Boys should take good care of themselves [entertainment circle]

On a quiet night, by the clear lakeside, the starlight is dotted with dense grass, and the moonlight spreads on the two intertwined figures, like a layer of silver silk.

His body was softened by the kiss, but his arms wrapped around his neck unconsciously, wanting more.

Finally, at the moment when the oxygen was about to run out, Su Mengyu put his hands on Qin Zhenlu's chest, pushed the distance between the two of them a little, then turned his head slightly, and attached his lips to the other's ear.

There was a scorching gasp/breath coming from the ear, and along with that heat came the same ambiguous/ambiguous words.

"The access control time has passed, I can't go back now, and... I don't have class tomorrow, do you understand what I mean? Lulu?"

In an instant, his sanity was completely shattered.

Qin Zhenlu didn't know how he got back, he almost relied on the last sliver of reason to prevent himself from being arrested for speeding the night he was confessed by his beloved.

As soon as the door of the apartment was opened, the two embraced and kissed each other, kissed all the way to the bedroom, and fell on the bed together.

Su Mengyu feels that they are like two thirsty fish, only the other's lips can provide him with the water of life.

The skin was gradually exposed to the dry air, Su Mengyu couldn't help shivering, the man who kissed her paused slightly, his lips didn't part, he just reached for the remote control of the bedside table.

The air conditioner was turned on, and Su Mengyu felt much better with the heating, but when she reached the last step, she felt that the person on her body stopped suddenly.

……

The deer took the fish into its den, licked it happily, and licked the fish totteringly, but suddenly found that it had forgotten a very important thing, and couldn't help but pause.

The fish was dizzy and comfortable after being licked, and suddenly noticed that the deer stopped moving, so he used his little head to arch the deer's furry chest in dissatisfaction, urging the deer to hurry up.

The deer felt itchy because of the fish. After struggling for a long time, he still let go of the fish's feet.

"Sorry, you are too weak now, you will get hurt, or..." Next time.

Before he could finish speaking, he was suddenly hit by an icy cold object in his arms.

The deer looked down and saw that it was a bottle full of strawberry flavored bait.

"Fish, you..."

"Why do you think I have to bring a bag here?" The scales of the fish were full of bright red, and he raised his eyes and glanced towards this side.

"I don't know how big you are, so I didn't buy fishing ropes and hooks, but only bait."

Although Yu's body is petite and immature, the words he speaks are so straightforward that it makes one's heart tremble unceasingly.

"Last time to ask you, deer, are you okay or not?"

……

The fish lit the roses in the whole garden for the deer, and gave the deer a star shower of roses from the dark night, and blushed, confessed his love to the deer.

The deer finally couldn't control his throbbing heart, picked up the fish that fascinated him, and jumped into the river with a "plop".

The water temperature this time was hotter than last time, and the fish felt as if it had been thrown into a boiling water pot, its scales were completely red, and its fins were slapped left and right due to the rushing water.

He opened his mouth wide, breathed in big mouthfuls of oxygen, and tried to swim upstream of the river, but the speed of the river was too fast, even though he tried hard to keep up with the rhythm of the deer, he was constantly rushed downstream.

Gradually, his fish tail lost strength, and tears filled his eyes. He could only be held in his mouth by a deer, and he was forced to swim up the river.

This river is so long and so hot, I don’t know how long I have been swimming, and finally a cool waterfall sprinkled on the fish. The fish, which was so hot that it was about to bubble, finally jumped out of the river with all its strength, and fell back together with the deer. ashore.

……

When he woke up in the morning, the fish felt so weak all over his body. The river water was too fast last night. It was not urgent, but fierce. His scales were washed away. I can't lift it up a little bit, but there is no other uncomfortable place.

After going ashore last night, the deer took him to the hot water spring for a good soak, and washed off all the white foam on his body due to the river water. At most, he was swollen, not as bloody as the predecessors said. fear.

Thinking about it, the deer was so gentle last night, obviously I could reach the upper reaches quickly, but considering it was the first time for the fish, I still took my best effort to take him upstream slowly, so that the fish couldn't stand it Yes, take the initiative to pester Luyou to hurry up...

Cough, but of course, he will have to cry and beg for mercy later on.

After all, he is actually a person with sex/life!His boyfriend is not only handsome, tall, and has good physical strength, but he can also live a good life. He must have saved station b in his previous life to get such a perfect boyfriend!

