The Secret Daily of Sword Spirit
Chapter 30 Mountain God
If you live in this world for a long time, you will find that anything is possible.
For example, the Lord of the Evil Resisting Palace turned into his son before my eyes...
At this moment, the little boy was wrapped in a nine-color robe, with a pair of silver-white antlers protruding from his head, and he sat facing me depressedly.I thought to myself that there was no way out of this stalemate, so I coughed twice, "Well...do you have a son?"
He was silent for a while, shaking his head.
"So... Yin Fushu doesn't exist? You've been lying to me?" I felt melancholy when I asked this sentence.The little kid is so cute, the way he smiles sweetly at me, pretends to cry, puts together puzzles seriously, dances under the starry sky, and blooms under his feet.
Why do you say it's gone?
But he glanced at me, "I'm not lying to you, my name is Yin Fushu."
What?Did I hear you right?
He glared at me resentfully, "You never asked me what my name was, you just kept calling me nympho."
It seems that I really didn't know the name of the Lord of the Evil Resisting Palace... I didn't remember to ask anyone...
Do you still blame myself for co-authoring him to cheat on my feelings? !
Angrily, I tugged at the weeds around me, but I couldn't figure it out.I haven't heard of Nine Colors Deer having such a setting. During the day it is an adult and at night it is a child, and the child is so cute, but the adults are so immoral.
The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, I grabbed a handful of grass and threw it on his head, and he screamed and hurriedly tore off the hairband on his head to clean the grass leaves in his hair.
I said, "Do you have what is it called? Pan Peter's syndrome? It's just that I don't want to grow up? It's okay, why do you pretend to be a kid and pretend to be cute?" Thinking that I was still flying with him in my arms and giving him my hair to play with, I wished I could hit my head to death...
Little boy, no, it should be said that the nymphomaniac was first slapped by me and then scolded and hurt by me. He was also impatient, and retorted loudly, "Who wants to become like this! I was raped by someone. Curse!! As soon as you reach the child, you will suddenly rejuvenate, and your mana will be greatly weakened, almost like a disabled person. Today is not for you. I used the blood curse once on Penglai Island and already hurt my vitality. Today I used the blood curse again and then If you fight with someone, you will have an early attack...I told you to go away, but you just want to talk non-stop over there! How can Xiaoxiu Xiu, who is so talkative, put up with you for so many years!"
Whoops?Are you still relying on me? "I don't care about you! You go to the toilet for so long, I thought you drowned in the cesspit! Kindly treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs!"
So the two of us stopped talking, and each of us sulked for a while with smoke coming from our noses.At this moment, Yin Fushu's stomach growled.
Embarrassed and angry, he buried his face in his knees.
I sighed, got up and walked around in the woods, picked some alfalfa and handed it to him.
He froze for a moment, "Why?"
"Aren't you hungry?" I shook the grass in my hand.
He looked at the handful of alfalfa, as if he didn't understand, "You give me this?"
I took it for granted, "Aren't you a deer? I heard that deer eat alfalfa the most."
His round little face was flushed like a balloon, and the next moment he yelled at me with decibels like a lion's roar, "I am a nine-color deer, not an ordinary deer!!! Besides, I have cultivated human form for 2000 years! !!"
If you don't eat it, don't eat it...what the hell...my hair is sprayed wet...
Why is he so angry today?But no matter how I recruited him before, he didn't know as well as me...
But seeing that he was seriously injured because of me, I was very patient and carried the main body to shoot two pheasants and came back.The two of us made a fire and ate a roast pheasant for supper, and of course it was mainly eaten by him.Although I already know that the little boy is a nympho, but seeing his cute bun face covered with oil still makes me feel soft in my heart.Hey... If only he had a son...
The little kid who burped after eating seemed to be in a better mood, and wiped his mouth gracefully with a tree leaf.I asked him cautiously, "Hey, who cursed you?"
He glanced at me and said casually, "I don't remember..."
"Ah?! Don't remember?! How nervous are you that you can forget like this?!"
He didn't seem to want to continue this topic. He poked it on the ground, and a strange grass grew quickly on the ground. The grass grew bigger and bigger, and the last leaf was as tall and wide as a person.The little boy pressed down a leaf, lay down on it and closed his eyes, "I want to regain my strength, so please stop making noise."
