[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

Leyou Mountain is the front line, there are no children coming, and there must be no children's clothes.Taotie's bellyband was tied around his waist again, Su Xian frowned and came over to help tidy it up.

Taotie feels a little shy _(: 3ゝ∠)_

No matter how young he is, although his short life span is much longer than that of human beings, his brain development is also much slower than normal people.Taotie, who was relatively naive before, didn't realize that his clothes were so...problematic.

In fact, I don’t blame him. Originally, his father’s clothes were relatively casual. His brothers also wore bellybands or nothing at all. Fuxi, Nuwa, and the like, they also dress like that, how boring it is to cover up.

As a result, Taotie's mood changed today.

There were too many traps along the way. Although his skin was thick and he was not injured, his butt was red.

How embarrassing! ! !

The bellyband can't cover it at all! ! !

Lao Tzu's ass is exposed! ! !

Of course Su Xian didn't know what happened to Taotie's expression of biting his lips and about to cry, he just accidentally saw Taotie's little butt: "Oh...do you want to ice it with water?"

Taotie said arrogantly: "Hmph! Do you still need to remind me?!"

There is also a lot of dust along the way, and it is excellent to take a bath.Taotie flew to find water, and Fuxi didn't care about him at all, anyway, he would be caught if he really ran away.

Su Xian thought for a while, and said to Shaozheng: "Where are the skins that were hunted on Leyou Mountain two days ago? Come and bring them to me, and make clothes for that glutton."

Shaozheng murmured: "It's okay. Looking at the figure, it is about the same size as the children of Shaozhan's family. I can probably sew it out."

Su Xian said: "Then let's do it in the afternoon, don't worry, let's have dinner first."

At this time, Taotie, the brat who was supposed to take a bath, jumped back again: "What's the rush?! Don't rush to make clothes for me?! You rude humans!"

Su Xian looked at Fuxi, and Fuxi whispered, "He's just peeing." Taotie was still jumping, so Su Xian walked over and said, "Gaotie, if you go to take a bath now, you can eat with us when you catch up. We can't make it for lunch, and we can't cook your meal alone anymore, because time is really tight."

When it comes to eating, Taotie seems to hear a fairy voice: "My lord... I'm going to take a bath right now! Cough, where is the river?"

It turned out that I didn’t find Xiaohe, so I came back_(: 3ゝ∠)_

Su Xian couldn't help laughing: "The small river is on the west side of the mountain, and we usually take a bath downstream, where the river is smoother, and gluttons can also bathe there."

Although he knew that this glutton might live twice as long as his two lifetimes, but his appearance was that of a child, so he couldn't help but talk to him in the tone of a child.The children on Yushan are growing up gradually, and because life is more satisfactory, another woman is pregnant in the past two months. If there is no accident, Yushan will have a new member next year.

People in this era don’t have the consciousness of falling in love and marrying like later generations, getting married and raising children together after having feelings, and even getting married can choose not to have children. The thinking of people and beasts today is a bit similar, and having offspring is a thing in their eyes. It is very important, and it is also the foundation for the continuation of a family and a clan.

A relatively safe environment will also allow more women to choose to have children.

Although there are no condoms in this world, it seems to be true...if women think that the current environment is not suitable for children, then they are very likely not to get pregnant...maybe it is a way to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages instinct?

Su Xian felt that if Dongshan District could be settled next year, then he could spend the next few years consolidating the foundation, and when these children grew up, he could also set up a school to teach them something.

Because there is no written language yet, it’s fine to teach them how to read and write, but some basic principles of life can still be told through stories. There are also some survival rules, don’t go to dangerous places, and ask adults for things. .

With this kind of thinking, Su Xian becomes more gentle towards children... This makes Taotie cheaper.

However, Taotie didn't appreciate it.

Taotie said: "Don't think that I will be like you, what about the slope of the river? Hmph, I will take a bath upstream."

Before he finished speaking, he jumped in, but was staggered by the rushing water of the upstream.

Su Xian: "..."

Su Xian felt that if he was kept here, he would probably be beaten up by Taotie who became angry from embarrassment. Although Fuxi might save him, that would be a complete fallout.

So he turned his head and ran away, Taotie got up and saw that Su Xian had disappeared, and the awkward feeling faded away.Because Su Xian said that if he didn't make it in time to eat, he would have nothing to eat... This is a big deal!So he cleaned himself as soon as possible, and wiped it with the apron, and found that the apron was really unwearable, dirty and wet, he threw the apron aside in disgust, and climbed to the shore to get food.

