After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

In spring, the grass grows and the warblers fly, and the temperature is not so cold, but thinking of the night coming soon, Chestnut, who has never spent the night outside, is unavoidably inexperienced. It tries to recall the wandering experience when it was a child, and finds that there is no reference. .

"The poop shovel should be off work now, have you noticed that I'm not at home?" Chestnut squatted in a corner, thinking about the poop shovel anxious to find himself because he disappeared.

Thinking that Lin Wen Bandit couldn't find him, and he must look for him everywhere tonight, he felt very guilty, as if there were nails sitting under his buttocks, which made him very anxious, getting up for a while, standing up for a while, walking two steps and then walking again. back to where we were.

It was a little thirsty, so it came to the public toilet, jumped onto the sink, and used its paws to sense the faucet for a while. When the water came out, it tilted its head sideways and drank a little. It knew how to do it after carefully observing other people's use.

Although it doesn't have the skill of being coquettish and begging for food like Pang Dun, the orange cat, but it has intelligence and intelligence, and it is very familiar with the human way of life, and it can learn it as soon as it is learned. It is very confident that it can survive well.

The way it drank water surprised people who had just come out of the toilet to wash their hands. Before anyone took out their mobile phone to take a picture of it, it jumped off the table warily and ran out.

From the surprised expression of this human, it knows that it has attracted the attention of others. It is proud but cautious at the same time. It is easy to be noticed by others, but it does not want others to photograph it.

Lin Wenbandit, a shit-shoveling officer, is in the midst of blessings and doesn't know his blessings. Now that he runs away, he must be so sad, right?However, who told him to sterilize himself, he doesn't care about its cat rights at all, can he do whatever he wants with him if he raises himself?

It was a bit cold at night, and he didn't know if other stray cats were nocturnal, but his own jet lag had not adjusted, so he felt sleepy.

It didn't find the same kind in the train station, probably because there is a lot of traffic here, and many cats and dogs think it's noisy here.

It found a hidden corner and dragged a cardboard under its body. The wandering environment is really bad. It always feels insecure when strangers approach it. Make it salivate.

However, I suddenly thought of what Lin Wenbandi once said, that some mutton skewers are made of cat meat, and it has a feeling that it is being targeted. Although it knows that Lin Wenbandit scares itself, what if there really is?It couldn't help shivering.

On the first day of wandering, because of safety issues, it was a little homesick.

It was past ten o'clock in the evening when Lin Wenband discovered that his cat had disappeared. He was a new member of the company, and everyone had dinner together to welcome him.

Everything went smoothly when changing jobs, and no one recognized him as the hot searched person on New Year's Eve. Firstly, Lin Wenband was very low-key, and secondly, after a few months, no one would continue to pay attention to this matter. On the contrary, when I ran into Mr. Ning in the elevator one time at work, Ning Yao looked at him unexpectedly, and the two of them simply said hello, the kind of superior and subordinate.

Drinking is a must for a dinner party. When Lin Wenbing returned to his home drunk, when he opened the door, he found something. He looked down and picked it up. It was a chestnut location tracker!

After entering the door, there was no cat, but the smell of cat urine was everywhere in the room, even on the quilt. He was a little angry and called, "Chestnut, come out and explain to me, I promise I won't hit you! Chestnut?"

After searching around, he didn't see his cat. Lin Wenbing was completely drunk. He searched the house carefully again, but he still didn't see the cat. Lin Wenbing continued to call: "Chestnut, come out!" , I won’t hit you, don’t hide it!”

There was no one in the house, so he went downstairs to look for it, and went to the Cultural Park to look again, but he didn't find it.

He came to the convenience store downstairs, and he remembered that the owner of the store had a cow, and Chestnut often played with it, "Hello, have you seen a raccoon cat?"

The proprietress of the store was busy with the accounts, she didn't raise her head: "No."

Lin Wenband emphasized: "It's because I often play with your cat."

The proprietress raised her head, saw that he was a handsome guy, paused, and said, "I saw that raccoon cat a few days ago, so it's yours, but I didn't see it today."

After getting the answer, Lin Wenband thanked him and left to search elsewhere...

Lin Wenbing, who couldn't find the cat, thought that his cat had gone out by himself, and he might go home in a few days, because if the male cat was in heat, he would easily run away from home, and he was careless.

The sun was shining brightly in the morning, and Chestnut opened his misty eyes. It didn't sleep very well at night, and it was always vigilant about the unfamiliar environment. It didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. In the morning, it was a little hungry.

Seeing a girl eating meat buns in a flower bed by the road, it jumped onto the flower bed and meowed at the girl. The girl heard the cat meowing and looked at it sideways, thinking that she was losing weight, so she put the meat on her Throw the stuffed meat in the bag to it.

The process of begging for food was not all smooth sailing, there were always those who ignored it, and some who scolded it. Later, it found experience and specifically asked girls to beg for food.

