It's not easy being a hostess

On a moonless night, Leng Siqing's Journey to the West Maze Water Friends Competition and Su Wei's Laughter Competition were held at the same time.

To be precise, Leng Siqing, as the organizer of the maze competition, specially invited Su Wei to act as the on-site commentator, and Su Wei also brought her own fairy goose support team.

Su Wei flipped through the player list provided by the room manager and cleared her throat.

"The first contestant is from the sponsor representative team of the Water Friends Tournament. He is the captain of the team and is also the number one on the tipping list we are familiar with. Everyone applauds and welcomes."

When Bangyi saw Leng Siqing's invitation to form a team, he excitedly gave away ten rockets on the spot, causing the audience in the live broadcast room to shout "Thank you boss".

"As we all know, Bangyi has been mistaken for our company's non-staff personnel all year round," Su Wei solemnly stated, "Here, I must explain to everyone responsibly that our agent is so picky, it is impossible to hire someone to open a small account That much money."

Leng Siqing's house manager: I testify==+

Su Wei coughed twice guiltily.

[Manager, tell me, did you offend Weiwei? 】

[Sponsor representative team hahaha, did I pay myself to compete for my own gift? 】

[Seeing that Bangyi has followed the goddess for many years, and finally had the honor to appear next to her ID, I suddenly feel very inspired. 】

"Let's guess which entrance he'll choose."

In Su Wei's notebook, there is still a record of Bang Yi's vengeance with her little anchor, so she deliberately describes him as a brash and brawny game character with blinding eyes and brilliant equipment.

"The number one on the list is thick-backed, five big and three thick. Batu Cave may be a good choice."

Bang Yi respectfully bowed to Leng Siqing, put 88 bags of silver coins on the ground, and walked towards the Batu Cave...the Banjiao Cave next to it under the eyes of everyone.

Su Wei: Tsk.

"It turned out to be a bull devil."

[Bull, tauren? 】

[The studio is dirty, I'm dirty].

[Frozen three feet is not a day's cold, the benefactor, you are already filthy. 】

【Hmph, you yellow-headed monk, you still have the guts to criticize me. 】

[What are you talking about, I can't understand. 】

【Why deceive yourself and others, you are all old gentlemen. 】

[Please pay attention to the scale of the barrage, warn once, and you will be banned immediately afterwards. 】

Bangyi had just walked a few steps when there was a fork in front of him.

Su Wei: "Men left and women right, I guess he chooses left."

As soon as Su Wei finished speaking, Bangyi walked decisively to the right.

Su Wei: "..."

She asked Leng Siqing: "Can the contestants hear me?"

Leng Siqing: "Yes."

Su Wei: "Then they will know my choice?"

"It's okay, you don't know the correct answer, and..." Leng Siqing paused and didn't say anything further.

Su Wei asked: "And what?"

Leng Siqing: "Nothing."

Su Wei patted the table: "Say!"

Leng Siqing's voice weakened: "Your choice is a distraction item, and it is also one of the obstacles in the competition."

Su Wei: (╯-_-)╯┴—┴

[Sister Leng, you're such a ruthless woman, you won't let the commentary go unnoticed. 】

[Please viewers cherish this game, there will be no second session after it ends. 】

[Because the organizer may not survive tonight. 】

Su Wei grabbed the microphone: "Hey, hey, can you hear the top one? Believe me, a woman's intuition is very accurate!"

Bang stopped walking, made a thoughtful movement, then took out a large winter cotton hat from his backpack, put it on, and tightly covered his ears.

Rank [-]: Don't listen, don't listen, I won't listen.

Su Wei moaned and said, "You missed the truth."

Bangyi walked farther and farther on the road on the right, and soon, a new branch road appeared in front of him. This time, three roads diverged, and each road had a sign.

——Lonely day in late autumn.

——It’s swishing even if it’s not raining.

——The wind sets and the flowers fall deep.

Su Wei pondered for a moment, expressing that she didn't understand.

"Based on my intuition," Su Wei put her index and middle fingers together and pressed them on her temples, "go in the middle!"

Type one list: male left female right I choose left.

Su Wei was angry: "Why didn't you choose the left just now!"

Bangyi ignored it, and resolutely set foot on the road to the left.

At that time, he knew nothing about the future.

So, when he saw that nimble and agile figure, that naive appearance, that ruddy and charming butt, he couldn't help but scream out.

"Kiwi, why is it you!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Su Wei almost choked on the saliva.

On the screen, the cute little monkey scratches its ears and cheeks, jumps up and down, so lively.