But he really didn't expect that Qin Zhenlu was actually a madman.

Last night, Qin Zhenlu kissed himself almost all over his body. He seemed to love his ankles in particular. Before doing it, he repeatedly pecked and kissed him, and he even kissed him twice from time to time.

It's just... doesn't he have an ankle to kiss?Why kiss the ankle instead of him?

Su Meng, who was inexplicably jealous of her own ankle, was so angry that she got out of Qin Zhenlu's arms, stared at Qin Zhenlu's handsome face for a while, and then moved her head closer, looking like a small animal. Yes, start crazy kiss kiss.

Hmph, let you kiss my ankle and not kiss me, I will make it up when you are sleeping!

Qin Zhenlu was woken up by licking, and when he was in a drowsy sleep, he suddenly felt something wet and soft licking his Adam's apple, and his chin was rubbed back and forth by something furry.

Opening his eyes in a trance, Su Mengyu, who was licking vigorously, happened to raise his head, so he met a pair of peach blossom eyes with a bit of sly curvature, but because the pupils were too clear, they looked clear.

Qin Zhenlu woke up in an instant. He pulled Su Mengyu, who still wanted to continue making trouble, from the quilt, hugged him, and gently rubbed his hair: "Why did you wake up so early? Did you stop sleeping? Hmm ?”

The man's voice was deep and sexy, full of satisfaction washed by passion/desire, his chest resonance was very obvious when he spoke, and it directly shook Su Mengyu's heart from his chest through the tight-fitting clothes.

Su Mengyu who was caught off guard by the subwoofer: "..."

Good, good Su.

A certain fish whose scars were healed and forgot the pain was immediately fascinated by his own beauty deer, and immediately moved up to it, picked up the deer's sexy little horns, and rubbed them gently with his teeth.

The deer gasped immediately, and the small horns on the top of its head slid twice quickly into the fish's mouth. The fish stretched out its tongue and licked it, bringing its mouth to his ear.

"Come?"

"..."

"Not coming?"

Being so stimulated, he felt completely doomed to sleep, the deer immediately turned over, opened his mouth, picked up a certain fish that didn't know what to do, and jumped into the river again.

The two quarreled on the bed for another two hours, and when they came down, Su Mengyu's legs were completely limp, and Qin Zhenlu had to carry her to the bathroom to wash up.

When he came out, Qin Zhenlu hugged him, put his own shirt on him casually, then stuffed him under the quilt, and was thinking about looking for a new pair of underwear, but saw Su Mengyu's two big white legs, Carelessly crawling to the side of the bed, he picked up the bag he had dropped on the floor, then took out a pair of underwear from it, and put it on on the spot.

Qin Zhenlu: "..."

I don't know what to say for a while.

After a while, Qin Zhenlu said silently: "You are quite well prepared."

Hearing Qin Zhenlu's words, Su Mengyu, who was changing clothes, immediately said proudly: "Of course, I knew that I must stay overnight, of course I have to prepare in advance."

He brought all the toothbrushes, towels, and facial cleansers!It's just that he was not very conscious, and it was useless. In the end, Qin Zhenlu helped him clean it up.

Qin Zhenlu just watched Su Mengyu happily strip off his clothes and quickly put on his own, then said quietly, "I don't know if you've heard of such things as boyfriend shirts."

Su Mengyu, who was putting on his pants, paused his hands: "..."

Qin Zhenlu picked up the shirt he just took off, and sighed: "I originally planned to wear my shirt for you, but now it seems that I don't need it."

Su Mengyu: "..."

Almost forgot, Qin Zhenlu also has the attribute of natural black.

Su Mengyu stripped herself naked again in silence, then threw herself on Qin Zhenlu's body, grabbed Qin Zhenlu's arm, and said fiercely: "robbing! Hand over the shirt in your hand! Otherwise, I will It's about to be robbed!"

Qin Zhenlu chuckled, leaned over and kissed him immediately, first handed over his sex, then grabbed his bare arm, and put the legendary boyfriend's shirt on him.

The two dawdled in the apartment for a long time, and when they came out, it was almost dark.

Qin Zhenlu drove Su Mengyu to the downstairs of the dormitory, planning to wait for Su Mengyu to go up and put away the bag first, and then come down to the campus restaurant for dinner together.

As soon as Su Mengyu entered the dormitory, she heard Lu Xiaojie's "clack clatter" complaining: "I'll go, last night when it was almost 12 o'clock, there were actually people fighting in the ends of the earth, it's really awesome!"

