The Secret Daily of Sword Spirit

I was dizzy from being shaken by Danzhu, and I quickly jumped out of the body.Po Jun also asked sleepily, "What are you doing! Who was arrested?"

Danzhu looked at us seriously, "Kidney deficiency."

I yelled, "Don't talk about it, why would you be arrested in Shushan if you have kidney deficiency?" "The problem is that he didn't stay in Shushan properly." Danzhu poured himself a cup of tea and drank it, breathing evenly He said to me, "The palace lord rejected Jiuli before, and the Jiuli people were very upset. The little tiger was worried that the Jiuli people were still thinking about Pangulin, and they were plotting behind their backs, so the Jiuli people walked forward, and he was on the back." He sent a few rat spirits to follow. Guess what he found? Jiuli's army is mighty and mighty, stationed at Mount Zhaoyao, fifty miles northeast of here, and it's so dark that there's no end in sight."

The Jiuli army is only a hundred miles away from here?Why haven't I heard any wind?

Do they want to sneak attack China?Why would there be an army appearing at the junction of Jiuli and Huaxia?

"Then what is the kidney deficiency you mentioned?" I asked.

"That was also found by those rats. At that time, I heard two Shura chatting, saying that they had captured a Taoist priest from Mount Shu. He looked ordinary and held a pretty ivory bone fan in his hand. I As soon as you hear it, you know it must be kidney deficiency!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help feeling sad for my kidney deficiency. After being an elder of Shushan for so many years, the most discerning body turned out to be a fan.

But I also agree with Dan Zhu's point of view, it must be kidney deficiency.

I slapped my thigh angrily, "What is this kidney deficiency doing here? What a mess!"

"It seems to be here to persuade our master to go back." Danzhu also looked helpless, "Now the master is in seclusion and cannot be disturbed. What should we do? Do you want to save him?"

I rubbed my chin and thought for a while, "Master just told me not to run around... Do you think he will be eaten by those demons in Jiuli if we wait a few days?"

Danzhu curled his lips, "I'm not sure... I heard from the two Shuras that the monster with a human face and a sheep's body that caught him back then seemed to be drooling at him... just wait for the queen to tell the fox queen." I'm about to start..."

That's right, to the monsters, a god like Kidney Deficiency who has cultivated to the first level of the Qianyuan Realm is like Shiquan Dabu Tang.After eating, the cultivation base can make great strides in one day, completely reborn.It's only because of the deficiency of the kidney that he doesn't practice martial arts well at ordinary times, so he knows how to refine alchemy, and then he is so stupid that he runs out to find his master.It's just a little expert at killing...

I had no idea in my mind, so I looked at Po Jun, "What do you think we should do?"

Po Jun's eyes widened in surprise, as if he didn't expect the two of us to ask his opinion.He was stupefied for a while, then tentatively said, "Or...we should go to the Palace Master for help?"

Oh right, why didn't we think of this way...

As soon as I reached the door, I stopped, "No, the nymphomaniac just rejected Jiuli and said he wanted to remain neutral. If he went to save kidney deficiency, wouldn't he be neutral? Now that Jiuli's army is so close, If it catches fire, we will make a big disaster again..."

Dan Zhu was so angry that he sat down on the threshold, "This is no good, that's no good, don't you just watch your kidney deficiency being roasted into a waist?"

"I can help you."

The three of us looked out the door and saw a little tiger in silver silk armor.Suddenly, I saw him moaning under Danzhu who I accidentally saw in the forest that day, and I immediately felt that I didn't know where to glance...

The little tiger said, "I'm familiar with the side of Zhaoyao Mountain, so it won't be a problem to take you to have a look."

But Danzhu hesitated, "Your palace master won't scold you if you act like this without permission?"

He smiled brightly, "You don't have to worry about this."

The little tiger mysteriously brought us to the tree uncle.Po Jun and Dan Zhu seemed to have never seen Uncle Tree yet. When they suddenly found a human face on the tree, they both had the same conditioned reflex as me: shouted "what the hell" and hugged each other tightly... ...I smiled at Uncle Shu from the side, "Look, I'm not the only one who thinks you look scary, right?"

"Hmph! I think I was a cute little sapling when I just germinated! You will all grow old one day!" The tree uncle was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and the aerial roots, branches and leaves also swayed back and forth. "This is the tree god Mangzu, the first tree seed that God Wa planted on the ground when the chaos first opened." The little tiger seems to be very experienced. "Go through the stem again, and then quickly massage a certain tree root soothingly, grinning apologetically, "Master Mangzu, you are not old, this is vicissitudes and masculinity, don't you think?" He said while rushing to Dan Zhu and Pojun winked, Danzhu and Pojun were still in shock, so they had to forcibly twist their facial muscles to apologize, "Manly...manly..." Uncle Shu snorted proudly, "Brat, you are the only one who can talk. Say it, What do you want from me?" So the little tiger told Uncle Shu about the arrest of kidney deficiency.The uncle shook his beard and asked, "Have you told Ah Shu about this?" The little tiger replied, "I have reported to him about the Jiuli army. But I haven't said anything about Shenxu Dao..."

