It's not easy being a hostess

Su Wei shook her braid triumphantly, this is what would happen if she dared to be angry with her, a little bit.

PASS lost her heart and broke the first place on the list, she continued to introduce the second player.

"He is from our official representative team. He is an old friend Siqing and I are very familiar with - Xiao Wu from the Propaganda Department of "Douye". Everyone applauds and welcomes him."

Xiao Wu made a gesture of applauding: Thank you Teacher Su, thank you Teacher Leng, and thank you audience masters.

Su Wei smiled and said, "Student Xiao Wu is too polite."

Xiao Wu repeatedly waved his hands: I am honored to be able to participate in Mr. Su's program.

[Wait, aren't you from the game official? 】

[Could it be a sister? 】

[He may have come to participate in the laughter contest, and he missed the venue. 】

Leng Siqing: "The Banana Cave is closed, you can choose one of the remaining two entrances."

Xiao Wu sent a happy expression: I heard that Mr. Su likes Batu Caves, so I will choose Batu Caves.

The corners of Su Wei's mouth drooped: "No, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

Xiao Wu: This...

Leng Siqing: "I have no regrets in playing chess, please."

Xiao Wu: But...

Leng Siqing: "The timer starts."

Xiao Wu: I will enter...

He has been watching the live broadcast. Some time ago, he made up for Journey to the West in Su Wei's live broadcast room. He thinks he is [-]% sure that he can solve the puzzle.

The black bear spirit in the Black Wind Cave took advantage of the fire and stole Tang Sanzang's cassock. Like Princess Iron Fan, he was deceived by the transformed Monkey King. Finally, he was restrained by Guanyin Bodhisattva and became the great god of the mountain guard.

The first choice Xiao Wu faces is "seeking money" or "stealing".

Su Wei asked, "Is there a difference?"

Xiao Wu analyzed: seeking money should refer to the elder Jinchi who set the fire, and stealing things is the bear monster who stole the cassock. The chapter in "Journey to the West" refers to "conspiracy" and "stealing" to imply The difference between the two is that one is planning and planning, and the other is pure theft.

Su Wei manually praised: "Well said!"

Xiao Wu said modestly: The first level is the easiest. Teacher Su must have seen through the mystery at a glance and deliberately gave me the opportunity to solve the puzzle.

Su Wei: "Yes, yes."

[Don't stutter, it's too obvious to be guilty. 】

[Just close your eyes and blow it, it's embarrassing to blow it. 】

[This little brother is probably out of his wits and worships the wrong people. 】

The second level is an idiom multiple choice question.

Pretentious.

The equipment is extraordinary.

Great shot.

Spit is extraordinary.

Fanfanfanfan, annoying!

Su Wei's head was as big as a bucket: "It seems to be back to the Chinese class in the third year of high school."

Xiao Wu shouted from the air: Teacher Su, what do you think?

Su Wei recites the mental formula: "I think three longs and one short are the shortest, three shorts and one long are the longest, those with different lengths are B, those with different levels are D, those with the same length are A, and those with the same shortness are C. Mainly, supplemented by Mongolian, combined with Mongolian copying, you must pass."

Xiao Wu smiled: Teacher Su is really humorous.

He followed Su Wei's N-word mantra and walked towards the C-shaped intersection.

The barrage was waiting to see him turn back, but he didn't expect it to be a way out.

Xiao Wu clapped his hands: I figured it out!The black bear spirit is the thief who stole the cassock, so he made extraordinary moves. This is actually a brain teaser.

Xiao Wu: Teacher Su is amazing.

Su Wei laughed dryly: "It's really a blind cat meeting a dead mouse."

Xiao Wu: Teacher Su is being modest again.

[Yes, Su Xiaowei, did you secretly go to cram school? 】

[In every class there is such a scheming master who says that I don't read books, but actually works harder than anyone else. 】

[In every class, there is also such a silly white sweet classmate who really believes that the top student doesn't study, and then fails the subject. 】

[Please, the shaded area of ​​the first list at this time. 】

[There are also a group of silly kids in every class who fail the exams with Silly Baitian, and it turns out that Silly Baitian is a rich second generation, and you are just a silly kid. 】

[Please, my shadow area at this time. 】

In the next few rounds, Xiao Wu still walked smoothly, and there was a strong contrast with a certain player who did not want to be named.

Su Wei nodded and echoed the whole process: Well said, right, makes sense...

Xiao Wu has an idol filter that is thicker than the city wall throughout the whole process, and he insists: Mr. Su sees it through but does not say it. Mr. Su deliberately slows down to take care of the audience. Mr. Su chooses the wrong one to show the structure of the maze more comprehensively...

Leng Siqing was thinking the whole time: Did he lose his mind, or did I lose his mind?

In the end, it took Xiao Wu a quarter of an hour to clear the level.

Su Wei took a sip of water and moistened her throat.

"The truly exciting moment is coming, the competition is about to enter a fever pitch, and another strong contender for the championship will make his debut!"

Rank [-]: What am I, warming up before the game?

Su Wei asked in surprise, "Why are you still here?"

Rank 1: HP-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -[-]...

Leng Siqing said, "He is the third runner-up candidate."

Su Wei suddenly realized: "Oh, congratulations."

Rank [-]: HP goes to zero, I'm gone.

[I lost my head 23333]

[Sister Leng is absolutely nothing but a blockbuster. 】

[The first meat T is a real hammer, and the blood bar is thick and touching. 】

Su Wei: "The third contestant is from the folk representative team. He stood out in the fierce lottery competition and made his debut."

The lucky water friend raised his hands high: Great Immortal Pansi wishes me success!

Su Wei still remembered the spider in the Pansi Cave, covering her eyes with her hand, looking at the screen through her fingers.

