The Secret Daily of Sword Spirit

I think that although I, Yajiu, like to drink, it is very rare for me to get so drunk.It stands to reason that our sword spirits don't need to excrete, but after drinking so much alcohol, there must be a place to go out, so I was awakened by urination.

He opened his eyes drowsily, and was just about to climb down from the sword stand to go to the bathroom, but only then did he realize that the situation around him was not quite right?

Colorful tassels dangle above the head, and the surrounding space is narrow, covered with colorful embroidered brocade.I sat up and found that I was still in human form, and the crow feather mask and body were neatly placed by my hand.At the same time, I felt that the small room was still slowly rising and falling, as if it was moving.I quickly got up, lifted the curtain that looked like a window on the side, and then I was dumbfounded.

Outside the window, there are clusters of white as snow... clouds? !

I looked down and saw only a huge white crane wing with black feathers at the end.Those feathers fluttered in the cold and quiet air at high altitude, passing one cloud peak after another smoothly and lightly.

I took a deep breath to keep myself calm, put the crow feather mask back on my right face, climbed unsteadily from the seat to the front of the carriage, and pushed open the two closed mahogany lattice doors.The hair of the person sitting upright with his back to me is like splashing ink, dancing with Lingxu in the nine-color costume.Hearing the noise, he didn't turn his head, An Ran touched the giant crane's neck, and only replied, "Are you awake?"

The big crane also stretched its neck and let out a cry, which was extremely unpleasant.So things like cranes look elegant and dusty, but they must not open their mouths...

I was filled with righteous indignation, "Your behavior is stealing!"

"Don't speak so harshly. My son said that you miss your master so much that you almost become a ghost. I'm helping you." The master of the evil spirit palace said, and flew towards me with a charming look. , "My son said that you can't go against the master's wishes, so if I steal you out, it won't be counted as your disobedience to the master?"

It seems that what he said has some truth... But I'm still very upset that the brat sold me so easily...

I leaned against the carriage on the crane's back, raised my eyebrows and asked, "You are so kind?"

"My heart is always good. Otherwise, why are so many beauties in the world crazy about me?"

I groaned in disgust, and brushed away the goosebumps on my body.But he smiled charmingly, "Well, I really want to go to that sword trial meeting. I heard that there is a sword in the name, so I have to bring the sword with me, otherwise what should I do if I won't let you in? So, We owe nothing to each other."

I rolled my eyes, the majestic palace master who wards off evil, who dares to stop me if I want to go in?But anyway, I'm not at a disadvantage, maybe the master will be jealous when he sees me in someone else's hands?

Although I was satisfied in my heart, I still said, "Hey, can I land for a while?"

He raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction, "This palace has already talked about this, and you still don't want to?"

I said slowly, "I am willing, but if I don't find a place to vent the two jugs of wine last night, I have no choice but to pee on you crane."

The crane screamed, and began to descend before the palace lord gave the order...

We settled on the shore of Taihu Lake.At this time, when the spring is full of mellowness, the lake is covered with a layer of clear blue, and the weeping willows on both sides of the bank are surrounded by green leaves, sweeping out layers of clear ripples on the water.While smelling the scent of winter jasmine in the air, I created water pollution by the lake and shivered comfortably.The Palace Master disliked the woman from a good family who sat in a gazebo on a hill and flirted with enjoying the flowers as if she was thousands of miles away.Those little women were still blushing in various ways, with a look of spring heart sprouting... Hey... Human beings are always deceived by appearances...

Speaking of which, I haven't gone down the mountain for a long time.The shore of Taihu Lake is bustling with people, there are many inns, the sound of silk, bamboo and pipa can be heard from the painted boats on the lake, and there are beautiful dancers dancing on the pavilions, it is very lively.I suddenly recalled that I came to Taihu Lake with my master before. At that time, my master was still young. Although I am not old now, but I was tender at that time... I could squeeze out water... My master just got me at that time, and he treated me like a baby. He even hugged me to sleep.The master's chest muscles are very strong and elastic, and he sleeps very comfortably, which is really nostalgic...

But that's not the point, the point is that I've drank the peach wine here with the host.It is said that peaches were added to the wine when it was brewed, and it tasted sweet and fruity in the mouth, and the aftertaste lingered in the nasal cavity for a long time.There is no smell of alcohol in the mouth of a pot, only the fresh fragrance of peaches has a long aftertaste, and the taste really makes people drool just thinking about it... I still remember that it was one of the few times the owner got drunk.I still remember that the drunk host was passionate, with flushed cheeks and winking eyes, kissing whomever he saw...

Hey...how come the nosebleed...

I tore off a piece of clothes and stuffed it up my nose and went to find the nymphomaniac Palace Master, planning to lure him to drink with me.In the hexagonal pavilion, a woman named Ping Ting, who was accompanied by a maid, was talking to the nympho half shyly and half expectantly, listening carefully, it seemed that she was still reciprocating poems.

"Young master is absurd. My family is sick for a long time, but it's just a life. But it's a beautiful girl who is old in one day, and the flower is gone."

Whoops, why is it so sad.Although the girl's body is a bit weak, she doesn't look like someone who is dying, her face is still flushed.

