Waste wood counterattack plan [Interstellar]

As His Majesty the Emperor of a superpower who insists on everything, His Majesty Joyce hid in the bathroom for a long time under the pretext of urinating.After he thought that there was no danger, he got out of the cubicle, and then calmly arranged his clothes in front of the mirror. After confirming that he was still handsome, he put on a decent smile and stepped out of the bathroom. door.

As soon as he went out, his back collar was grabbed by someone.His Majesty Joyce was furious. He felt that his dignity as an emperor had been trampled underfoot by that daring man!He immediately turned around, intending to teach this ignorant and rude person a lesson he will never forget, letting him understand that His Majesty's collar is not something you can pull off if you want.

However, when he saw clearly the owner of that hand, the arrogance on his body was immediately doused to the point where he didn't even dare to take a single spark.

"Brother Huang, what a coincidence, you also go to the toilet." His Majesty Joyce immediately put on a flattering smile, "There is no one inside, if you don't want people to come in, Brother Huang, I will watch it for you outside." .”

"It's not a coincidence." Lu Yao's face was indifferent, "I made a special trip here to wait for you."

Joyce lowered his head slightly, and sneaked a guilty glance at Lu Yao, but he dared not meet Lu Yao's eyes.

"Brother Huang, what's the matter?" Joyce said weakly.

"What did you just say to Osiris?"

Lu Yao's tone was very calm, but Joyce, who knew his brother very well, shuddered.He didn't dare to hide it, but he knew that if he said the original words, he would probably have to shed a layer of skin.He faltered: "I just said to Osiris—"

He coughed lightly, trying to delay as much as possible.

Lu Yao's voice was strangely gentle: "Say."

"I just told Osiris, if the first stop of his honeymoon is to go to the Silver Eagle Empire, I'll give him your—that." Joyce closed his eyes, with a kind of tragic death and early rebirth, all the time The words came out in one breath.

Lu Yao's face, which had always remained unchanged before Mount Tai collapsed, also twitched.Although Joyce didn't say that word directly, combined with Joyce's attitude, Lu Yao immediately guessed what he said.

After the direct male members of the Silver Eagle Empire reach adulthood, they are required to go to the gene bank of the royal family to leave a sperm sample.But this gene bank is rarely used. It is used to prevent the royal family from facing extinction one day. Only the emperor has the right to open it.From the founding of the Silver Eagle Empire to the present, this gene pool has basically never been used.

As a direct male member of the royal family, Isiser was also the default heir to the throne, so he also left a sample in the gene bank.If Joyce hadn't mentioned it, Lu Yao would have forgotten about it long ago.

"You're smart." Lu Yao chuckled.

Joyce's voice was trembling, "Brother Emperor, brother, I was wrong, really."

"Then how do you plan to make up for it?" Lu Yao said slowly.

"I—" Joyce was dumbfounded.

If it was someone else, Joyce was absolutely sure that he would break his promise lightly.But the object of his promise was Osiris.As far as his previous promise is concerned, Osiris can guess all the content from it.Even if he said that the sample did not exist, Osiris would not believe it.

At this time, Joyce's heart was full of bullshit, and he shouldn't have argued about it at the time. The first stop of the honeymoon was either Silver Eagle or Silver Eagle, so why did he have to care about these things.

No matter how regretful Joyce was, the first stop of the honeymoon was still set at the Silver Eagle Empire.Joyce handed over the sample reluctantly.Lu Yao was actually not too disgusted by this.It's just that he still couldn't help feeling a little awkward.But after all, using Isis's sample is better than using Lu Yao's current body.After all, some gaps in physical potential cannot be bridged by mental improvement alone.After all, Lu Yao's physical potential is still too poor.

After the honeymoon is over, the children's affairs are put on the agenda.In fact, Osiris didn't care much about the child's problem. When he married Lu Yao, he didn't think about it at all.But after Joyce mentioned the sample, he thought it would be nice to have a child with Lu Yao.So he agreed to Joyce's request. As for whether to use the sample or not, he still depends on Lu Yao himself.

Lu Yao considered for a while, and finally decided to have a child with Osiris. As for the reason, Lu Yao said that he himself did not know clearly.

With the development of science and technology, sperm combination technology is already very mature.So it is normal for two men to have children.

Embryos that are successfully combined are placed in the most secure and advanced incubator.Originally, the hospital told them that they could carry out gene deletion and combine the best genes of both parties to give birth to the best child.But this proposal was rejected by Lu Yao. He felt that nothing could be truly perfect, and he didn't want to artificially assemble a so-called excellent child.

Osiris naturally has no objection to Lu Yao's decision.He just wanted a child of him and Lu Yao, that's all.

"Why didn't you tell me it was two?" Lu Yao asked standing outside the training instrument.

"Your brother's additional request." Osiris said.

Lu Yao was silent for a moment.He knew the meaning behind Joyce's words, but as for whether the child would give or not, the initiative was still in his hands.