At this moment, except for the burning bonfire, there is no light source around.The stars in the sky were so clear that I had to jump on the trunk of a nearby maple tree, put my hands behind my head, and count the constellations in the sky.I still remember that when my master took me to visit the Daxue Mountain, the two of us slept in a cave on the Snow Mountain one night.At that time, there was snow everywhere, and when the wind blew, it was bone-chillingly cold, and even the bonfire could not keep people warm.But the master doesn't seem to be afraid of any cold, and is more cold-resistant than my metal sword.He looked up to the sky, the wind blew the white feathers on the edge of his cloak, and the silver hairband flew around his cheeks.Following his gaze, I also raised my head. The stars have never been so close, emitting a cold light in the empty universe, as if countless eyes are quietly watching.
"From here, it seems that these stars are revolving around our world, but Lihentian Buddha once said that they are all other endless worlds, which are extremely far away from us, so from our point of view, it is only It is as small as a light spot. Our Saha world is also an insignificant light spot compared to other worlds."
The master's voice was very low, a bit like talking to himself.I had just been fished out of the sea by him at that time, and I was not good at talking, so I didn't say anything, I just opened my eyes curiously and sighed.
Seeing my reaction like this, he suddenly laughed and patted my head, "After attaining enlightenment and ascension, you will be free and free, and you can travel freely among the boundless stars without worries, joys, or joys." Anger, no birth and no death. How comfortable would that be?"
What he said about freedom is beyond my comprehension.As a sword, I prefer to be owned by a master than to be free. 500 years of freedom have almost deprived me of my spirituality.So I said, "Wherever Master goes, I will go."
He looked at me and smiled very softly.So much so that even today, 60 years later, I still have endless aftertaste.He said, "Okay, I'll take you."
Just as he was in a daze, he suddenly felt a gust of evil wind blowing by, causing goosebumps to form on his skin.The atmosphere in the peaceful and sleeping forest just now changed suddenly.The sound of insects disappeared in an instant, and the silence was terrifying.
I quickly sat up and saw that the little kid was still sleeping soundly on the blades of grass, but he didn't wake up.
The vigilance has dropped so much...
I lowered my body, put my hand on the hilt behind my back, restrained my breathing, and waited quietly.
In the dark tree shadow, there was a baby's laughter.
Generally speaking, the baby's laughter should be full of vitality and cuteness, but in this mountain forest with no village in front and no shop behind, or in this dark midnight, the sound is a bit creepy.
The baby-sounding monsters recorded in Bai Zetu generally have another binding setting: cannibalism.
Not long after, the bushes near the little boy shook twice, and a black human figure crawled out.The figure was so thin that it seemed to have only a layer of skin, its whole body was pitch black, its hands and feet were long, but its movements were agile, and it quickly approached Yin Fushu like a reptile.He raised his head as if sniffing something, only then did I realize that this thing has no eyes, only a big mouth that occupies almost the entire face, and only two thin slits in its nose.Seeing this kind of thing in the middle of the night, I feel extremely shocked.
This seems to be a charm?
It’s troublesome if it’s the ghosts, because the ghosts usually live in groups... When one finds something delicious, a large group will come over after a while.Like some kind of oversized ant.
I saw that evil spirit crawling to the side of the little kid, sniffing it, then drooling and opening its big round mouth covered with layers of sharp teeth.
This is the time!I rushed down from the tree suddenly and stabbed it with a sword.It screamed strangely in fright, like a baby crying, and rolled to the side.After such a big commotion, the little kid really woke up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at me in confusion.Seeing such a cute picture, I will really forget the fact that he is actually the nympho Palace Master, and continue to treat him like a little kid... So I reflexively stood in front of him and said to him, "Don't be afraid, black Brother Yu protects you!"
After I finished speaking, I realized something was wrong...
The little boy also chuckled behind me, and replied in a thousand times, "Okay~~~"
I really want to go into a hole in the ground... I looked at Qi Mei coldly, pointed the tip of the sword obliquely at the ground, and walked step by step towards Qi Mei who was lying on the ground in an attacking posture.
Look at how disgusting it looks, like a big leech with arms and legs... I really don't want it to dirty my body...
However, just as I was about to unleash the sword, the demon suddenly changed his posture, knelt on the ground with both legs, kowtowed a few times, and said in a soft baby voice that was extremely inconsistent with his appearance, "Hero, spare me! Forgive me! I won’t dare again!”
