After becoming a human, you also have to spoil me

Chestnut has gradually adapted to living with Lin Wenbandit. The excrement shoveler knocks on his computer, and it plays with itself. When the weather is fine, he will go to the balcony to observe the snow-white, elegant figure named Jiang Maomao. Miss Sister Mao, sometimes greets Miss Sister from the air, but Miss Jiang Maomao doesn't want to talk to the boy, she just squints her golden yellow eyes with slits and vertical pupils to look at him.

Until one day, Chestnut heard a fat tangerine barking from outside the street, and after Jiang Maomao heard it, he quickly jumped from the window to the external air conditioner on the second floor, and landed safely and disappeared. Chestnut looked at the floor With its current strength, it is absolutely impossible to do it. It does not believe that it has nine lives. At this moment, it envies Jiang Maomao very much, and eagerly hopes that it will grow up, dreaming of unifying the cat world and rising the cat world. , Complete your cat life mission.

Lin Wenbing has been very busy recently. After the first draft of a new project is written, there are endless meetings to propose revisions to the outline. The meeting time is long, and Lin Wenbing often feels that his butt is glued to the chair all day long. In the face of back pain, the test is not only the physical quality, but also the strong psychological quality:

Employer: I think there is a problem, but I can’t say where there is a problem. What do you think?

Lin Wenband: I think there is no problem, it is good as it is.

The management shook his head: No!There must be a problem, you look again.

Bandit Lin asked patiently: Then tell me what is wrong, and I will correct it.

The management frowned: It's just a feeling, that feeling, you know?

Bandit Lin wondered: What kind of feeling do you want?

The management racked their brains: I don't know, you are a screenwriter, you must understand, that's the feeling.

Lin Wenbandu looked constipated: ...

He understood, he sighed deeply in his heart, the other party wanted a colorful black.

On the subway home, he received a call from the management, and the other party had a sudden inspiration and asked to change the plot. The other party was full of ambition: "This plot, I want to do it this way... just like this, you do this first, then that, and finally this, understand Yet?"

It's hard for Lin Wenbandit to get used to Party A's father's way of speaking, and there is no obstacle in communication at all. He confirmed it again: "Okay, then I will do this first, then that, and finally this."

The management felt that he didn't understand, and repeated it: "No, first this, then that, and finally this!"

Bandit Lin: "Okay, I see, first this, then that, and finally this."

After the communication, Lin Wenbandu hung up the phone expressionlessly.

There are a lot of people on the subway after get off work, and the crowd is basically crowded. Hearing Lin Wenbandu's conversation in alien language, everyone cast strange glances at him, and some even had expressions of empathy and understanding. An excellent social animal, You must understand the boss's mind and strive to be the roundworm in the boss' stomach.

In this way, according to the aesthetics and requirements of Party A’s father, it will not be considered until he changes the manuscript to be completely incompatible with the first draft and suits the taste of the investor. Whether it is shit is not important anymore, what matters The thing is, he can get the money.

In the past few days, Lin Wenbing got busy and came home late. Chestnut basically played by himself all day, boring and lonely. The cat just eats and sleeps. when full.

Lin Wenbandit came in, although he couldn't wait for the imaginary scene of Chestnut rushing over to welcome him back home, but there was still a pet waiting for him to come back to raise, and seeing that even a cat was alive and well, come and touch it Touching, feeling the closeness of the kitten to him, he also felt very satisfied.

The cat was originally a night owl, but now it can run around the house, and climbs on the bed more smoothly. Watching him sleep, sometimes I heard him snoring loudly, so I followed the boxes and shelves in the room, climbed to the top of the cabinet, aimed at Bandit Lin, and jumped onto his bed.

There is no danger in jumping on the soft bed. Chestnut thinks this sport is exciting, fun and exercises himself, and he never tires of it, but sometimes his aim is too accurate, and he jumps on Lin Wengui's stomach suddenly, which makes him wake up suddenly in the middle of the night Sitting up in shock while dying, Chestnut realized that he had caused trouble, jumped out of bed and ran away, and Lin Wenban closed the door very annoyed.

But it won't be long before Chestnut will call the door pitifully outside, Lin Wenbandit has no choice but to open the door again, warning it to wake itself up next time, let it look good.

So Chestnut made more progress, and his own cat litter did not sleep. He climbed into the big bed of the excrement shovel officer and fell asleep. If you don't disturb your sleep, just let it go.

On the weekend, Jiang Youbai, Lin Wenband’s friend, came to see his newly rented house. The friend of the handsome guy is also a handsome guy. Chestnut saw a handsome guy who is also 180. The handsome guy has a gentler personality than the shit-shoveling officer. Seeing Chestnut, he has clear bones Holding it in his big hands, he kissed it with his head with a smile on his face. He probably likes cats very much. Chestnut can't stand such enthusiastic people, but who told him to be so cute?It's really a burden.

