Break up

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Gu Yanting found that he and Tang Yi hadn't quarreled for a long time.

This thing started a month ago.

A month ago, Weiwei was officially taken back home by Zhou Hao.Gu Yanting had settled down the work before - Hua Yuan set up an office in T city, and he became the commander of the office. Although the daily workload is huge, the degree of freedom is quite high.So she worked as a nanny cook and driver for Tang Yi and Weiwei for more than three months.

Even so, the two of them bickered a lot in front of the children.

Under normal circumstances, no matter what the reason is, a family war will end in Tang Yi's victory.Of course, Gu Yanting deliberately gave way to the other party, because Tang Yi would cooperate with him in a good temper every time he won. Whether it was out of compensatory psychology or pure joy, Gu Yanting was very happy to exchange face for face.

But since Weiwei was picked up, Tang Yi stopped arguing with him.

Sometimes he was lazy and threw a smelly sock on the sofa, or put the changed pants directly on the floor of the bedroom instead of putting them in the laundry basket. Tang Yi didn't make a sound. He took it.

At the beginning, Gu Yanting was quite happy, but the second and third time, his heart began to beat.When it was the fourth and fifth time, he suddenly trembled, and a terrible conjecture came to his mind - compared to the sweet life of husband and wife, this is obviously more like the calm before the storm .

When this idea first came out, he was writing a report in the company. A small idea quickly took root and sprouted in his mind, but it occupied his brain capacity in no time.Gu Yanting's whole body trembled, and after recovering, he ran back in horror, even the sweat on his forehead spelled out a big word "Tang Yi wants to break up with him".

The house was cleaned up very clean, and the shoes in the hallway were all put into the shoe cabinet.The sofa cover was stretched without a single wrinkle, and everything in the trash basket was taken away.Gu Yanting was a little dazed, obviously he cleaned it up by himself, but now he could see something unusual, and he felt a dangerous atmosphere everywhere.

He wiped off his sweat and trotted into the bedroom.Both of their papers were kept in a small transparent box on the bedside table.Gu Yanting hurriedly pulled all the things onto the bed, the transparent box shook upside down, and when everything fell out in a mess, he gasped, feeling like his heart was about to stop.

——Tang Yi's ID card and passport are not here!

Why not?Already have it with you?Or hid somewhere else?Will Tang Yi not come back today?

Calm down, calm down!

After Gu Yanting was stunned in shock, he calmed down instead, and while quickly recalling the episode in the morning to see if there was anything unusual, he dialed Tang Yi's mobile phone number.

The phone was connected quickly in his uneasy memories, and Tang Yi's laughing voice came from the other end of the phone line, seeming to be in a good mood, "Yanting? What's wrong?"

"Ah, it's okay," Gu Yanting coughed lightly, carefully covering his phone and said, "Are you busy now?"

"Not busy." Tang Yi smiled.

"...Oh," Gu Yanting paused, and after gossiping for a long time, he pretended to ask casually, "Where's your ID card? I didn't see it when I cleaned the house today."

His tone was a little short, and he couldn't even breathe nervously after he finished speaking.

Fortunately, Tang Yi said it very happily, "In that black bag, I just put it in yesterday."

The black bag was given to Tang Yi by Gu Yanting last time. Tang Yi doesn't use it often, let alone put any ID card in it.Gu Yanting was extremely happy when he got the words out, and at the same time he was relieved, a villain popped up in his mind, pointing at him and laughing, gloating and looking like a fool.

But after a while, another villain appeared, following the instructions with a nervous face, "Gu Yanting, Gu Yanting, you can't be careless, Tang Yi didn't leave today, it doesn't mean he won't leave in the future, or you can pack up your documents properly What are you doing? Have you forgotten how you broke up?"

Gu Yanting gritted his teeth and sighed.

How can I forget?Tang Yi had the happiest breakup, and if he said it, he would break up.He took his documents and wallet and left quickly without waiting for him to digest them.I don’t want clothes, I don’t want sheets and bedding, I don’t want any property deposits, and I walk around every minute.

Gu Yanting didn't know whether it was the length of his reflection arc, or the Tang Yi-style breakup that left him with sequelae.

