Thousand Kings II

The sun rose a little bit, the temperature warmed up a little bit, and people came to the mountain one after another.Ying Haoheng took Situ Sheng to offer incense in the temple halfway up the mountain.The monks had just finished their morning class, and the pilgrims held incense and kowtowed to the main hall.

Situ Sheng and Ying Haoheng each burned three sticks of incense.

Coming out of the temple, Ying Haoheng asked: "What wish did you make?"

Situ Sheng said: "It won't work if you say it."

Ying Haoheng said: "Don't ask, I definitely want to make more money."

Situ Sheng jumped up, hooked his arms around his neck, dragged him into his arms, and said viciously: "I said it, it won't work if I say it!"

Ying Haoheng shook his hands, and said with a smile: "Whoever said it, it's only when you say it! If you don't ask for such a big God of Wealth in front of you, you can pray to any god or Buddha."

Situ Sheng said: "Ask your father to give me [-] million." According to the agreement, Ying Haoheng's payment does not count.

Ying Haoheng seriously helped him plan: "Tell my father that this is a dowry gift for me to marry a wife?"

"..." Situ Sheng pinched harder, "I just made a wish, I hope to get rid of you as a scourge!"

Ying Haoheng blushed from being pinched, and his mouth was still smiling: "What you said, it won't work if you say it. It seems that you are very satisfied with the betrothal gift just now, and you deliberately showed mercy to my subordinates."

"roll!"

The two quarreled so badly that it almost affected passers-by.

The passer-by gasped and said in shock, "You, you are..."

As soon as you hear it, there is a follow-up plot.

Situ Sheng and Ying Haoheng had no choice but to stop.

The passer-by was about [-] to [-] years old, well-dressed, and his clear face was more refined than many celebrities nowadays. Coupled with the unique style of this age, he was a full-fledged beauty.At this time, she was looking straight at Situ Sheng, her eyes were watery, as if she moved, tears would fall in clusters.

"What's your name?" asked the beautiful passer-by.

Situ Sheng said: "The poor monk's Dharma name is lying."

Ying Haoheng translated silently in his heart: It's just nonsense.

The passer-by was stunned: "Are you a monk?"

Situ Sheng said: "Practice with hair."

Passers-by faltered and said: "Then, where do you live?"

Situ Sheng pointed at the temple.

Passers-by looked at his clothes and seemed not to believe it.

Situ Sheng said: "Today is a holiday, I invited a friend to go down the mountain for a walk."

Passers-by said: "Where are you going? I'll see you off."

Situ Sheng said: "Benefactor, can you become a horse?"

Passerby: "..."

Situ Sheng said: "The poor monk is going to the west to learn scriptures, and he lacks a horse."

The passer-by thought for a while and said, "My car is a white BMW..."

Situ Sheng said: "Can it become you?"

Passerby: "..."

Situ Sheng sighed and said: "What I want is a man and horse, it seems that we have no destiny." After speaking, he pulled Ying Haoheng up and ran down the mountain.

Passers-by chased after him and shouted: "I am a Sagittarius!"

Situ Sheng ran even faster.

"Oops!" The passerby in high heels fell down.

Situ Sheng didn't turn his head, and slipped down the mountain very quickly.

Ying Haoheng wiped his sweat with a wet tissue: "What's the origin?"

Situ Sheng shrugged and said, "The devil knows. You picked the mountain."

Ying Haoheng said: "She looks sixty to seven percent similar to you."

Situ Sheng said: "How do you calculate six or seven points?"

Ying Haoheng said: "According to your Snow White shape and her face scan and compare."

Situ Sheng said: "...What do you want to say?"

Ying Haoheng said: "She was very excited to see you."

"so?"

"You should drive carefully recently." Ying Haoheng gave advice as someone who has experienced it.Whenever inexplicable people appear in their lives, the car is the tool for committing the crime.

Situ Sheng: "..."

Just a little bit of travel.The two quickly put this matter behind them, after lunch, changed their clothes and went to the beach for a swim.

In the afternoon, the beach was crowded with people, Ying Haoheng took him to a location with relatively less traffic.Situ Sheng reached out to him: "Is there a telescope?"

Ying Haoheng slightly paused the hand holding the diving goggle, and said, "Are you sure it's a telescope and not a diving goggle?"

Situ Sheng said: "Use the binoculars to determine the target's position before going to the water to catch beautiful girls!"

Ying Haoheng repeated with a smile: "Looking for a beautiful girl?"

Situ Sheng was dissatisfied and said: "Look at the position you chose. The sky has only limits, and the sea has only corners. The real ends of the world, let alone beautiful girls, don't even have a beautiful sock! It's a waste of my good eyesight, which I have protected since I was a child!"

Ying Haoheng stood in front of him, showing off his figure: "Aren't I pretty?"

Situ Sheng looked at his deep abdominal muscles, compared with his increasingly smooth abdominal muscles, and threw out the slippers angrily.

Followed Ying Haoheng to the sea for two laps, he held him in the sea and drank a few mouthfuls of salt water, his skin was blown dry by the wind, which made Situ Sheng feel down, ignored Ying Haoheng's teasing, and returned to the shore decisively.