The waiting time was not too long, as both Lu Yao and Osiris were busy people.The growth of the embryos will be reported to them every day, but they still insist on taking a look at them in person every week.

Ten months later, the hospital informed them that the child could leave the incubator and take him back.On this day, Lu Yao and Osiris arrived at the hospital together after a day's work. They didn't want anyone to disturb them, so they didn't notify anyone.

Both boys are very healthy, one has a brow and eye profile that resembles Isis, and the other has a more Osiris-like profile.At this time, Emperor Ariel and Marshal Ravenston, who will be famous all over the world in the future, are just two soft little buns who can't even climb.

Lu Yao, who is almost omnipotent, looked at the two little buns huddled together and spitting bubbles, and stopped his hands in mid-air.He can control the most powerful mech in the world, but let him hold the child——

Lu Yao frowned, it seemed that he really didn't know how to...

Although Lu Yao didn't say anything more, how could Osiris not understand Lu Yao? He stretched out his hand and hugged one of the buns, his movements didn't look jerky at all.

Lu Yao coughed lightly, "You can actually hold a baby." He couldn't believe it.After all, in his opinion, Osiris should be more skilled than him.In this matter, Lu Yao felt a subtle sense of imbalance in his heart, but of course he would not show it.

"I practiced a little before." Osiris said naturally.

The surprise on Lu Yao's face couldn't be concealed: "..."

"Why don't I know." Since they got married, except when Osiris went to the military headquarters, they were almost together at other times.In the military department, Osiris naturally would not practice holding children.

"Simulated in my mind." Osiris said.

Lu Yao looked at Osiris with strange eyes: "You always surprise me."

"Because I've been looking forward to this child for a long time." Osiris looked at Lu Yao softly.Only towards Lu Yao, Osiris, who has always been indifferent, will have gentle emotions.And the child in his arms is the child whose appearance is biased towards Isis.

The other child lying on the bed seemed to have discovered the cruel reality of being neglected by his father, and cried out loudly, trying to attract the attention of the fathers.Lu Yao looked at Osiris who was still holding the child calmly, estimated the difficulty of holding the child, and then felt that it should be within the scope of his doing well, so he stretched out his hand again and picked up the child on the bed.Perhaps because of his unfamiliar and stiff movements, the child was extremely uncomfortable. Instead of stopping crying, the child in his arms became louder and louder.Lu Yao, who was always calm, was a little flustered at this time. He didn't know where to put his hands, and the child kept crying.

Originally, they screened off the nurse when they came, but at this moment, Lu Yao could only resign himself to his fate and rang the bell.When the nurse came in, she saw Lu Yao, the new father, coaxing the child in a hurry.She smiled softly, and then stepped forward, "Many men don't know how to hold a baby at first, so it's okay."

I don't know if it was her illusion, but the nurse felt that the young father's face seemed a little red.But when she looked again, his face was normal and there was nothing wrong.

Under the nurse's patient guidance, Lu Yao barely made the bun in his hand stop crying.

Looking at the steamed stuffed bun in his arms, Lu Yao felt that his cold heart seemed to soften.Perhaps, children can really make a difference.

He lightly touched the tip of the child's nose with his fingertips, then raised his eyes to Osiris, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect this child to be a crying bag, it must be like you."

Osiris smiled, "Maybe." Osiris had never cried except when he was just born.

No one knew that Marshal Ravenston, who was dubbed the God of Killing, received Prince Isiser's first evaluation as a crying bag.This shameful fact was ridiculed for a long time by his younger brother, His Majesty Emperor Ariel.

Lu Yao looked down at Baozi in his arms, and said, "I don't think designing a mecha is as difficult as holding a child." He won't admit that he, who doesn't lose anything to Osiris, can't compare to this Osiris.

Osiris naturally knew what Lu Yao was thinking, but he didn't say anything, and even comforted him: "It's okay, just practice more and you'll be proficient."

Lu Yao glanced at him, "It's the child you want, and you will hold the child in the future."

Osiris laughed: "Okay."

Lu Yao: "..." He had the feeling of hitting the cotton with his fist again.After living with Osiris for a long time, the more Lu Yao felt that he was deceived by Osiris, or that all the people in the Heroic constellation were deceived by Osiris. The indifferent iceberg humanoid weapon has no extra emotions. It's all in disguise.He felt that Osiris was just a sullen hooligan who just disguised himself well.This conclusion is the conclusion he came to after countless "tragic" experiences. Every time at that time, he misses the physical fitness of Isiser 3s very much...

After holding the child for a while, Osiris put the child back on the bed, and Lu Yao also put the child back on the bed.

Osiris stepped forward, hugged Lu Yao lightly, and said softly in his eyes, "I thought I would be lonely for the rest of my life, thank you for appearing in my life."

After hearing this sentence, Lu Yao's eyes moved slightly, recalling all the things with Osiris, and slowly said: "Me too."

Thank you for appearing in my life and making me no longer alone.Thank you for your persistence, so that we never miss each other——