I fixed the hanger

Facts basically prove that "the youngest abducts the little monk" is just a wonderful misunderstanding, yes, wonderful.The Zheng family is not the kind of ignorant human beings who say "my family is the most powerful, no matter how unbelievable a son is, he should be matched with a fairy daughter.Zheng Xixing is not stupid, and he is good to his family, but since he was a child, he has been filled with the aura of "you human beings with fishy lips", with few friends (≈0) and many younger brothers.It would be weird if this kind of shit could marry a good wife!A decent and good girl will definitely not fall in love with him if she is mentally ill!

The so-called good girl refers to, first, a clear mind, second, a good character, and third, a decent IQ, and there are no special requirements for others.As for things like "a bright and smooth body can give birth, a delicate body is easy to push down, three obediences and four virtues are always patient", it is not within the scope of the examination at all.No matter how beautiful she is, if she is mentally retarded, she will not be able to let her in. It is completely genetic pollution.Children who want to marry such wives should be sent to reform through labor.

For example, Zheng Xixing himself is a little bastard, and he has not been beaten to death until now, not because he was cute and handsome since he was a child, let alone because he is the youngest, but because although the bastard is a bastard, he is not out of line. Willing to fight hard when needed, able to create a world.If Zheng Xixing really wants to take a slanted sword, with such a match, he will burn eight hundred lifetimes of high fragrance.

It's not that the Zheng family is completely indifferent to things like "the youngest likes men", but after careful thinking (in fact, it only takes 3 minutes to figure it out), how can a person who starts his own business and can do everything well, how to deal with it?It's better to be more open-minded. It's better for everyone to discuss and discuss than to let him not listen to any suggestions in a fit of anger.

Looking at it now, the two of them seemed to have no intentions in this regard, but the youngest rarely had such close friends, which made everyone nervous.From a personal point of view, the uncle, the fourth aunt, and the second aunt were not worried about Zheng Xixing's orientation, but worried about his messing around and not being able to explain to his parents.As for the brothers and sisters of the same generation who were spiritually baptized, they began to discuss: "Go to hell! Isn't this a fucking role model? Let's help a few out-of-school children."

It is rare for the little grandson to bring back someone close to him. This is not something that can be ignored. He even said that he is a student of Professor Chen.Mr. Zheng has doubts in his heart: Professor Chen wants to accept disciples, which is understandable—Mr. Zheng often makes up his mind about robbing other people’s three favorite students—but if you accept disciples, you will run away if you fancy one. For students who start a company, this logic is wrong.Shouldn't he be kept in the school or in the laboratory?

I have to ask, don't be the youngest and play tricks again.

Within 2 minutes, Mr. Zheng was sitting in the study and talking to Professor Chen on the phone.

Knowing that Zheng Xixing took Yue Ning home and met Mr. Zheng, Professor Chen asked with special vigilance: "What do you want to do!!!?"You came up with such a bad idea, you robbed three of my students, what do you want to do now?I knew that your grandson, like you, has no good intentions!

[This is really a story with twists and turns, complicated and poignant. 】Old Zheng heard the voice outside the words.But Mr. Zheng's face, is that normal thickness?Of course, I have to pretend that I didn’t understand (≧ω≦) / "Congratulations, you have accepted a good student." Mr. Zheng said in a happy tone.

Professor Chen is not stupid: "If you have anything to say, just say it."

No, no, I already know what I want to know the most. Your tone of voice just now has already explained everything. The child is really your student, and it's not my youngest playing tricks and lying, so I'm relieved.All that's left is chatter.Mr. Zheng was not looking for something to say, but he talked about something he was curious about: "Didn't you say you want to start a business? You still want to take him in as an apprentice?"

Professor Chen was very angry: "Then you give back my three?"

"This, haha, haha, hahahaha!"

"Don't pretend you don't know!" Professor Chen was angry, "Take three at a time, at least leave one for me! It's not that I don't understand the country's difficulties!"

"Don't you have several more?"

Speaking of this, Professor Chen became even angrier! "Can it be the same? Say it yourself, you have led tens of thousands of soldiers, how many of them have really survived? Tell me, don't pretend to be silent, I know you are listening!"

"I'm listening, I'm listening. Hey, you've made a contribution to the country, keep working hard, come on! If it wasn't for this, would you still be so active in finding new disciples? Maybe you missed a good seed, right? ?”