Places were taken under parasols planted on the shore.

A curvaceous, fair-skinned woman was applying sunscreen with her back turned to him.

Situ Sheng frowned, and stopped a meter away: "It's you again?"

When the woman turned around, it was the beautiful passer-by they met in Tianti Mountain today.She opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Master Liar! I didn't expect that we are so destined to meet again!"

Situ Sheng hugged his chest and said, "What's the matter with you?"

The woman said: "I come to the beach to play..."

"Playing to grab a parking space?"

The woman froze for a moment, then hurriedly stood up and said, "Is this your umbrella? I don't know, I thought there was no one here."

Situ Sheng said: "Now you know." He lay down on the recliner and closed his eyes.

The woman said: "Master, my surname is Lin, and my name is Lin Yaqin."

Situ Sheng snored.

Being expelled so thoroughly, Lin Yaqin didn't leave and sat down beside him.

As soon as Ying Haoheng turned his head, he saw a man and a woman under the parasol, one lying and one sitting harmoniously, the fire in his heart arose, he rushed over and kicked the umbrella over.

Situ Sheng opened his eyes and looked at him.

Without talking, the two seemed to understand what was going on in front of them.

Ying Haoheng smiled: "It's almost time, let's go back."

Situ Sheng stood up and stretched: "Okay."

The two packed up their things and left on their own, completely ignoring that there was a lively and fragrant beauty beside them.

The big beauty sat there for a while, then suddenly rushed up, reaching out to hug Situ Sheng's waist.Ying Haoheng became angry, subconsciously hugged Situ Sheng into his arms, stretched out his legs and kicked her.Ying Er Shao has always been a lawless little overlord. He restrained his temper after meeting Situ Sheng. When dealing with others, he followed the overlord policy from beginning to end.

Lin Yaqin was caught off guard, her thigh was kicked squarely, and she fell to the ground crookedly.She screamed, the tenderness on her face finally couldn't hold back, and she shouted: "I'm a fucking mother!"

Situ Sheng's eyes flashed, before he could speak, Ying Haoheng had already taken up the conversation: "Who are you scolding?"

Lin Yaqin didn't react, Situ Sheng dragged Ying Haoheng to run, the two of them held hands, ran for two streets, stopped in front of a noodle shop, went in to eat noodles.

One bowl of beef noodles per person, with the air conditioner blowing, it is comfortable to eat.

Ying Haoheng ate half full and wiped his mouth: "Is she really your mother?"

Situ Sheng sneered and said, "Who knows? I have been in an orphanage since I was born."

Ying Haoheng said: "What are you going to do?"

Situ Sheng said: "Investigate her family first, if she has money, then come and give her a hug."

Ying Haoheng stared at him.

Situ Sheng continued: "If you are so poor, I will throw a bag of steel coins on her face and tell her that I am rich now, and let her go as far as she can!"

Ying Haoheng still stared at him.

Situ Sheng felt that it was boring, so he stopped joking: "It's nothing to be courteous, it's either adultery or robbery. To be honest, if you hadn't kicked her, I would have suspected that you and her were in collusion."

Ying Haoheng opened his mouth and smiled wryly.Indeed, the sky and the earth are big, he has nowhere to go, but he came to S City and met her.

Situ Sheng said: "However, it is also possible that she has her eye on me."

Ying Haoheng immediately echoed: "This possibility is very high!" Even if Situ Sheng and her look alike, it is impossible to confirm the mother-child relationship so quickly, after all, there are so many people who look alike in the world Well, in the entertainment industry alone, I don't know how many people bumped into each other - not counting the group who aimed at bumping into each other.

Situ Sheng asked, "Where are we going?"

Ying Haoheng said: "I have booked a night tour of S city."

Situ Sheng said: "It sounds quite boring."

"You can swim while eating a seafood feast."

"That's another matter."

"...Actually, this lady used the wrong method today." Ying Haoheng said in a very complicated mood, "If she presented a stack of buffet coupons as soon as she appeared, I think the result may be very different."

Situ Sheng nodded and said, "Yes, I will accept the buffet coupon before running."

The night tour is divided into two sections. First, take a sightseeing bus to explore the urban scenery, and then take a yacht to see the coast.

As soon as they got into the car, they saw Ms. Lin Yaqin sitting not far away with a middle-aged man, looking over expectantly.Situ Sheng and Ying Haoheng found a remote location.The middle-aged man frowned in dissatisfaction. Lin Yaqin immediately hugged his arm and whispered comfort. The middle-aged man turned pale and turned to look out the window.

Situ Sheng said in a low voice: "Do you guess that is my real father or stepfather?"

Ying Haoheng said: "It's fine if it's not a godfather."

Situ Sheng said: "Don't be afraid of godfather, I have professional cheating skills."

Ying Haoheng nodded and said: "My father, you are very handy."

Situ Sheng raised his eyebrows: "When did I cheat on your father?"

Ying Haoheng said: "You should count how many checks at home have his signature."

"Not one!" Situ Sheng replied firmly.

Ying Haoheng couldn't believe it.

Situ Sheng proudly said: "It's all fulfilled."

Ying Haoheng: "..."