[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

In his eyes, these three sheep-headed mountain gods, how can they still have the kind of daogu immortality at the beginning?Where is the stability and kindness of the elders?These are three demons! ! !

Mud and bloodstains...it wouldn't be what he thought it would be!

Although there are no claims about the top ten torture methods, the imagination of the public is boundless.The patriarch of the Longnu clan is a selfish and cruel guy himself. In his opinion, if he can obtain such a large area of ​​Dongshan District, then no matter what he does, it will be worthwhile.Although the use of criminal law may be detrimental to Taoism, but these mountain gods are greedy, do they still need to care about Taoism?

In the eyes of the patriarch of the Longnu clan, as long as he eats and drinks well and can step on others to live, it is like heaven, which is much better than doing good deeds from time to time and then becoming immortal.

As the saying goes, what kind of person looks like to others, he himself is bad, so everyone looks bad.

Uncle Yang looked at the face of the patriarch of the Longnu clan, and knew that what he said had achieved his goal, so he didn't continue to frighten him—after all, he is not good at frightening people, so what if his secrets are revealed_(:3ゝ∠)_

He said: "The three of us helped your little dragon god find a cemetery and settled it for him, which is what we should do. So I came to see your situation. Your little dragon god is very merciful to you. Ah, he still held our hand and begged us to take good care of the people in Dongshan District with tears." After saying this, he continued to smile while pinching his beard, which was very meaningful.

In fact, if his words were intended to scare people, there was not a word of threat, but in the ears of the head of the Longnu clan, there was no word that was not a threat.He took a careful look at the faces of the three goat gods—but could he expect to see anything on the faces of the shaggy goats?

So what he saw were three mysterious and brutal sheep mountain gods.

In fact, he didn't know that the god of Yangshan was very scary in his heart, only Uncle Yang was better, and Yang Zhong and Uncle Yang were already shaking hands with each other, cheering each other up.Fortunately, their sleeves are wide, and they can't be seen when they hold hands.Uncle Yang's acting skills are not bad, he acted like a grandpa enough, and ordered the patriarch of the Longnu clan to do this and that, and he was not polite at all.

The more impolite he is, the more confident he appears.In the end, he even proposed that the patriarch move out these few days and let the three brothers live in. The patriarch of the Longnu clan hurriedly agreed, with a smile on his face.

"I heard that you usually receive the tribute from the people in Dongshan District, so let's give it to our brothers in the future. You go down."

The patriarch of the Longnu clan stepped back and obediently exited the room.As soon as he walked out of the room, he relaxed and walked out quickly: "Don't go and invite all the patriarchs from Cao Xishan, Lu Qishan, and Mengzishan! We have important matters to discuss!"

The three sheep in the room also relaxed, and Uncle Yang was very reserved, maintaining a good image and sitting on the bed.Uncle Yang Zhongyang was very unseemly, he sat on the bed and began to gasp: "Mom! It's really scary that it's the first time I entered such a beautiful house-brother, why are you so calm?"

Uncle Yang gave them a squinting look: "No prospect, what are you afraid of? Didn't you say that Patriarch Su Xian and the Yushan Clan will support us? And the three of us know some magic tricks anyway, so we can fool them."

Yang Zhong curled his lips, thinking that if we can't even rub out the flames, we will only attract some wind and water, which is not strong enough to scare anyone.

Uncle Yang is here, and the younger brothers feel more at ease looking at him.But he didn't know that Uncle Yang's hand behind his back was suddenly clenched and then loosened, and his palm was covered with sweat.He is actually very nervous, but he can't show it in front of his younger brother. He always wants to look like a big brother and set an example for his younger brothers.

Uncle Yang has actually performed exceptionally well this time. He never imagined that he would be able to do such a big thing and deceive so many people... He only wanted to ask Su Xian to let the three of them go to the Xishan District to find an unoccupied person. Live on the top of the mountain, or don't treat them as mountain gods and beasts, just treat them as ordinary clansmen.But Su Xian said: "You are mountain gods, and your abilities are much stronger than ordinary people. Dongshan District has been oppressed. If we can't find the opportunity to uproot the Longnu clan and those evil patriarchs this time, Dongshan District You three may go to Xishan District and find a place to live in peace, but you want to abandon the poor people in Dongshan District, so you can go away with peace of mind?"

Uncle Yang originally wanted to say that they have never had friendship with us, but his conscience could not pass this test, Su Xian looked at him with gentle eyes and said, "Don't worry, since you have joined my clan, you belong to our clan." Companions, I won’t put you in danger...Jinying and the others will hide at the bottom of the mountain, and if something happens, they will be there to meet you when you go down the mountain. After all, they are mountain gods, so it’s impossible that they can’t even run down the mountain, right?”

