After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Lin Wenbandu hurriedly took a shower in the bathroom, and when he came out, only the sound of the TV was playing in the living room, and the conversation quieted down very discerningly.

The quiet atmosphere of the whole room made the voices of the actors on the TV louder. It should be a family ethics drama, only to hear a female character say acerbic lines: "...that woman's son, is An unfamiliar white-eyed wolf..."

Lin Wenbandu looked up at the couple, said nothing, and plunged into his bedroom.

When Lin Deshou saw his eldest son come out, he glanced at him and didn't say anything. There was already a gap between father and son when his mother died. If they had nothing important to say, they often had nothing to say.

Back in the quilt of this so-called home, when sleeping at night, Lin Wengui actually felt colder than in his own rented room in Shengcheng. He hugged the chestnut, the only heat source around him, and listened to its rhythmic snoring Sound, insomnia until dawn.

In the morning, Lin Deshou made breakfast. It's funny to think about it. When his mother was alive, he might not even be able to tell the difference between sugar and salt in the kitchen. Being with this woman is doing housework hard. He should give a noble compliment , Is this the so-called power of love?

Thinking about it, it may not be so, this woman is very cunning to eat him to death, this woman knows the circumstances under which she is with this man, so she can take precautions, lest he also find other women outside.

It can also be regarded as one thing and one thing.

He just felt worthless for his mother's life!It is true that a good wife and mother will not get good rewards for a lifetime.

As the son of man, he actually has complicated feelings for his father.

The weather was very cold, and Li Cuifang was reluctant to turn on the air conditioner. She didn't feel cold, and she didn't think others were cold either. Lin Deshou went out to play cards and use the air conditioner in the chess and card room.

Lin Wenband likes to watch some suspense films, but there are often some scary scenes in suspense films, watching movies with his cat, he always feels that Chestnut can really understand.

Every time there is a tense and terrifying BGM on the set, or some bloody and violent murder scenes, his Chestnut will bury his head in his arms to avoid these plots.

His cat can always give him novel feelings, and he always has an illusion that the soul inside the cat is a person, and now he is still a coward who is afraid of watching horror and bloody plots.

In order to test this conjecture, Lin Wenbing picked out a horror movie, caught him in his arms, and forced him to watch it with him. As a result, Chestnut's cat hair exploded, and his tail became bigger than ever. The body is still thick, and the last paw knocked his mobile phone off the quilt, and hid on the edge of the bed, looking at him in panic and accusation.

Bandit Lin raised the corners of his mouth full of mischief, squinted his eyes, and rushed over to pinch Chestnut's upper body with both hands to hang vertically into a cat scarf, and looked at it: "What are you afraid of? Could it be that you can still understand? "

Although the mobile phone was dropped under the quilt, the sound was not turned off. At this time, the sound came out, and the eerie background music sounded, accompanied by a sudden and terrifying scream. Chestnut's tail hanging in the air became thicker, and immediately meowed With a whimper, he kicked his hind legs and escaped from Bandit Lin's control. He ran out of bed and stood by the door, looking at him angrily.

It turned out that it was sensitive to sound. Lin Wenband thought he had found the answer, because no one would think that cats could really understand movies, right?Then it is really a ghost film or a science fiction film.

"Meow! (Poop shovel! Did you do it on purpose?!)"

"If you're so timid, isn't it just a horror movie?" Lin Wenbandit quit the video, too lazy to get out of bed in the cold, and hooked Chestnut maliciously, letting him come to the bed, "Come here, watch a beautiful movie with your master." piece!"

"Meow! (I'm not timid, hey, you watch alone!)"

Chestnut got angry, but he couldn't get over it, so he had to get out of bed himself, and catch Chestnut back into the bed with his bare legs.

So Chestnut reluctantly continued to watch movies with him. If he watched horror movies again to scare it, it would show its claws!

However, it is still an overly naive cat. The so-called beautiful movies are not really beautiful movies. No matter how powerful the Internet cleanup operation is, there will always be people who can find indescribably rich resources. Perhaps in nature, only human beings are the ones who live all year round. Animals that can be in heat.

Usually, it is not unaware of the changes in the bathroom when Lin Wenbing is taking a bath. After all, as a cat, he is instinctively afraid of water. Every time the excrement shoveler goes to take a bath, as long as he stays longer, he will go to the bathroom. Take a glance, worried that the shit shovel officer has fallen?Or drowned?Or electrocuted?

It is not that this kind of plot does not happen without human beings in TV dramas.

It's just that this time in the same room, in front of a cat, wouldn't he feel blushed doing such a thing?

Although it is a cat, it also knows what this kind of human behavior is. It is a shit shoveler. Maybe, maybe, it really needs to find a boyfriend.

