The Secret Daily of Sword Spirit

My name is Yajiu, and I am a sword spirit.

My current host is named Sheng Wenxiu, alias Jixuan Zhenren, who is the well-known Elder Sijian in Shushan.The so-called Elder Si Jian does not mean that he is specifically in charge of hiding the sword, but that he is responsible for supervising and teaching the disciples of Shushan sect to practice the art of controlling the sword in the immortal law.

However, he does have a lot of swords in his collection.

As one of his favorite swords, Ben Shenjian cannot be compared with those cat and dog swords he casually brought back.Back then, in order to find me, he also ascended to heaven and earth, and fought with that big Kunpeng bird for three days and three nights before he beat it away and took me from its cave in the sea.For about 50 years after that, I have been his constant sword.So even though I don't go out with him as often as before, Ben Shenjian still has a very high status in this Zhaohua Palace hidden sword pavilion.

The owner is an otaku and doesn't go out often. He likes to clean his sword in the house by himself, practice martial arts, play the piano for a while, stare blankly for a while, and talk to himself for a while.We just stayed on the sword stand, in the box, in the alcove, and on the wall.He would talk to us sometimes, but an unfathomable sword god like me would generally ignore him, and only an idiot like Po Jun would answer every question.

But the owner of the dead house occasionally goes out.Every time he suddenly started to take a shower and change clothes, it was one of the omens that he was going to go out, and then he would touch his chin and squat in front of the suitcase to find clothes for a while, and had to admit that he had a good figure, his muscles were flexible and not exaggerated, Broad shoulders and narrow waist, fair skin, skinny when dressed and fleshy when undressed.Occasionally, I could hear the little maid who came to help him clean the house gossip about the master, saying that he was going out with the fairy girl from so-and-so's family, smiling with the senior sister from which mountain, and when he walked towards him I smiled at them, and when I finished speaking, I was usually intoxicated, imagining that our master might have taken a fancy to these little girls like them.At times like this, I can only shake my head and sigh. Our master, despite his extraordinary appearance, actually does not wash or comb his face when he is at home, and sometimes wears underwear for three days at a time.If they find out, I don't know if it will cause a devastating blow to their spring-loving hearts.

The master has a certain choice phobia, which can be seen from when he chooses clothes and swords.Every time he stood in the lobby of the hidden sword pavilion, those hopeless young swordsmen were all eager to try, wishing to jump off the wall and fall into his hands.Ben Shenjian disdains this, but just stares at him fiercely, thinking in his heart: If you don’t take me, I will be beaten by thousands of people and cut off by thousands of people. Will be beaten by thousands of people... The master rubs his chin to look around, touches his nose for a while, moves his waist for a while, bulges his cheeks for a while, sighs for a while, and finally chooses... Po Jun...

"I'm going out, you all have to be good." He told us like this, then walked out of the hidden sword pavilion and closed the door.

The moment the door was closed, the Danzhu sword came out of the sword body and turned into a human form, spread a tablecloth on the vacant stone sword platform in the middle, placed three dice and a teacup, and shouted, "It's all out! Buy big on the right, buy small on the left, bet on a leopard in the middle!"

As soon as he yelled, we all got out of the sword body and stood in a circle around the stone table.Ben Excalibur didn't play these three-religion games, but based on the principle of promoting unity, Ben Excalibur joined.

"Big! Big! Big! Big! Big!"

"Small! Small! Small! Small! Small!"

"Hey! It's a leopard!!!"

"Fuck, I won!" "Oh... I was unlucky!" "Why the hell is a leopard..." "I don't believe in evil yet!"

We shouted and shouted in the hidden sword pavilion, and the atmosphere was in full swing.In fact, us sword spirits have no money to gamble, so we gamble by undressing and putting on clothes.Every time before the start of the game, if you break into the hidden sword pavilion, you will see a bunch of sword spirits dressed like rice dumplings jumping and screaming around a table.Generally speaking, the stronger the spiritual power of the sword spirit, the more clothes will be transformed, and vice versa.This is why sometimes when I go out with my master, the master will look at me in surprise and say, "Yaojiu, why did you gain weight before you reached middle age?"

Hey... I'm so unlucky today, I've stripped down to my single clothes... Danzhu pointed at me and shouted, "Everyone, work harder! I've stripped Yajiu naked today!"

This cheap sword!Isn't it just that I cheated him twice when I was a dealer last time!

When he yelled, everyone fell on the "big" opposite to me... I spit on the ground, "Damn, are you afraid of you? Come here!"

Danzhu was dazzled by his dice-throwing skills, the tea bowl finally came to rest on the table with a clang, and everyone shouted deafeningly, "Big it! Big it! Big it!" I was the only one shouting at the top of my lungs "Small! Small!"

Just then, because everyone was so engrossed, they didn't notice the door opened.

As soon as Danzhu lifted the lid of the teacup, three, four, six... I really lost!

All the sword spirits cheered and shouted, "Take off! Take off! Take off! Take off!"

I waved my hand, "Stop making noise! ​​Just take it off! I'll let you guys see my master's chest muscles!" After saying that, I boldly tore off the last layer of unlined clothing.

At this moment, a heavy throat clearing sounded in the training hall.We all turned our heads, and then we saw a white-haired, childlike, fairy-like fairy standing at the gate where the sunlight came in, looking at us with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Uh... the real person in charge?

When the master came back that day, we heard the head teacher looking for him and muttering outside the hidden sword pavilion for a long time.Due to the distance, I couldn't hear clearly, and vaguely heard the words "gambling", "noisy", and "undressed"... I silently turned my back, the old face was so embarrassing this time...

Sure enough, the master came in with a cold face, stood in the middle of the sword hall, and slowly glanced around with his clear eyes.I could feel that every time his gaze swept across a sword, the sword would tremble.