So shameless!The next is also lost!Professor Chen was filled with grief and indignation: "Do you think it's so easy to find good seedlings? Don't make trouble! I don't believe you don't know that education has become popular and the literacy rate is high. The relative number of the top group of people basically doesn't get the big ones." Improve! This is not a problem that can be solved by education, this TM is determined by natural evolution! Born, born!"

"Diligence can make up for weakness, hard work can make up for weakness!" Mr. Zheng began to imitate the repeater.

When it comes to majors and teaching, Professor Chen doesn't give anyone face, and he complains more and more: "Can mental labor be the same as manual labor? Are you moving bricks? You work less during the day and do it secretly at night. Just caught up! When I praised Zhang Jianfeng (one of the three disciples who were snatched away) for his hard work, can you think about it first? His intelligence is already top-notch? If his intelligence is not up to the standard, he will never be able to become a student in front of me. Okay? A group of people who are serious and hardworking, but can’t do scientific research, is it useful for my research? Is it useful? The truth is in front of me, but I can’t find it. What are you going to do? What are you doing? As a graduate student of mine, most of them are busy day and night, and I feel distressed when I see it, but he just didn’t make a breakthrough, and everyone who watched it would be anxious to death!”

The reality is always so cruel.Repeatedly tell the story of the tortoise and the hare to the younger generation, and encourage everyone to study hard.But an unavoidable fact is that a tortoise can only outrun a sleeping rabbit.Unless both parties are rabbits, hard work can become the decisive factor for long-term accumulation and distance-the premise is that other rabbits do not work hard.

Old Zheng smiled awkwardly: "Hahahaha, hahaha, why don't you find someone to stay and let him go into business?"

"Can I stop that? I found a good seedling, he is my ancestor!" Professor Chen was also full of bitterness, "If you don't give me a good face, he will definitely stop talking to me, and he can talk to me in the future There are no more people here. Well, at least he can come over and discuss some issues, maybe he will be inspired at some time and can make new projects. Besides, I am also very interested in what he said."

Famous academic masters need disciples to carry forward their own academic schools.Even some great theories were carried forward by disciples after death, and they also became famous after death because of the efforts of their disciples.With no successors, the theory has become an absolute success, epic tragic and poignant?This kind of "romantic" feeling will be confused by a big cow.Who wants to be a poignant legend?Soul light!We want to live and be cute patriarchs!Then with a kind face, he instructed the younger children to "study hard".

So even if Yue Ning "doesn't do his job properly", as long as he is not a sleeping rabbit, Professor Chen will choose him instead of a tortoise.Different from the tortoise and the hare in fairy tales, in many fields, even if the rabbit is asleep and the tortoise keeps running, although the rabbit can't get something, the tortoise can't get it either.

"Hey? How do you say it?"

"Once the society has a technical need, this need will push science forward more than ten universities. Well, I want to see how he guides social needs to push science forward."

"Hmm," Mr. Zheng's squeak became a little serious, "Isn't this involving capital?"

"What we are doing now, which one is divorced from and violates the basic laws?"

The two chatted for a while, hung up the phone, and thought about each other.Two hours later, Yue Ning's latest information was on Mr. Zheng's desk.There is an extra stack of handouts on Professor Chen's desk.

Professor Chen was still very puzzled: Even if Zheng Xixing invested in the company, he wouldn't just lead people to Zheng's house, would he?When Yuening comes to class tomorrow, he still has to ask.

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Sitting in Zheng Xixing's car, Yue Ning, who was going to Grandma Lin's house, didn't know that Professor Chen was going to interrogate him, but looked at Zheng Xixing gnashing his teeth next to him: "Is it—"

"Huh?" Zheng Xixing's nasal voice was a bit harsh, and after meeting Yue Ning's eyes, he quickly adjusted his tone, "Oh, don't roll your eyes anymore, just be honest and let me go The eyes here are full of words, isn’t it good words?”

"Familiar, I'm not so humorous with ordinary people. Hey, tell me, is there something strange about your uncle? Your family is too kind to me, right? I'm not a giant panda."

When it came to this, Zheng Xixing felt aggrieved once in a while, and said, "They think I'm going to do something bad."

"Hahahaha!" Yue Ning laughed loudly, "It must be because I look like a good person that I think you haven't done anything bad."

