[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad
Chapter 29: Chapter 29: The Scumbag
After some bargaining, Su Xian decided that if the Queen Mother of the West had a good chant, she would teach her to be on the moon next.
He also understood that the Queen Mother of the West is a lover, and she likes songs with this style of painting, and Di Jiang prefers small and fresh shapes.In fact, Little Apple is not very suitable for Di Jiang, but he heard this song the first time he listened to it, and it sounds better than the ones he sang before, so he was just shocked.
"Di Jiang, the Queen Mother of the West got this job, don't be too sad, she is more suitable than you for shouting slogans."
Di Jiang covered his ears and nodded, thinking that this is for sure, no matter how nice the slogan is, it’s right to howl at the top of your throat→_→Who can howl better than the Queen Mother of the West...
The Queen Mother of the West was really satisfied when Su Xian hummed a few words above the moon, so she took everyone to shout chant.
A group of people pulled the grass rope back and forth, which looked like a tug-of-war. No one was lazy, and they were all working hard.Su Xian looked at it for a while, and suddenly felt that Queen Mother Xi shouldn't be taught the most dazzling ethnic style and "On the Moon". Looking at this style of painting, she should be taught to sing about the tracker's love.
What the trackers do is to pull and move goods for a living, which is quite similar to what they do.
So he turned his head and comforted Di Jiang: "I will teach you next time, don't worry."
Dijiang had no choice but to leave while humming to Little Apple.
Su Xian also started digging the soil. Just as he inserted the stone shovel into the ground, he heard a loud voice: "The boundless end of the world——!!!"
A group of people behind sang along: "It's my love——!!!"
Su Xian: "..."
Tsk, it seems that the Queen Mother of the West is really good at chanting, and she has mobilized everyone's enthusiasm for labor so quickly—no, the enthusiasm for chanting, and they chanted together.
When Su Xian participated in the labor force, he was asked to shout chant by superiors and teachers, but everyone felt it was too shameful, and no one listened anyway.
If there was such an energetic leader as Queen Mother of the West, maybe everyone would have shouted it _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Di Jiang also found something to do. It turned out that everyone was engaged in construction and road repairs, and there would be no food at night, so Su Xian asked Di Jiang and Qiao to find something to eat.Dijiang loves food the most, and cunning can ripen it, so it's very suitable for them to find something to eat.
Di Jiang put the cunning on his shoulder, and went happily.
"Everything else in Yushan is good, except that there are fewer wild animals—of course, this is also a good thing for me," Qiao explained, "There are pears on the sunny side of Nanshan, which are delicious, and they should be ripe now."
But Dijiang doesn’t like pears, he has two thoughts in his mind now, one is that he wants to eat meat, he used to have no face and couldn’t eat meat, but now he runs with the Yinshan clan these days, if they don’t eat meat, Dijiang can’t eat it, After all, he doesn't know how to cook; the second one just wants to eat preserved fruit marinated in honey. The taste of eating preserved fruit last time will never be forgotten for the rest of his life...
So he asked cunningly: "Tell me, where are there beehives on your mountain?"
Ji turned pale with shock: "You can save yourself! The bees are so fierce! When I was young, I was ignorant and went to steal honey to eat, and I was almost stung to death!"
Di Jiang frowned, this cunning is really timid - fairy beasts were also very weak when they were young, and it was common to be stung by bees, but now they are still afraid of bees when they are adults, and they are useless.
Well, if you don't want to say where the hives are, then ask Rou: "You said there are few wild beasts on this mountain, but it's impossible that there are no wild beasts. Do you know where there are wild beasts that make up nests?"
One beast is not enough for everyone to eat, we must have a litter _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Di Jiang didn't see it, and Qiao's face had changed.
——Although he has a hairy face, no one can see his face changing.
"Stop thinking like that! The jackals are the only ones left on this mountain, and they are planning to move in a few days... The jackals are all in groups. How could you beat them?"
Because there was no one around him, Dijiang became agitated, and he was not afraid to show his strength: "How can I not beat them?"
With a wave of his hand, a big tree fell to the ground.
Cunning: "...God."
Di Jiang shook his head: "You really can't keep up with the trend, you should say 'shit' at a time like this."
At this time Su Xian was digging the mud, suddenly sneezed and almost fell to the ground.
"Why are my ears so hot—who is speaking ill of me?"
Di Jiang was still teaching Qiao to learn how to speak from the people of the Yinshan clan, he felt that Qiao was too cowardly to be a fairy beast.What a great ability to ripen plants, but cunning can't make good use of it!Di Jiang felt that if he had such a good ability, he would have used it to ripen the food and then ate and drank it every day, absorbing the spiritual energy in the food every day, and cultivated it to a positive result sooner.
