King's induction manual

Facing the big skeleton attacking wildly, the bad zombie ran around in the kitchen while screaming strangely.

The big skull is tall and has solid bones. When it runs, it slams on the ground and makes a loud bang. While running, it spews fire from its mouth, so the speed is even slower.

Jiang Chongli is much lighter and quicker because of the different material structure, and this night's buffet dinner is extremely rich, and his skills have improved all the way. At this time, he is erratic in front of him, playing with the devil's steps to tease the big skeleton , really don't take it too easy.

"Catch me, if you have the ability, catch me." Jiang Chongli made faces at the big skull while running.

The big skeleton was running out of breath, and the fire-breathing mouth was burning red all around, and it was hard to even touch a hair of the bad zombie.

"You...you have the ability, don't run away..." Big Skeleton shouted, panting heavily.

"If you don't run away, why don't you just stand stupidly and get grilled and skinned by you? This king doesn't have such a hobby." Jiang Chongli giggled, "Big bone, you chase after me fast, are you going to renege on your promise and get fat? You really are skinless and shameless." of."

Big Skeleton got angry again, and chased after him.

Jiang Chongli continued to walk him in circles, like walking a dog.

The big skeleton chased him for a few laps, thinking it was wrong, just as he was about to stop chasing, the bad zombie used words to run on him again, he was so angry that he could only continue chasing.Just playing chasing and fleeing games in the big kitchen in circles like this, Jiang Chongli is not too tired, the snake man and Luo Ji just look at the mosquito coils, they really can't understand the bad mood of a certain bad zombie.

And the most pitiful one was Cai Qing, he couldn't move or speak, being hugged by Jiang Chongli, turning around, he was about to vomit.

In the future, if he sees the carousel in the amusement park, he will definitely have psychological shadows.

The big skull couldn't catch up, so he had to hold his waist to stop, panting so hard that he was about to faint, not to mention continuing to yell, he couldn't even speak.

"Stop chasing?" Jiang Chongli hasn't had enough fun yet, how interesting it is to run after people, he suddenly felt that being a hunted bunny is also very interesting, but it's a pity that the staying power of this big skeleton is really not strong.

"..." The big skeleton pointed at Jiang Chongli tremblingly, and the bones and knuckles on his fingers were trembling too violently, and there was a tinkling sound.

The red eyes of the bad zombie suddenly lit up, "Hey, your bones are of good texture, they sound pretty nice."

"?" Big Skeleton stared at him blankly. What does this mean? Why did he suddenly praise him?

The bad zombie rubbed its fingers, and approached the big skull, "Since it sounds so good, don't waste money, come, donate a few, and give it to me for fun."

The other three people in the room looked at Jiang Chongli in disbelief.How could he come up with such a ridiculous and senseless idea, it's too cruel and inhuman!

The big skull hasn't reacted yet, and still maintains a sluggish state.

"Hehehe, if you don't object, you agree. You are a big bone, I didn't expect you to be willing to sacrifice your life heroically for the sake of pleasing me."

As he said that, Jiang Chongli stretched out his claws, ripped off the big skull's clothes, and knocked off a few ribs.

The big skull was dumbfounded, looked down at his chest, and then at the bad zombie who was knocking his bones around. It took a long time before he realized what happened.

He exhausted all his strength, let out a miserable howl, and was about to rush forward to fight Jiang Chongli, but Jiang Chongli took a step faster, swung his ribs first, and struck the big skull's skull as if it were some kind of percussion instrument. .

"Candies and sticks, big bones, this king treats you to lollipops." Jiang Chongli smiled openly, playing non-stop.

The big skull was beaten several times, and the eye sockets gradually turned into poached eggs. He lowered his head and tried his best to pull on his broken clothes, trying to cover his exposed breastbone, but after several times of pulling, he still couldn't cover it. The big skull hugged his chest, He squatted down slowly, buried his skull in his arms, and cried.

The snake man looked sympathetic and sad, seeing the big skull like this, recalling what happened to him before, and the tip of his nose couldn't help but start to turn red.

Cai Qing had seen it once, and he was quite used to it, but Luo Ji couldn't see it straight. He never imagined that things could turn out like this.

That terrifying monster that was about to peel his skin was squatting on the ground and crying.

It's so absurd, so grotesque, and a little funny, isn't this really a dream.

This zombie, in the end...

Seeing the big skull crying, Jiang Chongli lost the interest to continue bullying him.

"This king is really kind and kind. Whenever you cry, my heart hurts." Jiang Chongli touched the smooth skull of the big skull, "Hey, break out a few bones yourself, and put a wind chime on this king, and this king will forgive you." .”

The big skull raised his head sobbingly, "But... But, tearing apart the bones, I will hurt..."

Jiang Chongli straightened his face and pointed at Luo Ji, "It hurts? When you stuffed his mouth with a bone, why didn't it hurt? Dare to say that the dog bone in his mouth was not removed from your body."

Big Skeleton looked at Luo Ji, and suddenly realized, he finally understood why he was treated like this, "Big... Great King, I was wrong, I shouldn't have shot at the little rabbit that the King liked, I will never Don't dare, this... then put him down."