Zheng Xixing was even more aggrieved, looked at Yuening sadly, and said in his heart: No, it's because he thinks I'm worse! "You are obviously a brat, why do you pretend to be a good baby!"

Yue Ning laughed even louder.

Zheng Xixing looked at him and smiled, and when he thought about this oolong, he couldn't laugh or cry.It must be uncle's pot!Really, can't good friends play jokes?What a prostitute sees prostitution!I was going to abduct a grandson-in-law for you (I didn't), but now it's so embarrassing, just wait, I don't care if I abducted someone else!

Yue Ning still smiled: "Do you have any bad records that make people so nervous?"

Zheng Xixing's face darkened: "It's because they are too rigid."

"It's all stereotyped..." Yue Ning deliberately misunderstood.

Zheng Xixing became angry from embarrassment, stretched out his long hand, grabbed the person and rubbed him: "How did you talk? How did you talk?"

Yue Ning couldn't help laughing, lying on his arm.Zheng Xixing's arms sank, feeling... a bit weird.Yue Ning turned his face and looked at him with a smile: "Oh, it's okay, it's okay, don't be naughty~~~Hey? Are you blushing? Just say you are naughty~~~"

Zheng Xixing's face was hot, and his nine-cousin's crusade echoed in his mind: "Youngest, is the child an adult? Don't stretch out your hands!" He has always been shameless, and when he is misunderstood, he always has a face of "Shut up! "It's so cold.But this time, it's rare to be angry!Obviously not!

He stretched out his hand and pinched the little monk's flushed cheeks, huh?It feels good in the hand, give it another pinch.

After pinching three times, I was struck by lightning: what am I doing?

In a daze, Yue Ning took the opportunity to get up: "What are you doing? It's not that I hurt you."

Zheng Xixing smiled in disguise: "Who are you? My grandfather treats you much better than me!"

"Qie~" Yue Ning replied with one syllable, "Isn't it because you care about you?" If you really believe that other people's grandpa likes you more, then you would be silly.Moreover, Yue Ning was very suspicious that Zheng Xixing had something to say, and there must be something inside.The general direction is correct, but the small details are just... but when it comes to this, he can't ask any more questions.Anyway, he and the entire Zheng family will not deal with each other so soon.

After sitting down, Yue Ning began to count his handicrafts. Xia Mengmeng's birthday is getting tighter every day, and today he has to work overtime to make things.

Zheng Xixing fell into deep thought, and when Zheng Xixing was struck by lightning, Zheng Xixing suddenly realized: Uncle cheated on me!Uncle cheated on me!Uncle cheated on me!

Taking a sneak peek at Yue Ning, Zheng Xixing felt like crying for the first time: MD!I must have been given a psychological hint, otherwise how could I watch it more and more... Stop it!You obviously think that if you trap people, in a few years, you will be able to become your niece and son-in-law.It must be so!So the more I observe and discover his strengths, the more I feel that he is a suitable companion who can live a lifetime.This is empathy!Lao Zhou hurt me!Lao Zhou hurt me!

The car soon arrived at Huanyu, and Yue Ning was about to get off: "Brother Fourteen?"

"what?!"

"You're a little weird today."

Zheng Xixing quickly cleared up his mood: "The whole family wronged me!"

It's a good excuse, Yue Ning didn't have this kind of family experience, so he quickly accepted this statement: "Then I will accompany the exam tomorrow, so I won't come here for now."

"All right, go ahead, they should be able to handle the company's affairs. Not to mention, Lin Qiang has two talents, and Wang Yuzhi is really talented. I said, didn't you consider recommending her to your teacher?"

"Sister Zhi can be discovered by herself. It's not good to recommend something."

"Hey, I'm not asking you to sell favors. For example, it's inevitable to mention it occasionally. Don't you think she's good? What's the point of a person with a good level appearing in your conversation? Strange?"

"Oh, that, I mentioned that, I don't know what Teacher Chen thinks. You also found out, right? Sister Zhi is an awl, and she will definitely stand out."

"Well, it's getting late," Zheng Xixing looked at his watch, "to send you back?"

"No, I have to go to Teacher Chen."

Zheng Xixing said to the driver: "You take him there, come and pick me up at 05:30."

"Hey……"

"Call Lao Zhou, and I'll send a car to pick you up tomorrow. Don't you want to do handwork? Hey, if you have time, make one for me. My mother and Mengmeng have their birthdays together."

