Noah Animal Clinic Medical Record Book

The gale whipped up the dust on the ancient city of Troy. Here, there was an earth-shattering battle. Countless ancient Greek heroes shed their blood on this land, composing battle songs that have been sung for thousands of years.The ruins of the ancient city have witnessed the rise and fall of the Trojan civilization, and at this moment, it seems that history is repeating itself again.

Luo Sai's clothes were blown violently, his glasses reflected the desolate white light of the moon, and his expression was solemn because he didn't speak.

The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong men are gone... wait a minute!

The fixed mode of hero movies, generally speaking, is to show heroism with one enemy and a thousand squares, so the generally low combat effectiveness of the monsters who come up to besiege is generally a fixed value.

But the point of the problem is that heroes are unscientific cheats, not war scum like him!

However, although Dr. Luo is a war scum, he has a boss-level war pet.

The face of the young man standing next to Luo Sai changed suddenly. Black bristles spread from the skin under the clothes to the visible parts of the neck and arms. His long and tall body fell to the ground and turned into a two-headed Doberman. dog.

With a strong black body, sharp scissor-like teeth, and a low, provocative growl from the depths of his throat, it is a fearless and powerful opponent. He knows that he is no match for the powerful enemy in front of him. Even if he will be torn to pieces, he still blocks his master The bravery and loyalty shown by the former guard dog, the Doberman Pinscher.

But at the moment when this life-and-death battle was about to begin, a bolt of lightning suddenly fell from the sky and hit the ground.

Luo Sai was startled, and when he looked back, he was almost blinded by the titanium dog's eyes.

Where the lightning hit just now, white smoke and dust filled the air, slowly dissipating like a special effect of dry ice.

A gigantic wooden horse appeared in the middle of the ruins of Troy!

Did he read it right? !It's really a Trojan horse!

"Crack, creak, creak..." A door opened behind the huge Trojan horse's buttocks. Luo Sai looked at a muscular god jumping out of it with fascination. Oh, another one popped out, ah, another one!

Isn't this way of playing a bit too joyful? !

The muscular male gods who appeared on the stage unexpectedly put on various heroic styles collectively.

but……

No matter how you look at it, it looks like the Ginyu Special Forces who like concave shapes, okay?

Wait...the pose looks familiar!

Although Luo Sai is not a literary youth, but as an ordinary youth, he still knows a little bit about the more famous statues. The toes are against the ground, and the knees are bent at an obtuse angle, obviously copying the shape of the "discus thrower"!But obviously time is too short, and the discus has not had time to get started. Is it really good to hold a fluorescent pink flying saucer like this? !

hello!The one imitating the "meditator" over there bends down, bends his knees and rests his chin with his right hand, his strong body bends tensely, and his muscles are even in a very tense state... But normally, a meditator not only wants to get out Concentrating on thinking, but also showing an inner struggle of great contradictions in deep thought... This one!The expression is a bit off!Look at the excitement that even the muscles of the face are shaking, it feels like constipation, okay? !

And the one next to you knows that you are imitating "David", but you don't know that you have to dent your arms behind you and the raised little finger that steals the spotlight. You thought it was Weiner with a broken arm Si!

And the point is...

It’s that kind of big linen cloth that is casually folded in half on the body and fixed on the shoulders, so that it can’t be dropped to cover the important parts. It is estimated that it can be blown away by any wind, revealing the golden ratio like a sculpture. toned body dress up.

Although the naked body of the heroes in ancient Greece was to show strength and beauty, it also represented a sense of justice, and even took off their clothes to compete in the Olympic Games...

But please also consider the feelings of ordinary bystanders!

He's going to have the eye of a needle! !

Is this a party of heroes or a concert? !

However, the appearance of a group of human heroes finally solved the embarrassment of a hunter like Luo Sai who brought his pet to the dungeon alone, and even made the group of monsters boil instantly.

The landslide and tsunami-like roar was simply the eruption on the eve of the war.

Just when Luo Sai was about to yell "Shut up, let Telos!", what was extremely surprising was that the monsters didn't pounce on them...

They held up all kinds of bright and flickering colored lights and huge fluorescent sticks that were as bright as torches.

"Hercules!!" "Hercules!!" "Hercules! !Awesome! ! "

"Perseus!" "Perseus!" "Perseus! I'm your little monster! Please follow each other!!"

"Jason!" "Jason!!" "Jason!!"

In particular, a certain cow leading in front of the team is waving a huge light board in his hand like a war hammer that smashes people's heads on the battlefield. The cow barked.

If the alpaca in the doctor's heart can run out, it will definitely run wildly and trample this group of monsters.

Tross, who was about to spray hellfire on the monster, almost bit his tongue, while Er'er yawned calmly: "I'm a little sleepy..."

