After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Bandit Lin Wen has cleaned up the house since he sent the chestnuts out. Seeing that there is no smell of chestnuts in the house, he suddenly feels that life is empty. Do you want to find a roommate to live with?However, it is hard to find a roommate who is compatible with him. He still prefers to live alone and be more free.

Lying on the bed at night, when he woke up, there was no furry movement anymore. He was still a little nostalgic, thinking in his heart, wondering if it would adapt to the new environment. When he went to work in the morning, he habitually walked into the house before going out After taking a look, he realized that the cat had already been sent away by him. At this moment, he received a message from Song Lingling about the current situation of Chestnut's life.

Seeing the girl complaining about Chestnut's naughtiness, Lin Wenbing replied:

【At first it might be uncomfortable. When I just picked it up, it will be fine in a few days. You should educate it well. It understands human nature and understands it. 】

Song Lingling: [Is that so? 】

Lin Wenband: [Well, it also knocked over my coffee on the table, made toilet paper everywhere, jumped on me from a high cabinet in the middle of the night to wake me up, and then it disappeared. 】

With the guarantee from the original owner, Song Lingling felt relieved, and also thought that it might be that she just didn't adapt to the unfamiliar environment, as long as she got along with her well, it would be fine.

She prepared cat food and cat litter, settled Chestnut, pointed at Chestnut hiding in the cat's litter, and said with a serious face: "I'm going to work, you stay at home, don't make any damage, you understand?" ?”

Chestnut just looked at her, with round eyes that looked pure and innocent, making people feel pity at first glance, but Song Lingling got angry when she thought of the bad things it did, that all it broke was money come out.

She closed the door of her room, took a last look at Chestnut, and thought that there should be nothing serious, so she went out to work with a depressed face and dark circles under her eyes

After all the girls in the rented room had gone out, Chestnut came out to inspect the room. Of course, the doors of several rooms were closed, Chestnut knew it well, this was to prevent it from going in and causing damage!The small living room, plus the bathroom, kitchen, some sundries are piled up everywhere, and there may be cockroaches in the corners. The whole living environment is a bit humid and stuffy. In the first hall, its activity space is obviously much smaller.

This is the eleventh floor, and the balcony is not open, and the windows are all covered with barbed wire. It just feels that living here is like confinement. For a better living environment, at least not so many people live together, and it also strives to be sent to a good shit-shoveling officer!

Song Lingling thought that the kitten would not have too much destructive power at home, and there was no surveillance at home. She didn't know that Chestnut's destructive power was comparable to that of the second-rate husky in the pet world. Sweep up the things that can go up, and sweep down the things that can be swept down. The crackling makes the people downstairs think that something has been quarreled upstairs; defecating everywhere, the room will soon be filled with a foul smell; Grind your claws on the sofa, leaving a trail of marks, and you may have to pay the landlord when you cancel the lease; drag your shoes everywhere...

In the end, there was nothing to destroy. It looked at the doorknobs of each room. Even if the door is closed, as long as it is not locked, it can jump up to open the door. It would be bad for them to know that he is a cat with a unique high IQ, alas, it is really a burden of intelligence!

After doing everything, it hid in a secret place, quietly waiting for the people in the house to come back from get off work to be surprised, but due to the excessive activity, it soon fell into a deep sleep.

When Song Lingling and the others came back from get off work and opened the door, they were really pleasantly surprised!It just so happened today that the four of them got together after get off work, and went up the door of the elevator together. Seeing the mess in the room, the girl who was a fan yesterday said in shock: "Damn it! Has the house been burglarized?"

The four of them came in and found that there was no thief. All of this was the cat's masterpiece. The roommate was devastated: "Song Lingling, what kind of thing did you bring home! How can we live if you say so?"

Song Lingling was also in a daze, she had never seen such a destructive cat before, what she thought instantly was that Bandit Lin Wen cheated on her, he lied, it wasn't that he was allergic to cat fur, it was this kitty Too difficult to serve!She didn't expect him to be such a person. She was seduced by beauty and brought back such a hot potato!

The roommates unanimously said that cats are not allowed in the dormitory. If there are cats, there will be no cats. If there are them, there will be no cats. Everyone repacked their own things in the living room, and then returned to their rooms in a bad mood. The rest of the mess is of course Song Lingling tidies up.

Song Lingling didn't clean it up right away, she searched around, and finally pulled out the chestnut from a corner, she hung it by the back of the neck in the air with a gloomy face, and used her eyes to linger on this abominable kitten, if Eyes can kill small animals. Chestnut felt that he had died many times. Looking at her unfriendly expression, he was afraid that she would open the window and throw himself from the eleventh floor, and then fell to the ground with a thud, brains and The blood bloomed, and he left this beautiful world in an instant. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but start to tremble all over, feeling a little regret for his destructive behavior.

