[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

On the second day, Di Jiang was on the road early in the morning.

Without further ado, he just went to Kunlun Hill to check the situation today. After all, they said it was dangerous there, and they never went there.

In addition to inspecting enemies such as fairy beasts and fierce beasts, Su Xian also gave him a difficult task: to bring some magical things from the Kunlun Hill, such as extremely hard stones, tough wood, etc. Sample back.

Dijiang went away arrogantly.

He didn't bring any weapons. Su Xian felt that if Yushan's new weapons were to be fully produced, it would be a waste of time to wait for this winter to pass. It would be better to let Dijiang go to Kunlun Hill first. After all, his best weapon is A body full of flesh——Di Jiang, who is in the state of Emperor Hong, doesn't need weapons at all!

He is invincible with physical attacks!

Dijiang walked so fast along the way, he simply changed back to Dijiang and flew over with flapping wings.A piece of finger-licking original chicken across the sky, the scene is very moving.

Looking hungry.

So at noon, Dijiang had already reached the foot of Kunlun Hill.Looking at the mountain is quite normal, but the trees look a little strange... Dijiang raised his feet and walked inside. It was difficult to fly through the woods. There were trees everywhere, and his wings could not be opened.

A moth flew up from the crown of a tree beside him.

These moths looked like leaves, and they were all attached to the tree crowns and branches. It was impossible to see them unless you looked carefully. Now they were startled by Di Jiang, and they all flew up.

Di Jiang felt a little sick.

He is definitely not afraid of moths, but this tree is densely packed with... uh.

But for Dijiang, this can only be regarded as a beginning.There are no roads in Kunlun Mountains, but there are mushroom-like things everywhere under the trees. If you look closely, there are also centipedes and other insects everywhere on the ground.

What's the matter, why is it so disgusting!Di Jiang felt that his cleanliness nerves were about to explode.He really didn't feel anything about sweat or blood, but so many bugs—"Ow! Get out!"

A black hornet the size of a fist flew in front of Di Jiang, very arrogant.

Di Jiang: "..."

This will not be an ordinary bug, probably a fairy beast or a fierce beast.Di Jiang remembered that before he came, Patriarch Su Xian had told him that there were two famous beasts on Kunlun Hill, called Tujia and Qinyuan, one of which could eat people, and the other was poisonous, so it should not be underestimated.

Patriarch Su Xian seems to have some kind of magic weapon that can't be seen by people. It says the surrounding situation and all kinds of fairy beasts, monsters and even gods.When he came to Yushan, Su Xian knew that there was Queen Mother of the West in Yushan, and he seemed to know that there were emperors in Tianshan, but he didn't know what they looked like, let alone what they looked like after they became human.

The magic weapons in this world are not all weapons used to hurt people, many of them are things with strange functions. Su Xian has such a book. He may not know what it means, but he probably already understands this kind of thing. Things cannot be shown to others, otherwise, with his love for the clan, he probably would have shared them long ago.

This kind of thing doesn't add much strength to people, but it will make people very afraid. If it is publicized, it will bring disaster sooner or later.

But as one of his own people, it would be great to have a patriarch who knows the enemy so well. For example, now Di Jiang would not think of using him in human form to fight this guy who doesn't know if it's Qin Yuan or Tu Mo. Instead, he quickly... took off his clothes.

Lord Black Bee: "..."

Di Jiang took off his clothes, stretched his arms, and then turned into... a piece of meat in front of the black bee.

The two—no, the two beasts tore at each other, and the black bee didn't say a word, but just stabbed Dijiang with the sting from its buttocks.It turned out that he was the famous Qin Yuan from Kunlun Hill, a guy who cared about his territory very much, and most of the people who came to Kunlun Hill before were stung to death by him.This guy is very poisonous, stinging everyone to death, stinging trees and trees, isn't it easy to deal with this monster with no hair and no face?

As a result, he quickly despaired.

