[Honghuang] Call me power-training dad

Shennong is seven years older than Xuanyuan. Xuanyuan is 45 years old this year, but Shennong is even older. He is 51 years old.

People in the prehistoric world have strong physical functions, but because of poor medical conditions, most people can live to be 50 or [-] years old. Shennong and Xuanyuan are both old people.

Of course, their physical functions are even stronger, and they don’t look old at the age of 50 or 50. After all, the bloodline is there. These days, when others can live for 90 to [-] years, they can live for [-] to [-] years.

And if the merits and virtues in life are enough, the soul will not disperse after old age and death, and you can become a god.

Relying on his good health, Shennong often eats herbs - there is no other way, because their clan relies on planting crops to obtain food, and they have to choose what can be planted first, and the Zhongshan Mountains do not have much rainfall. There are even fewer things that are good to grow.

So Shennong has been trying to grow better edible "weeds" that are easier to cultivate.

Most people can't do this kind of thing. You should know that there are many poisonous things these days. Although the Jiangshui clan has witch doctors, they specialize in witch doctors. Many people can only cure diseases but not detoxify.

That is to say, Shennong only eats because of his good health.

No, something went wrong with eating.

First he farted non-stop, and then he started to have diarrhea. After two days of diarrhea, he got better, but he could only lie on the bed, and now he relied on his little daughter, Nvwa, to make porridge for him.

After lying down for two days, Shennong felt that he was getting better soon, so he didn't want to stay in bed.Before he walked out of the room, he tripped over a small stone on the ground——Shen Nong likes to be clean, so how could there be stones on the ground in the house?He felt a little ominous.

Maybe it was because he had just recovered from a serious illness that he was so suspicious.

When Shennong walked out, the sun in winter was different from that in summer, it was warm and clear, which made people feel happy.

Such a good weather, how can it be ominous!

"Oh, Shennong!"

A person came down the mountain... No, it was a very strong deer carrying a person, and then there were two deer supporting two people respectively.Shennong took a closer look!

He went back into the house without looking back.

Su Xian was bouncing all the way on the back of the deer, his butt was about to burst.These deer were all similar to the Tengu clan, they had the potential to be upgraded to immortal beasts, and their strength and speed were of course much stronger than ordinary beasts, so Fuxi called them to be laborers and carried the three of them up the mountain.

Originally, when he gave an order, countless fairy beasts, fierce beasts and even mountain gods would come to take the initiative to carry them, but Fuxi didn't like to bully others like this.Immortal beasts help them, and they don't get much merit, but these ordinary beasts can get more benefits by carrying the three of them all the way.

For example, the same 1000 yuan is different in the eyes of millionaires and ordinary mountain people.

Su Xian lay on the deer's body all the way, holding the deer's neck, about to vomit.

On the contrary, Xuanyuan looked pampered, but there was nothing abnormal, it seemed that he was used to riding a horse.

After finally arriving at the mountain where Shennong was, Fuxi flew down from the deer very gracefully, and embraced the pale-faced Su Xian with his backhand: "Are you all right?"

Su Xian didn't come to pay attention to him, but quickly called Shen Nong: "Where are you going?"

Shennong hadn't entered the house yet, and he didn't want to pay attention to someone calling him that.

Fuxi kicked Xuanyuan: "Go and call your brother!"

Xuanyuan had no choice but to say loudly: "Shen Nong, don't run away, Fuxi has already seen you! You can't escape even if you run!!!"

Shen Nong paused, and turned around in disbelief: "Xuanyuan! What are you doing here?!!!"

Only then did Su Xian know that Shen Nong had seen Fuxi at first sight just now, but hadn't seen Xuanyuan yet.

Xuanyuan is his biological brother and his enemy for many years, but he has no sense of existence like Fuxi.

Fuxi, what did you do to this pair of brothers before_(: 3ゝ∠)_

It was a long time before the three sat down.Shennong refused to let Xuanyuan enter his room, and Su Xian seemed to see a title "Dagongju" appearing on Shennong's head that was opposite to Xuanyuan.

A pair of good brothers, happy to share the two.

However, under Fuxi's coercion, he finally entered Shennong's house.As soon as they entered the room, they smelled an unpleasant smell, like medicine, and the three of them coughed again and again.Xuanyuan had been wearing a hood for many years, but now he took off the hood so that he had no cover from the outside world at all. Suddenly he smelled this smell and almost fainted.

His headgear originally integrated the functions of a mask, disguise, skin cream, and sunscreen.

Shennong's expression was mixed with a kind of shame and anger: "You, you, you must come in, but now you come in and you are so humiliating to me!"