Of course, Song Lingling wasn't that perverted, she just silently threw it into the cat bag. The cat bag was washed by her with water in the morning, and it was still a little wet. Then, she sent a message to Lin Wenbandit:

【Are you there? 】

【I may not be able to keep a cat anymore. I share a house, and my roommate said that keeping a cat has a taste. 】

[Sorry, I didn't discuss it with my roommate at first, can I return the cat to you? 】

At this time, Bandit Lin was still on the subway. When he saw Song Lingling's message, he frowned, but he still replied: [I may not be able to raise it, or you can give it to someone else? 】

Song Lingling thinks that she is not a person who cheats friends. This cat is so destructive that it is not bad to give it to an enemy. She sent him a tacit smile:

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[My friend doesn't want to raise a cat, so you can find someone else, are you at home?I'll take a taxi right away and give you the cat. 】

Looking at this weird smiling expression, Lin Wenbing was not sure what the other party meant for a moment, but if you don't want to raise it, don't raise it. It just so happens that your good friend Chen Hong wants to raise it, so you can take it back and give him away.

He told Song Lingling that he would not be home in half an hour, and Song Lingling immediately packed the things she had brought from Lin Wenbandit's house yesterday, and then called her roommate to help, ordered an online car-hailing car, and went downstairs to deliver it. The cat went.

Song Lingling wanted to send the cat back, and the other roommates also breathed a sigh of relief. If they really want to live in such an environment with pet smells, and the destructive power is still so strong, they will consider moving. Not everyone likes it The one who raises cats is still such a cat that can be compared to a bear child.

Seeing Bandit Lin again, and seeing the handsome guy's calm expression, without any expression of guilt, Song Lingling thought, could it be that she misunderstood him and he didn't cheat herself?She said tentatively: "This cat is really difficult to raise..."

Lin Wenband took the cat with a calm expression, looked at Chestnut's energetic appearance in the cat bag, felt relieved, and said suspiciously: "It will eat everything, it's not difficult to raise, it won't eat when you're there ?”

Song Lingling sighed helplessly, and gave a smile to let him understand: "It broke a lot of my things, and when I went to work, it made a mess of my house. I have never seen such a house that can be demolished." Cat, I can't keep it anymore, thank you for sending me the cat."

Hearing this woman complained in front of Bandit Lin Wen, Chestnut yelled in dissatisfaction: "Meow! (Hmph, I will sue!)"

Lin Wenbandit thought about some of Chestnut's behaviors. Although there were mischievous behaviors, they were not serious. Maybe girls like quieter cats.

Seeing that the handsome guy had a normal expression, Song Lingling felt that she had misunderstood him. Maybe boys are more tolerant of cats. The image of Lin Wenbandit in her heart was at least stable, and he didn't have any intention of cheating her.

Bandit Lin moved the chestnut and some things back to his home, and let the chestnut out. The chestnut returned to the place he was familiar with, and he was very happy to rub against the leg of Lin Wenband's trousers: "Meow~ (you want to send me, Can you send a reliable one, or I will come back again!)”

Lin Wenbing, who couldn't understand cat language, was very pleased with Chestnut's behavior of getting close to it, because he knew that he was allergic to cat hair, so he caught Chestnut very carefully, and asked in a low voice: "Are you doing something?" What is so bad that it was sent back? Huh?"

Chestnut was a little flustered when the truth was exposed, but because the other party couldn't understand cat language, it looked at him with innocent eyes: "Meow~ (No, I've always been very good, don't you know?)"

Chestnut came back again, and Lin Wenbandit re-arranged the cat's nest for it. Other things were not disassembled. He contacted Chen Hong and said that he could give the cat to him, but he did not tell the other party that the cat was returned. He only said that the girl did not develop because her roommate disagreed. In order to make his girlfriend happy, Chen Hong agreed to drive over to pick up the cat tomorrow by himself, and laughed at his failure to please the girl. The truth is that there is no roommate who disagrees. Others are obviously rejected his intention.

Lin Wenband was noncommittal and didn't bother to explain to this straight man, as long as he promised to keep a good cat.

Chestnut returned to its familiar environment, feeling very at ease and free. It proudly toured the room, and saw the elegant big sister with a snow-white quilt on the balcony, and took the initiative to say hello. Glancing at it, the cat's eyes are disdainful, peerless, making Chestnut very envious. It thinks that in the future, it will also become such a cat, and then jump to the air conditioner downstairs to explore the world and dominate the cat world!

This home, it's TBD, unless the next environment is freer and better than here!

So, the next day, when the chestnut was picked up by a fat man with a big arm and a round waist, it took a look at Lin Wenbing and yelled at him: "Meow! (I will come back again!)"

The author has something to say: please comment and collect, cute little ones, warning about house demolition, meow~