"how do you know?"

"Looking at the forum, I heard that someone went to Tianya Haijiao to endorse this morning, only to find dead bodies of roses all over the place, and the ravaged grass next to it."

? ? ?It's all a mess.

While Su Mengyu took out her mobile phone, she put her bag on the table, and suddenly found a piece of paper.

"What is the paper on the table for?"

"Oh, that was sent by the school to count the number of candidates for the postgraduate entrance examination and to investigate the intention of the postgraduate entrance examination. It said that it would be handed in immediately after filling it out in the afternoon..."

Lu Xiaojie, who was looking at his mobile phone, suddenly realized that the voice was wrong. When he turned around and saw it was Su Mengyu, his eyes lit up immediately, and he rushed towards him.

"Okay! Night out! Tell me, did you hit a home run? Did you?!"

"I'll go," Su Mengyu's legs softened immediately after being hung by him, and he lifted his arm that was holding her arm in disgust, "What's the matter with you? Why do you want your roommate to be oppressed all day long? "

When Lu Xiaojie saw his appearance, he suddenly understood, excited like a screaming chicken: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh my cp finally went to bed! Lu Yu is real!!!"

Su Mengyu twitched the corners of her mouth, not wanting to pay attention to this old man who has no sex/life and can only live on cp, turned on the phone, and went directly to the campus BBS.

He didn't need to go out of his way to look for it, the most popular on the front page was the legendary field post.

[HOT]【When we arrived at the scene, there were only rose corpses in this place, and a cluster of ravaged grass...】

Main Building: The title is anti-shielding, the main building comes with a literal translation: I suspect that someone fought in the ends of the earth last night!

Ado!Put the picture directly!

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1L: ? ? ?I'll go, who is rich enough to burn so many roses

2L: Wow, so many flowers, so much money, one flower costs ten yuan, so precious~

3L: The crooked building in front, so how did the host know that someone is fighting in the field?

……

10L (the original poster): I am the original poster. First, let’s look at the first picture, looking at the tragic image of the human world with corpses strewn all over the field, what can you see?

11L: Rose: I died so badly

12L: Rose: Ah!Help!Do not kill me!I'm in so much pain!

……

25L (landlord): Looking back, judging from Rose’s death, the deceased had obvious burn marks, and left behind a large number of black unidentified objects. Visually, it was the last thing Rose left behind through unknown means before she died. The distress signal, and looking at the extent of his burns, the entire flower body has been completely charred black, which is obviously not something ordinary flames can do, so this must be a premeditated and organized murder!

26L: My God!how so!

27L: Woohoo, Rose died so badly

28L: I've grown up so much, I've never seen such a brutal and inhumane modus operandi!The murderer must die!

29L: The murderer must die!

30L: The murderer must die!

……

68L: The murderer must die! ...Well, let me ask you weakly, so why do you say that someone is fighting in the ends of the earth?

69L: There's an honest man here!Come and bully him!

70L: Well-meaning people remind you, just look at the second picture

71L: Woohoo, Miss Rose, I will definitely avenge you!

……

What the hell are these?Is it because the advanced math is too easy, or have you passed the sixth grade? ?Or have all the graduate students memorized the book? ? ?

Su Mengyu really couldn't stand this group of sand sculptures who had nothing to do all day long, and could cheer up the sky even after a dead rose, so she boarded the tuba, turned to the end, and started typing.

164L (small fish don't want to swim): If you look carefully, you will find some red powder and unburned metal strips left at the scene of the crime. These red powders are thermite, and the main components are FeO and aluminum powder , the uncombusted metal strips are magnesium strips, which is actually an ordinary thermite reaction. Al replaces Fe in FeO at high temperature to form AlO and Fe. If you use a magnet to absorb it, it should be ok A lot of iron was sucked out, that is, the pile of black unknown objects.

165L:! ! !

166L:! ! !

167L: Where did the top student come from!Actually destroy our formation!

168L: Wait, isn't this Su Mengyu's account? ? ?

169L: So... why does Senior Brother Su know the crime scene so well?Masaga...

170L: Oh my god!Brother Su actually fought a field battle with other savages (because he didn't know if it was a man or a woman)!Brother Lu fainted from crying in the toilet!