Uncle Yang didn't have any excuses to refuse, but a strange power suddenly appeared in his heart, which made him want to take over this task, and even wanted to boast that he would definitely be able to complete it—he didn't know that this power was just It's called "pride".

He looked at Yang Zhong and Uncle Yang, who were still a bit childish, and really hoped that they would grow up quickly and do things well... They have lived as mountain gods for so many years, but they have never fulfilled their obligations, and they will do something from today up.

Yang Zhong secretly asked Uncle Yang: "What's the matter, big brother, why does he have a weird expression on his face?"

Uncle Yang secretly replied to Yang Zhong: "I don't understand, it looks like a constipated expression."

_(: 3ゝ∠)_It seems that Uncle Yang's wish for his younger brother to grow up is hopeless in the short term.

Now there are three flowers blooming, one for each branch.After Uncle Yang's work is completed, he has to sit in the room and pretend to be sophisticated, occasionally calling people in to help them get food and water, and thinking hard about how to make them look difficult to serve.Uncle Yang is the youngest, so he couldn't help but think of his time in Geshanshou.Although I was dragged into the room by Jin Jin for two days to learn to pretend and memorize lines, but I can still go out to eat with the big guys when I eat.What a lively meal Ge Shanshou had. Patriarch Su Xian and others sat in a circle, with food in their hands, chatting and laughing around the fire.You touch me, I pull you, the whole clan is good friends, even they do not exclude or neglect Uncle Yang, Zhong and Uncle Yang, and talk to them affectionately.

——The three sheep don’t know, in fact, the people in Ge Shanshou were still a little afraid of the fairy beasts and fierce beasts and mountain gods. For example, until now, everyone didn’t dare to provoke Qin Yuan, because he was too scary at first. (: 3ゝ∠) ＿But you three sheep are so cowardly, just like the people in Ge Shanshou, there is really no sense of distance.

Thinking about it again, the three sheep were originally suffering in Dongshan District, and they were victims just like them. This feeling of suffering together resonated in their hearts, and naturally they regarded the three sheep as their own.

Yang Zhong wanted to go out to play, but of course he couldn't, he was a little unhappy.

Uncle Yang woke him up just right: "You have only been in Geshanshou for two days, and you start to like the life there—do you know how rare this kind of life is? There are many people in Dongshan District who want to live like this. But can't."

Uncle Yang murmured: "Didn't Patriarch Su Xian say that he would take good care of Dongshan District..."

Uncle Yang said: "But the premise is that we first deceive these bad patriarchs and expose their faces. Otherwise, Patriarch Su Xian has no reason to come here. We have already suffered so much, so we can't let others take care of us... Besides, there is no danger in the first place. .”

Uncle Yang pursed his lips, and Yang Zhong pouted. Although this expression was strange on Yang's face, Uncle Yang understood their expressions: "Okay, don't complain."

Yang Zhong murmured softly: "...It's not a complaint."

_(: 3ゝ∠)_Why don’t they want to do something?It's just that I have been aggrieved for too many years, and I feel that I don't have the ability to do things.

On the other side, several big patriarchs in Dongshan District got the news and rushed over.They didn't know what happened, they just knew that the patriarch of the Longnu clan was in a hurry.The patriarch of Mencius Mountain was still cursing when he went out: "...the little dragon god is gone, and he thought he was the uncle! Domineering..."

He thought it was the same as before, the patriarch of the Longnu clan liked to bring them together for nothing, saying that he was preparing gifts for the little dragon god, but in fact, more or less of them went into their stomachs.Now it seems that the little dragon god is dead, and these patriarchs are a little cautious - they used to be afraid of your Longnu clan, but now they don't have to be afraid of you, and each of them can occupy the mountain as king.

Meng Zishan is usually a young woman who manages the farming. When she heard the patriarch say this, she felt very strange: "Patriarch, what uncle?"

The patriarch of the Mencius Mountain clan knew he had made a slip of the tongue: "It's nothing, nothing, it's because you misheard this music."

Jin Le usually just farms and is busy to death, but she is a very honest and honest person. How could she have thought of how many deceitful things the always respected patriarch has done?But he smiled: "Isn't the patriarch in a bad mood? In previous years, the little dragon god would like to send people to get the clothes we made in winter, but this year may be better. They haven't appeared for a long time, patriarch, please be happy!"

The patriarch of Mengzishan snorted twice, thinking that whoever can be as happy as you every day and act like a fool knows how to work.He didn't speak any more, and left.

