King's induction manual

Distressed?

Maybe a little bit, but it's definitely not because I hate pigs.

"Where do I start with this? If I don't like you, what would I do if I didn't want to get close to you, and why would I come to participate in the Big Stomach King? The competition is indeed very good, but there is no shortage of delicious food at home." Jiang Chongli said in a low voice .

Nalan Xiaozhu sneered, "For me? Isn't it for 500 million? Ordinary people can't make so much money in their lifetime, enough to give you a reason to work hard."

Jiang Chongli nodded, "It's really a lot. I'm one of the people who can't make that much money in my life. I don't even want to buy a Shanzhai mobile phone for myself. But so what, I said it's for you, just for You, I like you very much, I want you to like me very much, and live with me. Believe it or not, this is the truth, and I won't lie to you."

Nalan Xiaozhu was stunned.

"I'm not lying to you, so you don't want to lie to me either. If Xiaozhu dares to do something wrong to the king... I was wrong. I shouldn't have run away before, but I should have faced the difficulties. Even if Xiaozhu played tricks, I should never give up on you."

Nalan Xiaozhu gritted her teeth and showed a cold smile, "Oh? If I'm really a bad person, what can you do? Why don't you give up on me? Tell me?"

Jiang Chongli leaned over, leaned close to Mr. Nalan's ear, and whispered, "I will strip you naked, tie your four little hooves, hang you upside down, and give your fart a hard kick first." Fart, until you are rosy and tender, and then put you on the firewood, smear golden honey all over your body, roast you until the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and it melts in your mouth... I will make you into a dish The most delicious roast suckling pig, one bite at a time, eat it all dry."

Nalan Xiaozhu showed no fear, turned his head and looked at Jiang Chongli, his eyes were full of playful provocation, "If you have the ability, try it."

The distance between the two, breath and smell.

"This king is naturally capable, and he will definitely swallow the little piggy into his stomach..."

Kaz——

The taxi stopped suddenly.

Jiang Chongli couldn't sit still, and was thrown into Nalan Xiaozhu's arms by inertia.

"Oh, my king's nose..."

"How do you drive!" Nalan Xiaozhu supported Jiang Chongli and yelled at the driver.

Unexpectedly, the driver master was more tempered than him, and he cursed at him in a minority language that he couldn't understand, and Nalan Xiaozhu's face was ashen.

After scolding the driver, he was still angry, opened the car door, and drove the two of them out of the car aggressively. He didn't even want money, so he just threw them on the side of the road with no village in front of him or a shop in the back. Then he started the car and walked away. go.

Jiang Chongli was dumbfounded, he stood on the curb with his mouth open, and was blown by the wind and sand in the northwest.

"Bah, bah," Jiang Chongli spat out the sand in his mouth, "What's the matter with the uncle, he's so aggressive, he's almost eating people, hey, little pig, what is he scolding us for?"

Nalan Xiao Zhuqing gritted her teeth and said with a straight face, "The general idea is, two gay guys who are going to die, if you want to get gay, go to another place, don't dirty his car."

Jiang Chongli blinked his eyes, "This uncle is so fashionable, even gays know it."

"Careless, what does it mean, do you understand? Besides, why can't people know gays? Local religious believers are taboo about this. It's not bad that they didn't pull out a sheep-killing knife to kill us." Nalan Xiaozhu said.

Jiang Chongli shook his head straight, "This uncle is not very conscious. These days, he doesn't even know political correctness, so he shouldn't be homophobic about anything."

"I'm afraid he's out of my control, but who's gay, you have to make it clear!" Nalan Xiaozhu almost exploded with rage.

Jiang Chongli spread his hands and looked innocent, "Little pig, it's no use yelling at me. It's the uncle who said you are gay, not me."

"Did he only mention me? Didn't he mention you?" Nalan Xiaozhu said angrily.

"You said me, so that's why it's strange," Jiang Chongli was very puzzled, "I didn't say anything strange, did anything strange, why would Mao be treated as a gay, it's really unfair."

Nalan Xiaozhu: "..."

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Chongli poked him.

Nalan Xiaozhu sighed heavily, "...it's nothing."

"what?"

"It's okay! Don't poke around with your hands and feet all the time." Nalan Xiaozhu slapped Jiang Chongli's paw, "Be more honest, be careful, and be less willful. It's really your home outside, and everyone has to pamper you and protect you." you?"

"Where did this sentence come from?"

"Because you have spoiled virtue!"

Jiang Chongli tilted his head, smiled, gently took Nalan Xiaozhu's hand, and shook it carefully, "Little pig, I'm not afraid of being spoiled. This king likes being spoiled the most, and you like being spoiled too." Me, right?"

"Oh? Am I pampering you? Didn't I have ulterior motives and am always ready to plot evil, and want to watch your internal organs?" Nalan Xiaozhu sneered.

Jiang Chongli shook him again, "Little pig, don't be angry with me, it's my fault to be angry with you."

Nalan Xiaozhu turned his face away, not looking at him, and snorted heavily.