Or simply use this ability to find human clans, since this ability is so practical, people have to offer it no matter what?
It's useless to be so cunning. He obviously has good abilities, but until now he can only dawdle in the human clan.
_(: 3ゝ∠)_Di Jiang thought about it, but forgot that he was also dawdling in the Yushan clan.
Qiao is sensitive by nature, he feels that Dijiang seems to be a little bored with him, and he feels even sadder, about to cry against the wind.
[Cunning shows a new attribute: sentimental. 】
However, Qiao didn't reveal this attribute in front of Su Xian, and Di Jiang couldn't see what the system said, so Qiao's feelings were wasted.
In the end, Dijiang went to dig a beehive and beat two jackals.This Jade Mountain was poisoned by the Queen Mother of the West's singing voice, and many beasts couldn't survive.
"In the future, I have to go to the nearby mountain to catch some prey and come back." Seeing that today's food has been eaten, Di Jiang immediately felt happy: "Yi, look how good it is for you to follow me. The food is delicious and the food is spicy."
Cunning: "...But my name is not Yin." And I only want to eat sweets.
People say that the friendship between two people who have common interests will progress faster, but Di Jiang and Qiao have the opposite preferences, and their attitudes towards people are also quite different. Along the way, the relationship has changed from strange to bad.
When I went back in the evening, I saw that half of the house was covered with mud. Queen Mother Xi and her party also brought a pile of firewood, and they had vaguely cleared a road.
Dijiang captured two jackals, a honeycomb and a pile of pears, and was welcomed by the people of the Yushan clan, who ate the pears and sang.
Only cunning and sullen.
Su Xianti couldn't lift her two arms anymore, and now she could only sit down and eat pears, and didn't notice her cunning mood.Only Elder Tiangou found out, and asked softly. He felt that the patriarch of Tiangou was very kind and looked like a grandfather. He didn't say anything except that Di Jiang was not a human being but a fairy beast.
So Di Jiang found out that Elder Tiangou looked at him very delicately.
——If he has watched the family ethics TV series, he should know that the expression of Elder Tengu is the same as that of the natal family looking at the scumbag son-in-law.
Di Jiang frowned, looking even more "scumbag".
He also understood that the Queen Mother of the West is a lover, and she likes songs with this style of painting, and Di Jiang prefers small and fresh shapes.In fact, Little Apple is not very suitable for Di Jiang, but he heard this song the first time he listened to it, and it sounds better than the ones he sang before, so he was just shocked.
"Di Jiang, the Queen Mother of the West got this job, don't be too sad, she is more suitable than you for shouting slogans."
Di Jiang covered his ears and nodded, thinking that this is for sure, no matter how nice the slogan is, it’s right to howl at the top of your throat→_→Who can howl better than the Queen Mother of the West...
The Queen Mother of the West was really satisfied when Su Xian hummed a few words above the moon, so she took everyone to shout chant.
A group of people pulled the grass rope back and forth, which looked like a tug-of-war. No one was lazy, and they were all working hard.Su Xian looked at it for a while, and suddenly felt that Queen Mother Xi shouldn't be taught the most dazzling ethnic style and "On the Moon". Looking at this style of painting, she should be taught to sing about the tracker's love.
What the trackers do is to pull and move goods for a living, which is quite similar to what they do.
So he turned his head and comforted Di Jiang: "I will teach you next time, don't worry."
Dijiang had no choice but to leave while humming to Little Apple.
Su Xian also started digging the soil. Just as he inserted the stone shovel into the ground, he heard a loud voice: "The boundless end of the world——!!!"
A group of people behind sang along: "It's my love——!!!"
Su Xian: "..."
Tsk, it seems that the Queen Mother of the West is really good at chanting, and she has mobilized everyone's enthusiasm for labor so quickly—no, the enthusiasm for chanting, and they chanted together.
When Su Xian participated in the labor force, he was asked to shout chant by superiors and teachers, but everyone felt it was too shameful, and no one listened anyway.
If there was such an energetic leader as Queen Mother of the West, maybe everyone would have shouted it _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Di Jiang also found something to do. It turned out that everyone was engaged in construction and road repairs, and there would be no food at night, so Su Xian asked Di Jiang and Qiao to find something to eat.Dijiang loves food the most, and cunning can ripen it, so it's very suitable for them to find something to eat.
Di Jiang put the cunning on his shoulder, and went happily.
