After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Chestnut knew the location of Lin Wenband's company. When it was locked up at home, it had already checked the route. It couldn't get on the subway. It took two stops to arrive, and I arrived at the company smoothly today.

Since there are a group of young people in the company, they love this cat very much. When they saw this familiar cat, they all opened the door for it. However, he was very proud, and instead of letting others touch himself, he went straight to Ning Yao's office. , jumped on the doorknob, entered the CEO's office, and stared at Ning Yao.

At first, Ning Yao thought it was Lin Wenbandit who brought the cat to the office during working hours, but after learning about the situation, he saw the expression of the cat's owner and knew that the cat had come by himself, and felt very novel for a while.

Just when Lin Wenbandit had a headache and wanted to deal with the cat problem, Ning Yao said: "Recently, a film crew is shooting a movie of the Liaozhai series. There needs to be a cat demon. It is so smart, you can take the cat to help."

Lin Wenbandu was a little surprised. Everyone knows that animals and children are the most difficult things to photograph. His Chestnut is very smart and can understand human speech, so he can try it.

Chestnut knew that he wanted to be an actor cat by himself, so he couldn't help being stunned. By the way, can it get a salary?It wants to buy this kind of doll to play with.

The next day, Lin Wenband came to the shooting location with Chestnut and the pink rabbit doll sent by Mr. Ning. The director was a middle-aged man who was in crisis of baldness. He was the one who had been looking for a suitable cat before, but it was difficult to find. .

Seeing the raccoon cat recommended by Mr. Ning, he was a little hesitant and looked down on it, and his tone was a little picky: "This is better than the blue cat. If this color is a black cat, it would be better. I heard that it is more Human nature? Can it do it?" Seeing it in Lin Wenband's embrace, the director stretched out his hand and wanted to touch it, but was threatened by Chestnut's disgust and made a sound of applying.

He still despises it, what happened to Lihua?It is a mighty and domineering tiger stripe!

"Hehe, it's quite fierce." The director was afraid of being bitten, so he didn't dare to move his hands and feet, and now he couldn't find a better cat, so he could only make do with it, waved his hands casually, and said in a nonchalant tone: " Try it first and see if it works!"

When Chestnut was questioned like this, it was a little unconvinced, and thought to show them its abilities later, it is not an ordinary cat, it is a unique smart cat!

Faced with the director's doubts, Lin Wenband didn't care. He knew that filming animals was a challenge. He hoped that Chestnut would be more reliable today. Lin Wenband asked, "Where is the script?"

The director didn't have too much hope for the animals, as long as he could roughly capture the meaning, he gave him the script: "First, shoot a scene where the cat demon is injured, turns into a prototype, and is rescued by the hero."

Lin Wenbandu took out the script and looked at it. This is a Dangai drama. After knowing the general plot, when he was watching, Chestnut squeezed his cat's head over and watched his part seriously, but he didn't see it clearly. Some even use the cat's paw to hold Lin Wenband's hand to prevent him from turning the page. It must perform well, and then let others know how powerful it is!

The male lead in this show is a newcomer with a stage name of Wen Yuxin. He is a very sunny boy. The character he plays in the play is a weak and kind-hearted scholar. His CP cat demon is also a boy who likes to be funny. The stage name is Zheng Ke, but the role she plays is a cruel character who endures humiliation.

Before filming, Wen Yuxin had to get acquainted with the cat with the cooperation of Lin Wenband. He didn't expect that the cat's owner was actually a handsome guy, better than some actors in the circle.

He heard yesterday that the cat he found was a cat that had been on the hot search twice, and he went to read the news about this cat. Naturally, he also knew that the owner of the cat, Lin Wenband, was a screenwriter. I also like men. When I saw the real person at this time, I didn't expect him to be more handsome than the side profile photos on the Internet. I don't know if he has a boyfriend.

Chestnut originally didn't want others to touch it, but at this time the work required it, and it knew how to measure it, so it had to be patient.

Wen Yuxin and Lin Wenbandi communicated through cats, but Lin Wenbandi looked like a cold person, but he was also a relatively indifferent person in contact. After a while, Wen Yuxin felt a little frustrated. Chestnut listened to this actor. It was close to its own shit shovel, but it hit a snag. It flicked its tail proudly, quite proudly. The other shit shovel would only show its true nature of a rogue.

After getting acquainted with cats and confirming that Chestnut is very docile in the actor's hands and will not hurt anyone, the staff got ready.

After Lin Wenbing knew how to shoot, he knew that it could understand human speech. He instructed Chestnut where to move, where to lie, and how to move. .

I saw chestnut in the surprised expression of everyone, the weak form after the injury was transformed into a weak form, the initial strong vigilance when being treated, and the state of letting the other party treat after finally confirming that the male protagonist is harmless, the performance is very consistent The scenario created by this person.

On the contrary, Wen Yuxin, who played with it, thought that this cat was abnormal at the moment, and was really wary of him. He was too scared. This is not a breed of cat. Pastoral cats are always very fierce, which made him NG for three times. four times.