Why?Why did the situation suddenly change... isn't it going to resist...
But I didn't know that Mei Mei could talk...
As soon as people begged me, I was ashamed to do it.At this time, Yin Fushu also came over, looking like a little adult with his hands behind his back... well, he is an adult...
"There are demons in this mountain? But why is there only one? Don't demons move in groups?"
Then the little demon explained everything, he is a newly grown demon, lost his way when he was out hunting with everyone, and hadn't eaten for several days. .I didn't expect to kill me out of thin air, stealing chickens won't make me lose money.
Qi Mei speaks with that chrysanthemum-like mouth that opens and closes on his face, it's really hard for me to focus on what he's saying...
"Hero, please don't kill me...I won't dare again..." Xiao Qimei lowered her head pitifully.As the saying goes, if you stretch out your hand and don't hit someone with a smiling face, they are so pitiful, and my murderous aura has long since dissipated.
I knelt down and looked at him, "Are you still hungry?"
"……hungry……"
So I handed it the leftover pheasant that the Palace Master and I ate just now, and it devoured it hungrily, chewing with its chrysanthemum mouth...
I can see that my whole body is lewd...
The little boy and I looked at each other, and he suddenly smiled sweetly at me, his eyes sparkling, "You were so brave to protect me just now, I was so touched~"
I rolled my eyes and pretended I didn't hear anything...
At this time, Xiao Meimei had finished eating the chicken, wiped the oil from her mouth, and thanked us obediently.I patted his head reluctantly, "Don't eat people in the future. If you eat people, you will be beaten to death sooner or later."
At this time, a faint white light had appeared on the edge of the deep night, I looked at the time, and it was time to go on the road, so I wanted to turn around and greet the little boy.But when I turned my head, I found that he had changed back, blinking his peach blossom eyes, and gave me two electric shocks.
"Little Yaya, we should go."
However, after we walked a few steps, we heard footsteps rattling behind us.Turning around, I saw that Xiao Mei was still following us.
I asked ferociously, "Why are you still following us?!"
Yan Mei twisted her long black fingers, and said embarrassedly, "Um...can you send me back to Lord Mountain God...I can't find my way..."
For example, the Lord of the Evil Resisting Palace turned into his son before my eyes...
At this moment, the little boy was wrapped in a nine-color robe, with a pair of silver-white antlers protruding from his head, and he sat facing me depressedly.I thought to myself that there was no way out of this stalemate, so I coughed twice, "Well...do you have a son?"
He was silent for a while, shaking his head.
"So... Yin Fushu doesn't exist? You've been lying to me?" I felt melancholy when I asked this sentence.The little kid is so cute, the way he smiles sweetly at me, pretends to cry, puts together puzzles seriously, dances under the starry sky, and blooms under his feet.
Why do you say it's gone?
But he glanced at me, "I'm not lying to you, my name is Yin Fushu."
What?Did I hear you right?
He glared at me resentfully, "You never asked me what my name was, you just kept calling me nympho."
It seems that I really didn't know the name of the Lord of the Evil Resisting Palace... I didn't remember to ask anyone...
Do you still blame myself for co-authoring him to cheat on my feelings? !
Angrily, I tugged at the weeds around me, but I couldn't figure it out.I haven't heard of Nine Colors Deer having such a setting. During the day it is an adult and at night it is a child, and the child is so cute, but the adults are so immoral.
The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, I grabbed a handful of grass and threw it on his head, and he screamed and hurriedly tore off the hairband on his head to clean the grass leaves in his hair.
I said, "Do you have what is it called? Pan Peter's syndrome? It's just that I don't want to grow up? It's okay, why do you pretend to be a kid and pretend to be cute?" Thinking that I was still flying with him in my arms and giving him my hair to play with, I wished I could hit my head to death...
Little boy, no, it should be said that the nymphomaniac was first slapped by me and then scolded and hurt by me. He was also impatient, and retorted loudly, "Who wants to become like this! I was raped by someone. Curse!! As soon as you reach the child, you will suddenly rejuvenate, and your mana will be greatly weakened, almost like a disabled person. Today is not for you. I used the blood curse once on Penglai Island and already hurt my vitality. Today I used the blood curse again and then If you fight with someone, you will have an early attack...I told you to go away, but you just want to talk non-stop over there! How can Xiaoxiu Xiu, who is so talkative, put up with you for so many years!"