Damn dick!No matter how severe the sting is, it is impossible to sting, so what should I do? !This guy looks like he doesn't even have a hair, how can he be so defensive? !

In the end, Qin Yuan felt that his thorns were about to bend, but the piece of flesh in front of him didn't have any scars. Instead, he transformed into a human again, a white and tender man... "Haha! This is the moment you've been waiting for! Look Master Qinyuan, I will sting you to death!"

Seeing that I can't sting you, so I was careless, right?Become a human, right?I sting——!

So Qin Yuan used too much force, the tail thorn really bent, and felt that he would never love again.

What made him even more sad was that the man in front of him, who had returned to his human form, looked at him with idiot eyes: "Have you ever seen that the defense of the body is very high and the defense of the human body will drop?" People? I took off my clothes and transformed into my body because I was afraid that my clothes would get dirty in a fight. What are you thinking about?"

When fighting Chi You last time, Di Jiang didn't take off his clothes in time, and his shirt exploded.Su Xian, the patriarch of the Yushan Clan, spent all his budget before starting a business—no, it’s because everyone’s funds are low. take off your clothes.

After knocking down the black bee in front of him, the black bee turned into a human form. He is a stern young man with very sharp eyebrows. His appearance is not ugly, but he looks too sharp, so at first glance, he would think he is a very cool guy. A teenager with secondary illness.

Of course, Di Jiang didn't know the word "Second Secondary Disease", he just thought this guy's appearance was quite unworthy.

As a black bee, Qin Yuan is also different from ordinary people after becoming a human, leaving behind some characteristics.For example, his waist is very thin, because his waist is very thin in the form of a black bee. For example, there is a tail spine protruding from his tailbone. The tail spine is black, and it will reflect light when it is exposed to sunlight. It's pretty handsome.

Of course, Qin Yuan who turned into a human was also naked, obviously he couldn't transform himself into a suit of clothes, but he didn't care.

The ferocious beasts and fairy beasts these days naturally have no sense of shame.

Di Jiang was told by Su Xian every day that he could not eat the fruit, and he also learned a lot. At this moment, he got some leaves and threw them to Qin Yuan: "Put it on quickly, and you will go back with me like this. Our patriarch must be angry." died."

Qin Yuan was so angry that he forgot that he was already in human form, and he was even more unbeaten than his original body. He walked towards Di Jiang quickly, and stretched out his hand to punch him in the face: "What are you, what are you talking about? I Want to go back with you? Kill you!"

Di Jiang slapped him with a "slap".

Qin Yuan rushed to the street.

What a beautiful picture this is ＿(:3ゝ∠)＿One is a beautiful boy and the other is a beautiful young man. The two look delicious. One knocks the other down, looking down with disdain, and the other One lying on the ground covering his face, with a fair body, beautiful curves, a slender waist, and... well, a thorn on his buttocks.

Well, it’s really a badass ass ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

However, Di Jiang didn't feel pity for the beauty at this time, but said: "It's strange, after you become a human, you look disgusted and arrogant, but why do people feel that your brain is not good?"

——The main body can't even beat it, but now it's a human being and still fights desperately, isn't that just a bad brain?

Qin Yuan wanted to yell, but he calmed down and found that the description was getting darker and darker. It seemed that if he made this fairy beast angry again now, he would reveal the fact that his brain was not good... Well, let's not talk.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Dijiang subdued Qinyuan without much effort.He also asked what the native mole in Qinyuan looked like and where they lived.Qin Yuan was very unconvinced, so he rolled his eyes at this moment, and said to Di Jiang: "He, he is in the south of Kunlun Hill, he is called a soil mole, and he is a soil worm."

Of course, the soil mole is not a soil bug, but a goat-like beast that lives in the south of Kunlun Hill. The soil mole is different from Qinyuan.Qin Yuan has a particularly bad temper, while Tu Mo is a nice guy, but their reputations are just as bad, because Tu Mo was responsible for eating all those people when they killed people before.

