After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

As if he heard Chestnut's inner voice, Lin Wenband touched Chestnut's head in his arms, and said politely to his aunt: "It's still young, less than half a year old, and it's still a kitten."

The aunt said: "It's not too young. In a few months, this kitten will be in heat." There are other things. I have to leave. My aunt didn't stop me for a while. It's a pity that I didn't ask for the contact information.

Chestnut also breathed a sigh of relief. It subconsciously glanced at Jiang Maomao, just in time to meet its squinted golden eyes. The other party flicked its tail. Her Lady Queen was full of aggressiveness and her expression was unclear, making Chestnut tremble. Immediately Buried his head in Bandit Lin's arms.

It seems that whether it's a human or a cat, good-looking can't escape the treatment of being missed, really, the burden of being handsome!

Because of the blind date incident, Chestnut was afraid of meeting Jiang Maomao again, so he no longer pestered Lin Wenbandit out, but Chestnut, who had been at home for a week, still wanted to go out to get some air.

Lin Wenbing has been very busy with work recently. He has been sitting at his desk for a long time, and he has not exercised for a long time, which made him feel like his lumbar and cervical spine are rusty. While he was stretching, Chestnut jumped onto his knees, yelling to go out .

Lin Wenbing couldn't understand the cat's language, so he thought it was hungry, so he hugged it to find food for it. After eating the chestnuts, people just called out to lead him outside the house.

Knowing what it meant to go out, Lin Wenbandit raised his eyebrows and lifted it up with both hands. The cat's body became a long one. He looked at Chestnut teasingly and said, "You want to go out to pick up girls at such a young age? Your master, I would You're still single, why are you so anxious? Hmm? Did you see that white and beautiful cat last time?"

Chestnut rolled her eyes: "Meow! (You still remember other people's white and beautiful ones. I think you like it and want to suck it! Hmph!)"

Staying at home for a long time also felt depressed, so Lin Wen bandit changed his shoes like a chestnut, took the key and took it out.

The chestnut that came out again felt free. It sharpened its claws on the tree for a while, pounced on the grass blown by the wind for a while, jumped on the railing around the artificial lake, and took a walk with Bandit Lin.

Lin Wenbing looked at its lively and carefree appearance, and felt that it was very suffocated at home. Thinking that I usually go to work and have no one to play with it. A cat is locked at home and is very lonely. No wonder it wants to go out to find friends to play .He touched the chestnut on the railing and said, "Don't fall into the water, I'll dive in to save you when the time comes!"

Chestnut, as a cat, is naturally born with the ability to balance. It proudly said: "Meow (I won't fall~)"

But the excrement shovel mentioned water, and it looked into the water subconsciously. Its instinct gave it a feeling of fear. Cats are still afraid of water. The feeling of suffocation, that is a kind of near-death fear.

Chestnut was frightened, so he simply jumped down and walked on the garden steps on the other half of the road. He tilted his head, thinking why he was so scared. Could it be that he was drowned in water in his previous life?Very likely.

After walking around, Lin Wenbandit was ready to go home, Chestnut had had enough fun and followed him back, passing by a sunny step, Chestnut saw his group of friends, Jiang Maomao, Daju Pangdun , a cow cat, and Sanhua Wangcai, all of them basking in the sun with their bellies spread out.

Fat Dun's eyes were sharp, and when he saw Chestnut, he immediately said hello and jumped down the steps to walk towards Lin Wenbandit. He lay down in front of Chestnut's owner as if touching porcelain, purred, and said to Chestnut: "Chestnut, this is Your master? You look so handsome!"

Seeing this festive, plump big orange, Lin Wenband was amused by the enthusiastic attitude of the cat relatives. He squatted down and touched it, and said to Chestnut: "Chestnut, is this your partner too?"

Chestnut saw that the shit shoveler actually reached out to touch other cats. He didn't know where the possessiveness came from, so he came over and bumped Pangdun in an instant. Unexpectedly, Pangdun's figure was as stable as Mount Tai, and he didn't shake it at all. Chestnut had to stand up and hug his hand , Let him touch himself, his shit shoveler can't touch other stinky cats!

Bandit Lin looked amused, and when he saw Chestnut was jealous, he patted the cat's head heavily.

Seeing that Chestnut's owner couldn't be seduced, Fat Dun rolled on the ground and got up, saying: "Chestnut, long time no see, come and play for a while!"

Chestnut looked at the owner, then at Pang Dun who was walking forward, seeing that Bandit Lin Wen was not in a hurry to go home, so he followed him to the cat group, but he still felt a little embarrassed when he saw Jiang Maomao, although The other party is very temperamental and beautiful, but it has no feeling for it.

When the cats saw Chestnut coming, they got up one by one and looked at it up and down, especially the way Jiang Maomao looked at it, which made it a little scared. The other cats also noticed Her Lady Queen's different attitude, so Pang Dun asked: "Maomao , what's wrong with the chestnut?"

Jiang Maomao changed his posture and lay on his stomach, licked his snow-white hair without a trace of dirt, and announced meaningfully: "My master, I want a white kitten with green eyes. Look at the little chestnut's eyes. Is it as charming as emerald?"

Plump leaned over to look at Chestnut's eyes, compared it with other cats, and said, "Really, no wonder I think Chestnut is a bit special! But Chestnut has tiger stripes, and it has an owner..."