……

You can take medicine indiscriminately (after all, there is no cure), but you can't talk nonsense!How dare you doubt his sincerity towards Lu Lu?This is absolutely unbearable!

182L (little fish don't want to swim): I don't know if you have ever seen a rose blooming in flames

Everyone: "???"

189L (Little fish don't want to swim): I bloom in the midst of killing, like a flower at dawn, take a magnesium bar and burn a rose to see, single dogs who have no one to confess are ignorant, so pitiful, tsk

The inexplicably ridiculed crowd: "???"

195L (fish and deer swimming in the water): not much to say, I went to swim with my own deer

Everyone: "!!!"

196L: Damn, is that what I thought it meant? ? ?

197L: Oh my god!Brother Lu came to our school again? !

198L: Is this the point?Isn't the point... is this fucking official announcement? ! ! !

199L: Damn it!Check out his account!Even the name has changed!

200L:! ! !Look downstairs in the dormitory!Is that Brother Lu! ! !

201L: Damn it! ! !

202L: Damn it! ! !

……

212L: ? ? ?Where is it? ? ?Why can't I see it? ? ?

213L: Do you sand sculpture? ? ?You don't live in Zhuluxuan! ! !

Seeing that everyone had spotted Qin Zhenlu, Su Mengyu immediately turned off her phone, turned her head and ran out of the dormitory.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Lu Xiaojie quickly called him from behind: "Hey, can you still fill in that piece of paper? If not, I'll fill it out for you?"

Su Mengyu didn't turn her head back: "Okay, then you can fill it out for me."

"There is a laboratory intention here, which professor do you plan to fill in?"

The hand holding the doorknob paused suddenly, Su Mengyu was silent for a while, and said lightly: "Just fill in Zhao Jingbai."

Hearing this, even Di Maomao, who had always been slow to respond, was stunned: "But you didn't..." Did you always hate him?

"I really don't like him very much, but it is undeniable that his laboratory is the most suitable for me."

After the words came out, Su Mengyu suddenly realized that she actually didn't care about those people at all.

"I already have Lulu, my grandma, Q University, you, and so many sand sculpture netizens who like me and support me. For someone I don't like, I don't even think about my studies. Is it? How is it possible."

Lu Xiaojie and Di Maomao were taken aback.

"Xiaoyu, you...you..." There is still his (their) place? !

Zhao Jing is blind and has a good character. He is interested in the knowledge in Zhao Jingbai's head, not in him. It's none of his business whoever he wants to marry. .

Su Mengyu rolled her eyes silently in her heart, and didn't care about Lu Xiaojie and Di Maomao who were about to pounce on them, who were so moved that they were so moved that tears flowed down their cheeks. She opened the door and ran out.

The autumn sunset is rich and unrestrained, burning hot on people's faces, like a cluster of small fireworks, crackling and burning straight into people's hearts.

Su Mengyu ran all the way down the stairs, with countless little black heads popping out from the window of her balcony behind her. They pushed and squeezed, with faces full of gossip, watching that little The figure ran towards another tall figure not far away, and then hit it like a rocket.

The excited screams of the melon-eating crowd erupted behind him, as if they were going to blow up the dormitory building.

Qin Zhenlu was blinded by the screams of "Lu Yu is real" all over the sky. Before he could react, his body was hit by the small rocket that came out of his arms and was forced to hug him and turn around in circles .

"Huh? Little fish? What's the matter..."

"Quick! Let's run!"

Without any time to react, a fish suddenly jumped out of the water, first shook off the glistening water droplets on the deer's face, then hugged the deer's neck, slapped it desperately with its fish tail, and yelled to run away quickly.

On the other side of the river, under the melons in front of the flowers, countless single dogs hugging watermelons ran to the riverside, looking eagerly at the two small figures on the other side, expressing beautiful love for others from time to time And the excited barking sound that was moved to the point of tears.

The bright red clouds rolled in the sky, and the multicolored sunset shone on the earth. In the blood orange sunset, two small black figures were reflected.

Holding hands, they pulled each other and rushed towards the sunset, their golden hair swaying in the air, and sprinkled bright and sweet colored candies all the way on the vast and beautiful land of Q.

The author has something to say: the text is over!

Beep, please don't lock it,

It has all been replaced by the animal world,

Save the children! QAQ!

In order to prevent the little angels from being confused,

Translate it here:

Strawberry flavored bait→lubricants

Hooks and ropes→taotao

Deer's horn → Adam's apple