"Little pig hums really nicely, let me hum again?"

Nalan Xiaozhu couldn't bear it any longer, and kicked that shameless person heavily.

Jiang Chongli jumped away, scratching the back of his head, laughing happily.

Silence fell between the two.

Jiang Chongli looked into the distance, breathed the dry air, and suddenly whispered: "I'm not joking, I'm serious."

Nalan Xiaozhu didn't look at him, didn't speak, and didn't ask him which sentence he was serious about.

Maybe Jiang Chongli's words are serious, whether he likes Nalan Xiaozhu, or even if Nalan Xiaozhu is a bad person, he will never give up on him.

After standing for a while, Nalan Xiaozhu said, "Let's go."

"Ok?"

"Aren't you going to find your friend? Let's go. I'll take you there."

As soon as the words fell, Nalan Xiaozhu's car drove over. The two got in the car and went straight to the largest car rental company in the city. It is the first choice for self-guided tourists in the Gobi. Not only can you rent cars that are very suitable for driving in the desert Sand off-road vehicles, and experienced guides can also be hired.

If the Scarlet Blood Earl wants to go treasure hunting, this is definitely the place to go, and his appearance is so eye-catching, it will definitely leave a deep impression on people.

Sure enough, the owner of the car dealership had a very deep memory of the earl, and he said endlessly that he had never seen a foreigner with such a beautiful hair color when he grew up.

Then, I don't know how Nalan Xiaozhu negotiated, anyway, the boss even graciously gave the GPS signal of the earl's rented car, so that they could use satellite to track the whereabouts of the red blooded earl.

Jiang Chongli was in a cold sweat, "Hey, hey, the boss is not very moral, just sold the client like this? If we are bad guys, track him down in a deserted place in the desert...God knows what bad things we will do."

"If I'm really a villain and want to do bad things, do you think I can't do it in the city?" Nalan Xiaozhu smiled inexplicably, "Jiang Chongli, you think me too simply."

Jiang Chongli blinked, "I know you are not simple, your family has a much deeper heritage than the Second Pao's family, and the Second Pao has told me about it."

"Yeah, I'm not simple, and you're not a simple guy either." For some reason, he suddenly rubbed Jiang Chongli's head.

Nalan Xiaozhu's driver went to replenish the supplies needed for the expedition. After that, they also changed to an off-road vehicle and drove out of the city into the vast desert.

The scenery of the Gobi Desert is high and wide, majestic and desolate, magnificent but ruthless.

Jiang Chongli looked at it excitedly for a long time, but the scenery remained the same, so he got tired of watching it.

Moreover, the road is extremely difficult to walk. Even though the off-road vehicle is equipped with the most advanced shock absorption system, it is still terribly bumpy and the ride is extremely uncomfortable.

"If you want to vomit, hurry up and don't vomit in the car." Nalan Xiaozhu said.

"Why do I feel like throwing up?"

"Is it okay to eat so much?"

Jiang Chongli directly grabbed the little pig's hand and let him touch his deflated belly.

Nalan Xiaozhu looked surprised, and touched it carefully. After confirming that it was not his own illusion, the look in Jiang Chongli's eyes couldn't help but become extremely weird.

"This king is amazing." Jiang Chongli was triumphant.

"...Maybe I should really take a good look at your internal organs." Nalan Xiaozhu said seriously.

Jiang Chongli hugged his chest and hummed, "No, I'll be shy~"

"Don't be disgusting, Bala, sit down." Nalan Xiaozhu was very disgusted.

But the journey is really boring. You can watch DVDs in the car, but what's the point of watching movies alone.

Jiang Chongli then took Nalan Xiaozhu to play poker. Within half an hour, he changed five ways of playing poker, and all of them were killed without leaving behind.

His Majesty lost his pants and was unhappy, so he pulled out the psp to play online battle games.

Then, within the next hour and a half, he was killed without leaving any traces.

Jiang Chongli was furious, and rushed over to torment that wicked little pig.

As a result, the real person pk also lost terribly.

Jiang Chongli was extremely unwilling and rolled desperately in the car.

Nalan Xiaozhu was so troubled by him that he had no choice but to play the online version of monster abuse with him, and form a team with this guy to torture the boss together.

This time, Jiang Zhongli was very angry, and those so-and-so dragons and so-and-so birds who were said to have abused the players over and over again fell under Nalan Xiaozhu's butcher's knife, howling.Standing by the side, Jiang Chongli rubbed off one victory after another, his backpack was full of trophies, and he smiled triumphantly with his hips on his hips, as if he had a share of the credit in the process of overthrowing the monster.

The two can finally play harmoniously and happily, as long as Jiang Chongli rushes towards the huge group of monsters with a knife, and then chops up the little pig teammate by mistake.

When night fell, the Scarlet Blood Earl's car finally stopped. The Earl started ahead of them, but the speed was slower than them. He should be looking for the right path, not as direct as their purpose.

So Nalan Xiaozhu decided to drive an extra hour or two to catch up with the Earl tonight.