Uncle Shu showed a disapproving expression.

I said, "Evil Resisting Palace must remain neutral. If the owner of the palace goes out in person, can this neutrality be maintained? Besides, Jiuli's army is not far from here..."

Mangzu smacked his lips and nodded, "What you said makes sense. It's not appropriate for Pan Gulin to come forward. But why did you come to me?"

The little tiger beat the root of the tree to the tree uncle with both hands, and said courteously, "Please lend us four Qianye treasure clothes that you made before, and we will return them to you intact after we use them up!"

"Okay you boy! So you were thinking about my Qianye treasure clothes!" Mangzu shook the roots of the tree and shook the little tiger's hands away. How can the guardian break the rules?"

"The situation is special? If there is no Qianye Baoyi, we may not be able to get out of the whole body."

I cleared my throat and interjected, "Then what, what are you talking about? Celery leaf abalone?"

"It's Qianye Baoyi! Are you an idiot?" Dan Zhu choked on me.

"Hmph, look, this red sword is much smarter than your dark sword." Uncle Shu gave me a disgusted look.I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, holding back for now, "Okay, Qianye Baoyi, what are you doing?"

An air root next to Uncle Tree's face swayed and stretched out to the buttocks behind him... It should be said that it was under the root system, and the movement of digging and digging was a little obscene, so I didn't really want to wear that dress before I saw it...

But he still took out... a garment that seemed to be woven from densely woven vines and leaves.The blue color is very transparent and vivid, as if it is woven with emerald gemstones, reflecting a little shimmer of light.

"More than ten years ago, there was a monster named Shuten-douji who came from the East, and brought some kind of game called 'cosplay'... Generally speaking, it is role-playing, pretending that you are a monster that is completely different from yourself It’s a strange thing. For example, our Guardian Moon was obviously a white tiger at the time, so we insisted on pretending to be a giraffe, and we had to learn how a giraffe eats leaves.” We all looked at Guardian Moon in unison, and the latter said embarrassingly Rubbing the back of his head and giggling, "I just wanted to experience how it feels to swallow something with such a long neck..."

Uncle Shu continued, "Anyway, this game has been popular here for a while. In order to meet the market demand, I wove this Chiba Treasure Clothes, which can turn you into another kind of monster when you wear them. The sales were very good at that time. It's a pity... A hyena dressed up as a lion and went to have an affair with the lion spirit and his wife was caught. In addition, some other criminals used the clothes to create a lot of chaos. Ah Shu was furious It’s banned..."I opened my eyes wide, "Oh boy...this is a good thing...then can I become Dan Zhu to pull out the beard of the head teacher?" Dan Zhu gave me a hard look and asked Said, "So as long as we put on this clothes, the appearance will change?" "Yes, and the real ones can't be seen by the real mother." Uncle Shu said very proudly. "Okay!" I slapped the tree trunk, and said boldly, "Boss, here are four pieces!" "However, since most of the treasure clothes were destroyed by the palace lord at that time, only these few pieces were left with some problems. That is Said, I don’t know what kind of monsters you will turn into.” “It’s easy to handle.” The little tiger said, “As long as we can change our shape!”

Each of us took a piece of clothing and went to the bush to change.Although the clothes are woven with leaves, the workmanship is actually very fine, and it feels smoother than ordinary cloth.After I put it on, I felt the same as before, and I didn't feel any changes. I was suspecting that Mr. Shu was lying, and I looked out of the bushes, but was shocked.

Who are those three people outside?

In the middle, where Danzhu was originally standing, stood a turtle fairy... with an unshaven beard and a turtle shell on his back...

Look at the little tiger again... It hasn't changed much, except that a huge goat horn has grown on its head, and its face has become longer.

And the one on the left... Po Jun? !

That slender figure, charming eyes, lightly parted flaming red lips, slightly curly long red hair hanging down, the fluffy fox tail swaying unconsciously behind her, and...the pair of half-covered circles on her chest What is the round thing?

How did the Tubie Pojun become a sexy Yujie?

Not just me, all of them, including Uncle Shu, saw Po Jun walking out of the grass and their jaws dropped to the ground.Only Po Jun is still looking at us blankly, but his blankness at this moment no longer looks stupid, but the mysterious blank eyes that are extraordinarily feminine...

I looked down, um... the chest was still flat, so I made up my mind, no matter how bad it is, it won't be as bad as Po Jun...

Then I walked out.

As a result...Dan Zhu and Uncle Shu saw me, and all spit and laughed...