In order to prevent people from knowing what they were talking about, he would not take anyone with him every time he went to see the patriarch of the Longnu clan.Along the way, the patriarch of the Mengzishan clan thought of countless reasons why the Longnu clan was looking for him, and even wondered if the little dragon god was not dead—and broke out in a cold sweat because of it.But when he reached the top of the mountain, he was stunned.

There are three sheep sitting on the mountain ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

The three sheep are usually prey-like animals, but now they are wearing human clothes and sitting on the big rock. Their posture seems to be superior to others by nature.Under the sun, the three sheep are illuminated and glow, which is very divine.

what's the situation? ! ! !

Did the patriarch of the Longnu clan go crazy when he saw that the little dragon god was dead, and found three sheep to replace the little dragon god?

Because the dragon-headed monster is the only one in Dongshan District, and the dragon itself looks different from ordinary animals, everyone thinks that only the dragon-headed monster is a serious god... On the contrary, no one knows these sheep mountain gods.

"Are these sheep...?" The head of the Mengzishan clan asked loudly from a distance, he didn't see other people winking.The Uncle Yang at the front snorted coldly, and a strange wind blew on the face of the head of the Mencius Mountain Clan: "Ruolite!"

The patriarch of Mengzishan staggered and fell backwards, almost falling into a fool when he hit the ground on the back of his head.

Drowsy, he heard the patriarch of the Longnu clan pleading: "God of Yangshan, Great Immortal Yang, you can't blame him..."

Uncle Yang sneered.The hands tucked into the sleeves were rubbing unsteadily, the gust of wind just now was the biggest he could blow out, it hurts so much!

However, on the surface it is still pretentious.

When the patriarch of the Mencius Mountain clan got up, the few patriarchs who were usually flamboyant and magnificent were as quiet as chickens, cowering like little quails.

It should be known that although the little dragon god is cruel, he is usually fierce to the people below. They are well versed in the way of winning over, and they will be much gentler to the people of the Dragon slave clan, and slightly worse to the patriarchs of several big clans, but they will never say a word If they disagree, they will throw a somersault. After all, they have to count on others to pay tribute.Of course, they will also embarrass these subordinates in public, it is all a show for the people below.

This is the prototype of a slave society, and the hierarchy is already serious.

However, these three sheep seemed to not understand this rule, and they were so fierce when they came up.

The patriarch Mengzishan tried to reduce his sense of existence.Patriarch Lu Qishan saw that he was so useless, and had no choice but to ask cautiously: "Where are the three mountain gods from the Zhongshan District?"

Uncle Yang continued to pretend: "Can't you still lie to you?"

He said: "I knew you would suspect our identity. Yes, my three brothers came from Zhongshan District. The Jiangshui clan is powerful there, and there are always wars. The three of us have to find a way. You guys in Dongshan District It's a local snake, we heard from some little dragon gods, you are very well-behaved—"

He deliberately paused, seeing the scared expressions of several people, and then continued: "So we are going to come to Dongshan District, and we also want to live a peaceful and stable life. What you did before is still the same now, and we will be with that little dragon god." Same. The people below will naturally still have to pay tribute, Dongshan District may not change at all, do you have any opinions?"

You have said so, what is our opinion? !Several patriarchs exchanged glances with each other, and they all felt that the three newcomers were smarter than the previous little dragon gods.Fortunately, their proposal of "there is no need for changes in Dongshan District" is also in line with the new ideas of these patriarchs, so naturally there is nothing to say.

Those who want to occupy the mountain as king feel that it is really difficult to manage the separation of the various clans.After all, they are not positive people, and they all have a kind of inertia. Since they can hide good things for themselves like before, why change it?

It was fine before, but people from Xishan District are still invading here.I heard that their patriarch was very powerful, and the death of the little dragon god probably had a lot to do with them.

These little dragon gods also went to Xishan Mountain to make trouble that day, but nothing happened, and they all died.They all had the heads and faces of dragon gods, and they probably knew how to swim, so they swam and fled to Zhongshan District, but they met these sheep-faced plague gods, so they died and confessed their old background.

But if these gods of plague were not so plagued... they would be able to accept it.

After all, Xishan Mountain is powerful, and their patriarch seems to want to eat the clans and hilltops of Dongshan Mountain one by one.I heard that Geshan fell early in the morning, and the people from Fulishan followed him and ran away. I don’t know if they continued to eat.If they really occupy the mountain as king, can they protect themselves?

So the three sheep mountain gods and several patriarchs looked at each other and smiled. They all had their own ghosts, and they all achieved their goals.