At noon, it has already been familiar with most of the train station. When it is tired, it finds a sunny place and sleeps soundly. No humans will disturb it. Even if there are human children who want to approach it, but There are parents around, probably because they are afraid that they will hurt the children, and they will not let them get close to me, which is very good.

Being a stray cat is nothing but having no place to live at night, Chestnut feels that he can adapt well.

But there are other troubles. That night, Chestnut faced a crisis. He met a cat with the same fur color as himself.This discovery made Chestnut very nervous, even a little panicked, it wanted to escape.

The female cat obviously didn't understand why it ignored her, and rolled and barked at Chestnut, which made Chestnut, who was also in estrus, tremble physically, but she refused psychologically, no, it can't be like this, it wants to self-control!Never let desire destroy you.

The other party is also a stray cat. Seeing that Chestnut rejected it, it was very dissatisfied, and it seemed a little bit annoyed: "What's wrong with you, you can't do it!"

In the cat world, female cats are more irritable than male cats and have stronger fighting power. Chestnut feels that she is not the opponent's opponent. In order to get rid of the entanglement, she reluctantly admits: "You can find someone else, I...I can't , I can't do it in my heart..."

The female cat looked impatient: "Why don't you care, I thought you were very powerful because of your good fur, but you are a softie!" Then, seeing the collar left on its neck, it sneered: "You shouldn't Abandoned by humans at the station, right? What a pity, humans are not trustworthy, let's face it!"

Chestnut explained: "I ran out by myself!"

The female cat circled around him: "That's still abandoned, your breed, even if you get lost, your master probably won't bother to look for you!"

Bandit Lin is not such a master, it does not allow others to say about him: "No, I ran away from home, he must have gone crazy these days!"

The mother cat thinks this is a simple silly cat, very naive, and has unrealistic fantasies about human beings. It is estimated that it will recognize the reality in a few days, but seeing that it looks good, I will give it another chance: "It's your luck to meet me! Be my partner for a few days, and I guarantee you won't be hungry!"

All females in the cat world are so bold and unrestrained, Chestnut is afraid: "I...I really can't do it, you can find another cat! I have something to do, so I'm going first."

After finishing speaking, it ran away in a hurry, and it was relieved to make sure that the cat didn't follow it. Good-looking is also a burden!

After meeting that female cat for several days, Chestnut felt that he couldn't stay here any longer. Looking at the fiery eyes of the other cat who wanted to eat him, he felt his egg hurt!It has to get out of here, just, where?

It watched people coming and going near the station, and came up with an idea. It remembered that shit shovelers often said to go on a trip. Why didn't it try to take a train to look around?Because of its small size, it can easily bypass the security check without being discovered. Even if it is discovered, the traffic is heavy, and it will not be possible to find yourself for a while.

Following the crowd to the platform, pedestrians were in a hurry. Even if they noticed it, they were only surprised for a while, as long as it wasn't a staff member who saw him.

When getting into the car, it didn't dare to follow the humans for fear of being trampled to death. When the door was about to close, it slipped in and hid under the chair.

Obviously, the people in the carriage were very curious about its appearance. When a child saw it, he immediately yelled: "There is a cat, cat came in!"

Chestnut was discovered by the stewardess in this way. They thought the car was about to leave and they could escape, but the train was very strict. Because of the delay, the steward went out and caught it under the seat with gloves on. He stopped, forced it to go out with a panicked face, and then changed someone, pinched his upper body in a very ungentle way, and threw it out of the station.

Chestnut, who failed to rub the car, was a little unconvinced, and calmed his beating heart. It stood on the flower bed and meowed a few times proudly, as if cursing: "Hmph, don't sit if you don't sit, what kind of broken car! What a waste of a species!" discriminate!"

What it doesn't know is that there is a good thing that the passengers excitedly took the scene of it being caught out of the train and uploaded it to the Internet. After a while, it was on the hot search, triggering heated discussions among netizens, and cats and cats possessed it , leave a message under the video:

"Cat: let me go, the world is so big, I'll take the train to see it!"

"The cat said: It was too difficult for me. I finally escaped the security check and fell into your hands."

"Cat: Didn't you just buy a ticket? Didn't you agree that you don't need to buy a ticket if your height is less than 1.2 meters?"

"..."

A netizen with a strong memory found this cat very familiar and left a message:

"Huh? Isn't this the cat that was thrown downstairs on New Year's Eve? Where is its handsome owner? Look at the picture: jpg."

This message made netizens explode in an instant. There are pictures and the truth. It really looks like that cat, and the collar on its neck is exactly the same!The heat rose again, and someone even helped to find its handsome owner.

Lin Wenbing, who works in the office, has lost his cat in the past few days and is depressed. Some netizens saw this trending search during their break time and found this cute video: "Look, this cat is so cute...Huh? Its owner is called Bandit Lin Wen?"

Then, Lin Wenbandit stared at the video with a magical expression on his face, his chestnut, running away from home can still make a big deal out of it!

The author has something to say: Chestnut: I have an internet celebrity physique!