"Huh? Is that so? What pattern does Auntie like?"

"She doesn't have any special preferences... Well, it's just good-looking, it doesn't need to be too complicated."

This is the same as ordering in a restaurant and saying "whatever" to the waiter, so worrying!Yue Ning slandered, but still took a ride to Professor Chen's house.On the way, I called Zhou Shiwen, Grandma Lin and others, and explained my whereabouts and time to go home.Not long after, the Chen family arrived.

Professor Chen was waiting for the battle, and Yue Ning looked around, but the reinforcements were not there.

Professor Chen cleared his throat: "Don't look, your teacher's wife (his wife, Professor Tang) flew to Yunnan for a meeting, Xiaohui went to the studio and got nervous, and Xiaogang went to Inner Mongolia to find inspiration. Tell me!"

Yue Ning: =口=!How can you abandon me? "What?"

"What's that in your hand?"

"Well, let's do some handicrafts with the exam... Well, there is a sister who helps me contact the foreign language school cram school..." The voice became lower and lower.

"Put it in the living room, the bag is going to be broken, Xiao Wang, find him a new bag and pack it!"

"Thank you, Aunt Wang." Yue Ning thanked Aunt Wang.

Aunt Wang smiled and said, "Hey, no thanks."

"Okay! You come up here!" Professor Chen took him to the study, "Sit down and talk. Didn't you go to accompany the exam today? Why did you go to Zheng's house?"

"Well, that, Senior Zheng and his uncle went to inspect and said that they haven't been home for two months. I happened to be next to him, so I brought them over by the way."

"By the way, his grandpa will call me?"

Yue Ning also became serious: "Call you? So, I also think his uncle is a bit strange today, but Senior Zheng said that he is afraid that he will do bad things."

"Huh? Tell me carefully."

The teacher and the student exchanged information carefully, and Yue Ning seemed to realize something: "No wonder, it turned out to be like this. Probably because you think your students shouldn't go into business, so you suspect me as a liar? It's no wonder, put I can't think of it."

"He's just an old fox!" Professor Chen said angrily, "You have to be careful, just concentrate on doing research! Don't get involved in these messes! Although it's about making money, don't forget your heart , is to make life better, not the other way around! If you can’t do it, come back and do research! So, don’t lose your hard work, you know?”

"Yeah, I understand, I don't touch what I shouldn't. I just have something to tell you."

Even if the teachers and students were beaten to death, they would never have imagined that the brains of the Zheng family had broken through the sky.

Professor Chen leaned back: "What's the matter?"

"That's right, the instant messaging software I'm going to make."

"Huh? Do it." Da Niu would not intervene unless it was a particularly difficult problem, otherwise he would have done it himself, obviously faster than Yue Ning.

"The Y[-]K problem."

Professor Chen sat up straight: "How do you say it?"

In his previous life, even though Yue Ning was a rich man, he had heard of the Y[-]K bug to some extent.It is a pity that he himself knows nothing about the IT industry, programming and other issues, and he does not know how to solve them.It wasn't until I entered university this time that I came across similar problems.Now writing the program, he stood at a fork in the road: "In fact, the millennium bug will cause problems, but it should not cause catastrophic consequences as some people think. Governments should have begun to pay attention to it. My question is, if now Will there be any conflict between my software and the existing two-digit year counting program? Will it go together with the light and solve the trouble together at that time? Or leave a door in advance?"

Professor Chen smiled gratifiedly: "Everyone is studying this issue, and you don't think it's a big problem?"

Even if he was not born again, and he clearly knew that the bug did not have particularly serious consequences, Yue Ning could deduce it: "It is a bug itself, not a virus. The reason for it was that the hardware level was not enough at that time. There has been a consensus on this for a long time. Yes. Now that the hardware level has improved, it should not be too difficult to solve, but it is trivial and requires cooperation."

Professor Chen breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes. We are indeed preparing to establish a project now. How about it? Are you interested?"

Yue Ning was struggling...

Professor Chen smiled: "Let's write yours first. If you have any questions, let's discuss them together."

Yue Ning was overjoyed: "Hey!"

"Get out!"

"Hey." It's not easy. Instant messaging software can't be created in a day or two. Even if you know what it looks like and how it works, it will take some time to get it out.However, if Professor Chen is willing to give some pointers on the key content, the development date will be greatly shortened... Yue Ning considers whether to give Professor Chen a bonus.