For ferocious beasts, cannibalism is commonplace, and the natives of Qinyuan think that those people have invaded their territory and deserve to be eaten.

But in the eyes of people, this is different. Kunlun Qiu has particularly difficult and ferocious beasts, hence the name.

Qin Yuan didn't tell the truth to Di Jiang, because he hoped that Di Jiang would not recognize the mole when he saw it, so that he could secretly collude with the mole to kill the unsuspecting Di Jiang.

In the end, because Qin Yuan hadn't met anyone for so many years, he had to regress in lying. As soon as he told the lie, Di Jiang saw through it.

"Why are you rolling your eyes? Tell me! Are you lying! The soil mole is definitely not a soil bug... Tell me!"

A slap hit Qin Yuan on the back of the head.

Qin Yuan was very dissatisfied, and his IQ plummeted as soon as his anger rose. He yelled "Wow wow" and raised his buttocks to Zhadijiang.

The picture is too beautiful to see.

Di Jiang thought to himself that this guy just doesn't want to be slapped and disobedient, this time he didn't just slap and stop, he slapped Qin Yuan's white butt dozens of times back and forth.Di Jiang's hands are heavy, and now he doesn't hold back when beating someone, Qin Yuan almost shed tears.

After being beaten, she was really very well-behaved.

Di Jiang was very satisfied.

He found that Qin Yuan was still not wearing any clothes, so he watched him put the big leaf on, it didn't fit well, and it would fall off after walking a few steps. Qin Yuan felt very uncomfortable between the leaf and his tail thorns, so He secretly tore off the leaves on his lower body and threw them off. Di Jiang saw that he was already half dressed anyway, so he ignored him.

"Tug, Tuk is a goat-like monster. He is an old man when he becomes a human. He likes to play tricks and frighten people. He can use spells..." Qin Yuan was beaten up, and now he asks what to say, Anyway, can't beat Di Jiang? (: 3ゝ∠)_ If you lie again, if you get spanked again, you will really lose all face.

Di Jiang nodded: "Spell? What spell?"

Qin Yuan said: "The earth mole can make some things, but they are all useless things, and most of his spells are related to these. He likes to eat grass, so some time ago he made a digger to dig grass. "

Also in Kunlun Hill, in fact, Qinyuan and Tujia are also somewhat contradictory.Qinyuan likes to kill other creatures with poison. This creature is not only humans and animals, but also plants. His tail thorns can even pollute a large area of ​​grass, but soil mole likes to eat grass. Although he also eats people, as a The true love of goats and earthworms is actually grass.

After the notoriety of Kunlun Hill spread, not many people would come here, and Tucai and Qinyuan had no common enemy—human beings, and there were differences among them.The soil mole thinks that since you didn't mess with you, you don't need to poison other beings, and you don't eat them anyway, Qin Yuan thinks you're hypocritical, everyone says you're a heinous beast, and you're still pretending to be kind here.

Later, Qin Yuan intentionally poisoned his favorite green grass to death in order to anger Tu Mole. Tu Mole hated him so much, so he and Qin Yuan divided the sphere of influence, Tu Mole controlled the south of Kunlun Mountain, Qin Yuan saw Looking at the back, old age and death do not communicate with each other.

As a result, Qin Yuan was going to look for the soil mole now, but he was still caught looking for him, and his face was gone.

Now he is particularly afraid that Tu Mo finds out that his butt is swollen from being beaten, and from his eyes, he can definitely tell that it was beaten.

The famous vicious beast Qin Yuan had his butt swollen from being spanked, would he still be able to live if this was revealed? !

Qin Yuan, who was immersed in his own thoughts, did not feel the approach of a very familiar smell around him.

"Hahahahahahaha what did you do, Qin Yuan!"

"What's the matter with your ass? Ouch, why is the ass of our Qinyuan beast so swollen like a peach?"