Anyway, the river water is very cold, the ashes on my body have been washed off, and my butt should not be red anymore, even if I am naked, I am not afraid of being looked at.

Su Xian was eating barbecue, seeing Taotie like this... almost choked to death.

Fu Xi quickly patted him on the back: "Don't choke, don't choke, come and drink some water."

Of course, Taotie didn't realize that it was his fault, and sat carelessly on the empty seat, directly eating the barbecue with his hands.Since Su Xian discovered that this salt is not only found in sea water, but also occasionally in some places on their western mountains, he added salt to the seasoning.When he ate it for the first time, he was shocked. How many years has he not eaten salt!We are used to meat without salt!

Not to mention that there is no salt, when I first came here, I didn’t even have cooked meat. I ate fruit every day and my stomach was sour. Later, I almost vomited after eating raw meat. Later, I successfully drilled wood to make fire and started to cook barbecue...

Su Xian lost his composure like this, and the others were even more moved when they ate salt for the first time.On the contrary, it was Fuxi, whose behavior was very hateful.

Fuxi said: "Oh, so you don't want to eat this kind of bland meat. I thought it was what you like."

He said nonchalantly: "In Huaxu Country, don't worry about the barbecue once it's ready, it tastes better, so it doesn't seem like you need to add any salt."

Su Xian: "..."

Other members of Yushan: "..."

Why am I so mad at you? !

Taotie was even more surprised when he ate the grilled meat seasoned with salt.

I have never eaten such delicious food!I have never eaten such delicious food!I have never eaten such delicious food!

Say important things three times ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

However, Taotie did not hold back, and had already said it thirty times in his heart _(: 3ゝ∠)_

——His father, Dragon God, was a fairy beast at the beginning, and he was not very tall. He lived the same life as other fairy beasts, had no palace yet, and slept like the ground covered the sky.Later, he practiced, became a god, and became a famous figure in the prehistoric world. Some people believed in him and had his own domain. Those people built a palace for him, made a lot of clothes for him, and paid him a lot of prey, begging him to bless him. Good weather.

However!There is no tribute to any cook!

This is also helpless, everyone sees that the dragon god eats raw food, so they think he likes to eat raw food... and the average person these days is really not very delicious, it is good to be able to eat and wear warm food, who cares Is it delicious or not... Dragon God himself doesn't care about it, in his opinion, raw meat is very juicy and delicious.

The same is true for Taotie. Later when he went to Dongshan District, he also saw people grilling meat with fire, but some people would make it dry, and some people would make it delicious... Most of the time he ate raw meat, because He can't learn how to cook any kind of meat.

For barbecue, some people will accidentally burn it, and some people will easily bake it half-baked. The outside is fully cooked, but there is still a little red tenderness in the middle, and the degree of juiciness is difficult to grasp.The stomachs of human beings are far less good than those of wild animals. After discovering that eating undercooked meat is easy to get sick, the clan that can make a fire would rather eat over-roasted and dry meat.

Of course Taotie didn't like it.

As a result, the barbecue made by this group of people on Leyou Mountain is not only delicious, juicy, plump and delicious, but also has a very wonderful taste...

Taotie was so reluctant to swallow the barbecue meat, he chewed it back and forth in his mouth, until the last bit of chewing did not have any taste, and then he reluctantly swallowed it into his stomach.

It was the first time he experienced the fragrance of his lips and teeth, and he smacked his mouth again.

Then he saw a hand stretched out from his side, holding a rabbit leg in this hand, and stretched it out in front of him.Taotie took it in a daze, his heart could not feel any fierceness when he was satisfied with the delicious food. At this moment, he turned into a silly white sweet, full of yearning for a beautiful world in his heart.

——The belief in foodies is strong.

——If the Dragon God knows that his son who has gone wrong, he will come if he eats delicious food. I don't know whether he will be happy or say that he is worthless.

After Taotie took the rabbit's leg, he was patted on the head, and the person who patted his head said: "Oh, those dragon-headed monsters are really too much."

"That's right, this is their backer. I heard what they say is peach... Oh Lord Tie's? What is Peach Tie? But no matter what, it's obviously relying on others to be so arrogant, but they don't even give them delicious barbecue. Eat too much."

