The World's First Contract [Rebirth]

He should have heard the sound of Xi Yang coming home, and Li Shide came out of the kitchen on the left at the end of the corridor: "You are back."

Xi Yang was taken aback when he saw him—his housekeeper was holding a kitchen knife in his left hand, and was nearly 1.9 meters tall, wearing an ill-fitting white apron. Feeling aggrieved.

...This image is too weird...

Seeing Xi Yang standing still at the door, Li Shide just looked at him for a few seconds, and then slowly opened his mouth: "Do you like the new layout of the house?"

He used the word "home".

Because of noticing this, Xi Yang, who had been attacked by mental pollution and his heart was suffocated, originally planned to swear to the end, and slapped this guy who made his own claims—but he was not in the mood at the moment... Li Shi Do you call this place "home"?

Really? ...or is it just for show?

Xi Yang turned his gaze away.

The wallpapers, decorations, layouts, etc. in the room were all replaced with black and white cow stripes when he was not at home. Almost as soon as Xi Yang entered the door, he was forced by this scene of mental pollution to snatch the door away. Escape—the room was as terrifying as if it had been stuffed with countless cows.

One can imagine how damaging this is to a person who hates milk to the extreme.

Finally, Xi Yang's eyes fell on the dining table.

...Even the mug he drank from was replaced with a cow-patterned one, which made Xi Yang frown.

He silently raised his hand to cover his stomach——I really want to vomit...

"...I don't like it." Xi Yang's face was pale: "I don't like it very much! Change it back, immediately!"

Li Shide immediately saw that something was wrong with him, and seemed to want to come over reflexively, but he retracted with only a slight bend of his knee.Xi Yang, who was in a dizzy state, didn't notice Li Shide's action at all, and only heard his voice sounding in front of him: "You don't like it? But according to the suggestion in the 'Judgment Letter', this arrangement can make you Accept milk as a healthy drink in the shortest possible time." He held the kitchen knife like that, and raised his other hand horizontally in front of him as a salute: "For the sake of your health, please forgive my impoliteness."

Xi Yang: ...

damn it!It's true that a wise man is bound to make mistakes... He actually forgot that there is such a thing as a "judgment letter"!

Regardless of the race of the housekeeper, when they first contact the host’s house, they will issue a report based on the character report of the host’s family members, and the running-in period between the host’s house and the housekeeper can be faster To spend more peacefully, the society will feedback a so-called "judgment letter", which will give corresponding suggestions based on the steward's report.

However, this room layout, which is equivalent to mental pollution, is a suggestion given by society?

Xi Yang closed his eyes and quickly calmed down. After opening his eyes, he still couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and glared at Li Shide.

...Admit defeat here and then regain this round?Still refuse to admit defeat?

Xi Yang hesitated for a few seconds between drinking milk and not drinking milk, then closed his eyes suddenly, and quickly made a decision: "Remove!... I'll just drink it."

It may be that he didn't expect Xi Yang to compromise so simply. Li Shide planned to comfort Xi Yang, but the manuscript he had written was useless in an instant. He took a fixed look at Xi Yang, and turned back into the kitchen. He put away the kitchen knife, took off his apron and walked out again. He went directly to the console at the door, and in two or three clicks, the overall layout of the house was changed back to its original appearance.

As soon as the arrangement equivalent to mental pollution disappeared, Xi Yang kept his head down and exhaled tremblingly.He was just about to raise his head and tell Li Shide not to do this again, but something appeared under his eyes and blocked the words.

At some point, Li Shide stood in front of him, and his butler was holding a tray in front of Xi Yang...a glass of milk.

Being forced to such a situation, he really didn't have the energy to think about the countermeasures to escape this catastrophe. After grinding his back molars hard, Xi Yang's face was pale, as if The strong man grabbed the cup like a severed wrist and poured it into his mouth. After drinking it like drinking traditional Chinese medicine, he threw the cup back on the tray, and he was blown into the bathroom like a whirlwind.

Soon, Li Shide heard the sound of his master gargling.

...The result is not bad for the time being, it's good if you don't vomit after drinking it-but, is the milk really so bad?Li Shide picked up the cup that fell on the tray and thought, his expression just now looked really terrible, and it was also because of his expression that he almost did something that would reveal his identity.

It's not good, Xi Yang's influence on him seems to be much greater than imagined...

Li Shide turned back to the kitchen and was about to continue preparing dinner. Just as he was approaching the door of Xi Yang's room, he saw Xi Yang coming out of the bathroom in the room, frowning and covering his mouth with the back of his hand, noticing Li Shide's sight Afterwards, the boy returned an annoyed stare, and then slammed the door shut.

So far, Lishide has won a small victory in the second round.

It's just that he didn't feel so happy because he succeeded in getting Xi Yang to drink a glass of milk. He stood at Xi Yang's door for a few seconds before stepping into the kitchen, taking the milk stains and the tray to clean Suddenly he held his trembling left hand with his free right hand.

The scene of Xi Yang coming over to close the door with his mouth covered and his reddish eyes staring was lingering in Li Shide's mind, and his desire to touch the boy just like that became stronger——as expected, his body was affected It was far more than expected. What's worse, he himself seemed to love this young man... After a long time, he let out a long sigh of relief.

...It's really, really cute.

Meanwhile, Shi-young, unaware that she was judged cute by Ricky, receives a message from Sera.

He sat on the edge of the bed, and his resentful mood changed immediately after seeing the content of the message sent by Sera.The content of the message is very simple, and it is Serra's usual tone: "Ayan, come and read this post, this kind of CP of the housekeeper x master is so cute!!!" A link address is attached.