The handsome guy said: "Is this the kitten you picked up recently? It's so cute. A rough person like you can't raise it to death."

Bandit Lin Wen poured him a cup of hot tea and said, "Don't worry, you won't die, cat food and canned cat food are waiting for you every day!"

Seeing that his friend loved his cat so much, Lin Wenbing said, "Didn't you have a cat before? Why didn't you have one?"

Jiang Youbai said: "I often have to travel for work, so I can't raise it, so I can't foster the cat often!" Seeing Chestnut's cute appearance, he said: "Someday you have to go on a business trip, you can lend me to raise it for a few days."

Bandit Lin Wen agreed, "Okay!"

Listening to the conversation between the two, Chestnut rolled his eyes. Did the two trade the cat with its consent?Where are the rights of cats!

Just as he was talking, Lin Wengui sneezed. He took out a tissue, wiped his nose, and said, "The weather has turned cold recently, so I should have caught a cold."

The two went out to have a meal, and complained to each other about the people and things at work. Jiang Youbai didn't have any shadow of falling out of love when he saw his friends, and his life was not affected. People drank some wine, and when it was time, they went back to their respective homes.

It’s just that Lin Wenbing feels that his cold symptoms are getting worse, especially after returning home, there are rash-like things on his body. When he googled the Internet, he found all kinds of strange diseases, and he thought he was terminally ill. But a more reliable theory is that he may be allergic. Could it be that he is allergic to the food and wine he ate today?

Lin Wengui has never had any allergies, so he is not sure about it all at once, but a stuffy nose is very uncomfortable. If the allergies are severe, it may lead to shock. Lin Wengui still wants to live for a few more years. It's not worth it because of allergies.

In the middle of the night, Bandit Lin put on his clothes and was going to visit the nearby People's Hospital.

Seeing that he still went out in the middle of the night, Chestnut was very puzzled: "Meow~ (Where are you going?)"

Lin Wenbandit touched its stomach lying on the bed, didn't say anything, took the wallet and went out, leaving Chestnut on the bed and thinking with its only cat brain, what is the shit shoveler going to do in this cold weather? , Could it be that he went out to make an appointment with...?Ah, its shit-shoveling officer is dirty!

There are people in the hospital no matter it is day or night. He registered, went to the emergency department, and went to the dermatology department to see his condition. The doctor was still busy. He saw some information about dermatology on the table and felt panicked. Feeling itchy even more.

The doctor looked at his condition and asked, "Have you ever had any allergies before?"

Lin Wenbandu shook his head: "No." Then he thought for a while and added: "I was uncomfortable with Yang Liuxu, but it's not that serious."

The doctor nodded, and asked some questions about diet. After seeing cat hair on his body, he said, "Do you have pets at home?"

Bandit Lin nodded: "Well, I have a cat."

The doctor observed him carefully again and said, "You may be allergic to cat fur."

Lin Wenbandu frowned: "Is there someone with allergies?"

Allergies are not a big deal. He just has a simple cough, runny nose, and reddish skin. There is no more serious redness, swelling, and asthma. The problem is not serious. The doctor prescribed him a prescription and asked him to take it. The cat is gone.

Lin Wenbandu thought that his recent symptoms had intensified, it must be because of the season when the cat cub moults, and he indulged it to sleep on the bed, resulting in cat hair everywhere, and he was inevitably tricked by himself. He thought about how to deal with this situation Well, if he is really allergic, he must not be able to keep cats, he will not joke about his health.

As soon as he got home, Bandit Lin took Chestnut out of his bed and moved it out together with the cat litter.

Bandit Lin Wen took out a vacuum cleaner that he hadn't used a few times, and cleaned his room inside and out. Hearing the noise in the middle of the night, Chestnut didn't know what happened to him. I haven't been very diligent, the clothes are full of goods that I don't press the washing machine until I change my underwear, what kind of hard work is the performance in the middle of the night?

When Lin Wengang cleaned up and Chestnut wanted to enter the door again, Lin Wengui held it in one hand and kept it away from him, as if it were a pathogen. Chestnut felt sensitively that he was disgusted by him, so he was grabbed by the back of the neck like this The posture hanging in the air was very uncomfortable, and it meowed: "What are you doing!"

Lin Wen Bandit didn't care about its pitifulness, and said calmly: "Stay away from me, because I'm allergic to cat fur. I can't keep you anymore. I'll send you away tomorrow!"

Chestnut didn't hear clearly for a while: "Meow? (What allergies?)"

After figuring out what to do, Lin Wenbandit had already closed the door, Chestnut was a little confused: "Cat...allergic to cat hair? He is allergic to me? What's going on?"

Thinking of what the excrement shoveler said just now, if he wanted to send it away, the whole cat became uneasy. Could it be that he wants to throw himself away?