Mimi understood, and asked, "Does your master want you and Chestnut to have cubs?"

When Pangdun and Wangcai heard it, it took a long time to react: "Huh? And Chestnut?"

Being stared at by a few pairs of cat eyes, Chestnut was very embarrassed, and immediately denied: "No, I'm not yet an adult! I'm too young..."

Fat Dun came around and smelled it, as if confirming something, he said loudly: "It's okay, after a while, you will mature, your appearance and body are passable, and you don't know survival skills, although I think human beings may be more mature. I like orange cats a bit, but both Mao Mao and its owner have taken a fancy to you kid."

Wangcai shook his head and said, "Chestnut's tiger stripes are not bad, and her genes are excellent. After Mao Mao's cub, she must be more majestic and handsome."

The cow Mimi seems a little dissatisfied: "The male cat that can give birth to our Mao Mao must be a brave cat, so as to ensure a high survival rate of the offspring. Look at me, even the birds in the sky can be caught, unless you Prove yourself by catching a mouse."

Seeing one and two teasing herself, Chestnut became anxious; "Who said I'm going to have a cub with Mao Mao? Don't talk nonsense!"

Seeing its denial, Mimi asked seemingly unintentionally: "Isn't it because you don't know how to catch mice? No way! Lihua is recognized as having a strong ability to catch mice. Even Wangcai, who was neutered, is an expert at catching mice." .”

Wangcai shook his ears and said, "Hey, hey, don't always talk about my neutering. Even if I'm neutered, I'm no worse than other cats. I can roam around by myself when I'm released. It's not like those Jingui cats who are locked in the house. Soft eggs of the breed."

Chestnut didn't want to be misunderstood, and explained clearly: "I only think of Maomao as my sister, you are overthinking it!"

It's just that no matter how Chestnut explains, everyone thinks that the next time Maomao gives birth to a cub, Chestnut may be a part of it.

Holding his two front feet in his arms, Wangcai said, "Maomao's master said he wants to find you for breeding, as long as your master agrees, then you will definitely be successful. Besides, when you are in heat in the future, you can't help it." .”

Jiang Maomao saw that Chestnut seemed a little shy, and defended it: "Don't bully it, it's still a kitten! How can I know so much, just raise it a little bit longer."

When Queen Mao Mao spoke, the other cats understood Mao Mao's meaning more and more, not only didn't stop, they started teasing Chestnut more, as if they wanted to teach her some knowledge about adult cats, Chestnut couldn't escape, and became more and more embarrassed.

Lin Wenband looked at the cats communicating harmoniously. The cats of different colors were very cute. He took out his mobile phone and took several pictures. It seemed that he had a good time with his cat friends. No wonder he thought Come out often.

Lin Wenbing was watching with interest, when suddenly he was patted on the shoulder. He turned around and saw that it was the owner of the white cat, the aunt who was going to introduce his daughter to him. He felt pressure for a moment, but he was still polite Greetings: "Hi Auntie, are you coming for a walk too?"

My aunt was very happy to see this handsome guy again. She didn’t ask for his contact information last time. It’s a pity. She knows that a good, single guy is like a dog on a leash. Chance.

Seeing his aunt's warm and kind expression, Lin Wenbing had a bad intuition, and sure enough, the aunt said: "Last time, I told my daughter about your situation, and I said that you are a screenwriter and a cultural person. It’s great to have a stray cat, my daughter said she wanted to chat with you, what do you think?”

Bandit Lin felt that it was hard for others to introduce his daughter to him so enthusiastically. It seemed unreasonable not to give her contact information. However, he didn't like women, so he had to refuse if he had to. He immediately said, "Auntie, I'm actually gay and I like men!"

Auntie was stunned at the time, Lin Wenbandu breathed a sigh of relief, as long as she doesn't get pestered to introduce someone, if Auntie feels immoral, she can scold her if she wants, many older people can't accept it, if her father knows her sexuality Orientation, I am afraid that the nominal father-son relationship will be severed.

He quickly walked to the group of cats, picked up the chestnut that was pushed to the ground by the group of cats, and was about to go home. When he was halfway there, his aunt shouted from behind; "Oh, boy, are you 0 or 1? We There is an uncle's child who also likes boys, let me introduce you, he looks so handsome!"

When Lin Wenband heard it, he broke out in a cold sweat. These aunts are really avant-garde and enthusiastic. Are they so tolerant of homosexuality now?He couldn't help it, he waved his hands hurriedly and ran away holding the chestnut.

After Lin Wenbandit left, the aunt said to herself: "Oh, good boy, it's a pity that I can't introduce him to my daughter." This aunt is definitely a face control.

Chestnut naturally heard the content of the conversation, and was relieved after being rescued from the fire by the shit-shoveling officer, and now knows that his shit-shoveling officer likes men, which has no effect on it, but since That's it, he must not be very keen on pairing himself with that Jiang Maomao, right?It really has no interest in the female cat!Please let me go!Why let it know about those adult cats!collapse!

The author has something to say: Lin Wenbing: Chinese New Year is almost here, have you reached the age to be blind dated?Come on, do you like boys or girls?Give you the knowledge of an adult who knows and knows!