"READY, GO!"

The style of Pansi Cave is mysterious and changeable, completely different from the other two entrances. There is no sign on the road, and there is no decryption level. It seems to be a very orthodox maze. Find the correct one among the many forks.

Shuiyou: It seems that this is a route that can be quickly cleared if you are brave. I am so lucky.

However, soon, he found that his thinking was too simple.

There is no hint, but it is the most difficult. He can only run around like a headless chicken.

Su Wei was so tired of raising her hands, the water friend suddenly saw a small wooden house.

The water friend is overjoyed: Tip house!

Su Wei faintly felt something was wrong: the roof looked familiar.

The water friend walked the monotonous corridor all the way, and finally caught a different scenery. He didn't care much, and ran away with his hooves.

As they got closer, the structure of the wooden house became more and more complete, and the characters on the top also emerged.

——Clear, worry, so!

Su Wei: "Oh, buy it, embarrassing!"

Shuiyou brakes suddenly: N0!!!

Leng Siqing: "You went into the toilet and stayed there for 3 minutes."

The water friend held out Erkang's hand: No, I'm fast, it won't take 3 minutes!

Su Wei persuaded him to calm down: "It's a game, you don't have to fight so hard, really."

Leng Siqing accelerated the time by 3 minutes: "3 minutes are up, you can continue on your way."

The water friend didn't dare to delay any longer, turned back from a long way, and quickly plunged into another road.

The road got wider and wider, the field of vision became brighter and brighter, and there were even green plants on both sides of the road.

Su Wei caught sight of something: "Fence?"

Leng Siqing's terrifying voiceover appeared again: "You missed the spider's house and came to a pig's house. Please submit a bag of pig feed as toll."

Shuiyou: It turned out that I didn’t choose the horror house, but the monopoly TAT

[The content of the game is rich and varied, I give it five stars. 】

[The player experience is ups and downs, and I give it a good review. 】

[Each route is very distinctive, bringing a different joyful experience to the audience. 】

[What, are you playing Dou Ye? 】

After going around and around, the water friend was stuck for 29 minutes and 57 seconds and passed the level in a thrilling manner.

No one can shake the position of the first and third place in the list.

"Next is the awarding session," Su Wei took the lead in applauding, "Please invite the organizer to present an award to No.1, and the prize is the luxury coupon package of "Fighting the Night"."

Leng Siqing: "Congratulations."

Xiao Wu: Can I take a photo with Teacher Su?

Su Wei: "Of course, eggplant."

She and Leng Siqing stood next to Xiao Wu, one on the left and one on the right, and asked the room manager to take screenshots and take authentication photos.

Xiao Wu rubbed his hands nervously: It's not good for me to stand in the middle.

"No," Su Wei said firmly, "You are the protagonist today, you must stand in the middle."

Xiao Wu was flattered: Mr. Su, you are so kind.

Leng Siqing silently looked at Xiao Wu's burly game character, and the little fox demon who kept changing shapes beside him, and realized something.

Su Wei insisted on letting Xiao Wu stand in the C position, fearing that it was a reason to stand in the middle of taking pictures with the manager.

Next, No.2 came to accept the award.

Su Wei announced the prize: "No.2 can get a set of rare skins!"

Shuiyou: Thank you, Big Boss, for giving me a chance. Without you, I would not be where I am now.

Rank [-]: ~~((ノ*T_T*)ノ┻┻ tearing up the table (#-_-)┻┻ Set it up (┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻ Fuck it again!

【Shuiyou is a sensible person 233】

[Ban No. [-] is going to call the police! 】

[Don't bully him, is it his fault that people are stupid and have a lot of money? ! 】

"Dangdangdang!" Su Wei said with a smirk, "Please invite our special guest, the big boss who rewards the top one, to send money bags to the third runner-up!"

Bang Yicheng ruthlessly manipulated his villain, first stood on the left and dropped 8 money bags, then walked to the right to pick them up.

Su Wei tricked her: "Where's the acceptance speech?"

Bangyi sniffed: I'm fine, very happy.

Su Wei raised her hand: "Flowers, applause, don't stop."

The first one in the list sent fireworks with tears in his eyes, but as long as he still has breath, even if his heart has been burned to ashes, he will rekindle his life and win the list for the goddess!

Dazzling fireworks lit up the live broadcast room, drawing a successful conclusion to the water friend competition.

Su Wei rubbed her stiffly smiling face, turned off her voice, and was about to play the game when she received a private chat from Leng Siqing.

SUNNY secretly chatted with you: Don't go.

Su Wei tilted her head and re-entered the voice channel.

"what happened?"

Leng Siqing turned off the live broadcast, with a trace of embarrassment in her voice.

"I found out that you didn't change your password, so I logged in to your account and did something."

"Oh," Su Wei said indifferently, "It's your account, you can use it anytime."

Leng Siqing said, "Have you ever entered your home?"

Su Wei asked: "You didn't use my account to open a home, did you?"

Leng Siqing gave a soft "hmm".

Su Wei thought to herself, did Siqing build a new maze for the second water friend competition?

She found the home teleporter, chose to go home, and was stunned as soon as she entered.

The majestic guards with knives patrolled the left and right, and the two stone lions at the door were very imposing. When you pushed the door and entered, a couplet came into view first.

Spring is coming to the mansion, and I am happy with the plum shoots.

Everything is Su Wei's original idea.

Su Wei couldn't speak for a while: "This is..."

Leng Siqing was rather disturbed: "How is your new home?"

Su Wei sighed: "Wrong."

Leng Siqing was disappointed and said: "Is it still wrong?"

Su Wei twisted a strand of hair and wrapped it around her fingertips, her cheeks were slightly red.

"It's our new home."

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Xi 1;

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