No one can stop me from making money

The two female ghosts left after doing something good, but Mo Yu was called up in the middle of the night.

"Boss, wake up!" Sister Wu tapped his window with her fingernails, "It's time, it's almost twelve o'clock!"

Mo Yu turned over, his eyelids were so heavy that he couldn't open them.

"Get up quickly, you asked me to call you at this time! I have already called you, so I'm leaving! Don't blame me if you wake up tomorrow!"

Mo Yu =_= sat up startled, looked out of the window: "Okay, I'm awake...thank you."

Sister Wu nodded to him, and went to the back mountain to teach apprentices.Here Mo Yu struggled to get up, went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, and finally regained consciousness.When I came back, I put on my clothes, specially added a coat, and then opened the door to go out.

The backyard of the hotel is now full of building materials, and all the vegetable plots in the back have been pulled out. Sister Wu ate up all the chickens in the chicken coop with the excuse of "there is no place to raise them anyway". They were all picked up, and a pile of stones were piled on top.

Mo Yu sat on the stone, checking the time with his mobile phone from time to time.Finally, it was around 12:30 before I stood up, walked a few steps along the bamboo forest, and looked towards Brother Meng's house, which was the third house to the east.

Sure enough, after more than a minute, two ghost messengers were seen entering the house with a translucent ghost from a distance.Mo Yu walked forward and got closer, and after waiting for a while, the ghost messengers came out of that house with the ghost.

Today is Grandma Meng's soul-returning night, and this is the time Mo Yu has been waiting for.

In other words, what he was waiting for was a ghost messenger.

"Excuse me, is Captain Liu in front?" Seeing that they were about to leave, Mo Yu hurriedly asked, "Or may I ask, do you two know Captain Liu?"

The two ghost messengers glanced this way, then dragged Grandma Meng's soul to the ground, and floated in front of Mo Yu in an instant.

One of the ghost messengers is Captain Liu, whom Mo Yu knew. He was surprised when he saw Mo Yu: "So it's you, little brother! We both found out that there was a monk by our side just now, but we didn't expect it to be you..."

Mo Yu cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Captain Liu, don't come here without any problems."

Captain Liu smiled, looked up and down, and the smile on his blue face became more sincere: "Brother, you are also good, congratulations, you have entered the Tao!"

"TOEFL TOEFL." Mo Yu said with a smile, "After we met last time, I met an eminent monk and got a favor."

"Okay, okay!" Captain Liu nodded gratifiedly, then turned his head and said to another ghost messenger, "Old Han, I met this little brother before. Didn't I say that he died in more than a dozen car accidents last time?" ? This little brother was out of breath at the time, but unexpectedly he was revived by his own hostility, and he also had an extra pair of yin and yang eyes."

After speaking, he introduced to Mo Yu: "This is Han Ping, the brother of my team, and also the ghost messenger in charge of this area. Brother, from now on, if you need anything, just ask him."

Mo Yu hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Brother Han, the younger brother's surname is Mo, and the single name is Yu. I can see Captain Liu again today, and I know Brother Han again. When I go back, I will burn high-quality ingot candles and make a few more good ones." Buy a few bottles of good wine and treat the two of you to a meal, Captain Liu and Brother Han must not be polite to me!"

After hearing this, Han Ping waved his hands again and again: "Brother Mo, you can't do it, it's the rules of ghosts, you can't just eat other people's offerings."

Captain Liu also said: "Brother Mo, it's really impossible. Brother, you have a heart, but if the superior Lu judge finds out that our brother cannibalism for no reason, I will be miserable when I go back."

"That's right." Han Ping said with a smile, "Don't talk about us, even the older brothers dare not show off like this. If the younger brother has the heart, it is enough to burn some incense."

It was the first time Mo Yu heard of such rules in the underworld, and he immediately praised: "The life of public servants is similar, you two have worked hard."

Captain Liu sighed: "Actually, the control was not so strict before, but I can't help but enforce the law by fishing..."

Seeing Mo Yu's puzzled expression, Captain Liu gave him a brief explanation.

You know the bull head and horse noodles, right?That is the most famous person under Lord Yan's hands, and he can be regarded as a high-level cadre in the underworld.But hundreds of years ago, these two were still at the deputy bureau level.

It was a story that made Niu Xin feel sad and Ma cried...

I think that when the local government selected cadres, a lot of talents were required to be in charge of Buddhism and Taoism.For example, black and white impermanence belongs to the Taoist side, and the bull head and horse noodles are selected by the Buddhist side.Black and White Impermanence is responsible for sending ordinary people to reincarnation, while Bull Head and Horse Face is responsible for escorting sinful villains.In the beginning, these four were on the same level, but who made these two make mistakes?