So, at first, the director thought that he would have to spend more time because of the bad performance of the cat. Unexpectedly, the actor did not perform well. He was shocked by the cleverness of the cat, and his tone was even more anxious. The cat is in good condition, and he must seize the opportunity Otherwise, it will be troublesome if it gets impatient and cooperates later.

Wen Yuxin was not born in a major, so of course his acting skills are not good, but he didn’t expect this cat to be so smart, which put him under a lot of pressure. It’s fine if his acting skills can’t compare to a human’s, but if he can’t even compare to a cat, it would be embarrassing up.

Fortunately, at the fifth time, the scene was finally over. Looking at the finished product, the director was very excited. He was so happy to see the pastoral raccoon cat like Chestnut. For a while, he forgot that the cat didn’t like him. In fact, he held the cat in both hands and shook: "What a clever little guy! I misread you at first, but Mr. Ning recommended you! You said you grew up on what you ate, why are you so obedient! "

Chestnut doesn't like this bearded man, and being treated like this by a stranger at the moment, it struggles in panic, kicks its hind legs, draws two red marks on the director's wrist, and escapes to Lin Wen with its thick tail. Bandit's arms.

The director who was caught by the chestnut looked at his wrist, there was no bleeding, but it was a bit painful, he bared his teeth, and said cheerfully: "Hehe, it's really fierce! Xiao Lin, how did you train this cat? "

Bandit Lin Wen comforted the frightened chestnut, and the corner of his mouth slightly raised: "Without training, you are born smart!"

The director and photographer who originally thought that today would be delayed for a long time were excited because of the cooperation of the cat. They took the time to shoot all the scenes of the cat. Chestnut's excellent acting skills made it a favorite of the group. It honored to exceed the task, and then the director gave it I bought a bunch of cat food, but when Chestnut saw it, she immediately yelled out a voice of rejection: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it..."

Chestnut's human speech became more and more similar, and Lin Wenband was also helpless. Seeing the director's frightened expression, he patted its head and explained: "It will say that!" The director did not expect that this cat could still When I opened my mouth to speak, I thought there was going to be a realistic version of Liaozhai, and I was taken aback by my brain!Touching his heart, he tentatively asked Chestnut: "You don't want this, so what do you want?"

Unexpectedly, Chestnut really understood. It jumped out of Lin Wenbing's arms, ran to the stool where Lin Wenbing put the bag, and called out to signal Lin Wenbing to open it. Lin Wenbing didn't know what it was going to do. Opening the bag, I saw that it accurately took out the pink puppet rabbit, and told the director that its performance fee required this!

Not only was the director surprised, but Lin Wenband was also surprised. He didn't expect his cat to really express itself. It never asked him for anything, but only expressed rejection during trusteeship and neutering.

The director understood Chestnut's needs, called a small assistant, and with a wave of his hand, asked her to buy puppets for Chestnut.

So, Chestnut harvested two lovely dolls, a bear and a dog, and it just flicked its tail happily.

After the filming was over, everyone was busy calling it a day. Those who went back to the hotel went back to the hotel, and those who went home went home. Lin Wenband was still thinking about how old his cat’s IQ was equivalent to that of a human child. He showed a mouthful of white porcelain teeth: "Mr. Lin, your cat is very interesting. My family also has cats, but they are not so smart. Can you add WeChat and discuss it with you in the future?"

As soon as Chestnut heard it, he knew that this person was interested in his own shit-shoveling officer under the guise of a cat. Lin Wenbandit liked men. If he fell in love, would he ignore him?No, it doesn't want to shovel away its love, he can only love it!What's more, this person is a rookie in acting, and he was NG several times just now, and he can't even compare to him!He is not good enough for bandits Lin Wen!

The inexplicable possessive desire made it stretch out the cat's paw in an instant, and it was a paw at Wen Yuxin's mobile phone with the QR code. The latest Apple mobile phone fell to the ground without him being prepared. Immediately, he became embarrassed between two people and one cat.

Wen Yuxin silently picked up the phone, luckily it didn't break, but the instigator looked at him with burning eyes, with a thick tail and a demonstrative cry in his throat, as if if he said to contact him again, it would claw him He slapped it on the ground.

Bandit Lin Wen didn't know whether to laugh or cry to the little villain in his arms. Does this mean he doesn't like this person?He comforted it, and politely rejected others in an apologetic tone: "My cat is very naughty, but it's not smart. It's hungry right now, and I'm in a hurry to go back."

After dismissing the people who hit up a conversation, they left from the workplace. Bandit Lin turned the chestnut over to face him, and taught it solemnly: "From now on, you are not allowed to arrest, beat or bite people, do you hear me?"

Chestnut: "Meow! (Got it!)"

Seeing that it performed well today, beyond his understanding, Lin Wenbandi kissed its cat's head affectionately, and casually said: "I think you are going to become a spirit! Tell me, are you a fairy? Huh? "

Chestnut put his feet against his chin and refused him to approach. Today, the shit shovel is nervous outside, and he has always been reserved and cold?Everyone else is watching!Don't be ashamed!Sigh, don't kiss anymore, there is really no way, this human who sticks to cats!

The author has something to say: After Chestnut became a human, Lin Wenbandit said, "You are indeed a goblin. Tell me, when did you set your sights on me?"

Ning Meng explained: "I'm not, I don't!"