He was really scared.When other people's family breaks up, they cry, make trouble and hang themselves three times. First come the prelude, then the main show, and finally the climax.But Tang Yi won't.If he is not satisfied with his life, he can pack up and leave with his documents at any time.

The little man who was nervous and sweaty in his head, Gu Yanting slapped his head, found a black plastic bag very cleverly, put the two people's IDs into the bag, and after looking around, put them in the bag. Arrived in a place that Tang Yi never expected.

Not having a certificate means that Tang Yi can't take a car, take a plane, or stay in a hotel... If Tang Yi gets angry, he just needs to rush up and hehehe.Gu Yanting gave himself a thumbs up very arrogantly, and recalled his various "criminal" and dangerous actions in the past few days, and started the general cleaning with the idea of ​​making meritorious service and atonement.

So when Tang Yi came home from the company, he saw a long row of underwear floating all over the balcony, including a few T-backs...

"Gu Yanting," Tang Yi didn't even put down his bag, and was shocked by the scene in front of him.

Gu Yanting had just arranged the dishes when he saw Tang Yi's expression and his heart fluttered.He was so happy in his heart, but he still held it on his face, and he walked up to Tang Yi before answering, "Huh?"

Tang Yi took a breath slowly, his beautiful eyes slowly moved to his face, and asked in disbelief, "Did you roll out a Daxinganling in front of them?"

"..."

Gu Yanting was stunned, "Who did it? I didn't, I..." He followed Tang Yi's gaze to look at the balcony, and paused, "I just washed our underwear once."

"..." The corner of Tang Yi's mouth twitched, but he quickly put the matter aside, and talked about another more important matter, "I won't go to the company tomorrow, I will go to Fatty's first Do me a favor, let's go straight to the airport after lunch."

Gu Yanting was stunned for a moment, "To the airport?"

"That's right," Tang Yi gave him a strange look as he walked towards the bedroom, "Isn't it planned to go to Xi'an this weekend last week? By the way, don't forget to put your ID card in that black bag for a while , take it with you when you go out tomorrow."

Gu Yanting stood on the spot and reacted for a long time before he remembered in a trance, Xi'an?That's right, he and Tang Yi were going to Xi'an and then to Dunhuang, so they left the dog with his parents.It's just that he has been thinking too much in the past two days, so he forgot about it.

Gu Yanting heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly froze when he turned around.

He put away his and Tang Yi's ID cards.But... Where did that place that Tang Yi never thought of come from?

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two

Nonsensical Ning Zeyu episode

Ning Zeyu was very disappointed in this disturbed world.

However, despair is useless. Who told him to be a straight and straight socialist four-good young man, but the best friends he has made since kindergarten are all gay guys!

In the words of Ning's mother, this cliff is either a gifted talent, or he is good at it.

Ning Zeyu, after seeing all kinds of friends or simple or complicated families, deeply understood a truth-this is definitely his real mother.Thinking that he has been in the rivers and lakes for more than [-] years, and he is about to run to the third year, he has never seen any mother cheating his son so much.

"Son, you said you didn't have a date in your twenties, did you fail to recognize yourself correctly?"

Ning Zeyu looked at his mother honestly, pretending not to understand the subtext, "I know myself very well, thank you."

"Oh," my mother took a deep breath, "Then is there something you haven't communicated with your mother well..."

"I unilaterally feel that our communication is very good, thank you."

"Then why don't you have a date yet?" Mom blinked, but still didn't let him go. "Why don't you have any men or women?"

"..." Ning Zeyu wiped his face, "I don't know..."

"Nor old and young..." Mom clicked her tongue, and was stopped halfway through her sentence—the good-tempered Ning Zeyu couldn't hold back in the end, and hurriedly shouted, "Old Ning!——"

Someone upstairs responded with the same loud voice, "In—"

"Take care of your wife!"

"I can't control it—"

Ning Zeyu, "..."

Ning's mother compared a pair of scissors happily, "I haven't finished yet, you asked me to finish, you didn't bring back a single one, young and old, obviously you have a problem! I told you when you were young If you have a good relationship with a female classmate, you just don’t listen. Now that you are a bachelor, you still refuse to admit it. Really, it’s too embarrassing for your mother. But I’m just a son like you, so I reluctantly gave you advice... "

Ning Zeyu was shocked, just as he was about to refuse, his mother handed over two photos, "The children of the old Qin family are better than you!"

