[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

Likes to sing but is tone deaf, so this is on top of the mountain - hangs?

Su Xian was a little confused.

Although the painting style of the Queen Mother of the West seems to be a bit strange, but she has already come here, so she must visit and ask if she can settle down here. You can’t just go back to Yinshan just because you think the Queen Mother of the West’s painting style is wrong?

In order to show respect, Su Xian asked everyone to wait at the foot of the mountain, and he came to visit alone.

No, it's not enough preparation to go up like this.They are asking Queen Mother West for something now, and if the matter is successful, the two families will be considered neighbors in the future, and Queen Mother West must find them useful. Not only people from the Yinshan clan need Queen Mother West's territory to survive, and Queen Mother West needs her protection, Queen Mother West also needs the Yinshan clan. This is the only way to benefit each other.

What does Queen Mother of the West like?Sing.

Can Queen Mother of the West sing well?No, because of tone deafness.

Bring God Jiang!Dijiang has shown a very high level of music quality along the way, and he learned to sing really quickly.Su Xian taught him to sing those few lines of Little Apple Di Jiang, and Su Xian taught him to sing Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and Di Jiang's voice could easily howl to the highest pitch.

It wasn't until Su Xian rose up and taught him to sing rap that Di Jiang showed a certain degree of unacceptability.

"You go up with me, did you hear that voice just now? The Queen Mother of the West likes to sing but is not proficient in it. You are very talented in this area, and you may be able to please her," Su Xian pulled Di Jiang aside and began to teach him How to be a qualified salesperson: "However, if Queen Mother Xi is a stingy person, then you should stop talking, and don't let her be jealous of your good singing and try to harm you."

Di Jiang thought to himself, I am also the lord of the mountain, so I should be on an equal footing with Queen Mother Naxi, why should I please her again.

Just a little unhappy.

Su Xian frowned. This Dijiang is good everywhere, but it's not smooth.He was very worried about taking Di Jiang up hastily. As soon as Di Jiang saw the Queen Mother of the West, he said: "You sing so badly, you might as well stop singing."

Isn't that courting death?

He didn't know that in his eyes, Di Jiang was a little more innocent, but he wasn't that stupid. On the contrary, Di Jiang was worried that Lei Xia would be crushed to death if he provoked him.

Su Xian was quite worried: "You come up with me, just don't talk first."

Di Jiang nodded.

Because there is no one living in Yushan, there has always been no path, and there are weeds and trees everywhere. Halfway up the mountain, Su Xian has already been scraped and has a small cut on his body.

Seeing Di Jiang looking over, Su Xian waved his hands very manly: "It's okay, let's go on."

Even though I said so, I sat down on my ass ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Su Xian: "Don't be shy, I know you are tired, come and have a rest."

Di Jiang: "..."

Tsk, is it really good to save face so much... Di Jiang slandered in his heart.

Rest for a while and continue to go up. Yushan doesn't look like any wild animals. There is a shed at the top of the mountain, and there is no one in it.

What about the Queen Mother of the West?

Su Xian was looking for it when he heard a very strong voice from behind: "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

Looking back--

What a leopard girl with an unkempt figure and a hot animal skin and leopard tail!

Forgive him in his two lifetimes, but he has never seen a girl with such a non-mainstream hairstyle but such a good figure ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿ and the girl’s voice is as majestic as a man==

He was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized: "May I ask if your honor is the Queen Mother of Yushan West?"

The Queen Mother of the West has her leopard tail curled around her waist, which looks like a belt, and the style is very fashionable: "I am, what are you doing?"

It's time to show off my eloquence!Su Xian's eyes lit up, and a sincere expression of admiration was forcefully squeezed out on his face: "I heard Your Honor singing on the mountain at the foot of the mountain. Seeing this is really unusual!"

He gave a thumbs up: "What a soprano!"

Queen Mother of the West: (⊙v⊙)!

Dijiang: (⊙v⊙)!

Su Xian, what about your integrity!The howling was high-pitched, but why was it so melodious? !It's just a normal howl!

But don't care how Di Jiang complained about Su Xian in his heart!Queen Mother Xi's favorability has changed from unfamiliar to friendly!

Thousands of clothes, ten thousand clothes, flattery but not clothes!Su Xian gave herself a thumbs up in her heart.

The Queen Mother of the West was disheveled, but there was a little girl's shyness on her face: "Really? I can't sing well, so I made all the beasts on the mountain run away. Do you really think I sing well?"

good!The fish are hooked!

To deal with such a person, first boast to increase the favorability, and then give a sweet date a hammer and then give another sweet date, so as not to let the other party feel like "I want something from him", so that you can Talk about the conditions and lay the foundation for a long-term relationship.

Su Xian still looked sincere: "The so-called singing requires first the voice, but the tune, and the third is the lyrics. The Queen Mother of the West has a very good voice, which is also very suitable for high notes, and her breath is stable and long. So I want to ask, do you have any questions?" Don't you have a tune you're good at?"

The Queen Mother of the West showed embarrassment: "There is no one who is good at temperament... I don't know the tune."

You can't be right!

Di Jiang said in Su Xian's ear: "Teach her Little Apple, Little Apple!"

Queen Mother Xi heard: "What is a little apple?"

Su Xian shook his head: "Little Apple is not good. The Queen Mother of the West has a high voice, which is suitable for singing high notes. Little Apple has a bright tune, but it is not suitable for playing... I think there is something suitable..."

Then he turned his head and asked the system: "Quickly, what is the pitch of the song?!"

_(: 3ゝ∠)_It’s been so long, except for some divine songs, he has forgotten everything else... He decisively asks the system for help.

So a bunch of songs appeared in front of Su Xian:

"Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"

"sky Road"

"Plateau Red"

……

Su Xian: "..."

Tsk, why are they all folk songs, he doesn't remember the lyrics at all!

The system immediately threw the mall out with a "snap".

["Ten Songs with Bright and Familiar Melodies" directly implants the lyrics and tunes into the brain, and only needs 20 points! 】＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿It’s going to be twenty o’clock...

What else can I do... exchange it.

So at the moment when the exchange was successful, a familiar tune appeared in Su Xian's mind: "Singing the most dazzling national style leisurely ~ it is the most beautiful gesture in the whole sky ~"

It's still the original recipe, and it's still the familiar taste. For a moment, the time of watching a group of aunts dancing in the square seems to be back.