Originally, Xi Yang was really not in the mood to read any posts, but the word "housekeeper" made Xi Yang feel very concerned anyway—the feeling of being severely punished by his own housekeeper made him very unhappy. In short, Xi Yang When I opened the link address of this post, I actually had some kind of malice in my heart.

But he was stunned when he saw the unbreathable title on the pink page.

[Tree Hole] What should I do when I meet such a wayward master? I heard that the title of the post here must be long before anyone notices. In fact, this is a post that records the story that I have to say between me and the master.

Poster ID: Housekeeper in Distress

The content of the post was very short, just two lines: RT, today is my first day in office, but the owner who came in thought I was more handsome than him and refused to take me.what do I do?

Xi Yang silently looked down.

#1 fucked him!

Hahahaha, this reason for returning the goods made me drunk immediately

#2==

Fire Tong Liu Ming

#3YoY

Luzhu Lake Green Appraisal Completed

#4 Sesame

Too handsome to return what the hell hhhhhhhhh

#5 lol

front row!

……

#12 stay hair silver blue

Wait a minute, let me make up my mind. The gentle and pampering deacon Gong x the willful and poisonous tongue, the master is such a cp, it's amazing, okay!

#13>///

Fuck LS gave you 32 likes, I am ashamed to be cute with you

#14 Sesame

…Looks like I’ve decided to …………… Row to the 12th floor!

The times of the several replies are very similar, probably because the post was published at the time when the forum is the most crowded, so someone chatted in the post in an instant, and after chatting for a few words, someone asked "LZ Why is it gone?"

Then after a few more replies, I saw that the ID of the main building replied in ink:

#35 Housekeeper in Distress

There are a lot of things to do because of the first day of work, I just cleaned the kitchen, now take a break to brush posts

Let me briefly introduce my new owner. He is a handsome young man. He is not tall and only reaches my shoulders. He has a clear and pleasing voice. I like his voice very much. It really hurts me to hear the voice say something I don't like

... I don't know why, but I always feel that the eyes he looks at me are not right. It doesn't feel like the eyes he would have when he hates someone. My quality as a housekeeper is in line with the preferences he recorded when he applied... Anyway, that The reason for resignation is too strange

In short, due to various reasons, I managed to stay, which is good news for me

Finally, I would like to ask, what is lake green?

#36 stay hair silver blue

Wow appeared!Master of Phuket Island, Lake Green City, are you really a gangster in the forum? !

...It means that the lake green=purely fictitious!

#37 Housekeeper in Distress

Ah, thank you, Dumao Yinlan

In fact, this is the first time I came to this forum. It was a friend of mine who suggested to me that if I have any troubles, I can post here. He also told me to put the prefix [Tree Hole] in my post, because I heard a friend introduce this forum. I think the master will not come here, but in order to protect the privacy of me and the master from being exposed by human flesh, the details of my narrative have been blurred

Therefore, whether it is fiction or not, please judge by yourself.

Well, I continued to do things, and I will read the post tomorrow

good night everybody

From his reply on this floor, there are basically three groups of people replying, one group of people insists that the master is in Hulu, another group of people refute this point of view, and the rest of the people think it is unnecessary If you care too much about these details, you can be cute.

Of course, as time went by, the later the post, the fewer replies there were. It was not until the person who posted the post appeared the next day that the post that had sunk was brought up again.

#89 Housekeeper in Distress

It's over, he doesn't drink milk

#90233333

Hahahaha didn't you say that if you are not tall, it will reach your shoulders!No wonder I don't drink milk because I don't grow taller!

#91 Housekeeper in Distress

This is a very serious matter...

i have to find a way

#92 stay hair silver blue

Hey, I actually missed the point where Mr. Butler appeared!upset!

But not drinking milk is quite in line with the image of a wayward boy. I immediately started to imagine unhealthy scenes. (Shut up

#93 Sesame

Tsk tsk dumb blue, you little yellow man flirting too much, right?

#94 stay hair silver blue

I want to kill you, you fucking sesame!Can't type properly? !

...The following discussion on the forum was almost clear, and some discussions about the authenticity of this post were also mixed in. The content of the post was so calm all the way to the end.Xi Yang couldn't stop his balls hurting—do you still need to think about the time of posting and the content of the narration?

All kinds of evidence point to this f*cking post from outside! ! !

Xi Yang narrowed his eyes.

Is Li Shide's guts too fat? !Can this kind of thing be said online? ?By the way, what the hell is that tree hole that has been repeatedly emphasized! ! !

He gasped for breath and searched for the word. After reading the definition, when he felt even more unhappy, Sierra sent him another message: "How is it! Isn't it amazing! Tell me after reading it feelings!"

Xi Yang didn't know how to reply her, he gritted his teeth and looked at the post for a long time, and didn't know what to think, so he stretched out his finger and clicked the refresh button.

It's a good thing that it doesn't move, and a new reply is posted with one swipe.

#166 Housekeeper in Distress

I managed to get him to drink milk

However, he wanted him to drink milk and arranged the house into a sea of ​​cow patterns. He seemed to be angry because of this. Hearing him rinsing his mouth for a long time, he felt a little distressed at first, but he saw him slamming the door shut with red eyes... I'm shamefully cute (Is this how the phrase is used?)

Two days in office made him unhappy, I still want to see what he looks like when he smiles

This, this person...!

After Xi Yang read the last word, he was also drunk...