……

In the Jishui clan before, it was Su Xian who went to discuss the situation with Xuanyuan as the vanguard, but now in the Jiangshui clan, Shennong and Su Xian are not familiar with each other. In the previous war between the Jiangshui clan and the Jishui clan, Su Xian Xian and Shennong faced each other far away. Although they were said to be neutral, everyone knew that they were also enemies.

So Su Xian couldn't talk to him, so Fu Xi came out.

"The current situation in the world is very bad," Fuxi said solemnly: "Some time ago we found that the foundation of the way of heaven has been shaken, and because of the constant wars and disputes in the southern and northern mountainous areas during this period, this instability has been exacerbated. Sex. And your two brothers are not only restrained, they were still fighting some time ago."

"So I guess the end of the world is coming."

Shennong made a "scream" gesture.

Su Xian was a little confused - Fuxi, didn't we say that before?As for scaring Shennong so much?

Fuxi smiled slightly, and everything was in utter silence.

It turned out that Shen Nong was born to be such a person who is easy to trust others. If you say something is not serious, he will not think it is serious.When you said something terrible, Shen Nong immediately believed it.

Fuxi discovered Shennong's problem when he was in his teens. At that time, he exaggerated every day to scare Shennong, and the child believed it every time.

Shennong turned to Xuanyuan and asked, "What he said...is it true?"

Xuanyuan held his head high and proudly: "He's scaring you! It's just that you're too timid to believe it. What's going to happen if the world is so peaceful?"

Shennong looked at his brother with a solemn expression, and after a while he slapped his thigh: "Fuxi, I believe you! Xuanyuan must be trying to harm me by acting like this!"

Su Xian: "..."

stunned.

Xuanyuan sneered.Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills.

Although Shennong is easy to trust others, he absolutely does not believe if there is only one person, and that is Xuanyuan.

Shen Nong, who believed Xuanyuan's words, was also much gentler towards Su Xian. Although this guy once kidnapped his son, he didn't do it on purpose, right?To be honest, I still wanted to harm Yushan at that time.Su Xian's basic favorability and respect are relatively high. Shennong lowered his defensiveness, so he no longer regarded Su Xian as his former enemy.

Affordable and let go, adult demeanor.

Fuxi stopped talking and asked Su Xian to talk to him about the way of heaven and war.Shennong pondered for a while, then said: "It is true that Nanshan District is not very peaceful. I also got news in Zhongshan District that the conditions in Nanshan District are worse than ours, because the weather is really hot and plagues are easy to appear in summer. There are also a lot of poisonous insects. If you shit or kill some prey and leave it alone for a long time, there will be many insects. These insects are dirty and make the plague spread faster."

Su Xian probably understands that the Nanshan District is a bit like the weather in Africa and India, which is very unfriendly to people, especially in this era when there is no technology, it will be even more difficult if the wound is not treated well and festers. do.

Shennong has a better understanding of the Nanshan District, and Xuanyuan also has a better understanding of the Beishan District. After all, they are big bosses who have occupied one side for a long time, and their overall understanding of the prehistoric land is not comparable to Su Xianneng.

Xuanyuan and Shennong had no objection when they said that they wanted to pacify the Nanshan and Beishan districts.They may have wanted to do it a long time ago, but at that time they had to guard against the enemies behind them and couldn't stretch their hands and feet. Now that Xuanyuan and Shennong are going to do things to stabilize the way of heaven, they can't fight and don't need to guard against each other.

Su Xian said: "There is no need to be on guard, you will soon form an alliance, everyone is your own."

All of a sudden the room fell silent. Shennong pointed at Xuanyuan and said in a trembling voice, "I form an alliance with him?"

"This is absolutely impossible!"

[Beep beep!The contradiction between Shennong and Xuanyuan cannot be resolved!It cannot be reduced!Su Xian, are you willing to eliminate their conflicts and let them successfully form an alliance? 】Can this task be completed!

Can't finish it!

Just when Su Xian was stunned by the torn brothers, Fuxi was very calm. He pressed Xuanyuan's head with one hand and Shennong's head with the other: "Hurry up and form an alliance."

"Otherwise I'll send you to your father and let him take off your pants and spank your ass."

Su Xian: "..."

Shennong: "..."

Xuanyuan: "..."

Fu Xi smiled rascally and sinisterly: "Anyway, I have done this kind of thing, if you want to do it again, feel free."

[Shen Nong and Xuanyuan decided to form an alliance. 】

[Su Xian learned a skill: Threat. 】

Fuxi sat down and took his hands off the heads of Shennong and Xuanyuan: "Since we have formed an alliance, you go to pacify the Nanshan and Beishan districts... Su Xian, let's go."

"Where?"

"Go to your clan... or any familiar safe place, I have something to tell you."

Su Xian felt that Fuxi meant only two words: "About?"

No, no date, we don't make a date_(: 3ゝ∠)_