However, thinking that he has found a boyfriend, there may be more restricted scenes being seen by it. Also, what if the shit-shoveling officer's boyfriend doesn't like him?What should I do if I fall out of favor?After thinking about it, it decided not to look for it.

Ah, why is it a little kitten that needs to know so many things?

Why is the excrement shovel so unrestrained in front of it, cats also have needle eyes!

On the New Year's Eve, it snowed lightly in the sky. When I woke up in the morning, the ground was covered with a thin layer of snow. The cold weather only made people not want to get out of the warm bed, and neither did cats.

However, Lin Wenbandi had something to go out today, so he forcibly dragged Chestnut out of the bed, ruffled its cat fur, and whispered that it was obedient at home, and he would come back after going out for a few hours.

Every time Chestnut protests against his behavior of waking it up, which is not something a human can do, but it has no choice. How to get revenge when you become a human, it's best to turn the shit-shoveler into a cat, so that he can experience it too!

People here have the custom of going to the cemetery to pay respects to their dead relatives on New Year's Eve. The most important thing for Lin Wenbing to go home for the New Year is to visit his mother.

On the morning of the New Year's Eve, there are still many businesses that are not closed. Many people will not close until the afternoon in order to make more money.

Lin Wenfei bought some paper money, incense and candles for worship, and went to his mother's cemetery alone.

Standing in front of the stele, he saw some snow particles hit the name on the stele, stretched out his pale hand with cold, brushed it with his hand, and said softly: "Mom, I'm here to see you."

The cemetery is very desolate, obviously no one has come to worship, but thinking about it, no one will come.

The mother's original family was not good, grandparents favored sons over daughters, and the mother received little attention as the middle daughter. The sisters and younger brothers were all running around for their own lives. The splashed water has nothing to do with my natal family in the future.

Her mother's family is a guest when she goes back, and her family can only follow her husband's family.

So when there was a problem in her marriage, she paralyzed herself. On the one hand, she wanted to have a family for her son, and on the other hand, she chose to tolerate and endure.

Her tolerance indulged the man's behavior, and she became more blatant, so the man had two families, and the father's love was divided into two.

Bandit Lin Wen lit the paper money and burned the incense. The snow was getting heavy. He knelt down and covered it slightly with the hem of his clothes, silently watching the paper money burn completely.

His mother is here, and his home is here. After his mother passed away, he felt like he was wandering all the time. Where is his home?

Every time Lin Wenband comes back for the new year, he has to go to his mother's grave. Of course Li Cuifang knows what he is doing today, but whenever she contacts her husband's ex-wife, she feels bad luck.

While preparing for the reunion dinner on New Year's Eve, she kept a cold face, thinking about when she would have a good year. If only Lin Wengui had a daughter, it would be easy to marry, and she could marry Youkang a wife Save a little gift, but it's a pity that it's a son...

Chestnut knew that he didn't like the mean woman in this family, so he stayed in the room obediently and didn't come out. It thought that Bandit Lin would come back soon, but he didn't come back after waiting for three hours. It wanted to go out and go to bed. bathroom.

It coveted the warmth of the quilt, so it couldn't hold back until it came out, but the toilet door was closed, and it tried to jump up to open the door by itself, but the door was not very flexible and couldn't be opened.

It had to scream at the door of the bathroom, scratching the glass door with its paws, trying to tell them in this way that it was going to shit, otherwise it would be a hooligan, and it should be solved on the spot and dirty the floor, don't blame it!

Chestnut's barking became more urgent, because it found that it was barking softly, and the family ignored it at all.

Li Cuifang was having a meeting, and Lin Deshou was cooking some big dish. She couldn't get away, and she yelled at her son, "Go and see what the cat's name is? God knows where your brother is now, and brought such a troublesome thing back." , the house is full of cat fur, and we have to clean up after the Chinese New Year..."

In the bedroom on the other side, Lin Youkang, who was playing games with his classmates, was at a critical moment.

"Did you hear that?" Li Cuifang raised her voice.

He slammed the mouse angrily, and kept swearing. He was very upset after losing the game again. He threw the earphones on his ears on the table, and heard the scream of a dead cat , Hearing the fucking complaints again, looking at the cat brought back by his brother is particularly disgusting!

It was the ghost screaming that made me lose!

His expression was a bit ferocious because of the momentary hostility. At the age of 15, he showed an inhuman side.

Chestnut felt a kind of fear that he had never felt before, and it was even more creepy than the last time he met the mouse in the basement.

It watched the other person walking towards him with a somewhat unkind expression, a trace of fear rose in his heart, and he wanted to retreat to the room.

It's just that a cat that has no power of resistance can compete with people. Before it has time to think, it was strangled by Lin Youkang's neck, its throat was stuck, it couldn't make a sound, and it had difficulty breathing.

Then, it was thrown out of the window on the third floor by Lin Youkang.