[Kiwi hahaha, I almost thought my daughter was here, but then I thought it was wrong, they are not a game. 】

[Tsk tsk tsk, some people seem to ignore us Weiwei on the surface, but they don’t know how many live broadcasts they have watched in private. 】

[The goose farm has opened, and the sound of geese is everywhere. 】

"Wrong way."

Leng Siqing threw out a reminder.

"'Lonely Day in Late Autumn' is taken from Matsuo Basho's scarlet sentence: It is the first day of the new year, and I think of the lonely day in late autumn. Year after year, monkeys wear masks."

[I don't dare to play games without any literary literacy these days. 】

[Educating and entertaining are very good, the goddess starts the class, and I will be the first to pay the tuition. 】

[I seem to have found the way. 】

[Baidu came back in a circle, and I also know the answer. 】

[Shh, don't tell them. 】

Su Wei pouted, the barrage learning is broken.

She knew the second sentence, the famous song "Where is the sorrow? Leave the heart and go to the autumn." It is followed by Zongbasho, so that must be the correct answer.

Su Wei called the list one: "The first scarlet sentence is that the author has Basho in the name, which is far-fetched. The second song is directly on Basho, so it must be right."

Bangyi hesitated for a moment, and followed Su Wei's intention to walk in the middle of the road, because he only recognized the second sentence.

I suffered from being uneducated.

The road in the middle is not as winding as the road on the left. It is a long straight road. It is too smooth but arouses suspicion.

Just when he was considering whether to turn back as soon as possible, he caught a glimpse of a fan on the ground in front of him from the corner of his eye.

Su Wei urged: "Plantain fan, pick it up!"

Bang subconsciously ran over, and the moment he picked it up, Leng Siqing descended from the sky and set off a firework at him.

Bang Yi couldn't help but say, "I cleared the level..."

Before he finished speaking the word "Le", big bright red characters jumped out above his head.

——Player SUNNY added you to the vendetta list——

——Red name countdown: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1——

——You have fallen to the ground with serious injuries——

The first list chanted bitterly: plantains, even if it doesn’t rain———SO——SAD.

Leng Siqing is like a Google girl who has no feelings: "You picked up a fake plantain fan, believed it was real, fanned the fire more and more, and finally burned yourself to death."

Rank [-]: QAQ

[The fireworks you thought were just an illusion of the little match girl. 】

[Congratulations to the first place on the list, happy to mention the third place. 】

[How many people participated in the competition? 】

[Three. 】

【...Then I can only say: Congratulations to the first place on the list, happy to mention the third place. 】

[Weiwei has completely forgotten the duty of commentary and has become a cloud player. 】

[Sure enough, the food in other people's bowls is delicious, let her enjoy it for the first two days, and she doesn't even want to play with it. 】

[How can there be any explanation, don't we only have interference terms? 】

[Choose one of the three, perfect missed the correct option, who dares to say that it is not a skill. 】

Thirty seconds later, Bangyi, who had been revived on the spot, put on a charcoal-colored skin, and with a scarred heart, ran back to the intersection, and then ran into the right lane.

Su Wei checked Baidu and came back, but still didn't understand.

"The wind is fixed and the flowers are deep, and there is a pile of red snow outside the curtain. What does Li Qingzhao's words have to do with Basho?"

Leng Siqing explained to her: "Wukong was able to enter the Banana Cave after borrowing the Wind-fixing Pearl from the Bodhisattva."

Su Wei is so sad.

"My colleagues misunderstood me!"

The water friends sent out question marks one after another: Blame me?

Bang Yi hummed and ran to the third fork, and saw a sign in the middle of the intersection.

← Bibotan

Bobitan →

The list was stunned.

Su Wei was also dumbfounded.

"Which one is right?" Su Wei asked the water friends.

In the barrage, the witty friends immediately gave the answer.

【Bobibobibobi~】

【Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Oh~】

【Bobibobibobi, Ah!】

[Ah, Ah!]

【Followme, Followme~】

Su Wei: "..."

You are so annoying!

The author has something to say: BGM of this chapter: T-ara "BoPeepBoPeep"

Did you guys choose the right one?^^

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Little Impatiens;

Thanks to the little angel who cast mines: I love meat and meat 2; byy is not by., lazy bed, Xi, 100861;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：莫无言30瓶；刘十一12瓶；恕离7瓶；叶纸味君酒5瓶；二朵云4瓶；給个火3瓶；庸俗的人2瓶；玳瑁、日月昭昭、41204077、催更的读者君、莫德雷德Mordred1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!