in his eyes, and broke the fortune to eliminate the disaster.

【Weiwei made a gesture, what do you mean?swear? 】

[I swear that the fingers are joined together, this is obviously incense! 】

[System prompt: Su Xia lit three sticks of incense in front of Leng Zhuangshi's grave. 】

[Sister Leng left very peacefully, please don't read. 】

[There is a loquat tree in the courtyard, which was planted by the anchor when he died, and now it is as graceful as a roof. 】

Three bags, buy two people's lives, no loss.

Su Wei snorted and glared at Leng Siqing.

"After the makeup is over, what should I do?"

Leng Siqing didn't dare to vent her anger, so she quickly picked up her mobile phone, aiming at Su Wei's face and taking continuous pictures.

"Photograph."

Su Wei was so angry that she almost couldn't catch her breath, she turned to stare at the agent who was helping him.

The manager stood up straight, mouthing like a repeater: bag, bag, bag, bag, bag...

Su Wei: "..."

Su Wei: All right, I will bear it.

Su Wei tried her best to keep her voice steady: "It's time to remove your makeup, dear."

Leng Siqing nodded quickly: "You are right."

Leng Siqing shook off the cotton pad, poured makeup remover on it, and watched the storm go away...

Leng Siqing: "Pfft."

"sorry."

Leng Siqing pinched the dripping cotton pad with one hand, covered her lips with a fist with the other, turned her head, her face was flushed.

"I can't bear the sudden encounter with your face."

Su Wei: Excuseme?

Leng Siqing pinched her thigh hard, cleared her throat and said, "To be precise, I can't stand the layers of makeup on your face. Your face is very good, very good."

Su Wei asked the agent: "My lungs exploded. Is it considered a work-related injury? Is there a labor subsidy?"

Manager: "Bao, Bao, Bao...Pfft, don't look at me."

Su Wei was furious: "Is my face so funny?!"

【Have. 】

【funny. 】

【Your face is very good, very good... laugh. 】

Su Wei was so angry that one Buddha was born and the other two ascended to heaven. She got up and snatched Leng Siqing's phone.

"I want to see how you see me!"

Leng Siqing dissuaded: "Don't."

But Su Wei's strength is no match for her.

Su Wei flipped through the photo album on her mobile phone angrily, but she just didn't believe in evil.

Leng Siqing looked at her anxiously.

Su Wei: "..."

Su Wei: "Pfft."

Su Wei: "Oh my god, why do I look like a baboon so much?"

Su Wei slapped the table and laughed wildly. After laughing, she felt very unwilling. She forced her face back, crossed her waist, and said to Leng Siqing:

"No, you have to let me make up too. If I become Monkey King, you have to be Rafiki. We have the best combination of Chinese and Western."

Seeing that Su Wei had calmed down, Leng Siqing could say anything and agreed, but she just had one question.

"Who is Rafiki?"

The manager explained with an indescribable expression: "Rafiki is the wise man in "The Lion King", and also... a mandrill."

The mandrill is the largest monkey primate in the world.

Leng Siqing: "..."

Su Wei's revenge came too fast, like a tornado.

[This live broadcast is worth watching, it's so worth it, it's actually sold after sale. 】

[My stomach hurts from laughing, so I apply for an intermission. 】

【Weiwei, did you forget to take off your makeup?Talking with Brother Monkey's face, it's a good show. 】

[No, have you all automatically ignored the decapitated mirror?Even if the pole is made of plastic, it is not something ordinary people can do to break it with bare hands. 】

【Our Weiwei, people talk too much, why don't we accept it. 】

[Submit, why don't you accept it.Super Tube has come to warn, prohibiting violence in the live broadcast room. 】

【Shivering, pretending to be terrified. 】

Su Wei and Leng Siqing.

One of them is the new star leader in the beauty area, and the other is the e-sports goddess in the game area. One is sweet and pleasant, and the other is fresh and refined.

As two rising stars in the live broadcasting industry, who would have imagined that they would live broadcast a monkey show together.

Of course, those who missed the wonderful live broadcast should not be too sad, the official will release the best edited version the next day.

After all, when a person is dead, you can whip the corpse, smile^^.

At the end of the live broadcast, the agent ran faster than a rabbit, afraid of being involved in a crime scene.

Leng Siqing put both hands respectfully in front of her body, and asked Su Wei softly, "Shall I take you home?"

Su Wei didn't give her a look: "I'll take a taxi home by myself."

Leng Siqing hit a wall, touched the unnecessary dust on her nose, and said, "Okay, be careful on the road."

Su Wei pursed her lips: "Won't you fight for it?"

Leng Siqing: "Then I'll see you off?"

Su Wei: "No."

Leng Siqing was in trouble again and again.

Su Wei said, "Ask again."

Leng Siqing bit her head and said, "Together?"

Su Wei shook her head: "Well... I'll give you a chance because of your hard work in visiting the thatched cottage."

Leng Siqing secretly let out a breath.

The first time is raw, the second time is familiar, and the third time does not need to look at the navigation.

Leng Siqing was already familiar with the road from the company to Su Wei's house, and the traffic lights on the road gave green lights all the way as if they were afraid of their embarrassment.

The security guard at the gate of the community came out with a registration form for a strange vehicle. When he saw the two of them, he raised his hat brim to say hello, and went back with the form.

Su Wei got out of the car without saying a word, closed the door, took two steps, turned around, walked to the car door, and knocked on the glass.

Leng Siqing hurriedly rolled down the car window: "Did you forget to take something?"

Su Wei made a move as fast as lightning, and pressed her palm on Leng Siqing's cheek, squeezing her face into a "Chuan".

"I'm not like Brother Monkey, I'm Flower Fairy."

After finishing speaking, Su Wei let go of her hand and ran into the corridor with a rattling sound.

Leng Siqing stared blankly at her bouncing back, thinking, she is not like a flower fairy, but like a cute little rabbit.

In the evening, the two of them checked the messages of their water friends, and as expected, they got a message prompt of "99+".

Su Wei's private mailbox——

Little Eleven: I laughed so hard, when I saw Brother Hou, I thought of the blush on both cheeks, festive hahahaha!

Meteor Fish: Weiwei is about to become the savior invited by the Bodhisattva!

Yiyi: Brother Hou, come back quickly, and run away from that terrible woman.

Li Changan is very bad: I laughed my head off, and let out a destructive laugh~

Leng Siqing's private mailbox——

brainy: The contrast is really strong, interesting woman 233

Hui Changai: Sister Leng, you're gone, laughing out loud.

as well as.

Incense, incense, incense.

Leng Siqing reluctantly posted on Weibo to refute the rumors.

Leng Siqing SUNNY: I'm still alive, thank you for your concern, but it's unnecessary. [Pictures are countless Shangxiang emoticons]

Su Wei saw it, smiled slightly, kindly liked it, left a message, and forwarded it.

Su Wei VIVIAN: Some people are alive, but she is already dead. //Leng Siqing SUNNY: I'm still alive, thank you for your concern, but it's unnecessary. [picture]

Leng Siqing touched her neck, feeling a little cold.

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