Once there was a horseman who finally had a son, but he met a fortune teller who told him that his son would not live to be eighteen. He taught him to find two chess players in a place and invited them to dinner three times. Afterwards, he begged them to let his son go, so that he could continue his life.When the horseman got there, he found two chess players, so he knelt there and waited.He asked the two of them once after a game, and after three times, they finally agreed to eat his meal, and then they really let his son go, and went back without catching anyone.

If they do this, can Lord Yan not be angry?So the two of them were downgraded flatly, and they were directly cut into whiteboard servants... If it wasn't for these two hardworking and hard-working people since then, and King Yan saw them sincerely repent and promoted them again, I'm afraid they would still be dead at this time. I'm working as a servant.

But even so, if these two want to climb to the level of black and white impermanence, I'm afraid it will take thousands of years to have a chance.

What happened back then, all the officials in the underworld always suspected that Hades was fishing to enforce the law, so everyone tensed up.Before, I often went out to find people to ask for food and offerings, but after that, I didn't dare.Hundreds of years have passed, although the rumors are not as tight as before, it is still okay to be offered a few fragrant fruits, and there is really no ghost dare to do more.

Mo Yu was dumbfounded, Lord Yan really knows how to play!

Captain Liu shrugged his shoulders: "Brother Mo, do you have something to do with us? Then you don't have to be polite and just say, if the rules don't limit, brother will do it for you. We have been here for a while, this good man soul us It has to be sent back quickly."

"Oh, I really have something to ask you two." Mo Yu shook his head and stopped thinking about it, and said happily, "Captain Liu, I wonder if my sixth uncle has entered reincarnation now?"

Captain Liu was taken aback, and took out a thread-bound soft book from his waist: "What's your name?"

"Mo Xianshu." Mo Yu said immediately, "He died on March [-] this year."

Captain Liu was taken aback for a moment, then turned to Han Ping and asked, "What day is March [-]th in the Gregorian calendar?"

"February eighteenth?" Han Ping calculated, "Either eighteen or seventeen."

Captain Liu snorted, turned to the date, and then said: "I didn't show it here, so it should be that I haven't been ranked yet. You people now, before, you were controlled to prevent students from being born, let them be born now. There are so many DINKs... Do you know how many we have piled up waiting to be reincarnated? It's not easy to rank people who are not good people..."

Mo Yu: "..." That's really sorry, we living people have delayed your work. "Then Captain Liu, since Uncle Six hasn't been reincarnated yet, can he come up and meet?"

"This..." Captain Liu hesitated for a moment, "Brother Mo, after all, he hasn't been ranked yet. If you can find someone to summon the soul, that's no problem, but I'm afraid we can't send him up. What's the matter with you? Talk to him about something?"

Mo Yu was a little disappointed, and sighed: "Actually, it's not very necessary." He just wanted to tell Uncle Liu the good news that the hotel was going to be expanded, and he and Grandpa Mo's graves were there when he was in the [-]th day of the junior high school. to worship.

Han Ping didn't say much all the time, but at this moment he began to persuade him: "Brother Mo, if it's not a matter of special urgency, it's better not to summon the soul to the world easily. If there is a grievance or a matter of human life, Lu Juan's side Maybe it’s a matter of discretion, but it’s not a good thing for you, him, or the person who casts the spell.”

Captain Liu also nodded: "Old Han is right, if there is nothing important, don't disturb the order of the underworld and the yang world. You don't know, now that the population is exploding, Lu Pan is doing a favor every day, and his whole soul is tense. Get angry when you get angry, just listen to my brother's persuasion, don't mess with him if you have nothing to say. If you have something to say, my brother will help you with a sentence."

While he was talking, Han Ping nodded wildly. It seems that Lu Pan really lost his temper because he was busy with work, even the ghost guards were frightened like this...

Mo Yu couldn't say anything more. Seeing that the two ghost messengers were in a hurry to go back to the business, he simply said a few words to Uncle Liu, and asked Captain Liu's name, and then sent the two ghost messengers to lead Meng Grandma's soul is gone.

After watching one of the two ghost messengers disappear, Mo Yu wrote down the names of the two ghost messengers with his mobile phone, and went back to sleep a little disappointed.

The next morning, Mo Yu and Wei Shi worked in the backyard for a while, and came out with two newly made memorial tablets. When they were about to get incense in the room where Sister Cui Zhao Yingying's memorial tablet was placed, they happened to get up early in the morning to go outside. Fan Dingkun who is exercising.

"Brother Fan!" Mo Yu nodded and greeted with something in his arms, "How is your body feeling? Is the medicinal diet okay?"

Fan Dingkun was also very happy when he saw him: "It's not bad, I feel a lot lighter recently, and sister Cui's cooking is also quite delicious." As he spoke, he glanced at him strangely, "You... are you taking a memorial tablet?"

"Yes."

"……who?"

"Oh," Mo Yu turned out the name on it, gave him a glance, and said in a low voice, "I met two ghost messengers and asked them to do something. Isn't this just thinking of giving them some hard-earned money and offering a few sticks of incense?" .”