Then I heard a talking tengu saying while eating: "Those dragon-headed monsters even eat evil beasts like us, which means they are very gluttonous. They will give good things to this peach... Iron? Impossible."

Speaking of this, Su Xian slapped his thigh: "Oh, we should have kept those dragon head monsters just now, and let them apologize to the little tengu's parents!"

The tengu who spoke just now was silent for a while, and said: "Patriarch, it's okay, we still have a chance."

Su Xian nodded, yes, there are plenty of opportunities, and the enemy must apologize.

What they said was to speculate that the dragon head monster treated this gluttonous thing badly, although because the people in Yushan were uneducated...just listening to the sound of the word gluttony, they didn't understand what it meant at all, and thought it was a peach tree or something of.Taotie is very cute, if one ignores his real age and his bear nature, then he is a cute kid, although this cute kid... well, he is not wearing clothes yet.

But this cannot be changed. He is a child, but he was moved to the barbecue and wept in front of the abused past as if he had been hungry for eight lifetimes [no.

People in Yushan have good imagination.

This Taotie must be very powerful, or someone in the family is very powerful, just now those dragon-headed monsters said they were going to find the Dragon God... Taotie may have something to do with that Dragon God.So the dragon-headed monsters used his power to burn, kill, loot and do all kinds of evil, but because the gluttonous is very simple, since the dragon-headed monsters took advantage of him, they didn't give him good food and drink, but bullied him and didn't give him enough to eat.

Maybe the dragon head monsters complained in private, complaining to this Taotie that they were being bullied and had no food to eat. Taotie was cheated, so naturally they would help them, but in fact they were being used.

The dragon-headed monsters even swallowed the looted things privately, which made this glutton so greedy that he couldn't eat anything good.

So brain supplements are not necessary, although some things are right, the dragon head monsters are indeed using Taotie, and Taotie is not really bad in nature, but basically everything else is wrong!Gluttonous bear, don’t let it go, the dragon god is almost out of control, he said before that he wants to eat people... Although if you ask him now, he will definitely not admit it ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Just because Taotie was good-looking, he was thought of as a white lotus.

Taotie was going to be angry when his head was touched, but he wanted to yell "Who dares to touch this seat's head!", but he heard the chat of the next group of people - he couldn't yell out all at once.

If it is true, it is not without trace.

The dragon head monster is naturally very flattering to Taotie, and Taotie is in the second grade, so it is too easy to provoke him to do bad things.But these same dragon-headed monsters dare not consider Taotie as friends. Although Taotie pays attention to loyalty, and especially likes to show his loyalty in front of his father, his emotional intelligence has not been lost, so he is naturally aware of it.

The Dragon Head Monster is not on the same side as him.

Especially this time.

The dragon-headed monsters always used his name before beating someone, but the group of dragon-headed monsters didn't dare to come to rescue him when he was caught in the end, they just threw out his father's name and fled in all directions. What a betrayal!

——If Taotie was older and had more experience, he might think that it was a calm expression for the dragon head monsters to run away instead of saving him. Report the letter, instead of coming up and desperately until the whole army is wiped out.

But Taotie is now the EQ, IQ and way of thinking of the sophomore boy!In his opinion, he escaped after being captured by his companions, what kind of ruthless, cold-blooded and unreasonable trouble is this!

No!I don't want to treat these guys as companions anymore! [Although I never considered them as companions.

At first he was a little skeptical about the actions of the dragon head monsters, but he gradually remembered his father's teachings, and now he was disturbed by the words of this group of people on Leyou Mountain, and the gap in his heart was widening.

Many friendships are like this, they will go through all kinds of trials and tribulations, but a true friendship can always survive and become stronger.

There are also friendships that may have broken down at the time, but later both parties figured out that it was a misunderstanding, so they both turned their heads and shook hands to make peace.

Like Taotie and the dragon-headed monsters, this is not a "friendship" in the first place, so there is no chance, and it is completely over.

Taotie just felt so sad.

He really didn't experience any emotional setbacks, and this was the first time in history.The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the dragon head monsters were using him, and what his father said was right, but he wanted to save face at that time and felt that his father was wrong.Later, I gradually became aware of it, but after all, it was not as sudden as it is now.

He silently gnawed on the roasted rabbit leg in his hand. The rabbit meat was still delicious. This rabbit was fatter, and the oil moistened the flesh very deliciously.It was the first time for Taotie to feel that there was no taste in food.