Whoops?Are you still relying on me? "I don't care about you! You go to the toilet for so long, I thought you drowned in the cesspit! Kindly treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs!"
So the two of us stopped talking, and each of us sulked for a while with smoke coming from our noses.At this moment, Yin Fushu's stomach growled.
Embarrassed and angry, he buried his face in his knees.
I sighed, got up and walked around in the woods, picked some alfalfa and handed it to him.
He froze for a moment, "Why?"
"Aren't you hungry?" I shook the grass in my hand.
He looked at the handful of alfalfa, as if he didn't understand, "You give me this?"
I took it for granted, "Aren't you a deer? I heard that deer eat alfalfa the most."
His round little face was flushed like a balloon, and the next moment he yelled at me with decibels like a lion's roar, "I am a nine-color deer, not an ordinary deer!!! Besides, I have cultivated human form for 2000 years! !!"
If you don't eat it, don't eat it...what the hell...my hair is sprayed wet...
Why is he so angry today?But no matter how I recruited him before, he didn't know as well as me...
But seeing that he was seriously injured because of me, I was very patient and carried the main body to shoot two pheasants and came back.The two of us made a fire and ate a roast pheasant for supper, and of course it was mainly eaten by him.Although I already know that the little boy is a nympho, but seeing his cute bun face covered with oil still makes me feel soft in my heart.Hey... If only he had a son...
The little kid who burped after eating seemed to be in a better mood, and wiped his mouth gracefully with a tree leaf.I asked him cautiously, "Hey, who cursed you?"
He glanced at me and said casually, "I don't remember..."
"Ah?! Don't remember?! How nervous are you that you can forget like this?!"
He didn't seem to want to continue this topic. He poked it on the ground, and a strange grass grew quickly on the ground. The grass grew bigger and bigger, and the last leaf was as tall and wide as a person.The little boy pressed down a leaf, lay down on it and closed his eyes, "I want to regain my strength, so please stop making noise."
At this moment, except for the burning bonfire, there is no light source around.The stars in the sky were so clear that I had to jump on the trunk of a nearby maple tree, put my hands behind my head, and count the constellations in the sky.I still remember that when my master took me to visit the Daxue Mountain, the two of us slept in a cave on the Snow Mountain one night.At that time, there was snow everywhere, and when the wind blew, it was bone-chillingly cold, and even the bonfire could not keep people warm.But the master doesn't seem to be afraid of any cold, and is more cold-resistant than my metal sword.He looked up to the sky, the wind blew the white feathers on the edge of his cloak, and the silver hairband flew around his cheeks.Following his gaze, I also raised my head. The stars have never been so close, emitting a cold light in the empty universe, as if countless eyes are quietly watching.
"From here, it seems that these stars are revolving around our world, but Lihentian Buddha once said that they are all other endless worlds, which are extremely far away from us, so from our point of view, it is only It is as small as a light spot. Our Saha world is also an insignificant light spot compared to other worlds."
The master's voice was very low, a bit like talking to himself.I had just been fished out of the sea by him at that time, and I was not good at talking, so I didn't say anything, I just opened my eyes curiously and sighed.
Seeing my reaction like this, he suddenly laughed and patted my head, "After attaining enlightenment and ascension, you will be free and free, and you can travel freely among the boundless stars without worries, joys, or joys." Anger, no birth and no death. How comfortable would that be?"
What he said about freedom is beyond my comprehension.As a sword, I prefer to be owned by a master than to be free. 500 years of freedom have almost deprived me of my spirituality.So I said, "Wherever Master goes, I will go."
He looked at me and smiled very softly.So much so that even today, 60 years later, I still have endless aftertaste.He said, "Okay, I'll take you."
Just as he was in a daze, he suddenly felt a gust of evil wind blowing by, causing goosebumps to form on his skin.The atmosphere in the peaceful and sleeping forest just now changed suddenly.The sound of insects disappeared in an instant, and the silence was terrifying.
I quickly sat up and saw that the little kid was still sleeping soundly on the blades of grass, but he didn't wake up.
The vigilance has dropped so much...
I lowered my body, put my hand on the hilt behind my back, restrained my breathing, and waited quietly.
In the dark tree shadow, there was a baby's laughter.