Ning Zeyu looked at it, she was a pretty girl, not bad.When I was about to accept it, the back one also fell out.

"...Why return the two of you?"

"Look at both of them!"

"No," Ning Zeyu was about to collapse, "I mean, why a man and a woman!"

For Ning Zeyu, the saddest thing in the world is not that he is gay and cannot come out to his family, but that he is as straight as a telephone pole, and the whole world thinks he is a gay.

Nine out of ten of Ning Zeyu's friends are gay. When he was still naive in kindergarten, he comforted his childhood buddy, Xiao Shitou.Classmate Xiao Shitou was laughed at by classmates because he likes to wear women's clothing. He patted his chest very generously, and asked Mama Ning to buy him a tutu skirt to wear with Xiao Shitou.

When I was in elementary school, I passed a note to a boy at the same table and was rejected, so I couldn't help crying.Classmate Ning Zeyu was full of love. After being melancholy for a long time, he went home and asked Ning's mother how to write small notes for boys.

He didn't remember the tangled and complicated expression of Ning's mother at that time, but he remembered that after that, Ning's mother added an extra sentence in the routine care greeting after he returned home.

It used to be, "Xiaoyu, is there a little girl you like in school?" Ning Zeyu shook his head, so she stopped asking.

Then it was, "Xiaoyu, is there a little girl you like in school?" Ning Zeyu shook his head, and Ning's mother said, "What about the little boy?" Ning Zeyu shook his head.

So Ning's mother would breathe a sigh of relief, and taught earnestly from the side, "If there is a little girl you like, you can talk to her. It's not good for little boys."

Ning Zeyu was very surprised and asked her, "Why?"

Ning's mother looked serious, "Because little girls grow more beautiful as they grow up, and little boys grow uglier as they grow. So you have to get to know girls as early as possible, and boys have to wait until you grow up."

Ning Zeyu suddenly realized, so he took it to comfort a good friend he knew in junior high school.And for quite a long time afterwards, he regarded that exhortation as the golden rule.

It's not because of anything else, it's because he looked at himself in the mirror and really verified the saying that a little boy gets uglier as he grows up - when he was in elementary school, his relatives even stroked his head and said he was so cute.However, when he entered high school, everyone's eyes suddenly changed. The kind of sympathy mixed with shock, coupled with the tone of "poor", repeatedly made Ning Zeyu couldn't help thinking about whether he had experienced it. What a misfortune.

However, as the ancients said, if there is a gain, there will be a loss, and if there is a loss, there will be a gain.Although Ning Zeyu is a little darker, thinner, and older, but he is very popular, it is not an exaggeration to say that his friends go everywhere.He is loyal and broad-minded, and more importantly, no buddy is afraid that his girlfriend will empathize with him after seeing him.

These deep friendships have enabled him to have his right-hand man to help him in many exams, and he has never failed a subject since he was a child.Even when he was graduating, some classmates handed him a job offer early on, and signed his first order for him after he successfully entered the job.

Ning Zeyu was moved in his heart, and went all the way to thank this classmate, but in the end, he did not expect that the other party was drunk that day, so he hugged him and gnawed on him.

It's true, Ning Zeyu's first feeling was pain, and his second reaction was that my first kiss was gone!

then……

There is no more, the extremely irresponsible classmate took two bites, probably felt that the taste was not right, smacked his mouth and fell asleep.Ning Zeyu had never had a boyfriend or girlfriend since he was a child, so he was so shocked by this gnawing that he fled back to T City overnight.The next day, the classmate called him, obviously completely forgetting about it in his words, and said with a smile that he was unruly, and left after not staying for a full day.

Ning Zeyu wanted to remind him of what happened last night, but after thinking about it, he felt awkward, so he hung up after two calls.

It's just that his luck didn't improve after that.Even though his appearance has changed a lot after working out, his height has increased after years of fitness, his muscles have grown, and his skin has become more angular, but he still can't attract any creatures.

The two photos that Ning's mother stuffed him were simply the best-looking singles he had seen in recent years.

Ning Zeyu was about to throw away the photo of the young man subconsciously. After thinking of the kiss that he gnawed twice, his hands stopped again.

What if there is a door?

What if I'm not straight enough?

Well, go and see (⊙o⊙)...