King's induction manual

Qin Shan, I still ate.

The admonition you so strictly asked me to obey, today, is still broken after all.

Yuanjing, and potatoes, are really, really, very delicious, unbelievably delicious.

After I ate it, I realized that the life I spent every day in the past was all in vain.

Why do we have to suppress our nature, why can’t we eat what we were born to feed on, why do we treat ourselves so harshly and wrong ourselves.

Really, I don't understand your intention, Qin Shan.

If you knew that I took or even ate a person's essence, you would be very angry, but that's what you need to worry about after I find you.

I hope that I won't go too far in the future, and when I find you, I won't be too far away from your expectations.

Jiang Chongli calmed down, wiped his face clean, and felt very embarrassed when he thought of how he was crying silently.

How old is he, and he can really cry because of something, but he is surrounded by Xuan Xin from the beginning to the end, and this time is definitely black history.

He checked his hands and feet, and found that his shriveled body had recovered, and his skin was more moist than before. He couldn't help feeling a little surprised at this situation.

"If the primordial essence is scarce to the extreme, people will lose their essence, blood and soul, and die from wastage. You must be careful." Xuan Xin said.

Jiang Chongli suddenly realized that when he first met Xuan Xin, he was unable to speak because he had consumed a large amount of vitality through the door. It is estimated that Xuan Xin at that time was similar to his appearance just now.And after replenishing the essence, the dry body can recover very quickly, which is really miraculous.

"I didn't expect the instruction manual to be so powerful and require so many essences. I was careless and let you activate it without any preparation...and almost lost you." Xuan Xin's voice was full of self-blame.

"Don't say that, I'm fine," Jiang Chongli comforted him in turn, "It's also thanks to you, if you hadn't woken me up and taught me how to make Yuanjing potato cakes in advance, this time it would have been really bad. "

Xuan Xin still didn't let go, "Everything is luck, but you can never count on luck in doing things. You must think twice in the future, both of you and me."

"well."

After the manual was charged, the gold letters on the cover flickered slightly. Jiang Chongli picked it up, held his breath, and opened it to read.

I saw it said:

Index [-] of "The King's Instruction Manual Series: Important Notes on How to Catch Wild Delicious Subjects"

[-]. Approach carefully, feed carefully, and relax the opponent's vigilance.

[-]. Thunder made a move and captured in one fell swoop.

[-]. Implement domestication: touching small hands, giving sweet dates, and spanking.

[-]. Open your mouth and eat him.

[-]. In case of resistance, please use the King's exclusive skill: King's Touch.

[-]. In case of serious resistance or even counterattack, please decisively use the king's exclusive finishing move.

[-]. The name of the king's exclusive finishing move: Shameless!shameless! !shameless! ! ! (Say important things three times)

"..."

"..."

……what is this?

gone, gone?

Jiang Chongli turned it over and over without giving up, and after a lot of tossing, he finally confirmed that there are only a few lines in the manual, and there is really nothing more.

Pit father!

Jiang Chongli wished he could throw this foolish thing on the ground, and step on it a few times.

If such a fool can teach him how to be a king, killer whales can climb trees, and pandas can catch fish.

"Hey, you, don't pretend to be dead!" Jiang Chongli yelled at Xuan Xin on the other end of the headset.

"...not dead." Xuan Xin seemed a little speechless.

"This is the manual you asked me to find?"

"seems like it."

"I almost died, just to open it, and now I open it and look at it. Excuse me, how should I be a king?" Jiang Chongli went crazy.

"Is this..." Xuan Xin organized his words, "I heard that the instructions given by the previous leaders all have hidden meanings, and the current leaders need to study hard and understand the spirit of the documents, so they should not be like ordinary manuals. So straightforward."

"It's not straightforward, why do you have the nerve to call yourself an instruction manual? Just say that this is a reading comprehension question. Not only must you summarize the central idea, but also interpret the author's extended meaning back then, isn't it? You have to be a gangster with the title, and the title on the cover is simply fraudulent!"

"It should... still contain some useful information," Xuan Xin's tone was a little weak, "For example, first, it pointed out that as a king, he needs to capture his subjects, and the subject uses the word "delicious" to modify it, that is to say , is edible, in fact, this clarifies how to meet the basic physiological needs of the king."

Jiang Chongli was startled, as if he had some reason, "Go on."

"The modification of the word "wild" coincides with the current situation. People who can become subjects are everywhere, but they are basically in a wild state, disobedient, loyal, and not eaten. Therefore, if the king wants it, he must capture it. They take it as their own."

Jiang Chongli nodded, which was what Xuan Xin meant when he explained the relationship between the king and the noble lords.

"The first to fourth points explain the specific hunting steps, and the third point focuses more on the candy and stick policy needed to tame the subjects. It is still scientific."

Jiang Chongli nodded again, thinking he didn't see it, Xuan Xin was so good at reading comprehension, he couldn't decipher such a profound meaning from this amusing manual.

"The fifth point, mentioned a king's exclusive skill: the king's touch, I think it is a very important means of governance, using this skill, the king can get rid of those unwilling and disobedient courtiers who resist your rule. "Xuan Xin continued to interpret.

The king's touch?

Sounds like...a skill that cannot be described in words.

"What should I do?" Jiang Chongli asked.