The Zombie King is very satisfied, this guy is still very discerning.

"Don't put it away," Jiang Chongli waved his hand, "Just take out the bone in your mouth."

The big skeleton immediately took the order, and even crawled to take out the bone.Luo Ji finally got his mouth free, and immediately opened his mouth to call Cai Qing.

"Brother Cai!"

Cai Qing winked at him, Luo Ji stopped talking, his eyes fixed on the zombie.

"My lord, I..." Big Skeleton stood in front of the bad zombie at a loss.

Jiang Chongli returned the ribs to him. Just as the big skull was about to be happy, he heard Jiang Chongli say, "Why are you standing still, put on the wind chimes quickly, and pick out white, tender, long, beautiful bones to wear. I'm waiting to take them home and hang them under the eaves to listen to them." It's ringing."

The big skull hummed in frustration, took his own bones, and squatted in the corner to wear the wind chimes.

Jiang Chongli put Cai Qing on the chopping board, and stood side by side with Luo Ji, rubbing his hands and claws, laughing wildly, the two men looked at each other, and his face was livid with his smile.

"Oh, I finally caught all the little bunnies. Next, how can I enjoy you?" Jiang Chongli triumphantly pinched the face of this one, and then that one.

"A Luo chicken and a small vegetable can make scrambled eggs with green vegetables. Come on, Luo chicken, lay an egg for this king." The bad zombie stretched out its claws at Luo Ji.

Rocky couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed, "You are the chicken, your whole family is chickens, even if I am a chicken, it is still a big rooster, your rooster can lay eggs!"

Jiang Chongli asked suspiciously: "Didn't it mean that eggs can be born every day without fertilization?"

The snake man cleared his throat, and opened his mouth cautiously, "It's a good word, but the only thing that can give birth is a hen, a rooster, that's a meat eater."

"Oh..." Jiang Chongli was a little disappointed that he couldn't eat eggs, shook his head, and became happy again, "Then eat meat, chicken stewed with vegetables... It's not good, it doesn't taste right... It’s better to stir-fry chicken with green vegetables. Stinky little snake, you go to heat up the oil pan.”

The snake man agreed, and hurried to the stove to get busy.

Luo Ji and Cai Qing looked at each other with a look of misery in their eyes.

Is this their end?

The snake man is usually a pampered snake, and he really can't handle the stove. Jiang Chongli looked anxious, so he simply carried the big skeleton over and asked him to breathe fire.

But the pillar of fire from the big skull was so fierce that it accidentally burned the bottom of the pot, directly burning a hole in the iron pot.

"Hey, forget it, otherwise, just use your mouth to BBQ, this time pay attention to firepower." Jiang Chongli said.

The big skull took the initiative to take off his own skull and handed it to Jiang Chongli, "Zombie King, you can use it, just keep your eyes on me, so I can wear wind chimes for you."

Then, just sit down on the spot with only a bone frame left, and continue to do manual work.

Taking advantage of their inattention, Cai Qing stretched out his hand to Luo Ji with all his strength. Luo Ji understood, took the blade from Cai Qing's hand, and cut the rope on his body silently.

Cai Qing blinked at him, and typed out code words with the opening and closing of his eyes, telling him to run away by himself once he was out of trouble.

Rocky was stunned for a moment, and firmly disagreed.

Cai Qing gave Luo Ji a stern look. He is now completely weak, and his ability to move his fingers is already at his limit. Luo Ji still has the hope of escaping by himself.

Luo Ji secretly looked at the zombie, his eyes were fierce, if he could restrain this zombie...

Before Cai Qing could stop it, the zombie seemed to sense it, and turned to look at the two of them.The zombie's eyes are already like the purest red diamonds, hard and blood red.

The snake man also saw the zombie's eyes, and was taken aback suddenly, "My lord, your eyes seem to be even redder."

"Is there?" Jiang Chongli didn't realize it.

"Yes," the snake man nodded, "I look at it, and it's even redder than the earl's eyes."

The zombie has no interest in this, "I just want to get the little bunnies... eh? What do I want to do? Little bunnies... the purpose of catching bunnies must be to eat them, right, I am now I just want to eat the rabbits right away, little stinky snake, hurry up and prepare the seasoning."

The zombie was sitting in front of the window of the big kitchen, and the crescent moon was so bright that it was abnormally bright, casting straight from the window, covering his body.

The snake man stopped blankly, and the big skull pointed his skull at the zombie. Both Cai Qing and Luo Ji saw that the moonlight cast by the new moon was blood red, and this red light was like the tide, Drill into the body of the tall and handsome zombie.

The zombies at this time, bathed in the blood-red moonlight, are majestic, powerful, dangerous, strange, beautiful, and full of indescribable charm.

"Everyone is watching what I do," the Zombie King lazily raised his head, opened his mouth to swallow a mouthful of red moonlight, "Hurry up and wash the vegetables and chicken, so I can start cooking myself."

"What good skills can a person who has no sense of taste for more than 20 years have?"

A deep and cold voice drifted into my ears from the night wind, "If you cook, the good ingredients will be ruined."