"You guys are pretty good at playing, aren't you?"

Hmm... the standard "I am angry, the consequences are serious" tone.

"Crow Nine, come and tell me what's going on!"

Damn... everyone is betting, why only ask me... I reluctantly got out of the sword and stood in the corner, "Uh... we do have a game occasionally, let's exchange feelings..." I used I gave Danzhu a wink and asked him to speak for me, but the cheap sword pretended not to see it, and silently turned over on the sword stand.

The master's eyes at this moment are quite complicated, the anger is still there, but there is a bit of helplessness.That feeling is a bit like a husband facing a room full of disobedient concubines... But these emotions are only in the eyes, and the face is still frozen and I don't know when it will melt.

"I haven't taken you out recently, and you have become more and more lazy. Shushan Gate Regulations No. 20 and five, you are not allowed to gather crowds to gamble. Even if you are sword spirits, you don't have to abide by the gate rules, but at least pay attention to the impact!" The master flicked his wide sleeves, coldly Said, "I have thought about all the swords for three days, and they are not allowed to transform into human forms, and they are not allowed to go out. Pojun is an exception."

Just when all the swords were lamenting, the master glanced at me, "Yujiu, you have lost such a big man to me, go and sweep the ashes of the alchemy furnace for three days."

I screamed, "Master, I was forced! It's all Danzhu..."

Dan Zhu poked his head out from the sword, with a pair of big black and watery eyes staring at him. He was as innocent as he was, and he missed a pair of dog ears on his head. Those who show off their chest muscles, none of us can stop them, can we?"

Zhongjian nodded in agreement.I nearly vomited blood to death.

So I had no choice but to go to the Danyuan Bureau with my body on my back and the broom.The so-called Danyuan Bureau is the place where practitioners in Shushan refine elixir. There are five big elixir furnaces and eighteen small elixir furnaces.The entire palace is built on the highest and steepest Lingyun Peak in Shushan Mountain, with clouds and red dust billowing under the feet, a round of golden orbs on the top of the three-story circular high pavilion, and red glazed tiles reflecting the myriad of purple clouds, which is very imposing.It's just that, apart from medicinal materials and firewood, there are some stupid drug boys inside, and there is nothing else.What I want to clean is the alchemy room of Master Jixuan.My master is not very interested in alchemy, so it is rare to come up once every ten days and half a month, and even the medicine boy with him is lazy and dozing off all day long.I stood in front of the medicine boy named Hongcai who was leaning on the alchemy furnace until his snot bubbles came out, and I kicked him hard on the ass.

He jumped up with a strange cry, and when he saw it was me, the expression on his face changed from "grandson looking for a fight" to "ah, so it's Brother Jianling, come and don't say I'm good to go" within a ten thousandth of a second Welcome to you."

Impatiently, I pushed away his tender, freckled face, and threw the broom into his arms, "Master knows that you are often lazy, so he specially ordered Ben Jian to supervise you for three days. Look, the ashes under this alchemy furnace It could blow a sandstorm to the capital."

"Xiao Tong knows his mistake! Xiao Tong cleans up now!"

I pulled a recliner chair from the alchemy room of the law enforcement elder next door and placed it in the veranda outside the door, and grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the small alchemy room of the third disciple who taught the real person, and sat comfortably on the chair. Take out the Jin Ping Mei from the quiver of the main body and read it carefully.From time to time, he urged Hongcai, "There is still a lot of ashes over there." "There is also ash on the top of the alchemy furnace, wipe it off quickly." These are a few words.Under my guidance, the originally gray alchemy furnace became shiny before nightfall.I raised my eyes to see the bright clouds in the sky outside the railing, and yawned exhaustingly. I figured it was already time for dinner, so I patted Hongcai who was already exhausted and collapsed on the ground, "You did a good job today, let's go eat."

Hongcai's eyes immediately burst out with the brilliance of the scorching sun, "Thank you, Brother Sword Spirit!" Then he bounced and disappeared outside the door.Logically speaking, my sword spirit does not need to eat, but I have been idle for too long recently, and I can't help but feel a little thirsty for blood... Hey... I think how romantic and happy the days when I followed my master to fight the sword to the end of the world.It's just that since the incident ten years ago, the owner's temperament has changed drastically, and he no longer likes to travel.

I let out a long sigh, and was about to pick up the Jin Ping Mei to continue studying, when I suddenly felt a trace of abnormality in the air.My body trembled, and the body on my back was also roaring like a dragon.The next moment, the door of the alchemy room was kicked open, and a black shadow rushed straight into the master's alchemy furnace.I grabbed the main body and threw it over. That person didn't seem to expect that there were still people in the Danyuan Bureau, the dining spot that the whole Shushan was waiting for, and was slammed by my sword in the air. I felt cold, and the opponent's sword seemed to be made of refined iron.Although it was only for a moment of contact, I also saw that its whole body was blue and green, as pure as glass, cold to the bone marrow, absolutely extraordinary sword.

The man fell on the ground, his black robe was like ink, and he was wearing a mask of the Nuo God, revealing only a tightly pursed mouth. Judging from the quality of his skin, he should be a young man, but his long hair was as white as snow.

Although I also wear a mask on my face, but I wear a cool crow feather mask that only covers half of my face, which is much more beautiful than his menacing mask.The black Crow Nine Sword plunged downward into the ground, while I jumped up into the air, stepped on the hilt of the sword with one foot, and looked at the long sword with seven stars carved in his hand with great interest, but my mouth remained open. He said very professionally, "Bold! How dare you break into the Dan Yuan Bureau!"

Ah...that's just what I imagined I should shout in my head. In fact, what I said was, "This little white-haired brother, did you go to the wrong door? We don't have any elixir in this furnace."