Fan Dingkun's gaze paused on those two names, and he opened his eyes slightly: "Liu Jun'an①...Han Ping②..." He raised his eyes and met Mo Yu's gaze, his eyes were very complicated, " Well, you are really lucky." Being able to know these two... As long as you suppress your hostility, Xiaoyu's luck is really quite good.

"Huh?" Mo Yu was confused by him, looked down at the things in his arms, and then looked up at Brother Fan who was admiring, "What's the matter? Are these two celebrities?" Isn't it a famous upright official in ancient times?

Fan Dingkun glanced at him with a smile in his eyes: "They are indeed celebrities, but I didn't expect these two to be ghost messengers now. But don't be afraid, they were all gentlemen when they were alive, and they probably maintained their former status when they became ghost messengers." Personality, it's good to get along with friends."

Mo Yu chuckled: "Isn't that right? I have a better relationship with them. After a few decades, I will also go down, and I have connections there. Maybe I can have a better pregnancy in my next life."

"I will." Fan Dingkun looked serious, "Xiaoyu, you have such a good character, and you have done so many good deeds, you must be able to accumulate a lot of merit. Don't talk about the next life, good will be rewarded, Xiaoyu, you will definitely be more and more in the future. OK."

Mo Yu couldn't help others being kind to him, praising him and so on.Hearing this, his whole body was shaken, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or couldn't bear it. He snorted gruffly: "Of course! Don't you want to see who I am?" Nodded, "Brother Fan, you are busy. I will go to offer incense first, and I will pick up building materials later."

Fan Dingkun watched him trot away and disappeared around the corner, and smiled softly.

It's embarrassing for Xiaoyu to be praised, it's really cute.

The author has something to say:

①Liu Jun'an (named Liu Gen, styled Jun'an): he was born in Chang'an.During the reign of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, Liu Gen studied Taoism in Songshan for a period of time.By coincidence, he met a wonderful stranger who taught him the way to become a fairy, so Liu Gen became a person who went to heaven and earth, did not have to go to work, and spent all day traveling in mountains and rivers. The fairy of water.Not to mention, after being included in the fairy class, the supernatural powers and spells are greatly reduced, and one of them is a mysterious technique, which is to summon ghosts to come out to play!Shi Qi, the prefect of Yingchuan, found out about this, and said what kind of fairy art you are doing, it is clearly a sorcerer's art to confuse people's hearts, insisting that Liu Gen is a goblin, who jumped out of nowhere in the deep mountains and great swamps to cause harm to the world, So he sent someone to call Liu Gen, and wanted to kill him quickly and eliminate harm for the people.When Liu Gen came to the prefect's mansion, Shi Qi said to him: I can believe that you can let others see ghosts, but, but, you must let others see the shape of ghosts, then you are considered good, if you can't , your life is in danger.Liu Genxin wondered what arrogance you, a little prefect in the mortal world, said: This is too simple, please use the pen and ink in front of you to draw a talisman.Everyone saw Liu Gen slapping the drawn talisman on the table with a stroke of his pen. Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and there were waves of wailing in the dust raised up. A prisoner came to Shi Qi.Shi Qi took a closer look and found that it was none other than his parents.While he was in a daze, his parents kowtowed to Liu Gen: My son is impolite and offended Shangxian, please forgive me.Turning around, he scolded Shi Qi again: You little bastard, are you looking for trouble for nothing, you don’t keep your house and wait for work, what kind of nonsense, now you have offended the gods and implicated your parents!At this time Shi Qi was so frightened that he couldn't see the shit, but he didn't know that he had caused a catastrophe, so he hurriedly cried and apologized to Liu Gen.Liu Gen didn't pay any attention to him, and he withdrew his supernatural power with a gesture of his hand. Suddenly, there was a sense of immortality under his feet, and he disappeared without a trace.

②Han Ping: During the Warring States period of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, King Kang of Song Dynasty saw the beauty of He Zhenfu, the wife of Han Ping, who lived in the house, so he took over the He family. For this reason, Han Ping and his wife both committed suicide.Song Kangwang was angry and refused to let Han Ping and his wife be buried together, and let their graves face each other far away.Later, two big catalpa trees grew from the ends of the two tombs, and within ten days they grew as thick as a hug.The trunks of the two trees are curved and close to each other, the roots meet underground and the branches intertwine above.There are also two mandarin ducks, one male and one female, perched on the tree for a long time, never leaving in the morning and evening, neck to neck and mournful, the miserable voice is moving.People in the Song Dynasty felt sorry for the cry, and called this tree "Acacia tree".It is said that this kind of mandarin duck was transformed from the spirit of Han Ping and his wife.Now Shangqiu Suiyang still has Han Pingcheng.The ballads "Song of Wumagpie" and "Song of Qinglingtai" written by Han's wife He are still circulating here.