This is the voice of a mole, arrogant and hateful, with the old-fashioned old man's unique old-fashioned, Qin Yuan's face is distorted: "...you f*ck!!!"

Next, he couldn't make any sound.

A white and tender fist protruded from the side. The owner of the fist came and went like the wind. He stood in front of Tu Mo, and his fist, which looked light and fluffy, hit Tu Mo's forehead.

The soil mole was dumbfounded at the time.

Qin Yuan was also confused.

Di Jiang blew air on his fist: "Our patriarch asked me to take you back. In this case, I have to convince you first, but don't say that I don't... respect the old and love the young."

At the same time, Su Xian also heard the system saying in his mind:

[Su Xian completed the hidden task: educate Di Jiang to learn the principles of respecting the old and loving the young!Earn 5 points for points! 】Su Xian snorted through his nose: This guy Dijiang is determined not to learn how to respect the old and love the young. He probably just understood the meaning of this word.However, compared with some hypocritical people who always respect this person who loves that person, Dijiang's temper of respecting those close to him and being honest with strangers is actually more lovely.

On the Kunlun Hill, Qin Yuan, who was stunned, and Tu Mo, who was lying on the ground and moaning after being beaten by a fist, didn't think Di Jiang was cute.

In their eyes, Di Jiang is now like a demon, walking into Kunlun Hill and bringing them endless disasters.

On the first day Di Jiang came to Kunlun Hill, he easily subdued Qinyuan and Tujia, and beat them to the point where they couldn't hold their heads up. Now Di Jiang said that he would take them to Yushan, and their "Yushan Clan" would also occupy them. Kunlun Qiu, Qin Yuan and Tu Mo knocked out their teeth and Xue Tun, but they didn't dare to say a word.

Because Dijiang also asked them to fight together, but they didn't win either.

The two beasts teamed up to fight Dijiang, and Dijiang stood still, with that little appearance of bullying others unscrupulously because of his rough skin, strong flesh and infinite strength, he hated Qin Yuan and Tu Mo's teeth itching of.

In the afternoon, Di Jiang asked Tu Mo and Qin Yuan to talk about Kunlun Qiu's situation, and he was going to take them back.

Without further ado, what if these two guys run away after spending the night here.

He subconsciously felt that if Qinyuan and Tujia were brought back, patriarch Su Xian would definitely be able to subdue them, not only this kind of external suppression, the patriarch and the kind and lovely Yushan people would definitely be able to open these two beasts from the heart Of course, Dijiang didn’t know that it was because he thought too highly of Su Xian and the people of Yushan. He thought the people of Yushan were very cute, and the tengus were also cute. Even cowardly cunning is a kind guy, so everyone will like them.But Di Jiang didn't know, it was just his own thoughts, fierce beasts like Qin Yuan and Tu Mo were the first to succumb to violence, love and kindness were just icing on the cake, they couldn't convince them immediately.

Before night fell, Di Jiang returned with Tu Mo and Qin Yuan.

Su Xian was carving wood with a group of people at the time, and saw Di Jiang escorting two naked people—no, Qin Yuan was wearing a shirt, and Tu Mo saw that he was wearing a jacket, so he put on a jacket—people came over, One of them looks like a middle-aged man, and the other is a stern boy. Su Xian feels that the whole person is not good.

Yes, they wear tops.

——Are you fucking kidding me?What's the use of wearing a shirt?The focus of human beings is the lower half of the body, the lower half of the body! ! !

Tu Mo is a middle-aged man with an average appearance. Although he is dressed in a very indecent manner, his walking posture is very stable and his steps are small, so he looks good.

But the young guy next to you is so fucking crazy!You don't even wear pants!The steps are still so big!Flicking the penis as if you are afraid that others will not see it, are you trying to die? !

Su Xian turned his gaze to Di Jiang: "...What's going on?"