"Since the king's exclusive skill is marked, it must be part of your innate instinct, and you need to figure it out on your own."

Jiang Chongli rolled his eyes silently.

"Articles [-] and [-], you don't know what they mean at all, what else can you decipher?" Jiang Chongli said.

Xuan Xin smiled softly, "Shameless, at least in my opinion, means never turning back. You see, I have gone through all kinds of difficulties and chased you to your house, asking you to be my king, but you slapped and slapped me again and again. Drive me away in slippers, if I had a thinner skin, there would be no situation between you and me."

Jiang Chongli was stunned, thinking about it carefully, this is really the case.

As soon as Xuan Xin came up, he restrained himself and kissed him forcefully. This was a catch, and then he gave him something delicious. I can't get rid of it, and I really can afford the word "shameless".

"I say……"

"Ok?"

"You really haven't read this manual before?"

"Of course not, I'm not a king, how could I see it." Xuan Xin denied.

"But I think that what you do is very methodical. You seem to have studied the instructions well. Compared with me, you are more like a king."

Xuan Xin only made a low chest-thumping sound, and didn't answer.

After a moment of silence, Xuan Xin said, "Chong Li's mentality seems to have changed a lot."

Jiang Chongli was startled, and slowly hummed.

"Chong Li doesn't want to drive me away from afar, and then become an An Ansheng little wage earner?"

Jiang Chongli lowered his eyes, "...I still think about it, such a life must be much simpler and happier than being a king."

However, he has something to do, so he should do it well first, and hope that after the dust settles, he can go back to being an ordinary office worker.

"I don't even have food to eat, how can I be happy." Xuan Xin snorted.

Also.

Jiang Chongli wondered if he could eat the essence of his colleagues while going to work, but in that case, the colleagues seemed to be pitiful.

"Let's take one step at a time." Jiang Chongli looked at the instruction manual again, and after confirming that there was nothing missing, he put it back in the safe.

The instructions are still here, maybe many years later, his successor, the next king, will also need it.

Suddenly, Jiang Chongli realized some incongruity, "Why is the manual written in Chinese?"

Xuan Xin asked strangely: "You just found out?"

Jiang Chongli recalled that along the way, the Sydney newspaper, the baroness, and the handsome blond and blue-eyed policeman all seemed to use Huaxia as their language.

"We are all descendants of Yan and Huang, so we naturally use Chinese language." Xuan Xin said.

Jiang Chongli was a little embarrassed, besides China, is there any country on earth that speaks Chinese?

"This...isn't the earth."

"Of course it's Earth." Xuan Xin said.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Your earth technology is relatively backward. Here, multiple worlds are common knowledge that everyone knows. This is also the earth, but because of the difference in historical trends, people here do not use the name of this planet in Western astronomy, but Following the ancient Chinese tradition, the land under our feet is called Jiuzhou. Jiuzhou and the earth are adjacent worlds, and they are neighbors to each other, which are both similar and different."

"..." Jiang Chongli's world view suddenly became clear, but he was a little bit dissatisfied, "Why didn't you make it clear before, you caused me to misunderstand many things, and I looked like a fool."

"Hearing is believing, seeing is believing. Only when you have personally experienced this world and experienced the magnificence of Jiuzhou, can my words enter your heart."

Jiang Chongli didn't make a sound, but raised the corners of his mouth.

"Do you like Jiuzhou? Do you want to eat delicious food? Then stay here and be my king. I promise to love you to the bone..."

"God is annoying, you." Jiang Chongli interrupted him immediately.This thief really seized every opportunity to lure himself.

Just as I was about to close the safe, I suddenly saw something inside.

Jiang Chongli took it out and saw that it was a soft and fluffy oblate body.

This... looks familiar, by the way, isn't it a cat wallet, but there is no kitten face on it.

There is a wallet, do you have cat coins in it?That's great, although the previous king came up with such an inconspicuous manual, he actually left money for him. It seems that others are not completely cheating.

Jiang Chongli was overjoyed and looked at the cat wallet over and over again.

However, where is the cat's chin? This purse doesn't have a kitten's face, so how can I scratch its chin?

Just as he was thinking about it, the golden essence poured into the wallet, Jiang Chongli was startled, but obviously, after eating, the essence was very abundant, and he didn't feel any discomfort when he fully charged the cat's wallet.

Then, on the cat wallet, a cute and fluffy cat face appeared.

Jiang Chongli stared at the cat face, speechless.

Xuan Xin also saw it, and said: "The image of the cat wallet is based on the owner's heart. Unexpectedly, you are quite... arrogant and domineering."

"No, you misunderstood," Jiang Chongli held his wallet in grief and indignation, "This time it doesn't count, how about doing it all over again?"

The face of a kitten... No, it should be the face of a big cat. He gave Jiang Chongli a look of contempt expressionlessly, and then turned his face to the back of the wallet.

"Why, did you think of a real cat?" Xuan Xin asked.

"As soon as I mentioned a cat, I remembered its face. Unexpectedly, the thoughts in my heart were read directly..." No way, he only knew this cat.

Jiang Chongli wanted to cry, "Old Huang, I was wrong, I shouldn't have thought of your face. Can this thing really be restored to factory settings?"

Lao Huang's cat face ignored him at all, he just yawned and closed his eyes to sleep.