That nymphomaniac conjured a rose flower out of nowhere, and even put it on the beauty's temples, his deep eyes were blurred and bewitched, "Why worry about what will happen in the future, falling flowers and wind and rain will hurt the spring more, it's better to take pity on the person in front of you."

Huh... so disgusting... Does this guy have any morals? Chasing his master and molesting other little girls at the same time?If I don't do justice for the heavens, I can't get over my conscience...

So I took off the mask, turned into a red dress, and flew into the Liujiao Pavilion like a butterfly wearing a flower, and landed gracefully between the palace lord and the beauty in the "fairy Lingbo posture", and turned slightly sideways sadly Looking at the palace lord, there was endless sadness spreading on his face.

"Yin, didn't you promise me that you would never seduce women again?"

In an instant, the palace lord and the beautiful woman were petrified.

I turned around to look at the beautiful woman who was obviously frightened, "The man's vows to eachother are nothing but nothing...Girl, please take good care of him for me. I will just take the child and live by myself." Squeezing out two tears, he recited aloud, "Desolate and desolate, you don't need to cry when you get married, I hope you will have the same heart, and you will never be apart forever! Yin, I will never leave you!"

The girl and her servant girl were not calm anymore, "You... you two men... have children?!"

The palace lord's forehead was obviously bulging with blue veins, I was secretly happy to see it, but I saw him suddenly raise the corner of his mouth, and smiled charmingly, "Little Yaya, don't be jealous, I'm just chatting with this girl~"

Little... little crow? !

Before I could react, I saw the palace lord looking at me affectionately, walked forward a few steps, raised my jaw with his hand, and then...

Then kiss kiss kiss kiss come up! ! ! ! ! ! !

I let out a scream, but it was a pity that my mouth was blocked and I couldn't scream loudly, and a mouth was stuck in by his tongue! ! !Although his two little arms look thin in clothes, Nima is actually full of muscles, and he can't move them at all!

I was completely dazed, I felt something moving in my mouth, pulling my tongue lingeringly, and the hair on the back of my neck was about to stand on end.

How did the plot develop into this...

My first kiss is gone! ! !

As soon as I thought of this sad fact, my whole body was suddenly filled with strength, and I kicked him away.Looking at the side again, that beautiful woman has already scared away...

I spit on the ground several times, and wiped my mouth with my sleeve in embarrassment.On the other hand, he sat leisurely on the railing, and licked his lips, "Well, it tastes good."

"I'll kill you!!!" As soon as I pulled out the main body, I swung a furious sword aura, and the whole pavilion was split in half by the sword aura and collapsed.He flew up lightly, but he didn't fight back, and dodged every sword energy I swung as lightly as a feather.All of a sudden, there was a strong wind on the whole mountain, the leaves scattered like rain, the flowers and plants were broken, and the sand and stones flew away. Several people who were climbing the mountain for an outing screamed and ran away.

While dodging, he blinked innocently, "You are only allowed to spoil Ben Gong's peach blossoms, why don't you let Ben Gong fight back?"

"You, the most idiot in the world, do you want to take advantage of people when you see them! See if I don't kill you, a scourge!" Before I said that, I fired three sword qi again, and cut off a piece of his sleeve.He yelled in distress, "Ah! You actually ruined Ben Gong's clothes!!"

"I'm going to take your clothes off!"

"Try it if you have one?" His expression changed slightly, the evil smile disappeared, and his eyes became dangerous.His long hair and clothes fluttered without the wind, and the aura around him rolled, and the surroundings became quiet for a while.

Why does this guy care so much about his clothes?Isn't it a big deal if the big girl's clothes are a little torn?Could it be something very important, such as the clothes his dead wife sewed for him...

Bad...if that's the case, don't I have to apologize?But how can people speak out at such a tense moment?

Just when this battle was about to break out, he suddenly withdrew his breath and slowly fell back to the ground.After a long while, he looked up at me, his charming eyes had returned to his usual frivolity, "Okay, let's stop making trouble. I was the one who was wrong first."

Low oil?I actually apologized... The plot changes a little too quickly...

He has such a high consciousness?

But I bowed my head first, and I'm too embarrassed to be relentless, although no matter how I think about it, it's a bit of a loss to exchange Lao Tzu's first kiss for a piece of his sleeve, but we can't be so stingy.After all, as a very stylish Excalibur, you can't care about it.

So I also put away the sword and fell down, and said angrily, "It was my fault for breaking your clothes, and I will compensate you."

He smiled lowly, "The clothes are very expensive. If you really want to pay, I'm afraid you can be my sword."

I rolled my eyes, and the sense of guilt was gone in an instant, "Well, I still don't pay for that Excalibur."

With my spiritual power, I dyed the crimson on the robe into jet black again, put the mask back on my face, turned around and left the small hill that had been tossed and tossed by the two of us, and walked in the direction of Taihu Lake.Although it was a little unpleasant, I still have to drink wine, otherwise I don’t know when I will wait until the next time I come to Taihu Lake.

It would be great if I came with the master... It was clearly agreed with the master back then that I would come to Taihu Lake to drink in the future.

"Hey, you look pretty good without a mask, why do you have to cover your face?" Xu's sad thoughts were interrupted by a noisy question from a disrespectful palace master behind him.

"Don't you understand?" I glanced at him and gave him an enigmatic smile, "Because he's handsome!"