In private, Yang Zhongcai and Uncle Yang said: "No wonder Patriarch Su Xian and Elder Jin Jin said that these patriarchs are bad, they are clan patriarchs, but they don't want to help the people in the clan, so they are so sneaky. "

Uncle Yang looked at Uncle Yang: "Brother, are we successful today?"

Uncle Yang smiled slightly: "Of course it succeeded."

He also pinched his beard involuntarily.

Uncle Yang and Yang Zhong laughed together: "Brother pretends to be addicted, and I can't change it."

Uncle Yang: "...＿(:3ゝ∠)＿"

Stupid brothers yo→＿→

Also this afternoon, at Ge Shanshou, the letter sent by Su Xian finally got an answer.

The falcon came back, but he brought nothing with him.The last time Fuxi tied wooden boards on his paws, this time he didn't, it seemed that Fuxi was tired of the communication between pen pals.

Su Xian thought that Fuxi had lost hope in himself, and he didn't understand what was drawn on the letter at all, so he couldn't reply to the letter.But at this time, a fluffy little guy protruded from the fluffy fur of the falcon. When the little guy saw Su Xian, he tilted his head: "Su Xian."

Su Xian: "Scared!"

This time Su Xian spoke in a correct and round manner, just like Fu Xi's tone.

Su Xian thought Fuxi had turned into a bird! ! !

In the end, this small, fluffy bird jumped onto Su Xian's shoulder, and pecked his neck very affectionately - it couldn't be Fuxi, Fuxi is not good enough to kiss the neck of a same-sex friend. degree.

The little bird spoke again: "Su Xian, actually I regretted it after I left. I thought about whether you can't draw, but when I read your reply letter, I realized that you really can't draw. I couldn't understand it at all. What are you drawing? Hahahaha, I used too many boards. My falcon has good stamina and can fly over a whole mountain without stopping. But this time, I was too tired to be a bird. There are too many boards and too heavy."

Su Xian's face flushed when he heard this, but when he looked up, he saw the eagle looking at him with great disdain.

"What can I do if I'm not an art student... huh!"

The little bird continued: "So this time I will give you a speech sparrow. The speech sparrow is very smart. It can remember all the words you said to him, and can also understand the meaning of these words. Use it directly as a gift. Messenger. I didn’t think of this method at first because the sparrow can’t fly very far, but now I find that it can ride back and forth on the back of a falcon, which is just right for us.”

When Su Xian heard the front, he felt that Yan Que was really against the sky.If you don't care about the time to go back and forth, it's like a phone call in the prehistoric era!Moreover, Yan Que can indeed remember what others have said. You can see that Fu Xi can memorize so many words that Fuxi said.Not to mention he can mimic voices and tones!If I hadn't seen that it was indeed a bird, I would have thought it was Fuxi!

But it's embarrassing to hear it!

What's the situation!This little bird can not only learn words, but also understand the meaning of words.That Fuxi disliked his own paintings so much... Doesn't this little bird understand everything?And if you want to talk about some private jokes in the future, you can actually understand Yanque when you think of it...

_(: 3ゝ∠)_The embarrassment phobia is about to turn over! ! !

Su Xian wanted to cover his face, but Yan Que was pecking his neck again.Su Xian had no choice but to turn his face away and take Yan Que down with his hands. Yan Que tucked his feet into his face, and sat on Su Xian's hand as if sitting in a nest. The whole bird was so cute.

But as soon as he opened his mouth: "——Don't be ashamed to talk to Yan Que just because he can understand the words. Yan Que is very sensible and won't gossip about what you told him."

Su Xian: "..."

However, this did not effectively reduce the sense of shame, Fuxi!

Although you know that the AV files you save in your mobile phone will not be discovered by others, what if your mobile phone suddenly has the ability to think?Suddenly he knows that you are watching AV files?And your phone will talk to you!

Do you still dare to use such a mobile phone?

Yan Que tilted his head, his round black eyes blinked, as if he couldn't understand why Su Xian was so ashamed and indignant, he hesitated for a moment and then spoke: "Yan Que is very sensible, and won't tell him talking about things everywhere.”

I was actually comforted by a bird, Su Xian thought.

so tired.

But there is no way, I can only communicate with the sparrow... And this little guy is so cute!The small, chubby body is actually mostly fluff, which is softer and feels great to the touch.Its belly is bright yellow, and its small mouth is also bright yellow. The feathers on its head and back are green, and its wings and tail have turned dark green.There are three tufts of long hair on the top of the head, which are raised back, which is very charming.

Su Xian said suddenly: "Yan Que, if you could take human form, you would be a very cute child."

Yan Que's tender yellow beak opened and closed: "Thank you."