Generally speaking, the baby's laughter should be full of vitality and cuteness, but in this mountain forest with no village in front and no shop behind, or in this dark midnight, the sound is a bit creepy.
The baby-sounding monsters recorded in Bai Zetu generally have another binding setting: cannibalism.
Not long after, the bushes near the little boy shook twice, and a black human figure crawled out.The figure was so thin that it seemed to have only a layer of skin, its whole body was pitch black, its hands and feet were long, but its movements were agile, and it quickly approached Yin Fushu like a reptile.He raised his head as if sniffing something, only then did I realize that this thing has no eyes, only a big mouth that occupies almost the entire face, and only two thin slits in its nose.Seeing this kind of thing in the middle of the night, I feel extremely shocked.
This seems to be a charm?
It’s troublesome if it’s the ghosts, because the ghosts usually live in groups... When one finds something delicious, a large group will come over after a while.Like some kind of oversized ant.
I saw that evil spirit crawling to the side of the little kid, sniffing it, then drooling and opening its big round mouth covered with layers of sharp teeth.
This is the time!I rushed down from the tree suddenly and stabbed it with a sword.It screamed strangely in fright, like a baby crying, and rolled to the side.After such a big commotion, the little kid really woke up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at me in confusion.Seeing such a cute picture, I will really forget the fact that he is actually the nympho Palace Master, and continue to treat him like a little kid... So I reflexively stood in front of him and said to him, "Don't be afraid, black Brother Yu protects you!"
After I finished speaking, I realized something was wrong...
The little boy also chuckled behind me, and replied in a thousand times, "Okay~~~"
I really want to go into a hole in the ground... I looked at Qi Mei coldly, pointed the tip of the sword obliquely at the ground, and walked step by step towards Qi Mei who was lying on the ground in an attacking posture.
Look at how disgusting it looks, like a big leech with arms and legs... I really don't want it to dirty my body...
However, just as I was about to unleash the sword, the demon suddenly changed his posture, knelt on the ground with both legs, kowtowed a few times, and said in a soft baby voice that was extremely inconsistent with his appearance, "Hero, spare me! Forgive me! I won’t dare again!”
Why?Why did the situation suddenly change... isn't it going to resist...
But I didn't know that Mei Mei could talk...
As soon as people begged me, I was ashamed to do it.At this time, Yin Fushu also came over, looking like a little adult with his hands behind his back... well, he is an adult...
"There are demons in this mountain? But why is there only one? Don't demons move in groups?"
Then the little demon explained everything, he is a newly grown demon, lost his way when he was out hunting with everyone, and hadn't eaten for several days. .I didn't expect to kill me out of thin air, stealing chickens won't make me lose money.
Qi Mei speaks with that chrysanthemum-like mouth that opens and closes on his face, it's really hard for me to focus on what he's saying...
"Hero, please don't kill me...I won't dare again..." Xiao Qimei lowered her head pitifully.As the saying goes, if you stretch out your hand and don't hit someone with a smiling face, they are so pitiful, and my murderous aura has long since dissipated.
I knelt down and looked at him, "Are you still hungry?"
"……hungry……"
So I handed it the leftover pheasant that the Palace Master and I ate just now, and it devoured it hungrily, chewing with its chrysanthemum mouth...
I can see that my whole body is lewd...
The little boy and I looked at each other, and he suddenly smiled sweetly at me, his eyes sparkling, "You were so brave to protect me just now, I was so touched~"
I rolled my eyes and pretended I didn't hear anything...
At this time, Xiao Meimei had finished eating the chicken, wiped the oil from her mouth, and thanked us obediently.I patted his head reluctantly, "Don't eat people in the future. If you eat people, you will be beaten to death sooner or later."
At this time, a faint white light had appeared on the edge of the deep night, I looked at the time, and it was time to go on the road, so I wanted to turn around and greet the little boy.But when I turned my head, I found that he had changed back, blinking his peach blossom eyes, and gave me two electric shocks.
"Little Yaya, we should go."
However, after we walked a few steps, we heard footsteps rattling behind us.Turning around, I saw that Xiao Mei was still following us.
I asked ferociously, "Why are you still following us?!"
Yan Mei twisted her long black fingers, and said embarrassedly, "Um...can you send me back to Lord Mountain God...I can't find my way..."
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