There is no pit that cannot fall into

The whole family went to the hotel for dinner in a mighty way. Grandpa Du took the lead, followed by his son and grandson. They were quite imposing. The welcome guests at the door were so frightened that their legs were weak. Is this to smash the scene?Yeah.

Kang Jia counted the men of Du's family, exactly seven, and five big words "King Kong gourd baby" popped out of his mind. The gourd baby is like a mountain, and these men of Du's family are also mountains, icebergs.

The more Kang Jia thought about it, the more he felt imaginative, and when Grandpa Kang Jiadu called the thin-waisted waiter, he directly made up a small theater in his brain:

Du Dawa: "Fairy, hurry up and order."

Service Snake: "Ruyi Ruyi, follow my heart, the menu is coming soon."

Everyone found their seats and sat down one by one. Only Kang Jia was still standing at the door, wandering in the sky. Kang's mother yelled twice, but there was no response. Kang's father slapped the table: "Kang Jia!"

Kang Jia responded instinctively: "Here."

Mother Du smiled and pulled Kang Jia to sit beside her and asked, "What are you thinking about? You're so engrossed."

"Snake spirit." Kang Jia was still a little dazed.

"What? What snake essence?" Mama Du didn't realize what she meant. There seemed to be nothing about snakes in the TV series she watched recently.

Grandpa Du used his powerful comprehension ability to think for a while and asked, "Xiaojia, does he want to eat snake meat? Well, waiter, let me have a plate..."

"Grandpa!" Kang Jia finally realized what had happened, and hurriedly stopped Mr. Du and said, "Grandpa, I don't eat snake meat. Really, I'm most afraid of snakes!"

Du Ruicheng asked slowly: "Then why do you say you want a snake spirit?"

......

Kang Jia looked at Du Ruicheng helplessly, isn't your jealousy too outrageous, what's the point of comparing yourself with a non-existent person?

Du Ruicheng looked at Kang Jia persistently, as long as anyone who can occupy Kang Jia's thoughts for three seconds is a rival in love, anyone who occupies Kang Jia's thoughts for more than 3 minutes, the whole family is his love rival, and anyone who can occupy Kang Jia's thoughts for more than an hour The whole community is his rival in love, that's how bold he is!

Everyone at the table didn't speak, they all watched the eye contact between the two, finally Kang Jia was defeated, and sighed: "I suddenly thought of the snake spirit, okay, I want to watch the legend of the new white lady, okay, I I want to see gourd baby, okay?"

Du Ruicheng usually never thinks about things like Kang Jia, but for some reason today, his brain circuit has miraculously connected with Kang Jia, and when he heard the word "cucurbit baby", he immediately thought of these seven old men in his family , and it was rare to be humorous: "I thought I would want to see the seven dwarfs."

Everyone in the Du family was tall. Kang Jia silently led these people into the seven dwarfs, and found that they were too big to fit in. He shook his head vigorously and said, "It's too big to fit in."

The onlookers said that the two people's thinking was jumping too fast, and they couldn't understand what they were talking about at all, but they felt very cultured and wanted to join in.

The waiter knocked on the door and came in to serve the food, interrupting the weird and harmonious atmosphere, and the onlookers expressed deep regret.

In a normal meal, the food and drink will be lively, so you and I will start drinking one cup at a time, but today's banquet is not an ordinary banquet, it is destined to be extraordinary.

The seven gourd babies of the Du family were ignored at all. In the cold weather, who would be willing to talk to Bingshan? After barely drinking a round of wine, they were thrown aside, including the innocent Kang Jia. In fact, he really wanted to make a statement. A TV, and it’s a brand-name TV, and I’m warm, otherwise, if I touch the back of my TV, is it warm?

Three women in one scene, Grandma Du led Mama Kang and Mama Du to chat happily, all kinds of ideas about the wedding flew up, and the nine pure men couldn't get in the conversation at all, so they could only watch with big eyes.

Grandma Du: "How about choosing the Huayu Manor in the suburbs as the wedding venue, it must be romantic."

Mama Du: "Yes, yes, it is very beautiful there, and it happens to be in flowering season next month. No relatives or friends are allergic to pollen."

Mother Kang: "I haven't heard of anyone allergic to pollen, but maybe it's a little farther away from the hotel."

Mother Du: "Hey, let's set the banquet at Huayu Manor. The food there is delicious, and it's all natural."

Grandma Du: "Alright then, does Xiaojia want to wear a wedding dress?"

Mama Du: "No need, men should be obedient in wedding dresses, why don't they wear tuxedos."

Mother Kang: "I think it's okay to wear couple clothes."

Mother Du: "Driving is not allowed in the manor. When the wedding car reaches the gate, Xiaojia has to go in. Why don't you let Rarity carry you in."

Mother Kang: "Is it a little heavy? I'm tired of carrying it all the way. Why don't you ride in?"

Grandma Du: "You don't have to ride a horse, I heard that there are eight sedan chairs in the manor."

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When several romantic ladies imagined that Kang Jia would ride a Pegasus and land in the sea of ​​roses, and then be carried out by Durui City, Kang Jia, who had been forgotten all the time, finally couldn't help but interrupt: "Several ladies, please allow me I declare two facts, first, same-sex marriage is illegal in China, and second, there are no Pegasus in real life."

The three ladies paused for a few seconds, ignored Kang Jia's resistance, and continued to dream.

Grandma Du: "What color do you think Pegasus looks good on?"

Mama Du: "White ones, aren't they all Prince Charming? A white horse is the most dreamy."

Mother Kang: "Xiaojia's brain is a bit big. He can easily recite scriptures while riding a white horse. I think black and white ones are good."

Grandpa Du probably felt that he could intervene, and said with confidence, "Are you planning to use zebras?"

Grandpa Du was unanimously despised by the three ladies, and the three replied together: "It's a cow."

Then the topic started to drift away:

Grandma Du: "It is better for cows to use milk-producing or non-milk-producing cows."

Mama Du: "It's milk-producing, Xiaojia can drink a couple of sips when she's hungry on the road."

Mother Kang: "Jiajia will have diarrhea when drinking raw milk, why don't you bring him a pot to cook it."

Grandma Du was a little hesitant: "If you bring a pot, you have to bring a fire. It's unrealistic to ride a flying cow with a fire."

Mother Du suggested a solution: "Why don't you let Xiaojia ride a flying dragon, it's easier to breathe fire by yourself."

Kang's mother agreed, and added: "Yes, looking for a mother, there is milk to drink."

Kang Jia’s face of class struggle, dear grandma, you know it’s unrealistic, which one of the topics talked about by these beauties is realistic, and where is it realistic?

Du Ruicheng calmly peeled a prawn for Kang Jia and handed it to him: "It's up to you then."

Kang Jia breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Du Ruicheng is still normal, so there is no need for a marriage of flying horses and flying cows. Thinking about it will scare people to death, and the mother is really too. She even forgot that her son is afraid of heights.

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Seven Dwarfs: "The Lun family is very innocent."