Di Jiang began to introduce: "This is Qinyuan, this is Tujia. Let me tell you, Patriarch, Tujia is a good person, with a good temper and a steady personality. We can pull him into the clan. Qinyuan has a big temper. I don't have any skills yet, the weak chicken that I can knock down with one fist is still squawking... Well, Qinyuan can poison, I think he will be very important in the future when we fight."

The soil mole stroked his beard, and was very happy to be praised. In principle, his face turned green.

"What are you incapable of! I see you...heh, you patriarch is a weak chicken!"

Di Jiang slapped his ass with a "slap".

Qin Yuan shut up.

Su Xian also shut up and did not speak.He felt a sudden pain in his temples, Dijiang, Dijiang, didn't he say "you go to Kunlun Hill to see the situation, we have to use soft methods to figure it out slowly, attacking the heart for the upside and others for the bottom, one sings the black face and the other Let's take over them slowly by singing bad faces"?

What about you now?What about Huairou?What about Xu Xutu?What about red face and white face?

You are so vicious now that it looks like someone owes you [-] million, how dare you attack your heart!

But the most urgent task now is—"Shao'e, bring two clothes and put them on."

"Qinyuan and Tujia, right? I won't say anything else. Seeing that you are not convinced by me, just stay here for one night. Tomorrow you decide whether to leave or stay. I, Su Xian, and my Yushan clan have never No one will be forced to stay."

After Qin Yuan and Tu Mo settled down, it was time to eat. Qin Yuan was pulling his pants, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Su Xian walked over and slightly tore a small hole in the back of his trousers to take out the thorn.Qin Yuan took a look at Dijiang's face, and helplessly softened his tail spines - the tail spines on his body were as flexible as wrists and ankles, they could be used to stab people, and of course they could be softened, like a tail .

Similarly, it can be used to release poison, or it can be used purely as a decoration, and the poison does not need to be transmitted to the tip of the tail.

Qin Yuan deeply felt that if he accidentally stabbed these people on Yushan, Chi You would really beat him to death—let's soften the tail thorns and let the poison stay on the poison sac on the tailbone.

Thinking about him, Uncle Qinyuan has always been the dominant family in Kunlun Hill, heck, well, he is barely the dominant family with that guy from Tujia, how has he ever suffered from this kind of anger?What kind of patriarch is pretending to say that tomorrow he can let himself choose to stay, so he won't stay!Only fools stay!

For dinner, fruit was the main course as usual, but today, two groups of hunters caught dozens of small fish from the river at the foot of the mountain and shared them among the children.In Qin Yuan's eyes, this should have been a delicious meal. It should be noted that he is not good at cooking, whether in body or human form, and he is not the kind of beast that can breathe fire. He always eats raw food. Also got half a grilled fish which was delicious.

But he is still not happy!Nothing is going well today!Not to mention being inexplicably captured by a violent fairy beast to Yushan, even the delicious appearance of the soil mole holding the fruit now makes him feel extremely uncomfortable!

What's the situation, what about your face?

In the evening, Su Xian naturally asked him and Tujia to live in the guest room. In fact, he told them that because they were two people, it would be too crowded to live in one room, but Qin Yuan said that he had something to tell Tuji , Su Xian did not persuade.

Isn't it normal for young people who leave home for the first time to want to live with their fellow countrymen?

Su Xian was very moved by the cuteness of young people.

It was completely dark, and it was time for the night watchmen to go on patrol today, and the others went back to their homes.

When he got to the house, Qin Yuan grabbed Tu Moe's sleeve: "What do you mean, you still look comfortable here, do you really decide to stay here?"

The earth mole smiled very inscrutablely: "This small clan of Yushan, although there are immortal beasts and mountain gods, but it is still sparsely populated. Will the patriarch Suxian arrest us and let us go? In my opinion, he It is nonsense to say that it is up to us to choose whether to leave or stay tomorrow.”

Qin Yuan snorted through his nose: "It's disgusting, anyway, I don't want to stay here."

Whether it's human grilled food, their neat clothes, or their weak appearance, they all make him feel particularly disgusted.