At this time, he felt a hand on his head.

This hand seemed to be different from the one just now, it was heavier. When he looked up, he saw that it was Su Xian who claimed to be the patriarch of the Yushan clan.

Looking at it this way, this Su Xian who has been laughing at himself is really good looking, his skin is quite fair, and his eyebrows are more gentle and gentle when he is not laughing at others.It seems that this Su Xian was the one that the dragon head monster said to give him as a tribute... Well, the skin and flesh look delicious. This kind of human has no strength, and the meat is soft, and the bones can't help but bite. The taste is not bad.

Taotie was thinking wildly in his mind, he didn't call himself the seat, and he didn't say anything.Su Xian seemed to have finally figured it out, and said to Taotie: "Don't worry, as long as you promise not to invade our Xishan District, oh yes, I will take over Dongshan District later, so you also have to promise not to invade Dongshan District, so we will I sent you back. You don’t like Fuxi very much, right? Calm down, he’s actually a very gentle person and won’t bully you.”

Taotie blinked.

...Mommy, I feel that the person in front of me is shining...

In fact, if he is still awake, he will find that it is because his eyes are overflowing with tears, so facing the sun, he thinks that Su Xian's body is glowing.

Or if he has read Mary Su Tom Su's novels, he will know that this kind of light is the legendary Su's light.

Of course, Taotie has never read that kind of novel.

So he immediately remembered Su Xian's current appearance, and also remembered what he said in a daze.Su Xian would consciously become gentle when speaking to children. Before Taotie felt that this tone was looking down on him, but now after being mentally hurt, he suddenly liked this kind of voice.

—My father said that my mother was a gentle fellow, although he didn't know what kind of creature my mother was.In the end, because my father was too careless, my mother left. I couldn't help but my mother left. The mothers of our nine brothers all left. My father often regretted his carelessness.

What does a meek person look like?

It must be, not to reprimand others, but to speak in a persuasive voice.Even if you make a mistake, you can teach softly, be patient, and tolerate him instead of reprimanding him when you come up.

For a moment, Su Xian seemed to overlap with this image.

[Taotie's affection for Su Xian increases by 5 points. 】

Su Xian: "..."

What the hell did I do again? Me?

What's the situation? Why did the favorability increase again? !

[Su Xian, the increase in favorability is inevitable. It is also a good way to become a heartthrob if you want to become popular in the prehistoric world! ]... What the hell is a heartthrob...

Ignoring this system that is like a dog-headed military strategist coming up with random ideas for now, it is not a bad thing to increase the favorability of Taotie indiscriminately, this is just a surprise.Originally, he didn't want to talk to Taotie. Although Taotie was probably used by the dragon head monster, there must be something of his own doing. As an outsider, he is not qualified to express any opinions.

But Taotie cried.

This guy Su Xian really can't see children and girls crying, girls are better, there is really no way for children to cry.

Especially when the child cried, he shed tears silently, looking very aggrieved.If he wails loudly, maybe Su Xian will feel annoyed_(: 3ゝ∠)_

Taotie looked at Su Xian, and Su Xian sighed: "How can everything go well in life? Even if your father is so powerful, there must be emotional dissatisfaction, let alone you? The dragon head monster does have... Cough, use your talent, but wouldn't it be better to discover this matter in advance now? You won't be deceived again in the future. "

God!what a man!I was actually provoked by the dragon head monster to attack them in Xishan District!

Taotie directly ignored the fact that Fuxi was here, and even if he tried his best, he couldn't get rid of Xishan District at all. Anyway, his guilt had slowed down at this moment.

And Su Xian really fits... the image of a certain identity in his mind.

Taotie was immediately bewitched and shouted loudly:

"Mom! You are my mother!!!"

With this loud shout, the whole Leyou Mountain fell silent, and the barbecue in Fuxi's hand fell to the ground, but he didn't realize it.

Taotie jumped into Su Xian's arms and wept.

[Su Xian received the title: Holy Mother. 】

[Equipping this title will increase the basic favorability of characters without mothers. 】【Su Xian completes the hidden task: Help the gluttonous child to gain maternal love! 】

[Su Xian increases the favorability among all fairy beasts by 5 points. 】

Su Xian: "..."

Fuck, I'm a man!Our Lady of Peat!