"Everything else in Yushan is good, except that there are fewer wild animals—of course, this is also a good thing for me," Qiao explained, "There are pears on the sunny side of Nanshan, which are delicious, and they should be ripe now."
But Dijiang doesn’t like pears, he has two thoughts in his mind now, one is that he wants to eat meat, he used to have no face and couldn’t eat meat, but now he runs with the Yinshan clan these days, if they don’t eat meat, Dijiang can’t eat it, After all, he doesn't know how to cook; the second one just wants to eat preserved fruit marinated in honey. The taste of eating preserved fruit last time will never be forgotten for the rest of his life...
So he asked cunningly: "Tell me, where are there beehives on your mountain?"
Ji turned pale with shock: "You can save yourself! The bees are so fierce! When I was young, I was ignorant and went to steal honey to eat, and I was almost stung to death!"
Di Jiang frowned, this cunning is really timid - fairy beasts were also very weak when they were young, and it was common to be stung by bees, but now they are still afraid of bees when they are adults, and they are useless.
Well, if you don't want to say where the hives are, then ask Rou: "You said there are few wild beasts on this mountain, but it's impossible that there are no wild beasts. Do you know where there are wild beasts that make up nests?"
One beast is not enough for everyone to eat, we must have a litter _(: 3ゝ∠)_
Di Jiang didn't see it, and Qiao's face had changed.
——Although he has a hairy face, no one can see his face changing.
"Stop thinking like that! The jackals are the only ones left on this mountain, and they are planning to move in a few days... The jackals are all in groups. How could you beat them?"
Because there was no one around him, Dijiang became agitated, and he was not afraid to show his strength: "How can I not beat them?"
With a wave of his hand, a big tree fell to the ground.
Cunning: "...God."
Di Jiang shook his head: "You really can't keep up with the trend, you should say 'shit' at a time like this."
At this time Su Xian was digging the mud, suddenly sneezed and almost fell to the ground.
"Why are my ears so hot—who is speaking ill of me?"
Di Jiang was still teaching Qiao to learn how to speak from the people of the Yinshan clan, he felt that Qiao was too cowardly to be a fairy beast.What a great ability to ripen plants, but cunning can't make good use of it!Di Jiang felt that if he had such a good ability, he would have used it to ripen the food and then ate and drank it every day, absorbing the spiritual energy in the food every day, and cultivated it to a positive result sooner.
Or simply use this ability to find human clans, since this ability is so practical, people have to offer it no matter what?
It's useless to be so cunning. He obviously has good abilities, but until now he can only dawdle in the human clan.
_(: 3ゝ∠)_Di Jiang thought about it, but forgot that he was also dawdling in the Yushan clan.
Qiao is sensitive by nature, he feels that Dijiang seems to be a little bored with him, and he feels even sadder, about to cry against the wind.
[Cunning shows a new attribute: sentimental. 】
However, Qiao didn't reveal this attribute in front of Su Xian, and Di Jiang couldn't see what the system said, so Qiao's feelings were wasted.
In the end, Dijiang went to dig a beehive and beat two jackals.This Jade Mountain was poisoned by the Queen Mother of the West's singing voice, and many beasts couldn't survive.
"In the future, I have to go to the nearby mountain to catch some prey and come back." Seeing that today's food has been eaten, Di Jiang immediately felt happy: "Yi, look how good it is for you to follow me. The food is delicious and the food is spicy."
Cunning: "...But my name is not Yin." And I only want to eat sweets.
People say that the friendship between two people who have common interests will progress faster, but Di Jiang and Qiao have the opposite preferences, and their attitudes towards people are also quite different. Along the way, the relationship has changed from strange to bad.
When I went back in the evening, I saw that half of the house was covered with mud. Queen Mother Xi and her party also brought a pile of firewood, and they had vaguely cleared a road.
Dijiang captured two jackals, a honeycomb and a pile of pears, and was welcomed by the people of the Yushan clan, who ate the pears and sang.
Only cunning and sullen.
Su Xianti couldn't lift her two arms anymore, and now she could only sit down and eat pears, and didn't notice her cunning mood.Only Elder Tiangou found out, and asked softly. He felt that the patriarch of Tiangou was very kind and looked like a grandfather. He didn't say anything except that Di Jiang was not a human being but a fairy beast.
So Di Jiang found out that Elder Tiangou looked at him very delicately.
——If he has watched the family ethics TV series, he should know that the expression of Elder Tengu is the same as that of the natal family looking at the scumbag son-in-law.
Di Jiang frowned, looking even more "scumbag".
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