On the ruins of Troy, there was no grass to grab even if he squatted in the corner. Luo Sai, who was embarrassed by this world where even monsters looked at his face, was suddenly patted on the shoulder.

"Hi, doctor."

With dark and shiny muscles and short blond hair, the Prince of Athens, wearing a gold-carved crown, showed two rows of white teeth and greeted him with a smile.

Compared with those ancient Greek heroes who jumped out from behind the ass of the wooden horse and were still in various concave shapes amid the cheers of monsters, this one looks more reliable... Uh, just ignore him looking at the tauren prince A fiery look in your eyes is fine.

"Hello, Prince Theseus."

"I didn't expect you, doctor, to come to the party."

"It's...not bad." The corners of Luo Sai's mouth twitched, and he smiled so reluctantly. In fact, he thought that he would agree to come to this strange party not long ago because of the blood all over his body after eating. It was a wrong decision to concentrate all on the digestion in the stomach, resulting in poor brain activity.

"You know, we haven't seen a new face in our party for a long time." Prince Theseus didn't notice Luo Sai's attitude, but was very happy to have a new member, "I heard that Hercules Hercules Said that because his father Zeus carried a small box with which he could communicate, the small box was put into a wooden horse by Hera. Since then, few new demigod heroes have been born.” Although he completely don't understand why.

"..."

Luo Sai instantly entered the mental state——

A certain day emperor is hiding behind the grass next to the spring. According to the fixed settings of various recent fantasy dramas, beautiful fairies always don't like to bathe in places with walls.

The ringtone of the mobile phone broke the tranquility by the spring, and the Emperor of Heaven, who was about to turn into a bull, answered the phone quickly: 'Hello? !Mrs. wife? !where am I?The back stairs of Shenshan! ... When, of course not!How could I be in Lycia? ! …Great sale on Ganoderma lucidum and bird’s nest mask?Of course, how could I forget...'

Mobile phone satellite positioning is so awesome, no matter where Zeus sneaks into the mortal world, he can't escape the eyes of the queen Hera... It's completely an eavesdropping situation on Mount Olympus!

I have to admire this world of ever-changing technology. Even the father of the gods has been defeated by the magic of science.

"By the way, Prince Theseus, I would like to ask, what are the main activities of this party?" Luo Sai squinted at the various ancient Greek heroes who put up posts over there. If you put a strange post...he would rather die than that...well, the enemy is too strong, he is wronged.Once the pose is done, he can pose... the classic Chinese style - Terracotta Warriors and Horses!

"We'll have some competitive games. Discus throwing, wrestling, stuff like that."

discus? ! !He can eat biscuits, but it's no wonder he can carry a discus!

And wrestling? !

Gods of Olympus, you really know how to play!

You usually watch a lot of variety shows when you have nothing to do?Is the so-called Hero Gathering really just an annual fun event for boring heroes?

Those heroes' arms are thicker than his, okay? !If he can't even reach featherweight, give him a heavyweight opponent? !Can he just throw the white towel?

"Doctor, you must be looking forward to it too?"

not at all! !

"Are you going to compete with heroes?"

"Of course not." Theseus explained with a cheerful smile, "Since it is a confrontational sport, of course there must be two evenly matched teams."

Before Theseus finished speaking, the tauren prince over there couldn't wait to beat his strong chest, and tore off his coat amidst the cheers of all the monsters, revealing a suit reminiscent of filet mignon, thick-cut steak, and tomahawk. Beef steak, sirloin steak, and Brazilian steak are firm and chewy: "Moomoo!!——"

The Chimera and the big fat Cromion pig who were still waving the lights just now also "cracked" to reveal the monster's true face, revealing its fierce appearance, which made the monsters in the back even more excited, and they just wanted to go into battle.

Obviously, the only team that can practice with the heroes of ancient Greece must be this "evenly matched" monster team.

Theseus looked at the muscular bull with great admiration: "For this competition, Xiaomi specially conducted a three-month closed exercise to ensure better muscle condition."

"..."

His Royal Highness the handsome Greek prince gently reminded Luo Sai: "I am afraid that the amount of exercise tonight will be a bit heavy. Doctor, are you ready?"

not at all! ! ! ! !

According to his understanding of the hero gathering, it should be a rhythm of eating, drinking, blowing water and chatting, right?

What is this swollen rhythm that seems to be fighting? !

"Don't worry, doctor! I'm here!"

The two-headed dog youth who has changed back to human form is full of confidence and is eager to try.

Luo Sai adjusted his glasses, and said to the cool and handsome young bird-walker who had completely transformed and exposed two bare buttocks: "Tlos, can you put on your clothes first?"

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