"Let's go after dinner."

"Uh-huh."

That day, the two of them had dinner together. At the dinner table, Professor Chen suggested that it would be better for him to stay in the Taoist school. Anyway, the current computer can bear it.The Y[-]K problem should be caused by old machines, which will be eliminated sooner or later. Now that PCs are being updated faster and faster, it is more appropriate to develop a framework that can be used for a long time. Just new ones, and don’t overthink the old ones.At the same time, remind Yue Ning that the upgrade of the network connection method will also affect the software.Dial-up access to the Internet will soon be phased out.

Yue Ning knew this, and was still grateful for Professor Chen's reminder. Seeing that Professor Chen ate less, he asked him if he had a bad appetite.Professor Chen felt relieved: "It's all right, I didn't exercise a little today. It was too hot in the afternoon, so I didn't go out."

After eating, Yue Ning picked up the bag and found that Aunt Wang had packed it very carefully. She put materials in one bag, tools in one bag, and semi-finished products in another bag, and packed them in a big strong bag altogether. 【Aunt Wang seems to have a little grandson, let’s make him a little grasshopper cage. ] So happy to decide.

Say goodbye to Professor Chen and Aunt Wang: "Goodbye teacher, goodbye Aunt Wang."

Professor Chen said unhappily: "Xiaohui took back the box you made."

"Ah."

Professor Chen became even more angry: "What about mine?"

Aunt Wang turned her head away, covered her mouth and laughed.

What are you missing?No, what do you want this for?I'm going to make one for Teacher Tang. "Uh, it's not ready yet, it's my girl's birthday, so hurry up. Yours will be ready soon." Then, make a pen holder?

"That's about the same." Professor Chen was satisfied.

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The next day, Yue Ning accompanied the exam for another day. There were no accidents on this day, and the makeup box for Xia Mengmeng was also ready.Zhou Shiwen was amazed: "You can use it to pick up girls."

"What?" Yue Ning didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Which girl can be abducted by a box?"

"That might be. What else are you going to do?"

"Well, that, Senior Zheng said, his mother's birthday is coming soon, but I don't know what kind of pattern my aunt likes."

Zhou Shiwen stroked his chin: "She is very kind. Think about it, with a son like Lao Zheng, his temper has long since disappeared."

"Pfft, hahahaha."

"Let me tell you, it's true! Lao Zheng has a dead face since he was a child, and he looks disgusted by everyone. Only Wei San and his gang are so stupid. Just take them to play. After a long time, I also treat them as brothers, and take care of them if there is nothing to do..."

At a time and place unknown to Zheng Xixing, Zhou Shiwen sold him out.However, Zhou Shiwen still provided useful information: "His mother liked Maozi style things when she was young, but later..."

Yue Ning said: "Use bamboo to make Maozi-style things? It's better to make gold and inlaid gems." Maozi-style, just one word - trench!I can't afford to give it away QAQ Zhou Shiwen spread his hands: "That's all I know. Hey? What are you doing?"

"Carve an accordion." Anyway, I don't expect her old man to really use it.

The internal structure is done, so it can be done very quickly, and the styling takes a little effort, but it won't be too much trouble.The box is half done, and the test is over.Zhou Shiwen saw that the soldiers all had good expressions, Longxin was very happy, please have a big meal, and allow one person to drink two or two small wines.Yue Ning still drank milk, and when he came back after eating and drinking, Lin Qiang cried to him: "Sister Zhi compares us to scum."

Yue Ning laughed unconscionably, before Lin Qiang pounced on him, he ran to find Grandma Lin: "Grandma, help!"

Lin Qiang: "Day!"

Grandma Lin: "How do you say swear words?"

Lin Qiang: ...

The next day, Yue Ning received a call from Xia Mengmeng: "Tomorrow is my birthday party, will you come?"

Yue Ning was taken aback: "Isn't it three days later?"

"Don't mention it. At that time, can you still let go of the serious place at home? Come on, I will hold a small party tomorrow. OK?"

Yue Ning thought for a while: "What time? Where?"

"I knew you would come, and I will pick you up when the time comes!"

The author has something to say: Grandpa Zheng is not so easily fooled.

Let me declare again that everything related to the IT professional industry is based on my guesses!

Don't ask me why I made it up, because I'm a scumbag